Chapter 76
Soma juu ya kusave, kutumia talent yako kuget doo na ujue more kuhusu Shaniqwa...
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Samuel Pizzicato Ukona mdomo kuwa mpaka unaongeanga na<br />
capital letter// Andrew Azim Odhiambo Dj B wewe ni mchoyo
mpaka Unajifichanga ndio umeze mate// Kwenu kuna<br />
insecurity hadi police station hufungwa saa kumi.<br />
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kuna Garvin kiti kwa Sanchozil mathree//Muthuri Mingusa Vincent Dj we unaogopa Ujinga ni kijibaba wasee kupata wa 7<br />
gari K’ogalo imecrash hadi alafu wakiitisha kinawauliza #stoney kwani unatoroka imeanguka?//James mbio. Cashies //
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mama stacey!<br />
pesa ya garbage!<br />
haujalipa miezi tatu<br />
sasa!<br />
hakuna cha<br />
hiyo! kama hulipi<br />
tunaenda na hii!<br />
eEh! tunaenda<br />
nayo! hiyo ni nini?<br />
tunaeza uzia njoro<br />
wa car wash aoshe<br />
gari nayo?<br />
aki sina!<br />
kujeni next month<br />
nitawalipa...<br />
I promise!<br />
mama stacey?<br />
kasimu kangu<br />
kamejaA moto?<br />
eh? nini<br />
inaendelea<br />
hapa?<br />
nimeshindwa<br />
kulipia trash...<br />
hawa maboys<br />
wanataka kuenda<br />
na hair dryer<br />
yangu!<br />
Ishieni!<br />
hii salon<br />
si ya mama<br />
yenu!<br />
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chux<br />
umeni-save! leo<br />
sitakulipisha<br />
ku-charge<br />
simu!<br />
baAas!<br />
hivo ndio<br />
kunaendanga!<br />
baAdaye...<br />
hiyo salon<br />
hai-make profit hata!<br />
chuxX alini-save, but<br />
na-neEd mpango!<br />
nyinyi ndio<br />
ma-advisor wangu<br />
sasa... nita-do?<br />
tunaeza<br />
tafuta madem wa<br />
kusambaza fliers,<br />
tuambei customers<br />
ukileta customers<br />
wengine wawili,<br />
unaget freE<br />
maniucure!<br />
haiya! hiyo<br />
ni idea poa!!<br />
but mi<br />
ningesema<br />
hivi... tunataka<br />
ku-atTract<br />
ma-customer<br />
madem, si<br />
ndio?<br />
tusitumie<br />
madem kusambaza<br />
fliers.<br />
tutumie machali<br />
wahot!<br />
tufanyishe<br />
interview ku-make<br />
sure tutaget wale<br />
machali wa-finest<br />
kusambaza fliers!<br />
unajuaje?<br />
maybe<br />
nitaAngukia,<br />
hihi!<br />
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aAda ya siku<br />
kadhaA...<br />
panga line<br />
straight!<br />
haya! tuanze<br />
interviews!<br />
mama mia!<br />
huyu nisha<br />
m-like!!<br />
hakuna<br />
haja ya<br />
interview<br />
hapa!<br />
Hey, honestly<br />
wewe ni msupuU sana. Najua<br />
one minute of your time ni<br />
pricelesS, so I beg just<br />
for 60 seconds; Mama<br />
Stacey salon iko na nail<br />
art noma-stick ons na<br />
foils.<br />
zina-last for<br />
a month! Utapata na half<br />
price na ukileta mtu<br />
mwingine, utafanyiwa freE.<br />
Thanks msupa. Tuonane<br />
salon.<br />
wah! betTy,<br />
chilL maze!<br />
umesema<br />
unaitwa...?<br />
shadack...<br />
ama shadoH.<br />
shadoh, huyu dem<br />
anajifanya amekunoki<br />
anaitwa betTy. tuseme<br />
umekutana naye mtaAni<br />
tu... ebu tushow vile utam<br />
convince akam kwa hii<br />
salon...<br />
eh...<br />
wah!<br />
mpaka<br />
nasikia<br />
joto<br />
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mMeona?<br />
nini?<br />
sudDenly<br />
umekuwa<br />
m-sad...<br />
mMeona<br />
chenye<br />
kimeandikwa<br />
kwa t-sho ya<br />
shadoh?<br />
imenikumbusha<br />
kitambo...<br />
nilikuwa<br />
na huyu chali...<br />
nilikuwa nam-like,<br />
but ilikuwa ni kaA<br />
yeye ndio ana<br />
decide kila kitu.<br />
mimi sikuwa na say,<br />
na hakuwa anani<br />
respect!<br />
say what?<br />
unado nini na<br />
ma-cd kwa bag<br />
yako?<br />
bae unajua<br />
siji-trust<br />
nikiwa nawe.<br />
afadhali niwe<br />
safe.<br />
aii zi!<br />
kubebana na<br />
ma-cd kila<br />
mahali? kwani<br />
we ni dem aina<br />
gani?<br />
bae si<br />
tulishabonga<br />
hii story<br />
tukasikizana?<br />
hapana!<br />
hatukusikizana<br />
uzibebe<br />
kila mahali!<br />
know<br />
what?<br />
nimeishia!<br />
It’s beEn<br />
real!<br />
I think<br />
decision yako<br />
ilikuwa right!<br />
hata kama ulikuwa<br />
unam-like, usi<br />
regret hata!<br />
ama waonaje,<br />
maria kim?<br />
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Maoni yako<br />
kuhusu reaction ya BetTy's<br />
boyfriend alipo ona cd kwa<br />
handbag yake ni gani? Text maoni<br />
yako kwa 20308 ukianza na word<br />
'QueEnfisi' na unaeza shinda<br />
Ksh. 1000.<br />
Kutext ni freE.
haya, sasa<br />
ebu tuamue ni<br />
machali wagani<br />
wamepita<br />
interview.<br />
wote!<br />
wote ni wa<br />
finest! hizo ma<br />
abs! ma swag!<br />
mcheki<br />
tu! eh?<br />
ah ah!<br />
no! huyo hajatosha<br />
mboga!<br />
hehe!<br />
betTy<br />
wewe ni<br />
fisi sana!<br />
haha!<br />
queEn fisi<br />
mwenyewe!<br />
baAda ya siku<br />
kadhaA...<br />
bizna<br />
imekuwa poa!<br />
hiyo plan ili<br />
work!<br />
naona<br />
utatafuta mtu wa<br />
kuku help sasa. ma<br />
customer wengine<br />
wako nje<br />
wanangoja!<br />
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Mafuniko Ruwa Ujinga n kufua nguo kwa maji ya moto ili ikauke haraka.//<br />
Obadiah Ropkip “Ati ww n mrefu hadi unapewa ugali na manati”
Rabex Cynthia kwenyu mko wengi adi ikfka tym ya fudi mnakol<br />
regsta kwanza . macho zako n red adi zinaivisha nyama!<br />
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Gabriel T Tito Wewe ni ngamu kuweka credo kwa simu hadi ukiweka<br />
bamba 50 watu wa safaricom wanaziweka kwa mpesa by force!<br />
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