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Sida 30 The Force Nr 3/2011 Ur Arkivet We hold these postulates to be intuitively obvious, that all physicists are born equal to first approximation, and are endowed by their creator with certain discrete privileges, among them a mean rest life, n degrees of freedom, and the following rights which are invariant under all linear transformations: 1. To approximate all problems to ideal cases 2. To use order of magnitude calculations whenever deemed necessary (i.e. whenever one can get away with it) 3. To use the rigorous method of squinting for solving problems more complex than addition of positive integers 4. To dismiss all diverging functions as ”nasty” and/or ”unphysical” 5. To invoke the uncertainty principle when confronted with confused mathematicians, chemists, engineers, psychologists, dramatists und andere schweinhunden 6. When pressed by non-physicist for an explanation of 4., to mumble in a sneering way something about physically naive mathematicians 7. To equate two sides of an equation which are dimensionally inconsistent, with a suitable comment to the effect of ”Well, we’re interested in the order of magnitude anyway” 8. To the extensive use of ”bastard notations” where conventional mathematics does not work 9. To invent fictitious forces to delude the general public 10. To justify shake reasoning on the basis that it gives the right answer 11. To cleverly choose convenient initial conditions, using the principle of general triviality 12. To use plausible arguments in place of proofs, and thenceforth refer to these arguments as proofs 13. To take on faith any principle which seems right but cannot be proved Author unknown
Nr 3/2011 I detta nummer av the Force Carolina Eriksson, F-Ø Mikael Twengström, Falsklarm Jon Arborelius, F-Ø Björn Ahlgren, Førspel Fysikalens stabsledning David Byström, Førspel Peda Dizdarevic, Falsklarm Tomas Åbrandt, Fusklapp Theodor Isacsson, F-Ø Jennifer Lemne, Falsklarm Tomas Lycken, Førspel Patrik Rufelt, Førspel Emil Lundberg, Falsklarm Gustav Johnsson, Førspel Mottagningen 2011 Force Majeure Chefredaktör & ansvarig utgivare The Force Nästa nummer Sida 31 Nästa nummer av the Force kommer ut i slutet av november eller början av december. <strong>Tema</strong>t kommer att vara “Särskrivning eller sär skrivning”. Mer information kommer senare i ett konsulat nära dig, så håll ögonen öppna! * Med reservation för förändringar i Force Majeures humör Skriv i Force! Vill du också bli bjuden på godfika av Force Majeure? Se till att göra dig förtjänt av det - skriv, fota eller rita och maila ditt alster till force@f.kth.se. Alla bidrag mottages med glädje! Sara Aschan, Falsklarm force@f.kth.se www.xkcd.com
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