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Arrivée<br />

Number <strong>126</strong> Autumn <strong>2014</strong><br />

the Long Distance Cyclists’ Association<br />

www.aukweb.net


Ron Lowe & Will Davenhill, on the Golden Road and Standing Stones 300k<br />

Photo: Ian Gilbert


EDITORIAL<br />

Arrivée is the free magazine of Audax United<br />

Kingdom—the long distance cyclists’ association<br />

which represents the Randonneurs Mondiaux in<br />

the UK. AUK membership is open to any cyclist,<br />

regardless of club or other affiliation, who is imbued<br />

with the spirit of long-distance cycling. Full details<br />

in the AUK Handbook.<br />

HOW TO CONTACT US<br />

Membership Enquiries: Mike Wigley (AUK Membership<br />

Secretary), Higher Grange Farm, Millcroft Lane, Delph<br />

OL3 5UX. Email: mike.wigley@Audax.uk.net<br />

Membership Application Form: www.aukweb.net/<br />

memform.phb<br />

or Ian Hobbs (New Members), 26 Naseby Road, Belper<br />

DE56 0ER.<br />

Email: ian.hobbs@Audax.uk.net<br />

Membership fees<br />

Renewal: £14 or £56 for five years.<br />

New or lapsed members £19 (inc. £5 enrolment fee) or<br />

£61 for five years.<br />

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Contributions<br />

Articles, info, cartoons, photos, all welcome. Please<br />

read the contributors’ advice in the Handbook.<br />

Views expressed in Arrivée are not necessarily those<br />

of the Club.<br />

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by Peter Moir.<br />

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Copyright © <strong>2014</strong> Arrivée<br />

I hope this issue of Arrivée arrives as you sit and<br />

reflect on yet another successful Audax season;<br />

a season where you achieved all your goals, had<br />

fun, rode some events new to you; or maybe just<br />

felt good that you went twelve months without<br />

forgetting the combination of your cable lock. I'm<br />

sorry to have to remind you that you also probably<br />

forgot, yet again, to buy some winter gear over the<br />

summer while it was cheaper.<br />

Please remember we are always after articles<br />

and photographs for inclusion in the magazine.<br />

Anything from a single photograph to a multipage<br />

article is always greatly appreciated, and<br />

thanks to all who have taken the time to submit<br />

content for this issue. You have two options to<br />

get articles and pictures to the editors – by email<br />

or via the AUK MediaFire “cloud”. Generally the<br />

latter is appropriate for large numbers of higher<br />

resolution photographs but, as Tim mentioned in<br />

the last issue, please do try and rename your files to<br />

something descriptive to help us out.<br />

While on the subject of the publication of your<br />

articles and news, the editors for the new website<br />

are now in place and familiarising themselves with<br />

the backend content management system. It's<br />

expected that the website will be live by the time<br />

the next Arrivée is with you.<br />

We are still looking for another Arrivée editor to<br />

take on the duties of editing the Summer edition<br />

from Tim – see page 7. You'll also see on that<br />

same page that there are number of other vacant<br />

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10<br />

12<br />

14<br />

15<br />

16<br />

17<br />

20<br />

22<br />

24<br />

26<br />

Official News<br />

Devon Delight<br />

Ribble Blue<br />

Round the Atlas Mountains<br />

David Matthews<br />

First Aid for Audaxers<br />

Graeme Holdsworth<br />

San Antonio 100k<br />

Luke Joy-Smith<br />

Cambrian 8A Permanent<br />

Martin Lucas<br />

Míle Fáilte<br />

Damon Peacock<br />

How I Became an Audax Rider<br />

Adrienne Coventry-Brown<br />

Man of Kent<br />

Alex Turner<br />

Mille Cymru<br />

Phil Hodgson<br />

Girls on Tour<br />

Ann Marshall<br />

Death Valley Double Century<br />

Tim Gathercole<br />

Autumn <strong>2014</strong><br />

Contents<br />

positions, so if magazine<br />

publishing is not for you,<br />

then why not have a<br />

think about other ways<br />

you can help AUK by<br />

volunteering.<br />

As 2015 is a Paris–<br />

Brest–Paris year, a<br />

reminder that you can<br />

start riding your qualifying<br />

events from 1 January. The details of the<br />

qualifying periods for each required distance are at<br />

www.aukweb.net/events/pbp/ and in the last edition<br />

of Arrivée. Not all AUK events are “qualifying rides”;<br />

those that are, are marked as BRM [PBP] in the 2015<br />

calendar – online and in the back pages of this<br />

magazine.<br />

All our Christmas present buying dilemmas are<br />

now solved with the launch of the new range of<br />

AUK jerseys, gilets and arm warmers. See page 9<br />

for details.<br />

Finally, don't forget it's membership renewal<br />

time again. This time round, why not take out a<br />

five-year membership, save money, and feel nicely<br />

self-satisfied when you read this same paragraph<br />

when I type it next year?<br />

All the best for the 2015 AUK season!<br />

Peter<br />

Please send all contributions for the next issue of<br />

Arrivée to Sheila by 19 December<br />

The Day I Became a Randonneur<br />

29 Tim Harrison<br />

National 400<br />

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35<br />

38<br />

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44<br />

48<br />

50<br />

53<br />

56<br />

Peter Bond<br />

Momma Trumps Big Bertha<br />

David Matthews<br />

Learning the 3Rs<br />

Dave Morrison<br />

My Weekend in Wales<br />

Cristina Ruiz-Perez<br />

The Two Towers<br />

Ribble Blue<br />

RRtY to Super-Randonneur<br />

Steve Whalley<br />

Lutudarum 120k<br />

Peter Bond<br />

Flattest Possible 300<br />

Malcolm Dancy<br />

Escaping the Floods<br />

Chris Beynon<br />

Flatlands 600<br />

Stuart Blofeld<br />

AUK Calendar<br />

Audax UK Long Distance Cyclists’ Association<br />

(Company Limited by Guarantee)<br />

Reg. Office: Timberly, South Street, Axminster,<br />

Devon EX13 5AD.<br />

Front cover: <strong>2014</strong> AAA points champions Martin Malins &<br />

MaryJane Watson. Photo by Louise Rigby<br />

PLEASE MENTION ARRIVÉE WHEN<br />

REPLYING TO OUR ADVERTISERS<br />

www.aukweb.netArrivée Autumn <strong>2014</strong> No. <strong>126</strong> 3


OFFICIAL NEWS<br />

Just a Second<br />

Paul Stewart<br />

Secretary, Audax UK<br />

It’s been another eventful few months for the AUK Board with<br />

some controversial matters resolved and some new ones arising.<br />

In my last column, we were just about recovered from the EGM in<br />

May which approved the introduction of postal voting. Since then<br />

we have been through the process of publishing resolutions for<br />

review via the AUK forum prior to submission to AGM<strong>2014</strong>, and received<br />

nominations for election to the AUK Board of Directors.<br />

All of the resolutions submitted for AGM<strong>2014</strong> came from the Board,<br />

the major proposal being a change to AUK Company Articles to establish<br />

a new Board ‘constitution’, as the last was rather swept away by the<br />

amendment to Article 9 last year. The new proposal establishes a<br />

regulatory framework by which the Board can define the roles it would<br />

see elected to/represented on the Board as Portfolio/Executive and Non-<br />

Portfolio/Non-Executive Directors, enables extended/overlapping terms<br />

of office for continuity, and for Directors to be appointed by the Board<br />

where appropriate.<br />

For AGM<strong>2014</strong>, the Board would see Directors ‘elected to role’ as this<br />

reflects the AUK operational model, and Director posts were set for<br />

election on that basis. The shape of the Board has changed though, as<br />

beside introducing Non-Portfolio Director positions, the Publicity and<br />

Publications posts have merged and similarly Validations, Recorder<br />

and Brevet Card Production offices are now represented by an Events<br />

Support Director. So overall the Board will be somewhat smaller than<br />

hitherto, and mostly composed of executive/portfolio Directors with a<br />

direct (sic) role and interest in developing and delivering AUK strategy<br />

and services. This is discussed in greater detail on the AUK forum (see the<br />

AGM<strong>2014</strong> Draft Resolutions board), in the minutes and officers reports<br />

from the last Board Meeting (published through the ‘Official’ section of<br />

the AUK website), and the Annual Report and Agenda for AUK<strong>2014</strong> (more<br />

on that below). There are other changes to company Articles but they are<br />

mostly housekeeping, tidying up changes initiated at AGM 2013.<br />

Other resolutions relate to the AUK Regulations and Appendices,<br />

mostly to allow for the discontinuation of the AUK handbook. The<br />

major new proposal for AGM<strong>2014</strong> is to allow Electrically Assisted Pedal<br />

Cycles (EAPC) to be used on Brevet Populaire events. This was initiated<br />

following an approach by a disabled AUK who feared he would soon no<br />

longer be capable of taking part in AUK events without such assistance.<br />

This seemed a worthy request and in keeping with the BP ethos, as these<br />

events are intended to be ‘popular’ (accessible) rather than ‘audacious’.<br />

Aficionados’ of hilly BPs may disagree with that sentiment but the<br />

AAA secretary is content to support the resolution whilst keeping a<br />

weather eye on the use of EAPC bikes on hilly events. The amendment<br />

also clarifies the insurance position, ensuring that as official entrants,<br />

EAPC riders will be covered by the event insurance. To be clear, this<br />

amendment applies to BP events and awards only, i.e., not Brevet<br />

Randonneur.<br />

Another change arising is that the popular ‘Randonneur Round the<br />

Year’ scheme administered by Peak Audax has been formally adopted by<br />

AUK. The RRTY scheme will continue to be administered by Mike Wigley<br />

(AUK Membership Secretary) as now, the only immediate practical<br />

change being that only Randonneur events recognised by AUK, i.e.,<br />

listed in riders ‘results’, will qualify. I’m sure you will all join the AUK<br />

Board in offering thanks and congratulations to Peak Audax and Mike for<br />

their work in developing this great award scheme.<br />

The most significant change to AUK regulations though is an<br />

amendment to AUK Regulation Appendix 7.1, which relates to ‘riding AUK<br />

events in conjunction with other organised events’, and now references<br />

‘…other events eligible for AUK awards’. For many this is a major change,<br />

as the ACP/FFCT convention is that rides could not/should not count<br />

towards award schemes offered by different bodies.<br />

The amendment was proposed by the Regulations Committee<br />

earlier this year with a view to widening the range of rides and events<br />

which might count towards AUK (BP and BR) awards, and to clarify the<br />

position of such rides being registered as DIY Permanents, there being<br />

no satisfactory definition of what constitutes ‘an organised event’. It<br />

was intended this would progress to AGM<strong>2014</strong> along with the other<br />

proposals from the Board but it was not formally adopted until after<br />

the submission deadline. Consequentially, it has been progressed as a<br />

temporary change pending ratification at AGM2015, which means the<br />

amendment will effectively run for a year as a trial. In hindsight this<br />

would seem a sensible approach for a change of this nature.<br />

To be clear, it is expected and required that all Brevets recognised by<br />

AUK conform to AUK standards and regulations, something which in turn<br />

has cast a spotlight on AUK standards and regulations, especially those<br />

regarding self-sufficiency and competition, as the amendment demands<br />

a simple and concise method of defining these concepts. As you might<br />

expect, this has been the subject of some lively discussion. For more<br />

information, see the Notice to Members in published in this edition of<br />

Arrivée and through the News & Notices sections of the AUK Website and<br />

the AUK Forum.<br />

Four immediate beneficiaries of this amendment were a group of<br />

riders who took part in this year’s edition of the Hamburg Berlin Koln<br />

Hamburg 1500km event organised by Audax Club Schleswig Holstein<br />

2000 in Germany. Whilst the event is run to traditional Audax standards<br />

the event is not registered with the ACP/LRM and so in the normal<br />

way is ineligible for AUK awards. As previous editions of the event<br />

had been recognised by AUK, the riders asked for their rides to be<br />

similarly recognised, following the appeal process outlined in the AUK<br />

regulations. After due consideration the appeal was granted, as under<br />

different circumstances the enabling amendment might have been in<br />

place prior to the event. The Board offers their congratulations to the<br />

riders for their participation in one of the longer cycling events in the<br />

international calendar.<br />

As I write, planning for AGM<strong>2014</strong> and the Annual Reunion Weekend are<br />

advancing. The full agenda for AGM<strong>2014</strong> has been forwarded to Electoral<br />

Reform Services who are managing voting arrangements for the AGM so<br />

they can setup the voting website. The agenda document, or rather the<br />

Annual Report and Annual General Meeting Agenda for <strong>2014</strong> to give it<br />

it’s full name, includes the Directors Annual Reports, Accounts, Special<br />

Resolutions and Director Nominations. All good stuff. The document<br />

will be published through the AUK website and circulated to members<br />

by post and email along with ballot papers and signon details for the<br />

voting website as appropriate. The voting website is scheduled to be live<br />

by Oct 25 and postal voting will end on Wednesday Nov 12 at mid-day.<br />

Thereafter the results will be forwarded to the designated ‘Returning<br />

Officer’ who will hold the results in confidence until they are required.<br />

Having enabled members to vote in absentia, we hope member will<br />

attend the Reunion weekend. As always, members are encouraged to<br />

ride up. Yarnfield is in easy(ish) cycling distance for many but bring<br />

your bike anyway. As we are in Peak Audax country, Mike Wigley has<br />

organised a ‘club ride’ for Saturday morning, complete with Café stop.<br />

The only downside is that he will bring you back in time for the AGM! If<br />

you have not booked already there is time and the booking form is on<br />

the AUK website, but please let Judith Swallow who is handling bookings<br />

know your plans ASAP.<br />

Moving on, Linda Johnston, AUK treasurer is standing down this year,<br />

something which has weighed on the minds of the Board. Linda has<br />

provided a fine service over the last five years, and whilst some AUKs<br />

have expressed interest the reality is that the role of Treasurer/Finance<br />

Director will fall vacant at AGM<strong>2014</strong>. Whilst aspects of ‘book-keeping’<br />

and organising the management accounts can be ‘outsourced’ we need<br />

somebody to manage these services on behalf of AUK, i.e., a Finance<br />

Director/Finance Delegate. This situation is increasingly urgent so if you<br />

know about money and would like to help AUK manage it’s coffers, we<br />

would be pleased to hear from you!<br />

On the events side, for the riders taking part the National 400<br />

organised by VC167 was a great success. Alas there were not enough of<br />

them, and consequently the event suffered a loss of ~£1100. AUK have<br />

underwritten the event so VC167s costs will be met but this demonstrates<br />

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OFFICIAL NEWS<br />

the need to ensure that where such financial support is offered<br />

that all aspects of the event organisation are covered.<br />

Two other major events this year were the reboot of the<br />

Windsor Chester Windsor 600 and Mark Rigby’s Highlands, Glens<br />

& Western Isles 1300. Both proved very successful though the rider<br />

experience was very different. Whilst WCWers received TLC from<br />

the control teams organised Sue Gatehouse and Keith Harrison,<br />

the HGWI pushed rider self-sufficiency to new limits. One issue<br />

arising was that the nature of the route meant it was impossible<br />

for HGWI riders to stay within the controls time schedule, which<br />

was set using the regular min/max speed formula. It’s not widely<br />

appreciated but LRM regulations allow organisers to adjust the<br />

control timings where necessary, and greater attention will be<br />

given to this aspect of event planning in future.<br />

The last major area of discussion was regarding Publicity and<br />

Publications. The much anticipated new AUK Jerseys and Gilets<br />

are available through the ForceGB website from 1st October, the<br />

cost of a standard jersey being £50 inc. P&P, and Danial Webb<br />

(Publicity Secretary) will move on to look at new designs for<br />

Brevet Cards and Arrivee, along with a special Brevet Card for PBP<br />

qualifier events and an AUK jersey for the event itself. Danial is<br />

also working with Sheila and the newly recruited team of website<br />

editors to progress the magazine website (audax.uk), and the<br />

goal is for that to go live in January 2015.<br />

The Board has also been liaising with Invent Partners (who<br />

developed the LEL website) to develop a specification and<br />

quotation for the new AUK website. Reviewing the quotes<br />

submitted, the Board concluded the quotes were somewhat<br />

incomplete and that, given the cost and complexity of the project<br />

a more detailed and forward looking project brief which might<br />

be used as the basis of a general invitation to tender for the work<br />

was required. As the Board lacks the resources to develop this, it<br />

was decided to invite Invent Partners to submit a quote for this.<br />

Correspondence<br />

Dear Editor<br />

I enjoy reading all the tales of rides in Arrivée but I am<br />

continually frustrated by the lack of DATE and EVENT TITLE<br />

that will enable me to enter the audax next time.<br />

Can this be included please?<br />

Martin Tipping<br />

Martin<br />

As editors we do try and ensure that such information is<br />

included where provided and will, where time permits, often<br />

add extra information when we can. You are correct in that<br />

the publication of ride reports in the magazine is designed to<br />

promote interest in future events, so I will use this opportunity<br />

to encourage contributors to include such key information in<br />

their submissions.<br />

Peter<br />

New Organiser Required<br />

Corwen Rides - Bala Parade 60km, Brenig Bach<br />

100km, Barmouth Boulevard 200km<br />

David Matthews is taking over organisation of the Seamons<br />

CC Tour of the Berwyns from 2015 and, as a result, a new<br />

organiser is required for his Corwen Rides series from 2016<br />

onwards. Rides are already in the calendar for Saturday<br />

July 18 2015 but the date could be moved to suit the new<br />

organiser as from 2016. David will be able to give full support<br />

and training (if needed) to the new organiser through 2015<br />

to 2017.<br />

David can be contacted by email on dmanu@outlook.com<br />

For this year's event report on the Corwen rides, see<br />

page 49.<br />

Notice to Members regarding a change to<br />

AUK Regulation Appendix 7.1<br />

Pending ratification at AGM2015, effective September 24, <strong>2014</strong>, Appendix 7.1 is<br />

amended to read:<br />

An AUK event may not be ridden concurrently with any other event<br />

eligible for AUK awards.<br />

Background<br />

From time to time AUK receives enquiries from members wishing to take part<br />

in non-AUK/ACP/RM homologated events which nominally comply with AUK<br />

regulations and standards and to have their rides recognised by AUK and<br />

count towards AUK awards. Whilst the number of such requests is relatively<br />

small, they can be significant to the riders concerned. Similarly, the board<br />

recognises the need to clarify the regulatory status of such rides undertaken in<br />

conjunction with a DIY Permanent brevet.<br />

Brevet Applications<br />

This amendment allows such rides to be registered as an AUK Permanent<br />

event. Where the ride is validated by an organising body and such validation<br />

is deemed acceptable to AUK, such validation might be used as ‘Proof of<br />

Passage’ for the AUK Brevet, otherwise riders will collect such Proofs as allowed<br />

and required by AUK regulations, e.g., receipts, brevet card stamps or GPX<br />

track. Whilst such rides may be registered as regular or DIY Permanents, it is<br />

expected that most will be registered as DIY Permanents, so that each edition<br />

of the event and route will receive due scrutiny for compliance with AUK<br />

regulations.<br />

The event to be ridden in conjunction with the AUK brevet will be named<br />

on the application form and this will represent the rider’s statement and<br />

commitment that the event and the ride undertaken in conjunction with<br />

it complies with AUK regulations and standards. When submitting such<br />

applications, riders should allow reasonable time for AUK to research the event<br />

as might be required.<br />

This approach has been adopted because it allows and ensures such rides are<br />

progressed in accordance with AUK regulations and using established AUK<br />

event management processes and procedures. For the avoidance of doubt,<br />

the prohibition against riding two AUK recognised events concurrently is<br />

unaffected by this amendment, and it is expected and required that all parts of<br />

any ride validated by AUK under this amendment will be fully compliant with<br />

AUK regulations in terms of self-sufficiency, distance, timing, non-competitive<br />

and so on.<br />

Brevet Randonneur Calendar and Permanent events<br />

organised by other ACP affiliates<br />

AUK Regulation Appendix 7.1 previously read ‘An AUK event may not be ridden<br />

concurrently with any other organised event’. Other ACP affiliates generally<br />

include a similar regulation as a local implementation of the ACP regulation<br />

regarding the conduct of Brevet de Randonneur Mondiaux which has been<br />

translated in English as “A brevet… may not be counted as participation in<br />

another event held in conjunction with it”. Accordingly, unless advised to the<br />

contrary by a competent representative of the local ACP affiliate, riders should<br />

assume that Brevet de Randonneur Calendar and Permanent events falling<br />

under the jurisdiction of the local ACP affiliate will not be validated by the local<br />

ACP affiliate when ridden in conjunction with a brevet registered with AUK by<br />

way of this amendment. Similar restrictions may also apply to award schemes<br />

operated by other organisations, i.e., FFCT Diagonales de France.<br />

Governance<br />

The amendment has been progressed under the powers granted to the Board<br />

by AUK Regulation 1.4, ‘The Appendices to the Regulations may be changed<br />

by the board during the course of the year, subject to ratification at the next<br />

general meeting’. The amendment was agreed at the AUK Board Meeting on<br />

Sept 29, <strong>2014</strong>. The next AGM to which this amendment can be submitted for<br />

ratification by way of a special resolution is AGM2015. In practice this will allow<br />

the amendment to run for a year as a trial.<br />

For further information see the ‘News and Notices’ sections of the AUK website<br />

and Forum.<br />

Paul Stewart, Secretary, Audax UK<br />

September 30, <strong>2014</strong><br />

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OFFICIAL NEWS<br />

Agenda for the Audax UK Long Distance Cyclists’ Association AGM <strong>2014</strong><br />

To be held at the Yarnfield Park Training and Conference Centre nr<br />

Stone, Staffordshire on November 15, <strong>2014</strong>, commencing at 2:00pm<br />

The full Annual Report including the Directors annual reports, Annual<br />

Accounts and details of special resolutions together with the Agenda<br />

as shown below have been circulated to AUK members by email and by<br />

post as appropriate. The Annual Report and AGM Agenda can also be<br />

downloaded from the AUK website.<br />

1. TO RECORD THE NAMES OF THOSE PRESENT AT THIS MEETING.<br />

2. TO RECORD APOLOGIES FOR ABSENCE.<br />

3. TO APPROVE THE MINUTES OF THE LAST AGM as a true record of that<br />

meeting.<br />

4. (The minutes were published in Arrivée, Winter <strong>2014</strong> Edition123 and<br />

are on the AUK website.)<br />

5. MATTERS ARISING from the last meeting.<br />

6. TO CONSIDER DIRECTORS’ REPORTS.<br />

7. TO CONSIDER THE ANNUAL ACCOUNTS AND TREASURER’S<br />

RECOMMENDATIONS.<br />

8. TO CONSIDER SPECIAL RESOLUTIONS<br />

1) Proposal - To amend Articles 1, 5, 9 & 14 of the AUK Articles.<br />

2) Proposal - To amend Article 7.6 of the AUK Articles.<br />

3) Proposal - Sundry amendments to AUK Articles<br />

4) Proposal – To amend AUK Regulations & Appendices to allow<br />

EAPC on Brevet Populaire events<br />

5) Proposal – To amend AUK Regulations & Appendices regarding<br />

Awards and Trophies<br />

6) Proposal - Sundry amendments to AUK Regulations &<br />

Appendices<br />

9. ELECTION OF DIRECTORS<br />

10. DATE AND VENUE OF NEXT MEETING<br />

11. CLOSE OF MEETING<br />

Nominations For Director<br />

CHAIR<br />

Chris Crossland AUK2964: Proposer, Danial Webb AUK5263; Seconder Dave<br />

Atkinson AUK2620<br />

My life with AUK includes five PBP’s; two LEL’s; Ultra Randonneur;<br />

Brevet 25000, and organiser of many events (ROA 25000). My committee<br />

experience includes twenty years chairing trade union branches and<br />

being Chair/Secretary of Joint Trade Unions Committees within NHS<br />

organisations, and similar committee involvement with cycling (Chair /<br />

President /Secretary of two CTC member groups) and local football<br />

league organisations (twelve years as League Secretary). My objectives as<br />

Chair are to: make AUK more focussed, improve governance and widen<br />

participation in decision-making.<br />

SECRETARY<br />

Paul Stewart AUK4488: Proposer, Liam Fitzpatrick AUK7100; Seconder,<br />

Francis Cooke AUK915<br />

I joined AUK in 2004 and began organising Calendar events in 2007<br />

to repay my SFW, R10K and PBP badges. I joined the Board as Secretary<br />

in 2013 with the goal of improving communications between the AUK<br />

Board and Membership, and to help promote Audax as a popular and<br />

accessible form of cycle sport. This year I have overseen the introduction<br />

of the AUK forum and the review by members of resolutions prior to<br />

submission to AGM<strong>2014</strong>, which for the first time will feature postal voting.<br />

My professional background is in IT and Project Management.<br />

CALENDAR EVENTS DIRECTOR<br />

Martin Foley AUK3207: Proposer, Alex Pattison AUK4344; Seconder, Martyn<br />

Peggie AUK8533<br />

I rode my first AUK event in July 2003. Since then I have ridden 8 SR<br />

series as well as organising calendar events at BP, BR and BRM category<br />

and a number of Permanent rides. I am currently the DIY Perm organiser<br />

for Scotland. I have worked in the dental and bicycle trade and have many<br />

years experience of managing and running my own small business. If<br />

elected I would seek to provide support for organisers of all AUK calendar<br />

events and the development of AUK strategic planning.<br />

Tim Sollesse AUK6069: Proposer, Pat Hurt AUK6700, Seconder, Ian Hennessey<br />

AUK2294<br />

AUK Member and PBP Ancien, AUK & ACP Brevet5000, mentored<br />

by Rocco Richardson, AC Hackney Team Fleche captain, CTC Miglia<br />

Milla champion and organizer of JOGLE rides. I am the organiser of<br />

the ‘Steamride’ AUK events which use manned controls, website and<br />

facebook to attract new AUK members, and am planning Raids &<br />

1000km and London - Land’s End - London (Triple L). As Event Secretary<br />

I would implement AUK strategy and embrace Strava like county/region<br />

Award/Challenge tables. My professional background is in IT (Business<br />

Intelligence) systems with large companies. My goal is for more happy<br />

active members.<br />

PERMANENT EVENTS DIRECTOR<br />

John Ward AUK826: Proposer, Margaret Phillpotts AUK1070, Seconder, Tom<br />

Elkins AUK8230<br />

SR and PBP Ancien, I have organised AUK events from 50km to 1,000km,<br />

including the New Forest Permanent and Calendar Events for 11 years.<br />

As Permanents Secretary since 2005 I have seen a steady increase in the<br />

number of Permanents, the introduction of DIY and ECE events, GPS DIYs<br />

and Virtual Brevets. Lots more still to do with the introduction of new AUK<br />

website and “back-office”. I am also a committee member of CTC Wessex<br />

Cycling and the organiser of the Lymington Tuesday Cycling. Outside<br />

cycling I am the Chair of the New Forest Association.<br />

DIRECTOR AND MEMBERSHIP SECRETARY<br />

Mike Wigley AUK6480: Proposer, Peter Lewis AUK7916; Seconder, Sheila<br />

Simpson AUK207<br />

I have been an Audax member for 23 years and in that time I’ve ridden<br />

663 events and achieved status as a Randonneur, a Super Randonneur, and<br />

a Randonneur Round the Year. I completed LEL in 2013 and my main focus<br />

is currently on my first (and last!) PBP in 2015. I have organised Calendar<br />

events at 50-600km as well as a series of popular Permanents. I’ve been<br />

Membership Secretary since 2010, and was previously an Enrolments<br />

Delegate 2003-2009.<br />

EVENTS SERVICES DIRECTOR<br />

Peter Lewis AUK7916: Proposer, Keith Harrison AUK263; Seconder, Matthew<br />

Chambers AUK7300<br />

I have been an enthusiastic member of AUK since 2010, helping with<br />

events and completing RRTY(2), SR(3) and LEL. Elected AUK Recorder<br />

in 2013, I have gained insight into the complexities of AUK’s Events<br />

Validation and Recording system and relationship with ACP (I am bilingual<br />

with French as my other language). I hope to use this along with my<br />

professional skills and experience on international standards committees<br />

to serve AUK in the new & wider role of Event Services Director as we move<br />

into what I believe will be one of the busiest years in AUK’s history.<br />

PUBLICITY AND PUBLICATIONS DIRECTOR<br />

Danial Web AUK5263: Proposer, Denise Hughes AUK6710; Seconder, Sheila<br />

Simpson AUK207<br />

I have been a member of Audax UK since 2005, and a board member on<br />

and off since 2008. I’ve organised countless hilly events, as well as London<br />

Edinburgh London in 2013. I have really enjoyed my year as publicity<br />

officer and I’m very keen to continue this work. I would like to build on the<br />

work I’ve done to smarten up our image, and apply this work to our new<br />

website. I plan to continue to build the team that will edit both the website<br />

as Arrivée, as well working with other members to publicise what we do.<br />

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OFFICIAL NEWS<br />

Wanted<br />

Membership Team<br />

Delegate<br />

Ian Hobbs is standing down after doing a sterling job of welcoming<br />

new members to Audax UK, after having overseen an increase in<br />

membership to over 6000. We now need an Enrolments Delegate<br />

to send out our “welcome to Audax UK” letters, along with a copy<br />

of the current Arrivée magazine.<br />

You will need access to Broadband, email, and a printer, together<br />

with the capability to receive and store stocks of Arrivée. A friendly<br />

local post office is going to be really useful.<br />

The role operates around the year, although the busiest time of the<br />

year is usually in the spring so shouldn’t encroach onto too much<br />

cycling time. Don’t worry though, we allow you to have the odd<br />

week or so off!<br />

For more information please contact Mike Wigley,<br />

membership@aukweb.net<br />

Wanted<br />

AUK Finance Director and<br />

Treasurer<br />

Linda Johnston, the AUK Treasurer is standing down at AGM<strong>2014</strong><br />

after 3 years in post and so we are looking for a new Finance<br />

Director and/or Treasurer designate to help develop new<br />

accounting and ecommerce processes and generally look after ‘the<br />

books’.<br />

For more information please contact Paul Stewart, secretary@<br />

aukweb.net, or Chris Crossland, chair@aukweb.net<br />

Wanted<br />

Brevet Card<br />

Secretary<br />

We are looking for an enthusiastic volunteer to provide this<br />

vital service as part of the Event Services team. You will need<br />

somewhere for a free standing digital photocopier and stocks<br />

of blank cards (all provided by AUK) and a broadband/email<br />

connection. A friendly local post office is a 'must' as there will be<br />

regular despatches to Organisers. Backup is in place for holiday<br />

cover.<br />

Please contact Peter Lewis, AUK Recorder, for further details<br />

Wanted<br />

Arrivée Editor for<br />

Summer Edition<br />

After many years, Tim Wainwright would like to hand the<br />

editorship of the summer Arrivée to a new editor. The position<br />

involves complete production from start to finish of the magazine,<br />

so good knowledge of desktop publishing using Adobe InDesign<br />

(or QuarkXPress) plus Photoshop would be essential, though help<br />

can be given to get you started. Software will be supplied by AUK<br />

Responsibilities of the post include<br />

• preparation and collation of articles and adverts for<br />

publishing<br />

• preparation of digital images from members<br />

• laying out the text and images into a page makeup program<br />

• uploading press ready files to our printer's website<br />

For more information please contact either Sheila Simpson,<br />

sheila@aukadia.net, or Tim Wainwright, twain@blueyonder.<br />

co.uk<br />

The National 400, 2015<br />

The National 400 for 2015 will be hosted by CTC Highland on Saturday<br />

25 July, based from Dingwall Academy with a route taking in spectacular<br />

cycling country in the far north of Scotland. Remote sections,<br />

undulations & twists in the road follow the natural terrain and bring<br />

many new & spectacular views at the top of every rise & turn in the road.<br />

The route takes a circuit to Durness in the far north west of Scotland<br />

then follows the spectacular north coast road for about 80k before<br />

returning south back through the Flow Country of inland Sutherland.<br />

Most of the 400k are on remote single track roads not normally<br />

experienced by cyclists from ‘the south’ which takes to the extreme<br />

the AUK principle of self-reliance, there are not many bike shops on this<br />

route! All controls are in halls (where a bit of mechanical help & advice<br />

may be on hand) and all food will be included in the entry fee (that<br />

means you will be fed 8 times (as much as you can consume), eat your<br />

heart out El Supremo).<br />

There is plenty to do for the family too so make it a long weekend or<br />

longer perhaps and at the end of July it will be a great ride to keep the<br />

fitness going in preparation for PBP.<br />

John Hamilton<br />

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BREVET POPULAIRE<br />

Terry Dolan and Brian Fisher leaving the start at Newton Abbot<br />

Ben Brodie near Starcross<br />

Steve Main & Martyn Dean on tandem at Cockwood near Starcross<br />

Graham Brodie has been<br />

organising this event together<br />

with its sister, the 200k Torplex,<br />

since 1994. Being the 20th year of<br />

the event Graham was far from<br />

being disappointed with the entry<br />

as over 170 had signed up for the<br />

ride – more than twice that of last<br />

year.<br />

The usual talk at the start<br />

concerning potholes in various<br />

places along the route; sand,<br />

gravel and slippery surfaces to<br />

watch out for; but he omitted to<br />

mention the large holes in the<br />

road just as you leave the start<br />

– hopefully nobody punctured.<br />

Nine o’ clock saw the riders leave,<br />

all trying to get in front down<br />

a narrow cycle path to leave<br />

Newton Abbot and cross the River<br />

Teign to head towards the Haldon<br />

hills.<br />

A large group of what<br />

appeared to be sportive riders<br />

fresh from the recent Dartmoor<br />

Classic worked their way through<br />

the field to get up to the front<br />

and take the lead. But there’s a<br />

difference between Sportives and<br />

Audaxes, the latter do not arrow<br />

the route and it was interesting to<br />

see that they all followed the front<br />

group past the turn for Sandygate<br />

and head for the dual carriageway,<br />

instead of the lanes up to the top<br />

of Haldon. It was a case of ‘see you<br />

later alligator’ and later we did<br />

see them, but it took two or three<br />

miles for them to catch us all up.<br />

Over the top of the hill and a<br />

Devon<br />

Delight<br />

Sunday 20 July<br />

photographs by Graham Brodie<br />

steep descent down to Ashcombe<br />

Church for the first info control.<br />

I'm not sure how many more times<br />

Graham can use the telephone<br />

box in Ashcombe, as he must<br />

be running out of questions he<br />

can use from there. Always very<br />

pleasant to ride along the Dawlish<br />

Water valley with its picturesque<br />

cottages dotted on either side,<br />

and glimpses of the sea as the<br />

route works its way into Dawlish.<br />

The usual flurry of activity at<br />

the check point just before the<br />

Warren, with ‘goodies’ being<br />

handed out to keep us all going<br />

for the next 25k before we got to<br />

the Stoke Canon control. Through<br />

the Warren and alongside the<br />

River Exe to reach the Exeter<br />

bypass before decyphering the<br />

route sheet to get through all the<br />

new roads they keep building<br />

around Exeter – there’s some new<br />

ones every time you do this event.<br />

Free from all the new housing<br />

estates and along quiet lanes –<br />

where the only hold-ups are due<br />

to horse riders who are also out<br />

enjoying the fine weather – finds<br />

us going through Poltimore to get<br />

to Stoke Canon village hall for a<br />

well-earned sit down, cuppa and<br />

a cake.<br />

The next 10k along flat lanes<br />

through Thorverton and onto<br />

Crediton gave no indication as<br />

to what lay ahead. Up to now<br />

with the exception of climbing<br />

over the Haldon hills the route<br />

had been fairly flat, but as Ü<br />

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NEWS<br />

The new Audax UK<br />

jerseys are now<br />

available to order<br />

We've produced two styles of jersey for<br />

you to choose from, a black jersey with<br />

coloured trim, and a plain colour jersey<br />

with black trim. Both jerseys are available<br />

in each of the seven Audax UK colours. In<br />

recognition of our kingdom of nations,<br />

you can also choose from one of four<br />

national flags (or no flag) to wear on your<br />

arm.<br />

We also have a gilet for sale, again<br />

available in the seven colours, plus<br />

armwarmers in either lycra or thermal<br />

roubaix fabric.<br />

The jerseys are just £49.99, and the gilets<br />

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The jerseys are made by ForceGB, who<br />

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four weeks.<br />

Û Crediton was left behind the<br />

lanes took on a more hilly form<br />

with a particular steep climb to<br />

get into Tedburn St Mary. I had<br />

been joined by a couple of CTC<br />

Devon riders for most of the<br />

route, but after the last climb<br />

their mood seemed to have<br />

changed from being chatty and<br />

all smiles to demanding to know<br />

if there were any more climbs<br />

before the finish and yes there is,<br />

some of the remaining miles are<br />

like a sting in the tail.<br />

Up a couple more steep<br />

ones which saw riders taking<br />

to walking to get to the top but<br />

then a drop into the Teign valley<br />

eased their recovery and with the<br />

exception of the climb just past<br />

the quarry it was a case of just<br />

take it easy for the last few miles<br />

into the finish for a cream tea and<br />

drinks.<br />

Thanks Graham for a very<br />

enjoyable event, and look<br />

forward to next July for the 21st<br />

Devon Delight.<br />

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ON TOUR<br />

Into the wild – heading west to Tazenakht<br />

Round the Atlas Mountains<br />

A Moroccan Road Trip<br />

David Matthews<br />

Having enjoyed several holidays<br />

riding in the Alps and Pyrenees<br />

after retirement from the<br />

world of work, in March <strong>2014</strong><br />

the time eventually arrived to<br />

fulfill a long-held ambition to visit the Atlas<br />

mountains of Morocco. It is necessary to visit<br />

in early spring or the autumn to avoid the<br />

45/50°C temperatures experienced during the<br />

summer.<br />

My ambition to visit the Atlas was first<br />

stirred during my mountaineering days in<br />

the 60s and 70s when it was apparent that<br />

a number of well known British hill walkers<br />

were moving out to Morocco to find pastures<br />

new, following their extensive exploits in<br />

the UK. Having walked and climbed in most<br />

parts of Britain by the mid-80s, I was looking<br />

to follow in the footsteps of these pioneers.<br />

Then cycling intervened and gave me a whole<br />

new set of geographically more conventional<br />

challenges until I finally revisited my "let’s go<br />

to the Atlas mountains" ideas in 2013.<br />

Rather than plan all the details of my first<br />

visit, it was decided to join one of KE’s sevenday,<br />

fully supported, road cycling trips – ‘The<br />

Tour of Toubkal’. This 700km, 6,500m ascent<br />

route departs from Marrakech to describe a<br />

southerly clockwise road route around Mt<br />

Toubkal, 4167m, the highest mountain in<br />

North Africa.<br />

The following notes give a flavour of the<br />

ride – which I would describe as a great new<br />

experience if not always a traditional holiday.<br />

Comprehensive details of the route and<br />

associated arrangements are available on the<br />

KE website.<br />

The first barrier to the circuit is the high<br />

pass of Tizi n'Tichka 2,260m following an<br />

initial motorised transfer out of Marrakech<br />

to Taddert hamlet at 1,670m. The reason for<br />

this transfer is twofold: firstly to escape the<br />

Marrakech traffic; and secondly to allow time<br />

to get to the first available overnight stop,<br />

103km beyond Taddert at Quarazate.<br />

Throughout this ride there tends to be only<br />

one possible road and one possible location<br />

for the overnight stop – especially beyond<br />

Zagora at the edge of the Sahara desert.<br />

Roads vary from occasionally smooth to<br />

very rough, although the Moroccan people<br />

are gradually improving the worst of them.<br />

Minimum 25 section tyres are recommended.<br />

You will have seen much of Quazarate at<br />

the movies for this is where ‘Lawrence of<br />

Arabia’ and the Spaghetti Westerns were<br />

filmed in the surrounding rugged landscape.<br />

There are still some plastic forts up in the<br />

hills, left over from the scene sets. We stayed<br />

in a beautiful hotel at Quazarate, as we did<br />

at Agdz (day 2) and at Zagora at the<br />

edge of the Sahara desert (day 3).<br />

Summit of Tizi<br />

All ten of us had our photos taken at<br />

n'Test<br />

the famous sign pointing across the<br />

desert indicating ‘Tombouctou 52 days’, which<br />

is the time it takes by dromedary. (There are<br />

no camels in Morocco!)<br />

We returned up the fertile Draa valley to<br />

Agdz in the support van, to enable timely<br />

connection to the road to the small town of<br />

Tazenakht 1,398m for our next overnight stay.<br />

Beyond Agdz the route gets into very remote<br />

Café stop at Ait Saoun on the road to Agdz. A rare experience on this trip!<br />

Mustapha preparing lunch<br />

Start of the Tizi n'Test – 2100m from this junction at 450m. A long climb!<br />

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ON TOUR<br />

hill country and some very poor roads. Lunch<br />

was the usual tajine, bread, and salad prepared<br />

by our excellent, multilingual guide Mustapha at<br />

the back of the van. No cafés in these parts!<br />

Tazenakht is a transit town on the main inland<br />

highway, some 200k east of the large port at<br />

Agadir (a kind of downmarket M62 service area).<br />

The hotel here was a shocker – dirty and cold.<br />

We were kept awake all night by packs of dogs<br />

fighting in the street outside until dawn – at<br />

which time the Mullahs chimed in with their<br />

calls to prayer.<br />

All of us were tired next morning as we set off<br />

for 120k riding into a block headwind blowing<br />

straight in from the Atlantic at Agadir. We<br />

eventually arrived at Aoulouz feeling shattered,<br />

before one final short climb to a beautiful hotel.<br />

A lovely hotel but no hot water. Still, it was clean<br />

and the food cooked by Mustapha once again<br />

restored our spirits.<br />

The penultimate day’s ride took us over the<br />

Tizi n’Test summit 2100m, back in the direction<br />

of Marrakech. This pass is well graded with a<br />

good road surface and cafés. A very long 1,650m<br />

ascent in beautiful scenery that had more of an<br />

Alpine air than the rest of the trip.<br />

To complement the Alpine atmosphere, after<br />

a long descent from the pass we stayed in a<br />

‘gite’ at Ijoukak, a small village lost in the folds<br />

of Mt Toubkal. Here we followed our established<br />

routine of showering (often tricky due to dodgy<br />

plumbing), eating at 7:30pm, bed at 9:30 (no<br />

alcohol, no internet, no mobile phone signal,<br />

too tired to have a party!). Then up at 05:45,<br />

breakfast (bread, eggs and fruit) at 07:00 to be<br />

on the road at 08:00.<br />

The final day involved some lumpy roads<br />

including a 300m climb to the town of Asni<br />

which is used as the base for trips up Mt Tubkal.<br />

Following Asni, it is all downhill through a few<br />

towns to Marrakech. In one of these towns I<br />

came across the first roundabout of this trip. As<br />

I entered the roundabout a car passed me very<br />

close forcing me into the kerb, then indicated<br />

left just beyond, suddenly slammed his brakes<br />

on and turned right about 1m from my front<br />

wheel and stopped. There is no intent in these<br />

actions – it’s just that Moroccan drivers are not<br />

used to dealing with bikes.<br />

Back in Marrakech we had a hotel room for<br />

the afternoon to get changed and pack the<br />

bikes. A quick trip to the airport and we were<br />

back in Manchester by midnight.<br />

All in all a fascinating trip in observing a<br />

different culture and lifestyle from our own<br />

in the developed West. A great experience<br />

and well worthwhile. With especial thanks to<br />

Mustapha and his two helpers who looked after<br />

us so well during the whole of the trip. ◆<br />

The road up to Tiz<br />

n'Tichka<br />

The famous sign at Zagora<br />

On the Tizi n'Test<br />

climb showing the<br />

Atlas mountains.<br />

This is a major<br />

hanglider sports<br />

area due to the<br />

excellent thermals<br />

rising from the<br />

valley<br />

Pictorial mural<br />

showing most of our<br />

route<br />

Typical Moroccan<br />

road scene---outside<br />

Quarzazate heading<br />

to Agdz<br />

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FIRST AID<br />

First Aid – Just Another Part of<br />

Self-Sufficiency<br />

I haven’t completed an Easter Arrow; mainly I<br />

blame Chris Smith. He and Lindsay (of VC167)<br />

appeared to be bad-weather magnets in 2013,<br />

we abandoned in the snow at Durham Service<br />

station. I know it wasn’t my fault because<br />

that same year, Lindsay and Chris kept the<br />

rain to themselves while we enjoyed the driest<br />

(easiest?) Bryan Chapman Memorial ever. My<br />

next Easter Arrow, in <strong>2014</strong>, we abandoned<br />

with only 75km under our belts; Chris whinged<br />

and moaned about breathing difficulties from<br />

Castle Howard to the top of Blakey Ridge,<br />

including the single 16km climb of 360m<br />

from Kirkbymoorside to the Lion Inn. When<br />

he collapsed due to his ‘cardiac event’ (after<br />

getting a round in) we no longer had the heart<br />

(sic) to continue.<br />

I never saw the BBC documentary episode<br />

where they filmed the Air Ambulance crew<br />

caring for Chris while Mark explained that<br />

we were Audaxers; experienced long distance<br />

cyclists enjoying an overnight ride… ‘Snow<br />

Roads?’ Ha. Come and have a go at an Arrow,<br />

Dougie Vipond—you’ll die laughing.<br />

I doubt Dean will ever lead an Arrow<br />

team again; at least not with me in. Unless<br />

memories fade quickly I doubt Steve and Mark<br />

will sign up for another one either. Chris is<br />

limited to flat routes under doctors’ orders.<br />

Anyway, this irreverent prelude opens a<br />

piece I asked St. John Ambulance to write<br />

especially for Arrivée after I explained what<br />

Audax was. Self-sufficiency is one hallmark<br />

of an audaxer; navigating our way across the<br />

country from control to control, no back-up,<br />

no rescue, no sag-wagon or team car. We carry<br />

what we need and often carry something to<br />

help others too. Chris had cycled 35km while<br />

experiencing his ‘cardiac event’ which none<br />

of us recognised, and which none of us was<br />

equipped to deal with. As cyclists we often ride<br />

in temporary alliances, or alone, all day and<br />

sometimes all night. While we can fix most<br />

mechanical issues; I for one wouldn’t know<br />

how to deal with a medical breakdown at all.<br />

I wrote to St John Ambulance to ask for<br />

specific advice for long distance cyclists. They<br />

have a couple of first aid “Apps” (computer<br />

programs for mobile phones); one of which is<br />

newly minted and targeted directly at cyclists.<br />

I’ve downloaded this in the hope that I’ll never<br />

need it. Opposite is the St John Ambulance<br />

guidance for Audaxers.<br />

Graeme Holdsworth<br />

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FIRST AID<br />

The nation’s leading first aid<br />

charity, St John Ambulance,<br />

wants to ensure that the<br />

UK’s cycling community<br />

is equipped with first aid<br />

knowledge so that more<br />

cyclists can help where<br />

circumstances might need<br />

them. Ashley Sweetland,<br />

National Cycle Response<br />

Unit Manager at St John<br />

Ambulance, has been on duty at events across the<br />

country this summer, including the Tour de France,<br />

and helped develop St John Ambulance’s new first<br />

aid mobile phone app specifically designed for<br />

cyclists. Here is Ashley’s advice on the essential first<br />

aid that endurance cyclists ought to know.<br />

Just as you’d always pack a puncture<br />

repair kit on a long ride, you also need to be<br />

prepared for a first<br />

aid emergency as<br />

well. Whether you’re<br />

cycling through a<br />

city or miles from<br />

the nearest house<br />

and whether it’s your<br />

ride partner who’s<br />

had the accident or<br />

you’ve come across<br />

an injured cyclist in<br />

the road, you can be<br />

prepared to make<br />

a difference to the<br />

situation.<br />

Make the scene safe<br />

The first thing to do when treating an injured<br />

cyclist is to make the scene safe – including<br />

yourself. If you’re unable to ensure your own<br />

safety, don’t approach the casualty until expert<br />

help arrives. Even if<br />

it’s a quiet road, you<br />

need to be prepared<br />

for traffic. Ask any<br />

other people on the<br />

scene to help divert<br />

the traffic ensuring<br />

their safety at all<br />

times – this is where<br />

the high visibility<br />

clothing you may be<br />

wearing will come in<br />

useful. If you’re not<br />

with anyone else, try<br />

to divert traffic away<br />

from the casualty<br />

using your bikes as barriers and use bike lights to<br />

light the scene if it’s dark. Finally, wearing your<br />

cycling gloves, take care of any broken materials,<br />

such as bike lights or other sharp objects.<br />

What to remove and what to leave<br />

When you’re helping an injured cyclist,<br />

you can consider removing a bicycle helmet<br />

but don’t remove gloves on injured fingers if<br />

they’re painful – as they may be supporting<br />

broken bones. You can remove a backpack or<br />

clothing from someone with an injured arm to<br />

make them more comfortable but start on the<br />

uninjured side first. If the casualty is unconscious<br />

(and breathing), then you should focus on<br />

getting help and protecting the casualty’s<br />

airway. Place them in the recovery position<br />

until help arrives – ensure that any tight fitting<br />

straps from a helmet<br />

aren’t causing any<br />

obstructions.<br />

Minor injuries<br />

For all minor<br />

injuries, first help the<br />

casualty away from<br />

any traffic. Even if<br />

it’s an isolated road,<br />

move them to the<br />

side – you never<br />

know when another<br />

road user may come<br />

round the corner. If<br />

there’s no first aid kit<br />

available, you can improvise to treat many minor<br />

injuries. Use an inner tube, belt or clothing as a<br />

sling, bandages (to apply pressure) can be made<br />

from bike jackets or any other items of clothing<br />

and clothing can be soaked in water from<br />

your drinking bottle if you don’t have a cold<br />

compress to hand.<br />

Head injuries<br />

Around three quarters of cyclist fatalities are<br />

from major head injuries. For any head injury,<br />

call 999/112 to seek medical advice and request<br />

urgent assistance. If you haven’t got mobile<br />

phone signal, ask a<br />

passer-by to ride to<br />

where they can make<br />

a call with your exact<br />

location – if this isn’t<br />

someone you know,<br />

then ideally you will<br />

ask them to come<br />

back so you know the<br />

call has been made.<br />

Make the scene safe<br />

and keep the casualty<br />

still until they have<br />

been assessed by<br />

the ambulance<br />

crew. Monitor<br />

the casualty’s level of response (airway and<br />

breathing) regularly.<br />

Any cyclist with a head injury should not<br />

return to cycling until they’ve been assessed by<br />

an appropriate healthcare professional - even if<br />

the finish line is just over the hill and they now<br />

think they’re feeling fine, you should strongly<br />

advise that they don’t get back on their bike.<br />

Heart attacks<br />

92,000 people in the UK suffer heart attacks<br />

each year, and a third of those die as a result. If<br />

you’re in an isolated location, it’s vital that you’re<br />

able to recognise four of the key symptoms<br />

so these can be acted on promptly. Spot the<br />

symptoms by remembering the ‘Four Ps’:<br />

Pain (in the chest or jaw)<br />

Pale skin<br />

Pulse (rapid and weak)<br />

Perspiration (or profuse sweating)<br />

If you notice some of these symptoms in<br />

the cyclist you’re treating, then they may be<br />

suffering from a heart attack. Other heart<br />

attack symptoms can include breathlessness or<br />

gasping for air, abdominal discomfort, sudden<br />

collapse, feeling faint or dizzy, or a blue tinge to<br />

the lips. So what do you do next?<br />

Call for help – Call 999/112 for emergency<br />

help and tell ambulance control you suspect a<br />

heart attack. Again, if you haven’t got mobile<br />

phone signal, ask a companion to ride to where<br />

they can make the call.<br />

Sit them down –<br />

Sit them in the ‘W’<br />

position so they’re<br />

sitting up at about 75°<br />

to the ground with<br />

knees bent.<br />

Give an aspirin –<br />

If available and not<br />

allergic, give them a<br />

300mg aspirin tablet<br />

to chew slowly. If they<br />

have any medication<br />

for angina, such as<br />

tablets or a spray,<br />

help them to take it.<br />

Then constantly<br />

monitor and record breathing and pulse<br />

rate until help arrives. If the casualty falls<br />

unconscious, put them in the recovery position:<br />

Kneel beside the casualty. Straighten their<br />

legs.<br />

Place the arm nearest to you at a right angle<br />

to their body, with the elbow bent and palm<br />

facing upwards<br />

Take the casualty’s far arm and place it across<br />

their chest so the back of their hand is against<br />

their cheek nearest you.<br />

Grasp the casualty’s far leg just above their<br />

knee. Pull it up until their foot is flat on the floor<br />

Using the raised knee, roll the casualty<br />

towards you keeping their hand pressed against<br />

their cheek<br />

Adjust the<br />

casualty’s upper leg<br />

so that both hip and<br />

knee are at right<br />

angles<br />

Tilt the head back<br />

to keep airway open<br />

We know the cycling<br />

community looks<br />

out for each other,<br />

which is why we want<br />

to equip as many<br />

cyclists as possible<br />

with the first aid skills<br />

to help when the unexpected happens. The free<br />

First Aid for Cyclists app is available to download<br />

for Android and iPhones from Google Play and<br />

Apple’s App Store – just search “first aid for cyclists”.<br />

St John Ambulance’s free wider first aid app is<br />

also available for Android, BlackBerry and iPhone<br />

users and can be found by searching “St John<br />

Ambulance first aid”.<br />

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BREVET POPULAIRE<br />

San Antonio 100km<br />

-Randonneuring in the US<br />

Luke Joy-Smith<br />

Whilst on a family holiday in Orlando, doing the Disney thing<br />

with my two daughters, the second Saturday of our two-week<br />

holiday marked the ideal opportunity to fit in an audax whilst<br />

away.<br />

When on holiday I always hire a bike and explore the local area for a<br />

day. However, when considering this before we left it was clear that to<br />

see Orlando itself by bike would not be worthwhile (as it’s full of 2–4<br />

lane highways). So I looked on the RUSA website and sent a couple of<br />

US randonneurs emails to find out about suitable perms. My luck was in,<br />

there was the third running on the San Antonio 100km, which required a<br />

70-mile drive to the start. Bizarrely, it’s still a local event for Florida, even<br />

the organiser Paul Rozelle came from the St Petersburgh area approx 50<br />

miles away.<br />

I exchanged a few<br />

emails before I left<br />

the UK and printed off<br />

the route sheet. Paul<br />

guided me to a bike<br />

hire shop in downtown<br />

Orlando and I was<br />

sorted.<br />

As the day arrived,<br />

I was all set to leave<br />

Mickey Mouse behind<br />

for a day.<br />

An 8am prompt<br />

start meant it would<br />

be a sensible time to<br />

leave our apartment and as I drove towards San Antonio I could see why<br />

the route was starting there. Florida is an exceptionally flat state and was<br />

described by Paul as a state with a history marked by the invention of airconditioning.<br />

Yet this route would really cover traditional Florida.<br />

A number of things were similar to a UK- based audax, but some other<br />

things were unique, mainly because of the size of the state (nearly the<br />

size of England). Most riders were all meeting each other for the first time.<br />

Another interesting point to me, was that this was their end of season ride<br />

as they avoid the intense heat of the summer months. Therefore, after this<br />

ride, there wasn’t another until October time.<br />

Some UK-based riders may know Paul Rozelle, as he’s ridden PBP in '07<br />

and '11. It was nice to exchange stories with him about PBP before the ride<br />

started. However, as 8am drew near, the 20 riders gathered for last minute<br />

instructions and then we were off.<br />

I don’t know if I was under prepared or whether other riders were over<br />

prepared, as one guy had a pepper spray in his back pocket! However, we<br />

quickly hit the quiet countryside and had a 30-mile first section to Lake<br />

Lindsay. As the heat started building I found myself at the front, riding<br />

and chatting to a local guy on his first ever audax. However, as the inclines<br />

(lumps) appeared, it became clear that my UK experience of hills shone<br />

through, in fact on the whole route I never came out of the big ring.<br />

Passing state troopers on one road with their speed camera, they<br />

looked well prepared for any trouble, some of these could be well placed<br />

back in the UK with certain drivers I’ve experienced on rides.<br />

Arriving comfortably at Lake Lindsay, it wasn't until I stopped, did I<br />

realise just how hot I was. Standing still made me start to drip with sweat,<br />

even whilst standing in the shade at 35°C.<br />

The second leg was fantastic. A 20-mile section, with 15 miles of it on<br />

a pan-flat cycle trail in Withlacoochee. This was similar to riding through<br />

the New Forest. It was along this trail that you could appreciate US nature;<br />

my first sight was a<br />

vulture cleaning out a<br />

tortoise shell, shortly<br />

followed by more wild<br />

tortoises and lizards.<br />

Also, instead of being<br />

hit by flies, here I<br />

would hit the odd<br />

dragonfly.<br />

Leaving the trail<br />

at Trilby (our last<br />

control), it left a<br />

rolling 15-mile section<br />

(similar to the road<br />

to Monmouth on<br />

BCM, without Llancloudy). By this point I had left my riding partners who<br />

seemed to be taking it easier in the increasing heat and decided to see if<br />

I could catch/pass the last two riders ahead. I hit the arrivée in just over 4<br />

hours – first home (result, although not a race, of course).<br />

Paul was sat in the park, with a much appreciated cold box full of chilled<br />

drinks. I sat around and spoke some more with him and the next couple<br />

of riders to finish, then collected my USA Randonneur medal and headed<br />

back to Orlando to see the family, and prepare myself again for more<br />

Mickey Mouse stuff.<br />

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A RAMBLINGS FROM VERA SLOE<br />

The first audax I did was called the rolling rambling roads. I was<br />

warned at the time that audax was addictive. (Un)fortunately I<br />

paid no heed. Thus:<br />

To her love:<br />

Shall I compare thee to some other ride?<br />

Th’art more scenic and do not climbs abjure<br />

Rough flint doth pave the rising road its side<br />

And faerie’s bite I all too oft endure.<br />

Sometimes too hot the eye of heav’n doth shine<br />

And down dry throat is my full bidon washed;<br />

Else soak’d wet through, I loudly curse and whine<br />

When clothes by passing cars are coldly splash’d.<br />

But such be-drenching rainstorm cannot last;<br />

So I again posess that sun-burnt form.<br />

Nor shall I tarry o’er wide landscape vast<br />

Throughout eternal rides in night and gloam.<br />

So long as auks can breathe or pedals turn;<br />

So long ride they, for audax points to earn.<br />

(With apologies to Bill Shakespeare and his sonnet 23)<br />

Now to eat some damsons - like sloes, only different.<br />

Arabella<br />

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PERMANENT<br />

More Contours Than You Can Poke A Stick At<br />

Cambrian 8A Permanent<br />

Martin Lucas<br />

Looking at the permanent lists for<br />

challenging rides, I was reminded of<br />

the Cambrian 8A brevet card that was<br />

lurking in the drawer waiting to be used. A late<br />

August weekend presented an opportunity,<br />

unfortunately potential ride partners were<br />

unavailable (washing their hair perhaps?) and<br />

there were no takers on YACF, so it was to be<br />

a solo ride. As far as I know only Toby Hopper<br />

has ridden the 8A, and he had kindly provided<br />

his tracklog with the actual 835km and Garminrecorded<br />

15,900m of climbing, on which I<br />

planned my route (official contour counted<br />

climb figure is 13,500m). I also based myself<br />

at the Dol Llys campsite that Toby used, on<br />

outskirts of Llanidloes.<br />

The route is a figure-of-eight with 2 x 400-ish<br />

kilometre loops centred on Llanidloes. My plan<br />

was to ride the northern loop, rest at Llanidloes<br />

and decide during the southern loop whether<br />

to try and ride straight through or break the ride<br />

and get full value from the 60 hours available.<br />

So I set off just after 4am on the rollercoaster<br />

road to Staylittle heading to Dinas-Mawddwy for<br />

my first ascent of Bwlch-y-Groes from the most<br />

difficult side. It is reported to be the highest<br />

tarmacked pass in Wales, climbing 385m over<br />

3.6km with extended sections of 1 in 4. With<br />

fresh legs and a 30 x 27 gear it proved to be a<br />

tough but manageable climb and I stopped<br />

at the top in early morning light to admire the<br />

view. Onwards and downwards to Bala. Then the<br />

route headed SE to Montgomery which was new<br />

territory for me after passing Lake Vyrnwy. A<br />

lovely section and a little help from the westerly<br />

wind that was picking up. After turning around<br />

it is NW to Corwen (206km) via the Berwin<br />

Hills for more new territory and, less welcome,<br />

the feel of a headwind that became a familiar<br />

feature during the ride. A series of Ferraris<br />

passed in the opposite direction enjoying the<br />

open road – vrooom. Remote countryside and<br />

lanes on the way to village of Llansannan where<br />

the PO and pub were closed so a letter was<br />

posted to organiser Colin Bezant in order to<br />

control. Heading towards the A470 as it follows<br />

the valley towards Betws-y-Coed, the direct line<br />

goes up and over on a hardcore twisting lane<br />

before joining the A5 and continuing to Capel<br />

Curig. Over Pen-y-Pas heading to Llanberis and<br />

arriving at Pete’s Eats at 5:30pm (288km) for my<br />

first proper sit-down meal of the day. A large<br />

plate of spaghetti bolognaise and two mugs<br />

of tea helped restore the energy levels. Up to<br />

this point I’d been pressing on with quick shop<br />

controls and no faffing or mechanicals to delay<br />

me. Setting off on the return up Pen-y-Pas I was<br />

looking for some help from the wind at last and<br />

it delivered for a while, but I needed to pedal<br />

downhill to Beddgelert, before picking up some<br />

assistance each time the route headed slightly<br />

east on the run back to Machynlleth where I<br />

arrived just before 10pm. There remained the<br />

not so minor matter of the hors-categorie last<br />

leg from Mach’ to Llanidloes. I have a vivid<br />

memory of climbing in the dark with the wind<br />

howling and seeing a pair of lights appear high<br />

above me, my first thought was that it was a<br />

plane, but I then realised it was a car coming<br />

over the mountain road! Arriving at Llanidloes<br />

before midnight (415km) I quickly visited the<br />

cashpoint to control and then headed off to the<br />

campsite for food/shower/rest.<br />

I decided to set off at 7am the next day and<br />

see how things developed rather than having<br />

a firm destination. A bit damp on the way to<br />

Devil’s Bridge but drying on the run up the<br />

Elan Valley to Rhayader. I made a change to not<br />

head via the reservoirs but climb out the end<br />

of the valley and enjoy the descent into town. I<br />

remembered the spinning required whilst riding<br />

this section of the Elenith on fixed. Main roads<br />

now for some easy cycling to Builth Wells where<br />

there was a big show on but traffic was ok and<br />

I’d made good progress arriving at 10:30am<br />

(502km). Next up was a long westerly leg to<br />

Aberaeron on the coast via Devil’s Staircase<br />

and Tregaron – yup, the wind was still there<br />

and it was hard work all the way. I really could<br />

have done with a riding partner to share the<br />

effort. As it was I arrived in Tregaron and found<br />

a solitary audaxer in the square. It was a rider<br />

on the Tregaron Dragon calendar event taking<br />

a breather. We chatted whilst I downed a tin of<br />

spaghetti and pint of milk and stowed another<br />

tin in my seatpack for use later. Great views of<br />

the coast opened up as I approached Aberaeron,<br />

it looks a nice seaside town judging from my<br />

first brief visit. The next 105km via Llandeilo<br />

towards Aberdare was a real rollercoaster<br />

requiring much granny ring action… I reached<br />

Glynneath around 8 pm after 90km (665km)<br />

feeling a bit frazzled and decided to try and find<br />

somewhere to stay for the night. I was directed<br />

to the Lamb & Flag pub which had a nice room<br />

available, would let me keep my bike in the<br />

room and, as I’d be leaving before breakfast<br />

time proper, agreed to prepare a packed lunch<br />

for the following day. A quick trip to the Indian<br />

takeaway up the road and a pint to go in my<br />

room and I was sorted for the night.<br />

A 4am start the next morning for the<br />

anticipated 170km to Llanidloes with 12 hours to<br />

complete looked to give a good safety margin.<br />

So after enjoying the packed “lunch” I let myself<br />

out of the pub back door. It was damp becoming<br />

wet on the way to Aberdare and involved some<br />

big climbs to get out of the Valleys. Then a lovely<br />

long run down to Brecon and Hay-on-Wye to<br />

arrive before 8 am (742km) for a warming pasty<br />

and coffee. Hay to Knighton was as lumpy as<br />

ever but the sun was breaking through by<br />

then. I really enjoyed the ride up the valley to<br />

Newtown but caught the A road to Llanidloes at<br />

a busy time – I used this as motivation to push<br />

on to the finish. It was great to roll into town<br />

feeling in decent shape around midday with a<br />

comfortable 4 hours in hand.<br />

So in summary I used most of the 60 hours<br />

available over 3 days of 415km, 250km and<br />

170km. I had some mixed Welsh weather<br />

with the wind in particular adding to the<br />

challenge. But most of all it was an excellent<br />

adventure awheel! I also have the satisfaction of<br />

completing the Cambrian 6A, 8A and 10A over<br />

a three year period. Someone mentioned a 12A<br />

but it was just a wind up (I think).<br />

The Cambrian 8A is recommended if you wish<br />

to visit some of the less well travelled parts of<br />

Wales and enjoy poking a stick. Worth noting<br />

too that the 8A route combines the 4F and 4G<br />

routes and either of these would be a great long<br />

ride in their own right.<br />

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RANDONNEES<br />

Míle Fáilte 1200<br />

Damon Peacock<br />

Having filmed LEL in 2013, I was<br />

interested in another project for<br />

<strong>2014</strong>. However I was concerned that<br />

I'd aggravated my sciatica in preparation<br />

for the LEL, mainly from the Pendle 600.<br />

It had also been a bit stressful sorting<br />

out equipment and logistics. But that<br />

equipment was now lying about the house<br />

in a mildly reproachful way.<br />

I had been asked by the organiser of<br />

the Irish 1200k ride,<br />

Míle Fáilte, if I'd like<br />

to film that. But I<br />

was still suffering<br />

from sciatica at the<br />

time. I gradually<br />

recovered from that,<br />

and bore the Míle<br />

Fáilte in mind, also<br />

bearing in mind<br />

that someone else<br />

might be interested<br />

in covering it, so<br />

expressing too<br />

much interest in<br />

something that<br />

might not come<br />

off, might cause<br />

problems. The<br />

information about<br />

the event was<br />

detailed, informative<br />

and amusing.<br />

Which was very<br />

encouraging.<br />

<strong>2014</strong> turned out to<br />

have good weather, I didn't throw myself<br />

into Audax. I'm not certain that a detached<br />

retina I'd had in 2012 wasn't related to<br />

untrained exertion. I did do a 600 though,<br />

to keep my hand in, and also to reassure<br />

myself about my own credentials. My legs<br />

and back felt good enough to consider<br />

motorcycling. So I renewed the MOT on<br />

my 30 year old BMW K100. While waiting<br />

for the test to be done, I indulged my<br />

pork pie habit at the local butchers. He<br />

was a motorbiker himself, and we fell<br />

into conversation. His parents were from<br />

County Clare, and he had a farm over there.<br />

Ireland was a great place to ride, he said,<br />

and when I told him about the Míle Fáilte,<br />

he said it sounded great, and asked if I was<br />

getting any younger.<br />

Having contacted John O'Sullivan, the<br />

organiser, I booked a ferry journey from<br />

Liverpool to Dublin. My friend Dave had<br />

filmed the LEL with me, but had now sold<br />

his motorbike. He was clearly interested in<br />

filming the event, but from a car. I could<br />

see the appeal, especially if it rained,<br />

but it's difficult to pass cyclists on minor<br />

roads. I juggled the logistics in my head,<br />

but couldn't get it to work, especially the<br />

journey from Dublin to Midleton near<br />

Cork, with two of us and all our gear. I<br />

also envisaged difficulty managing two<br />

differing sets of misery if the weather was<br />

typical.<br />

The ferry journey was interesting.<br />

Overnight, with a meal in the evening; a<br />

shared cabin with a bloke who insisted<br />

in having his earphones on, until I pulled<br />

the lead out; breakfast, and a 5am arrival<br />

in Dublin. It was fine, but very cold, and<br />

I stopped at the first services on the<br />

motorway to thaw out. The first impression<br />

was that it was much like England, apart<br />

from the towers. There seemed to be<br />

lots of fortifications, especially in Cashel,<br />

when I diverted to get fuel. Where I live<br />

in Lancashire all that sort of thing got<br />

flattened during the Civil War in the 17th<br />

Century. I was interested in the survival of<br />

those buildings, but decided to steer clear<br />

of historical enquiry, as Irish history seems<br />

to be more of a living thing than at home.<br />

Midleton turned out to be the home of<br />

Irish Whiskey, with a tour of the distillery<br />

advertised as 'The Jameson Experience'.<br />

I filed that away with 'The Macbeth<br />

Experience' as a mixed blessing, but I did<br />

make a little foray down there with Julian,<br />

Gordon and Graeme. I'd seen a list of<br />

riders, and many were old friends. I also<br />

knew many of the volunteers from LEL and<br />

from the Mersey Roads 24 Hour ride, which<br />

attracts a lot of interest from Ireland and<br />

indeed Scotland. Hospitality is a reciprocal<br />

duty in the Audax world and I had<br />

something in the bank from trips to supply<br />

LEL and long nights spent on roundabouts<br />

in Shropshire watching 24 hour riders go<br />

round and round.<br />

I wasn't prepared for the magnificence<br />

of the room I got in the Midleton Park<br />

Hotel. The double<br />

bed and a single<br />

seemed a bit of<br />

a waste. I hope<br />

the film conveys<br />

the organisation,<br />

and the nature<br />

of the ride, so I<br />

won't spoil any of<br />

that for you. The<br />

following morning<br />

it took two hours<br />

after the start for<br />

me to realise that<br />

coming alone had<br />

been an error. The<br />

weather was great,<br />

and forecast to<br />

continue that way,<br />

the scenery looked<br />

magnificent, and<br />

the riders looked<br />

somehow 'right'<br />

in the shots I was<br />

taking.<br />

I feared that<br />

I'd be overwhelmed by the job, and start<br />

working to a set formula. I'd go home,<br />

show the footage to Dave, and we'd both<br />

feel that we'd missed an opportunity. So<br />

I phoned him and asked if he'd like to get<br />

on a plane to Cork. He duly did that, ceding<br />

massive Brownie points to his wife Ann. We<br />

then had an amazing three and a half days,<br />

which I hope the film conveys. Others will<br />

doubtless be writing about the event, so<br />

I'll leave that aspect to the riders. Suffice to<br />

say that I'd go back tomorrow if it could be<br />

as near perfection as our experience.<br />

Details of Damon's videos, including the Míle<br />

Fáilte <strong>2014</strong>, are available on his website<br />

www.damonpeacock.com<br />

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How I Became an<br />

Audax Rider Adrienne Coventry-Brown<br />

After Niel’s bike was lost by British Airways while on the global<br />

bike race, and my bike with everything I owned on it got stolen<br />

when I turned my back on it in Vietnam in 2012, we wanted to go<br />

somewhere ‘safe’. And I really wanted to cycle across a continent.<br />

Canada is the biggest country in the world behind the USSR<br />

continent. After spending a long time staring at maps and guide<br />

books, and following the blogs of other transcontinental Canadian<br />

cyclists, we decided the most scenic route and the ‘path of least<br />

resistance’ involved crossing into the USA at a few places. All previous<br />

transcontinental cyclists had started or finished in Halifax Nova<br />

Scotia, so that had to be incorporated into the plan. Canada is a<br />

British colony just like our home of New Zealand, so we could travel<br />

there without needing a visa, but we did need a visa for the USA,<br />

and one with multiple entries and exits as we would cross the border<br />

between the US and Canada three times. We knew the wind was<br />

predominately from the west, so our course started in Vancouver,<br />

British Columbia, and headed east to the province of Ontario,<br />

where we then headed south across the border into Minnesota, east<br />

through Wisconsin, Michigan and back into Ontario (which is a very<br />

large province). At the Niagara Falls we crossed back into the US<br />

and through the states of New York, Vermont, New Hampshire and<br />

Maine. We were supposed to ferry from Maine to Nova Scotia, but<br />

simple plans can go awry and we ended up crossing from Maine into<br />

Canada’s New Brunswick province before heading finally to Nova<br />

Scotia. Approximately 7,500km.<br />

After a day of sightseeing and buying supplies in Vancouver, we<br />

pointed our bikes east and said goodbye to the Pacific coast. Little<br />

did we realize it, but this was going to be a trip of big kilometers each<br />

day. It’s a long way between places in Canada, with not much in<br />

between. Our first day of 143km was a good achievement (especially<br />

with the load we were carrying), but it actually became our average<br />

daily distance, and became easy and nothing to crow about. Allison<br />

Pass on day two was supposed to be steep, unrelenting and a natural<br />

wandering area for black bears. I won’t pretend that I wasn’t worried<br />

about it.<br />

What follows is an account of the trip, taken from selected daily<br />

diary entries.<br />

June<br />

19<br />

2013<br />

I can safely say that Allison Pass<br />

is up there as one of the hardest<br />

passes that I have ever done. 1350<br />

meters from sea level and it climbed<br />

for 60km with just one flat section<br />

in the middle. It was pouring with rain and only<br />

5°C – cold enough to see your breath.<br />

I was doing really well, and no incline was too<br />

much to cope with, when I ‘hit the wall’, and as a<br />

consequence I got hypothermia. I was nauseous<br />

– my stomach was doing somersaults and<br />

gurgling, my judgment was impaired and I was<br />

starting to feel like I was going to faint. When we<br />

got to the ski village of Manning Park, I insisted<br />

on a motel room to recover, warm up and dry<br />

everything.<br />

On reflection though, I think doing that<br />

massive hill in the cold and wet, would’ve been<br />

easier than in the heat.<br />

June<br />

20<br />

2013<br />

Today was even colder than<br />

yesterday – if you can believe it –<br />

only 4°C. The rain was even heavier<br />

than yesterday and we were so cold<br />

that our hands and feet weren’t<br />

working properly. Then Niel remembered that<br />

he had packed overshoes and wooly gloves, so I<br />

wore the overshoes and Niel wore the gloves – it<br />

helped enormously. The road wasn’t downhill;<br />

it climbed back up to the height of Allison<br />

Pass three times before finally descending to<br />

Princeton. It was still lightly raining here, so<br />

we stopped at a café that advertised all day<br />

breakfasts and we had an enormous cooked<br />

breakfast. So warmed up, and with our bellies<br />

full, we carried on to Keremeos. As we got<br />

closer, we could see a patch of blue sky in<br />

that direction. It had stopped raining and the<br />

temperature had risen to 7°C, and we actually<br />

felt warm.<br />

The campground manager here says that<br />

most cross country cyclists give up before<br />

Keremeos, because Allison Pass is so tough.<br />

For the next few days we climbed enormous<br />

passes. First was Anarchist Mountain, then<br />

Bonanza Pass, and then a day of non- stop<br />

hills. This is British Columbia: wet, green,<br />

wild, and scenic; full of wild flowers, rivers,<br />

lakes, mountains, and bears.<br />

June<br />

24<br />

2013<br />

Back to rain again, but guess what?<br />

We saw a grizzly bear cub, only two<br />

to three meters from us. Amazing<br />

– what a huge buzz. I didn’t see it<br />

until it burst out of the bushes on<br />

the side of the ride right beside us, and then it<br />

ran up a rocky bank. Niel saw it straight away<br />

and they stared at each other, and after it ran up<br />

the bank it stopped and stared at us. When we<br />

got to the next village, the café owner told us<br />

there is a mother grizzly bear with three cubs in<br />

the exact spot we told her of our sighting. God,<br />

I’m glad it wasn’t the protective mother bear we<br />

saw or we may not be here to tell the story.<br />

After a day of very remote roads with no<br />

human habitation – so no food or drink stops<br />

anywhere – we finally made it to Revelstoke<br />

and the gateway to the road across the Rocky<br />

Mountains. Apparently all the rain has<br />

produced terrible flooding in Calgary on the<br />

other side, and the powers that be have closed<br />

the road. After a day off, we found out the road<br />

from Revelstoke to Banff is now open, but the<br />

road onwards to Calgary will not be open until<br />

the weekend. We judged that by the time we<br />

cycled there it would be the weekend.<br />

June<br />

27<br />

2013<br />

We made it into the Rockies and<br />

‘Golden’. Rogers Pass is the easiest<br />

pass I have ever cycled. You follow<br />

a railway line the whole way, so<br />

that is an indication of the gradient.<br />

However after the pass the railway line goes<br />

in a different direction and , after initially<br />

descending, the road climbs a lot steeper – we<br />

climbed back to the height of the pass again<br />

before finally descending.<br />

15km out of Revelstoke we saw a bear and<br />

passed our 1000th kilometre. But the best<br />

sighting of all was as we exited an avalanche<br />

tunnel, and there was a black bear right at the<br />

exit. Niel pointed to it, and his action of pointing<br />

meant that four cars screeched to a halt and<br />

people started running towards the bear with<br />

cameras. What do the park rangers say? – “Never<br />

approach a bear!” We got a quick photo and<br />

were off – so was the bear, who didn’t look at all<br />

perturbed by the attention.<br />

So after a long 150km over very scenic roads,<br />

seeing amazing wildlife, and crossing from<br />

Pacific Time to Mountain Time, we made it to<br />

the city of Golden.<br />

Another just as long day with just as<br />

spectacular scenery took us to Lake Louise,<br />

and to an enormous and very full campground<br />

as it is Canada day this weekend<br />

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June<br />

29<br />

2013<br />

I got up early, as I knew it would be<br />

a long day, but not as long as this –<br />

172km. While packing, Niel noticed<br />

his rear carrier was broken. So he<br />

did a patch up job of taping up the<br />

break with the brace of an Allen key tool to get<br />

him and his gear down to the town and to the<br />

bike shop we saw when we came into town last<br />

night. Needless-to-say, we didn’t get away until<br />

almost lunchtime. While Niel was putting on a<br />

new carrier, I went to the visitor’s center to find<br />

out about the road ahead – it had been flooded<br />

last week. Apparently the cycle track has been<br />

washed away and the bikes have to be put on<br />

to a shuttle bus to the next town, for which you<br />

have to pay.<br />

It was hot and we were on the motorway (as<br />

the other route was still impassable), this was<br />

downhill with a tailwind, so we made up time<br />

on our late start. We decided to act like ignorant<br />

foreigners if we were stopped for riding on the<br />

motorway, especially on the part where we<br />

were supposed to be on a shuttle bus. It was<br />

no problem and we weren’t the only cyclists to<br />

use the road as we saw wheel marks in the mud.<br />

Sure, the road showed signs of terrible flooding<br />

and there was debris everywhere, but why do<br />

the powers that be think that cyclists can’t ride<br />

on the road as well as a cycle track?<br />

After passing quickly through Banff (which I<br />

found too artificial and soulless), we finally made<br />

it to Seebe, our destination for the day, but there<br />

was nothing there, and I mean nothing – just<br />

a road sign. There was no option but to go on<br />

for an extra 52km to find human habitation. It<br />

was Indian Reservation land, so there were no<br />

shops and we were definitely running on empty<br />

when we pulled into the next town at 10pm.<br />

We had a quick and nice Chinese meal while<br />

the restaurant was still open, and then tried<br />

to find accommodation. It being Canada Day<br />

tomorrow meant every motel was fully booked.<br />

At 11pm, just as it was getting dark (thank god<br />

for the longest day), we finally found a camping<br />

ground, but it was closed for the night. We<br />

pitched our tent there anyway and, very dirty,<br />

very tired, and very sunburnt we finally got to<br />

sleep at midnight. ”If we can do this, we can do<br />

the Paris–Brest–Paris," I said as our heads hit the<br />

pillow.<br />

We were told before we left home that there<br />

was a big area of nothing we would need<br />

to cross. That "nothing" was the Alberta,<br />

Saskatchewan and Manitoba plains. Calling<br />

it "nothing" is insulting. Yes it is flat, and<br />

there are very few trees, but there are things<br />

of interest and the cycling was easy. For the<br />

first time in my life I was riding huge distances<br />

every day, and I couldn’t blame it entirely on<br />

favorable winds. I was finding I could ride all<br />

day and felt good the whole time. One day it<br />

would be 150km, the next 170, then 180 and<br />

then 150 again. I had never felt so competent.<br />

We were flying across the plains. After crossing<br />

into Manitoba and writing in the border<br />

visitors center what we were doing and issuing<br />

a challenge to all other cyclists to ‘catch us if<br />

you can’, we spent the next 4 days clocking up<br />

800km to get just past Winnipeg, the supposed<br />

half way point across Canada.<br />

July<br />

12<br />

2013<br />

180km is my personal record in one<br />

day while touring. I found it easy<br />

and have never felt so fit. I feel like I<br />

can do anything. It rained for most<br />

of the day, which helped to keep<br />

things cool, but the highlight for the day was<br />

catching up with Jessie and Jackie.<br />

Jessie and Jackie are the people who initiated<br />

the web site for cyclists doing the Trans-Canada,<br />

So you can follow others in their blogs to find<br />

out how they are going. Jessie and Jackie have<br />

already been on the road for 100 days. They have<br />

cycled from San Diego in the SW of California,<br />

all the way up to Alaska, across the Rockies to<br />

Jasper, and then across Canada to Labrador.<br />

They are still cheerful and not the least bit sick of<br />

the journey – good on them.<br />

July<br />

13<br />

2013<br />

Manitoba turned on a beautiful day<br />

with lush forest, rocky outcrops, and<br />

scenic lakes everywhere. We passed<br />

the border into Ontario province,<br />

and the scenery continued to be<br />

spectacular, particularly the town of Kenora,<br />

with views of the ‘Lake of the woods’, with<br />

forested islands and boats everywhere. It is a<br />

hot, sunny blue sky day and it is possibly the<br />

most scenic day of the trip.<br />

We left Jessie and Jackie after a lovely lunch<br />

together, as we wanted to go further than<br />

them today. We spent the night in a forest park<br />

campground big enough to be a tent city. And<br />

I feel asleep to the sound of wolves howling in<br />

the distance.<br />

The next day we crossed into the USA –<br />

Minnesota to be exact – at a place called<br />

International Falls. We were heading for the<br />

city of Duluth. Duluth being the western most<br />

edge of Lake Superior. It seemed that Duluth<br />

didn’t want to be found, as we were beset by<br />

delays; a bridge was out due to repairs, and<br />

we had to go in the opposite direction to find<br />

a road we could use; we missed an unseen<br />

fork in the road, and once again went 30km in<br />

the wrong direction before we realized it and<br />

managed to get back on track. Campgrounds<br />

did not exist but only after doing circles of<br />

30km looking for them.<br />

It was very hot, and we had gale force<br />

headwinds to content with. We started to scan<br />

the horizon for the water towers and platforms<br />

that indicated a town coming up for food and<br />

drink stops. It is just as well that we are fit and<br />

used to doing long distance. We eventually<br />

made it to Duluth and the great lakes.<br />

The Michigan Cycle Trail<br />

July<br />

21<br />

2013<br />

It was cool today, which makes<br />

cycling easier than in the heat. The<br />

road was all in the ‘Ottawa National<br />

Park’, so there were trees all day.<br />

However we were both a bit jaded<br />

and homesick.<br />

I’ve been through the roller coaster of<br />

emotions today. This morning I saw a father<br />

teaching his young son to shoot a rifle. That<br />

made me so angry. That boy is being taught that<br />

it’s okay to shoot to kill. His target was a human<br />

figure. Along with the homesickness, I wasn’t<br />

feeling very happy. We got our airline tickets out<br />

and started to talk about going home. Then a<br />

couple of things happened to snap me out of it:<br />

we realised that we only had thirty cycling days<br />

left until we reach Halifax in Nova Scotia; and<br />

then we met some people from Halifax at our<br />

lunch stop, which made us feel like we were on<br />

the home straight.<br />

‘It rained and rained and rained, the<br />

average drop was well maintained, and after<br />

a drought of half an hour, we had a most<br />

refreshing shower.’ This is part of a poem I’ve<br />

seen about the weather on the west coast of<br />

the South Island of New Zealand. Michigan<br />

was very wet. But when we crossed the St Clair<br />

river (which is the border between the US<br />

and Canada) on the ferry, we were back into<br />

Ontario province again.<br />

We passed through several pretty ‘port’<br />

towns. They were busy and thronging with<br />

people. We are not far from the most populated<br />

part of Canada – around Toronto. So many<br />

people throng to to beaches at the ‘ports’ on<br />

the weekends and this weekend had a public<br />

holiday as well. We are amazed to find out<br />

that Canada has a day off every month, even if<br />

there is no particular reason for a holiday.<br />

Aug<br />

4<br />

2013<br />

The road was like Cornwall in<br />

England, dropping down to ‘ports’<br />

and then climbing really steeply<br />

out of them. Pretty as it was, I got<br />

sick of it, and when a direct route<br />

presented itself, I decided to take it. The weather<br />

stayed nice, but with a strong crosswind. About<br />

20km from Dunneville, a group of Harley riders<br />

gave us problems.<br />

They rudely overtook us and immediately<br />

turned right – right on top of us (remember<br />

we are riding on the right of the road). The<br />

leading rider almost took Niel out, and then<br />

the second rider was trying to turn in the 1<br />

meter gap between Niel and me, almost taking<br />

me out. Swear words were exchanged. Then<br />

they all turned around and decided to harass<br />

us, by accelerating up to speed and cutting us<br />

really closely. Actually that is just a normal New<br />

Zealand driver, so it didn’t scare us. But no more<br />

than ten minutes later we saw them stopped<br />

getting petrol. We rode in amongst them and<br />

started pointing and memorizing their number<br />

plates to tell the police and suddenly they<br />

looked frightened and sped off.<br />

Then we found the camping ground and it<br />

was so full that it actually gave me shell shock.<br />

After seven weeks of quiet campgrounds we<br />

get this one, with boy racers and their loud<br />

stereos on one side, a loud drunk family behind<br />

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us who couldn’t stop laughing, and on the other<br />

side a family with untold kids who thought our<br />

camping spot was their personal playground. Suffice<br />

to say after 3 hours of sort of sleep we left tired and<br />

irritable. We were no longer talking about doing the<br />

Paris–Brest–Paris, basically because we had stopped<br />

talking.<br />

This demonstrates how important food, drink<br />

and adequate sleep are to being able to carry on.<br />

Yes we were fit, but physically, emotionally, and<br />

mentally exhausted. Even seeing the stupendous<br />

Niagara Falls couldn’t get us back to our old selves.<br />

It took many days of forcing ourselves to slow<br />

down enough to ‘smell the daisies’ before we were<br />

talking and smiling again. By now we were in the<br />

Adirondack Mountains in New York State. We<br />

know we are going to make it now. When we tell<br />

people that we are heading for Halifax, not only<br />

do they know where it is, but they all say “oh you<br />

are almost there”. If only things had worked out as<br />

simply as that.<br />

Aug<br />

14<br />

2013<br />

I’ve had the worst thing that can<br />

happen to a cycle-tourist last year,<br />

when my bike (and everything I owned)<br />

got stolen in Vietnam. However today<br />

would take a close second place when<br />

it comes to drama. I believe it’s how you cope with<br />

these dramas that define you as a true adventurer.<br />

After climbing a hill that went on for 15km, I finally<br />

summited and put the brakes on for the downhill,<br />

and ‘boom’ – my back tyre exploded. I’ve had a<br />

‘donk, donk ‘ noise in my rear wheel when I put on<br />

the brake for 10 days now. Niel looked at the rim,<br />

didn’t see anything wrong and reckoned it was oil<br />

on the rim, but it obviously was something far more<br />

dramatic to make my rim rip apart.<br />

I started walking as Niel had sped off enjoying the<br />

downhill. A kind motorist stopped and asked if he<br />

could help. I asked if he could drive on until he saw<br />

a cyclist in white Lycra bike shorts just up ahead,<br />

and tell him to stop and wait for me. When I finally<br />

reached an impatient Niel, sitting on a railing, we<br />

realized my rim was unrepairable.<br />

We were in the middle of nowhere, there wasn’t<br />

even mobile phone coverage, and I had to put out<br />

my thumb try to get a ride to civilization. No one<br />

picked me up. After walking for a few kilometers,<br />

Niel was waiting for me outside a house where the<br />

people ‘looked friendly’. Initially we asked to use<br />

their phone to ring a bike shop in the next town<br />

60km away, but by now the shop was closed for<br />

the day. These lovely people drove me and my bike<br />

30km to the nearest habitation that had a motel.<br />

It is now 30km to the town with the bike shop,<br />

so Niel will ride there first thing in the morning,<br />

get a new wheel and cluster (as I only have 3 gears<br />

left that work), and a chain as well; ride back to me<br />

waiting at the motel, put it all back together, test<br />

ride it, and then ride back to the town together.<br />

Thank god we still have 2 emergency days up our<br />

sleeves.<br />

Then, this evening, we had WiFi at the motel, so<br />

we decided to check on some of the other Trans-<br />

Canada cyclists. One couple found their ferry to<br />

Newfoundland had been cancelled and they didn’t<br />

know what to do, so we decided to check ours as<br />

well. My god, that had been cancelled too. After<br />

frantically looking at maps and searching for a ferry<br />

that still existed, we found one from St John in New<br />

The Atlantic at last<br />

Brunswick (Canada), to Digby in Nova Scotia. But<br />

St John is an extra 300km off our original route. Do<br />

we have enough time to get there? Well we have<br />

decided to do even bigger distances for a few days<br />

to get there. Hopefully nothing else will go wrong.<br />

Aug<br />

18<br />

2013<br />

Everything seems to happen in threes<br />

and the third almost disaster happened<br />

today. Niel’s rear wheel was ‘not feeling<br />

right’, and it was moving a lot from side<br />

to side. He reckoned the bearings were<br />

the problem. Even though we are pressed for time,<br />

we decided to stop in Bangor instead of going on.<br />

There is a bike shop here, where we can get parts, if<br />

we went on; his bike might fall apart in the middle of<br />

nowhere – like mine did. Unfortunately it is Sunday<br />

today and the shop isn’t open until tomorrow. So<br />

we got a motel for the night, so that Niel can take<br />

his hub out of the wheel, it was as wrecked as my<br />

rim had been. Luckily Niel kept the hub and spokes<br />

off my wrecked wheel and he built these into his<br />

good rim, so all he needed to buy was a cluster that<br />

fit that hub and a new chain. There goes our last<br />

emergency day.<br />

We will now have to take a shorter route to St<br />

Stephan’s tomorrow, as we don’t have enough time<br />

to go around the coast.<br />

Aug<br />

19<br />

2013<br />

Niel finished fixing his bike by 10 am<br />

and we didn’t muck around as we were<br />

trying to do 150km today. Not a hope in<br />

hell. The road was non-stop sharp ups<br />

and downs with no shops except what<br />

I would call a ‘roadhouse’ – café / motel / RV Park. I<br />

ran out of energy at 7pm and called it quits at a rest<br />

area that had a private patch of grass hidden from<br />

the road, a public restroom and a river nearby. We<br />

had no dinner just what we had left over from lunch<br />

and we had to drink the black colored river water<br />

as the cooker was playing up. I hope I don’t get sick<br />

from it.<br />

Famous last words – the next day I got food<br />

poisoning, but that misery was counteracted by<br />

finally reaching the Atlantic coastline. Yes – we<br />

had made it at last – I can now call myself a<br />

transcontinental cyclist, and no one can take that<br />

away from me.<br />

We made it to Halifax in time to fly home. And I<br />

have realized that I am pretty good at riding long<br />

distance. This eye opening fact was to change me<br />

and what sort of riding I was to do in the future.<br />

The first thing Niel and I did when we got back<br />

to normal on arriving home was to join UK Audax.<br />

New Zealand doesn’t have a club, although there<br />

is now a Kiwi Randonneuring club. We needed to<br />

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RANDONNEES<br />

Man of Kent 200<br />

Alex Turner<br />

So this was the third organised<br />

Audax I was undertaking so far<br />

this year. Quite unintentionally<br />

each has been 50 miles further<br />

than the previous ride. Today<br />

was the the turn of the Man of Kent 200km.<br />

The ride set off from Golden Green near<br />

Tunbridge. Just a 40 minute drive from home<br />

with the bike sitting pretty on top of the roof.<br />

The sun was shining, the sky was blue. No<br />

noticeable breeze. It was a bit chilly but only<br />

when waiting around. Things were looking<br />

promising. The forecast was sunshine and<br />

showers.<br />

A small village hall hosted the teas,<br />

coffees and biscuits and a place to collect,<br />

and at the end of the day to return, our<br />

brevet cards. I milled around chatting as<br />

we topped up on hot fluids and biscuits,<br />

checking whatever needed to be checked<br />

and taking the opportunity for any last<br />

minute ablutions.<br />

As the time came up to 8am riders<br />

ambled out to their bikes and the two<br />

organisers went through some advisory<br />

points. We were reminded that course<br />

changes had been made due to poor road<br />

conditions in a couple of places and<br />

that these had been indicated on the<br />

route sheet. I had the sheet printed<br />

out but usually I’m guided by the<br />

mapped route on my Garmin 200.<br />

The first group of 20 or so of us set<br />

of at 8am. People quickly found a<br />

brisk group tempo and the leaders’<br />

pace was set. The section to the first<br />

control was through the back lanes to<br />

Faversham from Tunbridge. I pursued<br />

the leading group keeping them<br />

within reach but staying far enough<br />

back to avoid taking on more than I<br />

could chew.<br />

Although it was early days I<br />

was feeling very pleased with the<br />

tyres I had recently put on the<br />

bike – Compass Barlow Pass Extra<br />

Light (black sidewalls). Their rolling<br />

resistance is very low; and 38mm but<br />

just 325g a piece. They’re clinchers but to<br />

me look like fat tubulars. Very comfortable<br />

too. And they look good! I had been a<br />

devotee of Schwalbe Marathon Plus and<br />

Marathon Tour tyres for a number of years.<br />

Puncture resistance second to none. When,<br />

however, I compare the road comfort and<br />

rolling resistance of the Marathons to the<br />

Compass tyres it does make<br />

me think what have I been<br />

riding on all these years! I<br />

guess at least one answer to<br />

that will become clear when<br />

I get my first puncture.<br />

As we approached a set<br />

of lights all the riders in<br />

this lead group bunched<br />

up bar one who made the<br />

green. A couple of riders<br />

recognized each other from<br />

ride last year and once the<br />

light turned green they<br />

were both off at quite a<br />

speed. The first notable<br />

hill was upon us very shortly after the<br />

lights. Now I happened to think I was a half<br />

decent hill climber what with all the hills<br />

around Medway and north Kent. Not today<br />

it seemed. As the front group dug in, the<br />

distance between us slowly grew. The guy<br />

that had caught the lights was soon caught<br />

himself and as I followed up the rear I saw<br />

him slowly being chewed up and spat out<br />

by the speedsters in pursuit.<br />

It was not yet over though. I got my<br />

head down and ground up the hill. By the<br />

time I reached the brow I could see that<br />

the others had slackened off a bit on a<br />

straight flat ahead to recover their energy.<br />

I was either to catch them now or settle<br />

down and ride at a more modest pace.<br />

Realistically I was not going to keep this<br />

speed up for the whole 200km. It turned<br />

out that my mentality of spend it while you<br />

have it transfers to cycling as well; I picked<br />

up my pace and cut the lead between me<br />

and those in front. At the next junction I<br />

caught them and together we cranked out<br />

the miles all the way to Faversham. I took<br />

the lead a few times to take my turn at the<br />

front and appreciated the opportunity to<br />

do some drafting when I could.<br />

As we arrived in Faversham we<br />

descended down the Mall heading towards<br />

the station on the way to the first control<br />

at a vicarage. Those at the front were not<br />

familiar with the area and took a wrong<br />

turn. It was one of those times when I<br />

could see the blunder but just followed<br />

anyway. They quickly realised and were<br />

turning back before any distance to<br />

correct themselves. I took advantage of an<br />

alleyway that I knew was a shortcut to get<br />

back on track. I headed that way but no<br />

one followed me. That was cool, though,<br />

as I was now about half a minute ahead of<br />

everyone and closing in on the first control.<br />

These events are not races. I am clear about<br />

that. This was completely not in keeping<br />

with the spirit of Audax events but I was<br />

feeling a certain satisfaction about being<br />

the first rider to reach that stage!<br />

I was following the breadcrumb trail of<br />

my GPS and just keeping an eye out for<br />

a vicarage. Did not bother looking at the<br />

cue sheet. Not sure what I was expecting a<br />

vicarage to look like but nothing I passed<br />

measured up to that. After riding out of<br />

Faversham I stopped and turned. I had<br />

clearly ridden straight past the control and<br />

missed it. I headed back in order to have<br />

my brevet card stamped. As I did I saw a<br />

group of four of the other riders who were<br />

leading the way riding their way out of<br />

Faversham. By the time I got to the vicinity<br />

of the vicarage a number of other riders<br />

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had passed me going the opposite way all<br />

helpfully pointing out the checkpoint was<br />

‘back there’. My time at the front was over.<br />

Probably for the best really as the pace<br />

may well have killed me; if not on the day<br />

then for the week after.<br />

I rolled my bike round to the back<br />

garden. By now there was a small queue<br />

lining up for hot drinks and bacon rolls<br />

which were all included in the modest £8<br />

entry. Many of these rides cost even less to<br />

enter. This was one of the more expensive I<br />

have done. I spent about ten minutes or so<br />

doing the necessary before wheeling the<br />

bike back out the garden against a stream<br />

of riders just arriving.<br />

Back in the saddle and forward to the<br />

next control at Wingham which was just<br />

another 31km away. I rode out alone but<br />

after about six or seven miles caught up<br />

with another pair of riders pedalling along<br />

at a reasonable pace. I hung on to their<br />

back wheels on and off for pretty much<br />

most of the way and every now and then<br />

taking my turn at the front. At one point I<br />

“the road closed<br />

signs I had carefully<br />

pedalled past 20km<br />

ago should have<br />

been my reminder to<br />

check the cue sheet”<br />

saw them go ahead<br />

whilst my Garmin<br />

told me to turn right.<br />

I called out to them<br />

that I was turning<br />

off and left them to<br />

decide whether to<br />

follow on or not. I<br />

followed the route up<br />

until arriving at a well and truly flooded<br />

road. This must have been one of the route<br />

changes the organiser mentioned was on<br />

the cue sheet. The same cue sheet I had<br />

safely stashed in my pocket and never<br />

looked at since leaving home that morning.<br />

All my faith was in the GPS trail I had on<br />

my Garmin. As it turned out the other two<br />

did turn and follow me and were soon like<br />

me scratching their heads and wondering<br />

whether to ride through the water or go<br />

round. It was not complicated. We just<br />

wheeled our bikes along the side of the<br />

field which the road passed by. Just a short<br />

stretch and nothing I’d have worried about<br />

mapping in a detour for.<br />

We arrived in Wingham together where<br />

perhaps another dozen or so riders were<br />

already sorting themselves out with food<br />

and drink and getting the obligatory stamp<br />

in the brevet cards. I was feeling pretty<br />

fit. I had no worries about making time<br />

limits and was relaxed about the pace I was<br />

keeping. I stopped for around half-an-hour<br />

before setting off again. Next stop 56km<br />

away in New Romney with one info control<br />

on the way.<br />

I set out from Wingham on my own<br />

again. The weather was holding out but<br />

the ground bore signs of the rain that<br />

had passed shortly before I did. There<br />

were ominous storm clouds rolling<br />

forward some distance ahead. I rode for<br />

at least 30km before seeing another rider<br />

ahead of me. That was at the info control<br />

where he called out the answer making<br />

it unnecessary for me to stop. Cheers for<br />

that! I rode with him for a<br />

very short distance before<br />

putting a minute or so<br />

between us. Over the next<br />

20km this distance varied<br />

until we approached New<br />

Romney. The last few miles<br />

before the town was very<br />

open and flat and for the<br />

first time on this ride the<br />

wind became noticeable.<br />

It wasn’t bad but it was<br />

enough to knock the<br />

average speed down a few<br />

clicks. I clearly took this as<br />

a signal to ease up on the effort a bit as<br />

the rider I saw back at the info control was<br />

now right on my back wheel again until we<br />

both rode into the control at New Romney<br />

station together.<br />

This is a great spot for a control. The<br />

station is on the Romney, Hythe and<br />

Dymchurch miniature railway line. Though<br />

I have visited before as a child and with my<br />

own children I still enjoy spending time<br />

around the station to see<br />

the little steam engines<br />

chuffing in, pulling their<br />

open wooden carriages.<br />

I should I have taken<br />

a picture here, I know.<br />

What can I say! I filled<br />

up in good style here. I<br />

polished off a Cornish<br />

pasty with a plate of chips and beans. I<br />

washed that down with a bottle of coke.<br />

Feeling pretty satiated on the food front<br />

I stepped out to get back on the road. On<br />

walking back to my bike I was pleased by<br />

the sight of several other riders eyeing up<br />

my tyres and making approving noises<br />

about their width and tread. None of them<br />

had heard of Compass tyres. Not really that<br />

surprised given that they are American<br />

imports and the Barlow Pass had only very<br />

recently been released.<br />

Looking for the way out I rolled my bike<br />

through a side gate and once again found<br />

myself riding off on my own. I was soon<br />

caught up though by the group of half<br />

dozen or so riders that I was speaking with<br />

about the tyres. They all rode more regular<br />

randonneur bikes than my mudguard-free<br />

fat-tyred crossbike. They certainly looked<br />

more the part in their cycling specific get<br />

up than I did in my three-quarter length<br />

trousers and Aldi soft shell. That all turned<br />

out to be inconsequential though as I<br />

maintained my pace with them for the<br />

next eight or nine miles before they all<br />

slowed down at a junction and I continued<br />

on ahead at the same pace. The stretch<br />

from New Romney to the next control<br />

at Headcorn was 36km. On the way the<br />

weather finally turned as it had been<br />

threatening to do since Wingham. A cold<br />

front swept in and before long hailstones<br />

were bouncing off the road and stinging<br />

my eyes and face. I was not dressed for<br />

this but carried on riding through it. I got<br />

fairly wet but nothing that was not dried<br />

The first control at Faversham vicarage.<br />

by the time I arrived in Headcorn. It was<br />

cold though, and my hands and feet were<br />

feeling it more than I had experienced for<br />

a long time.<br />

A couple of the other riders had caught<br />

up with me shortly before getting to<br />

the control, a garage. A receipt was all<br />

the proof required of passing the point.<br />

Chocolate milk duly purchased and<br />

consumed and you guessed it off I go again<br />

leaving the others to catch up in their own<br />

time. It’s not that I am particularly antisocial<br />

but I do like to ride at my own pace<br />

and find the longer I stop the harder I find<br />

at this point to get going again. We had<br />

ridden 161km and there was still the final<br />

47km to go.<br />

I rode the next 40km on my own. I was a<br />

bit surprised no one caught up with me. I<br />

figured there was not much at the garage<br />

that would incite anyone to prolong their<br />

stay there. It was not until I was within<br />

the final 10km riding happily along that I<br />

saw the group again but coming in from<br />

another direction. I then realised that<br />

the barriers and road closed signs I had<br />

carefully pedalled past about 20km ago<br />

should have, in fact, been my reminder<br />

to check the cue sheet. Another detour I<br />

missed by sticking to the original route. No<br />

wonder I never saw anyone! Still it was nice<br />

riding along with the others for the final<br />

few miles to the end. It was when we were<br />

on the road approaching Golden Green<br />

Village Hall that I discovered why perhaps<br />

it was called Golden Green. It was just<br />

coming up to 5pm and the sun was coming<br />

down. As it did the area was lit by the low<br />

cast of the sun and everything did indeed<br />

look golden. It was lovely. If you happened<br />

to view a property in the area at this time<br />

you’d have been sold. I know I would have<br />

been.<br />

I took the opportunity to make the most<br />

of the baked potato covered in cheese and<br />

beans that was on offer followed up by a<br />

couple of cups of coffee and a chat with a<br />

few other finishers. I have since found out<br />

that the riders I started out with finished at<br />

nearly an hour and a half before I did. I read<br />

that they hardly stopped at all. I am glad I<br />

did. I think it would have turned what was<br />

an enjoyable ride into a challenging ordeal.<br />

Time and a place for everything but for me,<br />

not today.<br />

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RANDONNEES<br />

The Mille Cymru<br />

One Ride to Bind Them All<br />

What are you up to this<br />

weekend?” a friend asked.<br />

“We're doing the Mille<br />

Cymru”, I replied. “The<br />

Mill…?”<br />

Richard and I were getting used to explaining<br />

what the MC1K entailed. “It's a 1000 kilometre<br />

ride round Wales”, Richard explained, “with<br />

16,000 metres of climbing – in three days”.<br />

You could almost hear the whirring cogs as<br />

they struggled to figure out the enormity of<br />

our adventure. “You're mad!” he assured us. We<br />

nodded in agreement. Since we'd done the LEL<br />

last year wed been affectionately referred to<br />

as the Mad Badgers by friends who viewed our<br />

AUK super-randonneuring as “a bit too far for<br />

me”.<br />

Training had not gone quite as planned. Our<br />

Easter Arrow team succumbed to injury and<br />

illness before the event. We'd managed a few<br />

century rides and a 200k early in the year but<br />

had to resort to a DIY 400k and a permanent<br />

300k in the month before our Welsh grand<br />

depart. Were we fit enough for what would<br />

undoubtedly be the toughest event so far in our<br />

short AUK careers? It was with some trepidation<br />

that we set off from Upton Magna at 11am on a<br />

drizzly Friday morning with 93 fellow MC1K'ers.<br />

We had just 75 hours to complete the ride.<br />

The Fellowship of the Wheel<br />

Upton Magna to Llanwtryd Wells<br />

270km / 4250m<br />

Despite our best intentions, “Let's<br />

take it easy at the start, there's a<br />

long way to go”, we got caught<br />

up in the general excitement<br />

and averaged 27kph for the first<br />

40k. Sense then prevailed and<br />

we made more steady progress,<br />

and were lucky that the forecast<br />

for torrential rain and thunder<br />

proved pessimistic. We crossed<br />

the Gospel Pass in a deluge but<br />

by the time we were cruising<br />

down the Wye Valley the sun<br />

was out. Despite the day's major<br />

pitstop being hosted by Kingstone<br />

Brewery we stuck to lasagne and<br />

coke. Darkness encroached as we<br />

rode up the Usk valley and we<br />

were cocooned by our dynamo<br />

lights as we climbed the Mynnydd<br />

Eppynt. On the way down we were<br />

suddenly confronted by a chap in<br />

camouflage gear, barring our way.<br />

“You can't go through just yet”, the<br />

army corporal explained, “there's<br />

an ambush about to take place,<br />

with lots of pyrotechnics”. Despite<br />

the late night chill we didn't argue –<br />

he was cradling a fearsome-looking<br />

assault rifle. Ten minutes later the sky erupted<br />

with flares and rockets and the rat-a-tat-tat of<br />

machine-gun fire sounded much too close for<br />

comfort. Having lost 20 minutes of our precious<br />

time schedule we plunged on down the hill.<br />

Near disaster struck just after midnight as my<br />

rear gear cable snapped. Fortunately no steep<br />

hills lay between us and our “overnight” stop<br />

just 7k away. We were greeted by cups of tea,<br />

wholesome food and a willing bike mechanic.<br />

“You get a few hours sleep and it'll be sorted<br />

when you wake up!”<br />

The Two Coasts<br />

Llantwtryd Wells to Llanwtryd Wells<br />

305km / 4200m<br />

Day two dawned and at 7am, a little later than<br />

we'd planned, we were off towards the seaside,<br />

behind most of the other riders. Today was to be<br />

a tour of the Pembrokeshire coast. No big hills<br />

but an abundance of short steep ones. We rode<br />

in bright sunshine down narrow lanes through<br />

pretty coastal towns and villages. Another major<br />

mechanical hit us just before the very steep<br />

descent down to Pendine. Richard's front brake<br />

and light suddenly<br />

parted company<br />

from the frame, and<br />

the dislodged nut<br />

was nowhere to be<br />

found. Emergency surgery with zip ties held the<br />

bits away from the wheel and he then rode the<br />

next 100km hoping that the obliging mechanic<br />

at Llanwtryd Wells had a spare nut; assuming,<br />

in the meantime, that he didn't end up in a<br />

mangled heap at the bottom of a steep hill. It<br />

was my turn for misfortune next as, coasting<br />

down a dual carraigeway into a rain shower,<br />

I waved for us to slow down in order to put<br />

on waterproofs. I spotted an imminent layby,<br />

but not the small kerb edging it, and suddenly<br />

found myself diving towards the deck as the<br />

kerb whipped my wheels from under me. I<br />

shook myself down and was surprised to see<br />

little damage, to me or to the bike. We joined<br />

a couple of other riders as we time trialled up<br />

the A40 before climbing in the dark back to<br />

Llanwtryd Wells and welcome food and drink<br />

and a couple of hours' sleep. Yet again the<br />

mechanic was a star and when we departed at<br />

5am we both had two fully functioning brakes;<br />

but, after only three hours sleep, only partlyfunctioning<br />

brains.<br />

“the rat-a-tat-tat of machinegun<br />

fire sounded much<br />

too close for comfort”<br />

Return of the Dragon<br />

Llantwtryd Wells to Betws y Coed<br />

300km / 5550m<br />

The initial gentle ride north up a meandering<br />

valley did little to<br />

prepare us for the<br />

steepest hill of the<br />

whole ride. We'd<br />

heard that the Devil's<br />

Staircase was steep but had shrugged it off<br />

with a nonchalant “we've ridden Hardknott”<br />

arrogance. When finally confronted by the<br />

ribbon of tarmac arching above us<br />

like a rearing cobra we admitted<br />

our error. One of the riders had told<br />

us that his strategy was to walk<br />

the steep bits and save his legs.<br />

We didn't take much persuading<br />

to copy his style on the first of the<br />

three “stairs”. Other riders bravely<br />

rode past us. “Their legs will be<br />

trashed at the top” we assured<br />

ourselves. (You can be assured<br />

that we'll be back there soon to<br />

ride the staircase in the manner it<br />

deserves – on our lightest bikes.)<br />

We rode the next two stairs and<br />

enjoyed the swoop down to Devil's<br />

Bridge, but not the gratuitous<br />

descent down a track to the next<br />

checkpoint. The hospitality was<br />

exceptional but the climb back up<br />

to the road was tortuous. The day<br />

became a bit of a blur as we cycled<br />

up the beautiful Elan Valley in the<br />

company of a couple of day riders;<br />

rode the steeply undulating lanes<br />

of central Wales with brief stops at<br />

Co-ops or Spars to refuel on sugary<br />

drinks and pastries; and relished<br />

the oh-so-brief respite from hills as<br />

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we cruised down the valley and along the coast<br />

to Barmouth and Harlech. The hills returned<br />

in Snowdonia as we meandered through<br />

Beddgelert and Rhyd Ddu. It was after midnight<br />

when we reached Llanberis in the company of<br />

an Elliptigo rider (chapeau!). With clear skies<br />

the temperature had plummeted. The climb up<br />

Pen-y-Pass warmed us up but soon after starting<br />

our descent we passed through the invisible wall<br />

of cold air caused by the temperature inversion.<br />

It felt like plunging into a deep freeze and,<br />

despite the deployment of all available layers,<br />

the wind chill was fierce. It seemed a long, long<br />

“confronted by the ribbon<br />

of tarmac arching above<br />

us like a rearing cobra”<br />

way to our next stop<br />

at Betws-y-Coed. By<br />

the time we reached<br />

the village outskirts<br />

our knees were<br />

knocking together on our bikes. As we shivered<br />

our way into the checkpoint, blankets were<br />

thrown over us and we wolfed down hot food<br />

and tea. Whereas the sleeping arrangements<br />

at Llanwtryd Wells had been meticulously<br />

regimented at this, our last stop, it was sleeping<br />

chaos. The smaller dimensions of the hall<br />

required optimum use of space. Fully clothed<br />

bodies on mattresses were randomly crammed<br />

into every nook and cranny. As one rider was<br />

getting up to depart another collapsed onto the<br />

vacated mattress to grab a brief nap. We joined<br />

the melee and at 4.40am, after one and a half<br />

hours fitful sleep and a quick breakfast of corned<br />

beef hash, we ventured out into the dawn halfan-hour<br />

later than planned.<br />

Home to the Shire<br />

Betws y coed to Upton Magna<br />

140km / 2000m<br />

We were again behind most riders but soon<br />

started gaining ground as we worked hard to<br />

combat the persistent cold. A sunny day was<br />

in prospect as we cycled the narrow lanes over<br />

the Cwm Hafodyredwydd and across the moors<br />

to Bala. Richard was struggling to eat or drink<br />

but there was no prospect of a cafe stop in Bala<br />

as time was getting tight. We ghosted through<br />

the early morning mist off Lake Bala before<br />

starting the steep climb over Bwlch y Groes. By<br />

now Richard was away<br />

with the fairies and our<br />

pace had dropped to a<br />

point where the 75 hour<br />

deadline was looking<br />

tight. “Come on, get some food down you”, I<br />

chided, “here's some dextrosol. We need to dig<br />

in, come on, it's all in the head.” As the sun was<br />

behind us I saw the shadow of the clandestine<br />

V-sign aimed at me from behind my back.<br />

Fortunately revival kicked in before the col and<br />

our pace picked up again. The road plunged<br />

down to the stunning Lake Vyrnwy and, back<br />

on schedule, we enjoyed a relatively leisurely<br />

cooked breakfast at the final checkpoint. On<br />

down the Tanat valley and, as happens on<br />

many long rides, our pace quickened as the<br />

20km to go point was reached. The head rules<br />

the body and, in time trial mode, we raced the<br />

final twisting lanes to the finish back at Upton<br />

Magna. What a great feeling as you finish such<br />

an adventure. We crossed the line comfortably<br />

under the time limit. As we devoured a meal the<br />

adrenaline wore off and we suddenly realised<br />

just how tired we were and felt the excrutiating<br />

aches and pains which had gone unnoticed only<br />

half an hour previously. This was far outweighed<br />

by the elation of finishing the legendary MC1K.<br />

What an epic route. It linked together a<br />

number of revered long Welsh AUK rides and,<br />

it would appear, aimed to do so by the hilliest<br />

route possible and to include many of the classic<br />

steep climbs in Wales. The 16,000 metres of<br />

climbing and the 75 hour deadline introduced<br />

an insidious time pressure which allowed little<br />

respite.<br />

A big thank you to John Hamilton, the<br />

organiser, and his merry band of helpers for<br />

their superb organisation and for looking after<br />

us.<br />

As the lager advert opines this is “probably<br />

the toughest cycle event in the UK”. Both of us<br />

have completed numerous running and cycling<br />

ultra-endurance events, but this was certainly<br />

the toughest physical challenge either of us has<br />

ever undertaken…to date.<br />

What's next Richard???<br />

The Mad Badgers<br />

Phil Hodgson & Richard Leonard<br />

The Moselle Cycle Route<br />

Author: Mike Wells<br />

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If you fancy a three-country tour (France, Luxembourg and Germany)<br />

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650m to the Rhine at Koblenz, 512k away.<br />

Following well-surfaced French and German national cycle trails,<br />

the route follows cycle tracks, river banks and canal paths with short<br />

sections of quiet country roads. There is a high standard of waymarking<br />

along the route.<br />

For wine and beer lovers, the German Moselle gorge is a major wine<br />

producing area while the French region of Lorraine produces a wide<br />

variety of beers along with their renowned quiche.<br />

The author, Mike Wells, has researched this route thoroughly and<br />

the book contains maps for all the stages and plenty of historical<br />

and cultural notes and photographs to illustrate the towns you travel<br />

through. The contents include very useful sections on Getting There and<br />

Back, Accommodation and Food and Drink.<br />

A list of tourist offices, youth hostels en route and a short language<br />

glossary are useful info and can save you time with your research. The<br />

book is a very handy size to stash in your luggage for reference along<br />

the way.<br />

If you have used Cicerone’s guides before now, you will appreciate<br />

how much information they include and how well they are produced.<br />

Mike Wells has produced yet another excellent cycling guide to partner<br />

his Rhine Cycle Route.<br />

Tim Wainwright<br />

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ON TOUR<br />

Girls on Tour - in Peak Condition!<br />

Ann Marshall<br />

Back in January Louise Rigby and I decided we'd plan a week's<br />

summer cycling together, and considered it our duty to liberate<br />

MaryJane Watson from the Isle of Man where she's been going<br />

round and round, to prevent her from getting giddy!<br />

Neither Louise nor I had met MaryJane, but we'd been in email contact<br />

for 2-3 years. We could tell that all three of us had a penchant for hills so we<br />

thought we'd get along fine!<br />

We chose The Peaks; planning was meticulous with Louise in charge of<br />

dates and accommodation and me in charge of rides. We timed our visit<br />

to coincide with Mike Wigley's White Peak Grimpeur calendar, part of the<br />

Marple Midweek Grimpeurs which take place on consecutive Wednesdays<br />

through the Summer.<br />

Word got out about Girls on Tour and we were besieged by requests<br />

from others to join! We accepted many (including men) as long as they<br />

were happy to be Honorary Girls and happy to camp!<br />

Finally Monday 11th August arrived and we converged in Marple in the<br />

wake of Hurricane Bertha. We had feared MJ wouldn't be able to make her<br />

SeaCat crossing from IoM but make it she did. On first sight it was much<br />

more like a reunion than meeting for the first time! We felt like old friends,<br />

which of course through Audax we are – in particular thanks to Steve<br />

Snook and his AAA targets without which the world would be a sadder<br />

place!<br />

You'd laugh if you'd seen our bikes, they couldn't have been more<br />

different! There's me with my relatively normal little Specialized, bit<br />

heavier than usual but with a welcome triple and mudguards! Louise<br />

brought her (by now) familiar Airnimal and MJ was on a combination of<br />

her most lightweight bike but specially fitted with triple… what I should<br />

add is that her bike was also fully equipped with racks and panniers (which<br />

of course she could detatch) but the pièce de résistance is the stand! I<br />

swear it weighs as much as the rest of the bike. We laughed and chatted as<br />

we stowed our steeds in the garage of the B&B.<br />

On Tuesday morning we set off on Chris Keeling-Roberts' Dark Peak<br />

perm with our only surviving Honorary Girl Martin Malins; first stop Holme<br />

Moss, riding where winning wheels had recently been! In the South<br />

Pennines they hadn't quite got the hang of painting encouragement on<br />

the tarmac like they do on the Continent but it did the job!<br />

Louise and I realised we were in hallowed company, with MJ the<br />

(almost) Opposite Sex AAA Champion and Martin the (almost) Overall<br />

AAA Champion – not only did they ride like champions, they looked like<br />

champions too!<br />

Next day we pitched up in the Marple car park for Mike Wigley's<br />

Midweek White Peak Grimpeur… Where was everybody? They were all in<br />

Costa (where else)! We had a lovely day, Mike on good form and generous<br />

as ever.<br />

It's strange, even though the South of England has (somewhat<br />

surprisingly) provided the AAA Champions for the last few years, those<br />

hills in the Peaks just seem different! Hard! On the other hand MJ just<br />

breezed up, home from home…<br />

Martin Malins and MaryJane Watson resplendent. Photo: Louise Rigby MaryJane Watson and Ann Marshall. Photo: Martin Malins<br />

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On Thursday we left our salubrious<br />

accommodation at Oakfield Lodge, Marple<br />

(with excellent breakfast, particularly Spencer's<br />

poached eggs) and carted our clobber over to<br />

Castleton YHA, a tasty 50k DIY created by native<br />

Louise which took us over Snake Pass (perfectly<br />

timed half-way heavy shower at Snake Pass Inn)<br />

and Stanedge then dropped down to Ladybower<br />

Reservoir (where they practiced the bouncing<br />

bomb) – just beautiful!<br />

Friday we did Oliver Wright's Grindleford perm,<br />

personally my favourite! It's just so beautiful, the<br />

scenery ever-changing. You never know what<br />

you're going to see next on Grindleford! Includes<br />

a welcome stop at the cheese shop in Hartington<br />

– I can recommend the Hartington Bomber!<br />

For Saturday we squeezed in Dark Peak<br />

backwards, which I think I prefer to forwards!<br />

It's every bit as beautiful and has just as many<br />

surprises up its sleeve, but I think worth every<br />

penny crawling our way up Holme Moss from<br />

the (brutal 15%) Tour side, not least because of<br />

the relentless 50mph headwind! Not always a<br />

headwind mind you – sometimes it got you from<br />

the side too. I've never known anything quite as<br />

hard/aggressive/exhilarating!<br />

A fitting finish to our fantastic Girls on Tour<br />

week in the Peaks! What more can I say…<br />

MaryJane Watson and Louise Rigby. Photo: Martin Malins<br />

Girls on Tour – Holme Moss<br />

Into 2015 with Peak Audax<br />

Mike Wigley<br />

Remembering Don Black<br />

We lost our colleague Don Black in <strong>2014</strong>, so<br />

it seems entirely appropriate that we have a<br />

ride in his memory. The Black Magic 100 takes<br />

place on Easter Sunday April 5th 2015 and takes<br />

in some of the more scenic parts of the Peak<br />

Don Black with Chris Crookes<br />

District, using roads that Don will have known<br />

very well indeed.<br />

We start at Wetherspoons in Stalybridge,<br />

where they serve breakfasts from 8am so<br />

there's plenty of time for a full English before<br />

the 10am start. Well, OK, perhaps a full English<br />

might be a bit too much, as there's a lot of<br />

climbing in front of us. However, climbing<br />

isn't the main theme of the day, but just an<br />

unfortunate necessity to get to see some<br />

spectacular scenery. Take your time to savour<br />

views of Glossop from Monks Road, of the<br />

Cheshire Plains from Ludworth Moor, and of<br />

Kinder Scout from various points along the<br />

way.<br />

We stop at the<br />

National Trust café<br />

in Edale and at the<br />

Coffee Tavern in Pott<br />

Shrigley so you'll be<br />

able to grab a brew<br />

and something to eat<br />

along the way. The<br />

finish is at Stalybridge<br />

Station Buffet Bar, a fine<br />

Victorian refreshment<br />

room, now fully restored<br />

and offering a selection<br />

of real ales as well as<br />

pies and sandwiches.<br />

It's a place Don had an<br />

occasional pint, and it<br />

deserves to be much<br />

better known, as you<br />

will be able to testify for yourself.<br />

2015 Calendar<br />

The Black Magic 100 is just one of the<br />

Calendar of rides from Peak Audax. PBP<br />

qualifiers play a big part in our plans<br />

throughout 2015, though hopefully we've got<br />

something for everyone, whether Paris-bound<br />

or not.<br />

We've got our usual winter events so you can<br />

get in some valuable training miles and tick off<br />

the 200 PBP qualifier. You can pick up the rest<br />

of your qualifiers with Peak Audax: the Plains<br />

300 with its 11pm start is good practise for a late<br />

evening start; the Llanfair 400 is a fairly straight<br />

forward trip over to Anglesey from Poynton<br />

(near Stockport); while the Pair of Kirtons 600 is<br />

our version of PBP (but in our case it stands for<br />

Poynton–Boston–Poynton).<br />

It's not all about that French ride, and we<br />

have some challenging Peak District rides,<br />

starting with the Hopey New Year 100, and<br />

including the Monyash 100 from Marple. John<br />

Perrin also offers up some interesting rides<br />

from Macclesfield visiting North Wales and the<br />

Peak District.<br />

See www.PeakAudax.co.uk for full details of<br />

all our Peak Audax 2015 rides.<br />

Llanfair 200 Perms<br />

If 400km sounds a long way for one ride, the<br />

Llanfair 400 is also available as a ride of two<br />

halves, or at least as a pair of 200km Perms. You<br />

could ride the Poynton-Holyhead 200 Perm on<br />

the Saturday, have a night's sleep at the Youth<br />

Hostel, the Travelodge or a B&B, and return<br />

on the Sunday on the Holyhead-Poynton 200<br />

Perm. It won't count towards an SR but you'll<br />

still get 4 AUK points. See www.tinyurl.com/<br />

Poynton-Holyhead200 and www.tinyurl.com/<br />

Holyhead-Poynton200 for details or get in<br />

touch with Mike Wigley to explore this option<br />

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Death Valley Fall<br />

Double-Century<br />

Tim Gathercole<br />

The Death Valley double-century comes<br />

in two flavours – Spring and Fall. Both<br />

rides start from the small community of<br />

Furnace Creek, with the Spring version<br />

going toward Badwater salt flats and the<br />

Fall, or Autumn to us non-colonials, goes<br />

the other way out to the Nevada border.<br />

The Fall version is 197 miles with 10,000 ft<br />

of climbing (that's 317km and 3000 meters<br />

in new money). There is some degree<br />

of support provided by the organisers<br />

as it is required through this kind of<br />

environment, I for one couldn't carry the<br />

gallons of water we'd drink during the<br />

day. This is an expanded telling of last<br />

time I did the ride, a couple of years ago.<br />

I<br />

had been doing double centuries<br />

in California for several years when<br />

I started volunteering at the VA<br />

(Veterans Affairs) facility in Palo Alto,<br />

mainly doing some work as a tandem<br />

captain in their blind rehab program. As I<br />

expect many of you know, the VA run the<br />

hospitals, care facilities and services for<br />

returning and retired American military<br />

personnel and their families. It represents<br />

the closest America has to our NHS.<br />

I'd been<br />

captaining a<br />

tandem for Liz<br />

during the blind<br />

rehab rides for a<br />

while when we<br />

started doing<br />

longer rides<br />

together and<br />

finally progressed<br />

to doing double<br />

centuries. After<br />

having a good<br />

time on the Los Angeles Grand Tour and<br />

the Solvang Double we decided to finish<br />

the season with a trip to Death Valley for<br />

the Fall double century. I should point out<br />

that although visually impaired, Liz was<br />

no slouch on the bike and with one of her<br />

other captains had finished PBP in 2007<br />

(more than I've done). To read her thoughts<br />

on how stokers should be treated by their<br />

captains, see the notes Liz and her buddy<br />

Lisa wrote on captain training at: http://<br />

www.bikeaholics.org/CaptainTraining.html<br />

Liz is also the only person I know who<br />

owns more than one titanium tandem.<br />

For this ride we selected the newer bike,<br />

a Santana Team Ti. We (well, she did most<br />

of the work) had just uprated its back<br />

gearing to 11–36 to cope with some of the<br />

steep hills of the Bay area and Liz wanted<br />

to properly test how well the rear 10 speed<br />

would work over longer distance, with the<br />

Campagnolo shifters that she loves – once<br />

she'd dialled it in, it worked flawlessly,<br />

naturally. My first tip for you today is, if<br />

you can, date a lady who is a qualified bike<br />

mechanic.<br />

We decided to camp rather than pay<br />

the none-too-cheap prices of the hotels<br />

in the area and to be fair the Death Valley<br />

National Park's camp ground's facilities,<br />

while not the best,<br />

aren't too bad.<br />

We got there two<br />

days before the<br />

ride, so we could<br />

explore the area<br />

more and generally<br />

relax. While I had<br />

done the ride<br />

several times in the<br />

past, Liz had never<br />

before visited the<br />

area, even though<br />

she is a California girl. If you've never<br />

visited a desert area, there is a strange<br />

beauty to be found there and as long as<br />

“if you<br />

look at a<br />

map, the<br />

Devil<br />

seems<br />

to own<br />

quite a<br />

bit of<br />

property<br />

in Death<br />

Valley”<br />

one doesn't do anything stupid like going<br />

for a long walk into the dunes at mid-day,<br />

without any water. There's a lot to see and<br />

experience.<br />

The ride goes out in waves – there is<br />

a limit of 300 riders with approximately<br />

200 of those being century riders and the<br />

other 100 were double riders like us. Since<br />

Liz had a buddy who was riding a single<br />

century, we thought we'd go out with the<br />

first wave and pull her for the largely flat<br />

first 50 miles. However, weather and fate<br />

took a hand.<br />

When we woke up that morning, just<br />

before 6am, there was a light rain falling.<br />

Yes, it rains in Death Valley and at certain<br />

times there can even be flash floods!<br />

Muttering to ourselves we added another<br />

layer of clothing and I started to make<br />

breakfast. Liz offered to get the tandem<br />

off the car and found her way over to it.<br />

Here's my second tip, don't let the visuallyimpaired<br />

lady get the bike off the car. The<br />

next thing I heard was a loud bang, she<br />

wasn't used to my Sidewinder rack and<br />

the rain had made the bike slip out of her<br />

hands giving me a nice new dent in my car<br />

door. Not for nothing are tandems known<br />

as divorce machines. Fortunately Liz and I<br />

were tandeming in sin, so we shrugged it<br />

off; although if you listened carefully you<br />

might have been able to hear the sound of<br />

my teeth grinding for the next half an hour.<br />

The mishap put us behind and after<br />

we'd checked the tandem over and got<br />

ourselves together, then ridden the three<br />

miles to the start, we found ourselves in<br />

the last group to leave Furnace Creek – the<br />

waves go out in ten minute intervals. We<br />

wouldn't do more than glimpse Liz's friend,<br />

Deb, again until the control before the final<br />

climb.<br />

The group of fifty-or-so riders waiting<br />

for the off were the usual bunch of keen<br />

and eager sorts you'll see at the start of<br />

any ride, with the added bonus that, since<br />

the ride tends to occur around Halloween,<br />

a percentage of them were in some form<br />

of costume. Indeed, one of the three other<br />

tandem teams were dressed as pirates. It<br />

is one of the last big rides of the season, so<br />

people like to have fun on it. On the other<br />

hand, after having done the ride several<br />

times before I knew wearing extra stuff,<br />

even little bits around your head or legs,<br />

can be something you might regret later<br />

in the day when the temperatures start to<br />

remind you that, yes, this really is Death<br />

Valley.<br />

The morning air after the rain was cool<br />

and the road was in relatively good shape,<br />

bearing in mind the cooking and freezing<br />

it gets on a regular basis. However, we<br />

now had to work our way through about<br />

two hundred other riders, even two strong<br />

riders on a tandem have no chance of<br />

catching the fastest twenty or so – they'll<br />

be Cat Ones, Pros and all sorts of other elite<br />

athletes, mixed in with the rest of us out<br />

there.<br />

The first section, to the Stovepipe Wells<br />

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control, is through<br />

a typical desert<br />

scrubland, full<br />

of gnarly bushes<br />

sticking out of the<br />

gritty grey brown<br />

sand. There is a<br />

constant bump,<br />

bump as you go over<br />

the “road snake” of<br />

expansion cracks<br />

in the highways.<br />

Sometimes it's more pronounced,<br />

sometimes less so, but it's a fact of life that<br />

you have get used to in that area.<br />

We weren't pushing too hard, but taking<br />

our time going through the other riders,<br />

saying hello and admiring the costumes<br />

on the more festive of the Halloween<br />

types – after all Halloween is much bigger<br />

in the States and some people really<br />

go overboard with all sorts of house<br />

decorations, so a few bits of tinsel and<br />

extra lights hardly raised an eyebrow.<br />

As we progressed we picked up a few<br />

“Klingons” and by the time we pulled into<br />

Stovepipe Wells at mile 25, we had a train<br />

of about eight singles and one of the other<br />

tandems behind us.<br />

Stovepipe Wells is less of a town, or even<br />

village, and more a collection of a few<br />

buildings. Obviously the control is more for<br />

the Century riders and being so close to the<br />

start it was pretty busy, therefore I simply<br />

topped up our water bottles while Liz held<br />

the bike and we were on our way, going<br />

back the way we had come and eventually<br />

turning left back onto Highway 190.<br />

The ride continues on the flats and<br />

the wind hadn't yet started to make its<br />

presence felt, however the temperature<br />

was starting to climb and while we were off<br />

the bike we had both removed our extra<br />

layers of morning clothing and stored them<br />

in the tandem's trunk – they wouldn't be<br />

needed again.<br />

After the turn there is a quick water stop<br />

at a park rest area, one we would revisit<br />

in the evening as the stop before the final<br />

climb, but since it is barely ten miles on<br />

from the last control, again it was merely a<br />

case of ensuring<br />

our bottles were<br />

topped up. There<br />

are a couple of<br />

SAG cars driving<br />

the course,<br />

looking for people<br />

in trouble, but it's<br />

foolish to court<br />

problems by<br />

running low on<br />

water, especially<br />

when you know you'll have to face a climb<br />

through a canyon before the third control.<br />

Just as we were leaving the Pirate tandem<br />

pulled in, already looking a little worse for<br />

wear. I knew that false beard was a bad<br />

idea!<br />

The next section on 190 goes past your<br />

first sight of real, honest to goodness, sand<br />

dunes that you normally only encounter<br />

in Hollywood movies. They are dwarfed<br />

by the mountains that are behind them<br />

in the far distance, but the yellow-gold<br />

of those shifting, ephemeral hills is quite<br />

impressive. As a ride went on Liz and I<br />

tended to become more silent, but at the<br />

beginning of a ride we would chat and I<br />

would describe the features around us that<br />

she had difficulty perceiving.<br />

After passing the dunes we then<br />

headed into the Devils Cornfield, more<br />

scrubland, this time filled with strangely<br />

shaped bushes that look somewhat like<br />

ears of corn. They are clumped together in<br />

numbers for several miles and presumably<br />

make good cover for the local wildlife. It's<br />

worth noting that, if you look at a map and<br />

judge by the names, the Devil seems to<br />

own quite a bit of property in Death Valley.<br />

Talking of wildlife, while we had<br />

temporarily dropped all of the singles<br />

from our back wheel – we were trying to<br />

hit the first climb before the sun got too<br />

hot and so were pushing a bit harder –<br />

that didn't mean we were totally without<br />

company. As will sometimes happen<br />

with bikes out there, we found we had<br />

a companion racing alongside us in the<br />

form of a roadrunner. Unlike the cartoons,<br />

they are actually more of a brown, grey<br />

and black colour and only about a foot or<br />

so high. Also I've never heard one make a<br />

beep, beep noise; although to be fair I've<br />

never heard one make any noise, so for<br />

all I know that is the sound they do make!<br />

Our competitor stuck with us for twenty<br />

or thirty feet before either tiring of us or<br />

finding something better to do and ran off<br />

into the bushes.<br />

“there<br />

are<br />

stories<br />

of 100%<br />

DNF<br />

rates on<br />

some<br />

rides”<br />

We entered the long shallow climb of<br />

just under 3,000ft (900m) up to Scotty's<br />

Castle, which is both control three and<br />

control five on the ride. As I recall, the<br />

rather grandiose, at least for its setting,<br />

castle was constructed by “Scotty” to try<br />

and fool people into thinking he was richer<br />

than he was and one has to suspect, get<br />

them to invest in some scheme or other<br />

of his. I can't remember how it ended for<br />

him, but I expect there were tears before<br />

bedtime. I do know the area we were<br />

climbing is known as Grapevine Canyon<br />

and I don't think there are many grapevines<br />

there! One of the pictures shows us at this<br />

point; while my expression doesn't look too<br />

happy, we were feeling pretty good, but<br />

the temperature was starting to get around<br />

100 degrees (38 Celsius in new money),<br />

but remember this is the desert and the<br />

dry heat isn't as sapping to the strength,<br />

at least I never found it so. You might also<br />

note the white things on Liz's arms in the<br />

picture, they are Arm Coolers not warmers,<br />

she claimed did help.<br />

Once again we replenished our water<br />

bottles and this time had a snack and<br />

queued for the rest rooms too. The good<br />

news was the temperature wouldn't get<br />

much higher than 100 Fahrenheit for the<br />

whole ride, the bad news is that it wouldn't<br />

get a lot cooler than that, even after<br />

nightfall. It can get quite cold in the desert<br />

at night, but this wasn't going to be one of<br />

those days.<br />

The next section of the ride, out through<br />

the Nevada boarder on Bonnie Claire Flat<br />

to the crossroads of 267 and Highway 95 is<br />

the boring bit of the ride. Some years I've<br />

been able to ride in a group, but the long<br />

shallow hill climb had bogged us down<br />

and while we pulled a few singles for a bit,<br />

there weren't many riders out there for<br />

us to ride with. The flat scrubland starts<br />

to repeat itself and is more reminiscent of<br />

the Mojave desert that eventually it will<br />

transition into; perhaps there are a few<br />

reading this who have done the Furnace<br />

Creek 508 and will know what I mean.<br />

At least there weren't any of the turbine<br />

windmills that cover Mojave's landscape,<br />

as you ride into LA. After the thousandth<br />

twiggy bush in flat, gravel desert soil you<br />

stop noticing them.<br />

The 30 miles to the crossroads went<br />

pretty fast as it is flat or slightly downhill<br />

and we had a tail wind, by the time we<br />

reached the control we had outstripped<br />

the three singles we had briefly picked<br />

up and chatted with, even though I had<br />

warned them to stick on our wheel. They<br />

didn't really need us going out, but coming<br />

back against that desert headwind would<br />

be a different story.<br />

After the usual snack and water stop we<br />

climbed back on board the tandem and<br />

headed out. I've known the wind on that<br />

stretch to be worse and there are stories of<br />

100% DNF rates on some Death Valley rides<br />

due to the winds – 50mph isn't unknown<br />

– but we still had trouble getting our<br />

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speed above 15mph along the Bonnie Claire Flat<br />

section, before finally entering the canyon and<br />

arriving back at Scotty's Castle.<br />

This time we both grabbed a sandwich and<br />

settled down in a bit of shade for a well-earned<br />

lunch. Liz and I chatted with some of the riders<br />

and even noticed her friend Deb just pulling out<br />

of the car park. At this point we were in pretty<br />

good shape, although not doing as well as the<br />

coyote I noticed prowling around the periphery<br />

of the car park looking for scraps. They are<br />

usually pretty scrawny things – think an ugly<br />

fox – but this one looked like he had just been<br />

combed and might even be developing a weight<br />

problem! Obviously he had a good patch.<br />

Feeling a bit more refreshed – if more then<br />

a little sweaty – we applied an extra coating<br />

of sunscreen and headed down the Canyon at<br />

a refreshing speed. I'm a notoriously cautious<br />

descender and Liz often complained I was the<br />

slowest descender of all the captains she had<br />

ridden with, although I would get my own back<br />

later for that comment of hers. It's a relatively<br />

short trip to the next control at the rim of<br />

Ubehebe Crater, but you have to ride though a<br />

rock environment that amplifies the heat all the<br />

way to the Crater rim. In years past the road to<br />

the rim has been more pothole than road, but<br />

this year we were in luck,<br />

the road had just been<br />

resurfaced and it was<br />

probably the nicest bit<br />

of tarmac on the whole<br />

route. Nevertheless, after<br />

the few hundred feet of<br />

climbing to the rim we<br />

were glad to get to the<br />

control. This control is<br />

just a water stop, but it's<br />

forty miles to the next<br />

control and more lumps<br />

and bumps climbing for<br />

the tandem. We always<br />

preferred the steeper<br />

climbs that you could<br />

work at and get over the<br />

top of, or true rollers you<br />

can use gravity on – you<br />

can't get any rhythm on that kind of terrain.<br />

We rode back down from the rim and then<br />

climbed back to the main road and headed<br />

toward the romantically named Death Valley<br />

National Park Rest Area 32 which is control<br />

number seven. That was a long forty miles.<br />

usually on a long ride everyone will have a bit<br />

of a low point at sometime, but usually it would<br />

The tandem back on the car and ready to leave. These Yakima<br />

Sidewinder tandem racks make it really easy for one person to load the<br />

bike onto the car.<br />

Only glimpsed from the road during<br />

the ride, Liz and I went to visit<br />

Zabriskie Point and hiked through<br />

its canyons, the day after<br />

hit us at different times.<br />

When Liz was having<br />

a low I would take the<br />

strain a bit more while<br />

she sat up a little and<br />

ate, and when it was<br />

my turn to flag she'd<br />

encourage me and feed<br />

me Cliff blocks and<br />

power bars. However,<br />

today we hit our lows at<br />

the same time, I could tell this by Liz's repeated<br />

asking of the question, “How much further to<br />

the control?”, and I think she realised I was in<br />

the same place when I started to reply, “About<br />

a quarter of a mile less than the last time you<br />

asked me”.<br />

We were both very glad to get to the control,<br />

which we did just as the last of the sun's rays<br />

were disappearing over the horizon. Normally<br />

I'd wax lyrical about desert sunsets, but to be<br />

honest I was so low on energy I didn't notice it.<br />

On the bright side we did finally catch up with<br />

Deb at this point and while Liz and she had a<br />

chat I got us a couple of<br />

nice cups of soup. I think<br />

it was a minestrone, but<br />

I'm not sure, however it<br />

was obviously what we<br />

both needed as after<br />

going back for seconds and having a twenty<br />

minute rest we both felt a lot better and headed<br />

for the last climb of the day, up to Hell's Gate.<br />

This is another long steady climb up Mud<br />

Canyon, but it does have a few kicks in it that<br />

can get the attention of tired legs, nothing<br />

that is too bad, but still 6% for 6.5 miles, giving<br />

2,000ft of elevation gain and the heat and<br />

previous effort are taking their toll at this point.<br />

I had set up the bike's<br />

lights before we left<br />

the control, but since<br />

we weren't setting any<br />

speed records in our<br />

climbing I only had the<br />

front light on minimum<br />

power. As we went up<br />

the mountain Liz and I<br />

started to play pedalling<br />

games, to relieve stress<br />

on our legs and keep<br />

our minds active. Her<br />

favourite is pushing<br />

hard with one leg every<br />

fourth stroke and then<br />

repeating it with the<br />

other leg. Some people<br />

like it, others not, but<br />

when a climb goes on<br />

for a while it can help to keep things fresh.<br />

Before we got to the control at the summit<br />

I warned Liz about it, basically it can be a trap,<br />

many people get off the bike and lose a lot of<br />

time drinking and eating, before heading off<br />

again. However, Furnace Creek is only twenty<br />

miles away and a third of that is downhill, so we<br />

quickly filled our water bottles one last time and<br />

then set the lights to maximum, startling a few<br />

people standing in front of us. I use a Dinotte<br />

XML-3 and Light and Motion Seca Endurance<br />

light, together they provide quite a bit of<br />

illumination. We climbed the short distance to<br />

the turn and went into the first few switch-backs<br />

of the descent. At this point, for the first and<br />

only time in the thousands of miles we have<br />

ridden together, I heard Liz complain I was going<br />

too fast on a descent. To be fair, she couldn't<br />

see how well the road was illuminated for me<br />

and I also knew this road pretty well – it quickly<br />

becomes a straight shot down the mountain.<br />

Interestingly, Liz controlled the Santana's<br />

drum brake and I felt her feathering it a couple<br />

of times on the descent, presumably to keep me<br />

in check. About halfway down the mountain<br />

we came across Debs for a second time; she<br />

had left the control about ten minutes ahead<br />

of us with the group she had been riding with.<br />

I lit her up with my headlight so Liz could see<br />

her, being careful not to shine it in her eyes and<br />

slowed down so we could say hi. We rode with<br />

the pack for a short while until the gradient<br />

dipped a little more and then picked up speed,<br />

leaving the singles behind us. On a tandem<br />

gravity either loves you or hates you! Even with<br />

the slowdowns, Liz and I would hold Strava's<br />

KOM for the descent from Hells Gate until quite<br />

recently, if I'd known we were going to do that<br />

I'd have tried harder – we barely exceed 50mph.<br />

On reaching the turn for home at the end of<br />

the descent, I reduced the lights' brightness to<br />

more normal levels and started the final leg.<br />

Now it was full dark the stars were coming out,<br />

providing one of the most beautiful sights you'll<br />

see in Death Valley, its night sky. By the time we<br />

would be riding back to camp the Milky Way<br />

would be fully visible as a silver stream across<br />

the sky, something I can only remember seeing<br />

once or twice as a small child growing up in<br />

South-East England, and never here as an adult.<br />

The last twelve miles or so are largely flat<br />

apart from a few undulations, so we started to<br />

put in a bit more effort in our keenness to get<br />

home. We passed a number of singles, but I<br />

guess the efforts of the day were wearing on<br />

them as none took the invitation to hop on<br />

our back wheel for more than a mile or so. The<br />

Lights in front of the Furnace Creek ranch came<br />

up faster than I expected, in fact we had only<br />

just overtaken another bunch of singles when<br />

they appeared, I wouldn't have bothered if I<br />

knew how close to home we were.<br />

We got off the tandem, grabbed a drink and<br />

a couple of slices of pizza, then settled onto the<br />

grass for a leisurely dinner and to relax, before<br />

heading back to the camp to clean up. Debs<br />

arrived with her group about 15 minutes later.<br />

Recently all sporting events in American<br />

National Parks have been under threat to some<br />

degree, either due to federal budget cuts and/<br />

or bureaucracy, but if you ever get the chance to<br />

do this ride, you'll find it a special experience. ◆<br />

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The day I became a Randonneur<br />

Tim Harrison<br />

Three Counties - Four Leaf Clover<br />

200km, 3 August <strong>2014</strong><br />

When I first found out about Audax five<br />

years ago I never believed it possible<br />

that one day I would actually cycle<br />

200 kilometres – I found driving that far tiring<br />

enough.<br />

The furthest I had ever cycled prior to this<br />

event was on a carefully selected homemade<br />

100 mile course earlier this year. It involved<br />

being dropped off at Broadway Tower (elevation<br />

312 metres) to arrive home (elevation 60<br />

metres) with a few lumps in between<br />

totalling 841 metres. Not bad for someone<br />

living next door to the hilly Cotswolds. As<br />

an achievement it never felt quite right as<br />

effectively 15% of the distance was a gift<br />

and each morning as I shaved I couldn't<br />

bear to look into the mirror – I was no<br />

genuine century cyclist!<br />

I have been riding with the Evesham<br />

Wheelers “Antique Road Show” on<br />

occasional Wednesday mornings and<br />

gradually built things up to where 100k<br />

became a nonstop, morning ride with<br />

nothing more than water to sustain me.<br />

I was told early on by a seasoned Audax<br />

rider that the rule of thumb was whatever<br />

distance you have actually ridden you can<br />

easily double – I'm not entirely convinced<br />

there is much logic to this but it stuck<br />

in my mind and has become a fact which I<br />

continue to spread around.<br />

The Four Leaf Clover is one of four events that<br />

the Evesham Wheelers organise on the same<br />

day (there is a 50k, a 100k and another 200k the<br />

“Neville Chanin Memorial – Over the Severn”,<br />

which involves much more hill work). The Four<br />

Leaf is basically three loops with the start and<br />

finish at Wickhamford Village Hall, which also<br />

doubles as the control point at the end of<br />

loops one and two. Psychologically this can be<br />

quite tough as there is a temptation to retire<br />

each time the control point is reached and a<br />

comfortable car is spotted gently grazing in the<br />

field opposite.<br />

There were twenty one starters (the majority<br />

of riders going for the other events) and I was<br />

first off, setting a pace which everyone seemed<br />

happy to fall in with. In the first few miles I met<br />

Dave riding a Moulton, I soon figured out he was<br />

a serious Audaxer as he revealed multiple PBP<br />

and LEL achievements. However, he dropped<br />

back as today was more of a “social ride”, as he<br />

had a friend visiting from Australia who was a<br />

little further back.<br />

All went well until a few miles in, when<br />

the long climb to Snowshill began and I was<br />

overtaken by pretty much everyone. I figured<br />

that the social aspect of my ride was over and<br />

that the next 190k were going to be lonely, souldestroying<br />

and character building. I knew that<br />

I had to conquer this ride, I wanted the badge,<br />

had built up the expectations of those around<br />

me and I couldn't face having to plan another<br />

200k, i.e. clearing my diary for recovery time!<br />

In addition it was an almost ideal day: not too<br />

hot; no rain forecast; and a decent breeze that<br />

hopefully would reward me at some point.<br />

Behind in the distance I could see a light and a<br />

yellow jacket; the gap didn't change so I slowed<br />

my pace down and hoped that it might be a late<br />

starter on the same event who could provide me<br />

with some company and a little shelter from the<br />

breeze – in turns, of course.<br />

It turned out to be a small wheel trio on<br />

Moultons and I was reintroduced to Dave; then<br />

his friend Pete from Australia; Judith, Dave's<br />

partner, on “Casper”; and solo rider Martin also<br />

looking to complete his first 200k but on big<br />

wheels. I quickly gathered just how hardcore<br />

Dave and his group were and decided to try to<br />

learn whatever tips and tricks they might have.<br />

Did I mention Dave and Judith had completed a<br />

200k event the day before? I was only surprised<br />

that they hadn't ridden down in the morning<br />

from London!<br />

The first loop (Gloucestershire) ended up a<br />

dream, a much faster pace than I would have<br />

considered on my own, jolly banter and a great<br />

tail wind. I ride in this area a lot and use Strava<br />

to track my rides, when I arrived home and<br />

checked my times I was amazed that during<br />

the first loop I had set personal records for<br />

practically every segment – yet I felt good and<br />

wasn't even remotely tempted to retire at the<br />

village hall control.<br />

The second loop (Warwickshire) became a<br />

little tougher and I was interested to understand<br />

how a seasoned Audaxer eats and drinks<br />

during the day. Left to my own devices I would<br />

have opted for a decent lunch time stop but<br />

the Budgens car park in Moreton in the Marsh<br />

witnessed us eating sandwiches and soft drinks<br />

during a 15 minute break – standing up of<br />

course.<br />

By the end of loop number two any jolly<br />

banter that I had was gone but somehow the<br />

end was in sight and I was determined to quash<br />

my demons and be able to look in the mirror<br />

again – besides which my face was sore with too<br />

many shaving cuts.<br />

I picked up a couple of catchphrases and<br />

some good tips during the day: Pete – “are we<br />

having fun yet?”; Judith –“time is miles”; and<br />

Dave – “most people never go through the pain<br />

barrier so don't learn what they are capable of,<br />

once through it, things get easier”. I will enjoy<br />

using these wise words on future rides. Martin,<br />

19 years my senior, just got on with job<br />

with no complaints even when I tried to<br />

sweep him into my world of discontent.<br />

We both acknowledged that we were<br />

being aided around this 200k by a<br />

particularly powerful, generous rider<br />

and team.<br />

The Evesham Wheeler helpers kept<br />

huge quantities of superb, highly<br />

calorific food and drink going all day and<br />

really helped keep my spirits up. I was<br />

glad of the 10 minute break. After all,<br />

time is miles.<br />

During loop three (Worcestershire)<br />

I finally could not keep the pace going<br />

and dropped off the back. I figured I<br />

had had a great run for my money and<br />

would slog out the last 25k on my own.<br />

I was so pleased and surprised when<br />

I found the whole group waiting for<br />

me on a bench at the next information point.<br />

They kindly offered me dried apricots and to<br />

slow the pace down and shield me from the<br />

wind for the next leg. I felt guilty as they owed<br />

me nothing. I hadn't been in their plan and I<br />

certainly hadn't done much leading the way and<br />

any sociability I once had was gone – I was now<br />

just a silent passenger with nothing to offer. So I<br />

declined and wished them well with the last few<br />

kilometres.<br />

As they set off I changed my mind jumped<br />

back on the bike and raced to get in their wind<br />

shadow. I lasted with them until Pershore when<br />

I finally did give up and wave them on their<br />

way. I rested, walked a little and pushed my bike<br />

up the last few hills, finally arriving back at the<br />

control some 11 hours after setting out and well<br />

within the time limit. I found Dave, Judith, Pete<br />

and Martin in the village hall claiming they had<br />

only arrived 10 minutes before me – but I know<br />

they were just being kind.<br />

It does feel good to achieve and I know that<br />

the next few car journeys I will bore all my<br />

passengers as I tell them how far we have driven<br />

and how I have ridden x miles further than that.<br />

It was great to meet new, interesting and kind<br />

people. And as ever I admire the organisers who<br />

spend time planning and preparing a seamlessly<br />

good event and have a village hall full of helpers<br />

for over 14 hours.<br />

202 kilometres and total climbing of 2189<br />

metres, I would never have believed I could get<br />

this far, now I don't know how far I will go! ◆<br />

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THE NATIONAL 400<br />

26 & 27 July <strong>2014</strong><br />

This was a beautifully planned ride,<br />

organised by VC167 on behalf of<br />

Audax UK and taking in a huge<br />

swathe of the North of England<br />

between the east and west coasts.<br />

Starting just south of Stockton-on-Tees, it took<br />

us almost to the Solway Firth before returning<br />

via roads used in such classics as The Old 240<br />

and London–Edinburgh–London. I've ridden the<br />

former and helped on the latter. I've lived near<br />

Rochdale a long time but I was born in Stockton,<br />

and at the western extremity of the route I<br />

would be only a few miles from a town I had<br />

worked in for a couple of years. In between lies<br />

a huge chunk of paradise, spanning the historic<br />

counties of Yorkshire, Westmorland, Cumberland,<br />

Northumberland and Durham. Another huge<br />

incentive was that I was certain to meet so<br />

many friends, because VC167 may be based in<br />

the north-east but its tentacles slither all over<br />

the North and I know many of their riders, who<br />

would be running the controls. I also expected to<br />

meet quite a few riders from around the country,<br />

as I imagined a large turnout for such a flagship<br />

event.<br />

So, all in all, it was with great anticipation that I<br />

went with Brother Trev to the All Saints Academy<br />

base in Ingleby Barwick the evening before the<br />

ride, to encounter the only disappointment of the<br />

whole experience: there were only about sixty<br />

riders slated to start. No doubt others will hold<br />

an inquest, but I can tell you now that those who<br />

missed it missed a real Blue Riband event.<br />

It's always nice to meet friends at the start but<br />

it was especially good to see Chris Smith with<br />

a huge smile on his face, after his recent heart<br />

scare. (He had passed out in a remote Yorkshire<br />

inn after being told the price of a pint.) Nigel Hall<br />

and Andy Clarkson, who had done so much to<br />

stage the event, were on hand to greet people<br />

and sort out the arrangements for those staying<br />

overnight. There soon accrued a great mixture<br />

Garsdale<br />

Peter Bond<br />

of machines, including a Moulton, a Pashley, a<br />

recumbent and a tandem trike. After a couple of<br />

hours chat, Trev and I went to his house for the<br />

night.<br />

The morning brought baking sunshine and<br />

more acquaintances, before we rolled out<br />

along the shady cycle path, which hid the town<br />

of Ingleby Barwick from view. I'd ridden from<br />

here last year on one of Graeme Holdsworth's<br />

excellent rides, when I'd been shocked by the<br />

expansion. When I was a boy, Ingleby had been<br />

about four houses right out in the wilds. Now<br />

it rivals Milton Keynes in both size and soul.<br />

Nevertheless, in just over a mile the cycle path<br />

delivered us abruptly into the countryside and I<br />

felt the ride-proper begin.<br />

This part of North Yorkshire is littered with<br />

classic villages with the greens, beer and warm<br />

nurses of John Major's Merrie Englande. Hutton<br />

Rudby is a good example; East Rounton, too. With<br />

a 10am start, the day was already cooking up<br />

nicely as we rode past field after field of golden<br />

geometry, huge rolls of straw for winter fodder.<br />

The verges were wonderful and full of flowering<br />

hogweed and thistle, blue geranium and ragwort.<br />

I've never heard so many yellowhammers.<br />

It took me a while to work my way to the back<br />

of the field and I still hadn't quite managed it<br />

by the time I reached Northallerton, which is a<br />

town that speaks to me of the great days of coach<br />

travel – even stage coach travel – with its wide<br />

high street and many inns. Before long, Nigel<br />

Laws came up to me; he'd been having some<br />

trouble with his computer and had stopped to<br />

correct it. We chatted briefly before he powered<br />

up the road. We were to meet again later.<br />

South of Northallerton, we took the hallowed<br />

A167, which has the rare distinction of being<br />

named after a cycling club. This is a fast but, at<br />

the weekend, lightly-trafficked road, sandwiched<br />

as it is between the A1(M) and the A19. There are<br />

some unexpected sights on it, such as The Crab<br />

and Lobster, festooned in creels and nets and<br />

about as far from the sea as you can imagine.<br />

Beyond Sandhutton at the crossroads with the<br />

A61, the old inn known as The Busby Stoop is<br />

now an Indian restaurant. I'm all in favour of this<br />

kind of rescue of defunct businesses but I wish<br />

they could have kept the name because of its<br />

attendant legend and the fact that the crossroads<br />

is actually designated as Busby Stoop on the<br />

maps. I won't go into the legend here as I've so<br />

many other irrelevances to wedge in.<br />

After a little dog-leg to Cundall, presumably to<br />

make up distance, we arrived at the first control<br />

in Ripon. This is an ancient place, where they still<br />

blow a curfew horn every evening. The cathedral<br />

is almost bigger than the rest of the town put<br />

together and yet the lumpy, narrow nature of<br />

the streets means that you catch a glimpse of it<br />

then it disappears. Our rendezvous was the Spa<br />

Gardens where there is a grand old Victorian<br />

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swimming baths. Outside the café, riders were<br />

sprawled across the lawn and Keith and Ann<br />

Benton stamped cards and offered cakes and<br />

rolls. I'm sure the priority for all of us was filling<br />

our bottles.<br />

Even after twenty-or-so minutes rest and<br />

chat, I was still well up on my schedule. My<br />

computer won't run to 24 hours so I was relying<br />

on my watch. I only use a computer to help with<br />

distances between turns but there is always the<br />

tendency to check everything else while you're at<br />

it. Not having one was incredibly liberating.<br />

It had been a flat, fast 70 kilometres but<br />

things were to change gradually on leaving<br />

Ripon. Having thus far flirted with the Tees and<br />

skirted the Swale, we would now follow the Ure<br />

for many miles. Essentially, what we did was<br />

ride the main road from Ripon to Sedbergh,<br />

which is on the west of the Pennines. The first<br />

section, to Leyburn, took us<br />

north-west past so many<br />

landmarks that it could be<br />

a heritage trail on its own.<br />

First we passed through<br />

North Stainley, where there<br />

is an old lock-up with a conical roof. Then came<br />

West Tanfield, with its famous Marmion Tower,<br />

sadly not connected to Scott's poem of the same<br />

name. The view from the Ure Bridge is one of<br />

the most English I've ever come across and Rich<br />

and Paul passed me here as I took a picture. Next<br />

was Masham with its warring breweries united<br />

for the Tour de France. On a bend on the road in<br />

Ellington there is a classic soldier's return cottage<br />

with roses round the window. Soon after, the<br />

ruins of Jervaulx Abbey appear on the right-hand<br />

side. In Middleham, once the seat of the Norman<br />

Neville family and in particular of Warwick the<br />

King-maker, there is a pub named after its most<br />

famous resident. The Richard III had the inevitable<br />

bike hoisted on its ivied front and I found myself<br />

saying, “A bike, a bike, my kingdom for a bike!”.<br />

It's ironic that such a keen cyclist should have<br />

been buried under a car-park – in Leicester. If he'd<br />

stayed where he was, Richard would have had no<br />

trouble getting hold of a horse as Middleham has<br />

been training racehorses since before Jervaulx<br />

was dissolved. In fact, it's thought the monks<br />

started it, so no surprises there.<br />

Turning west, and bypassing Leyburn, I came<br />

to Aysgarth. Our route missed the wonderful<br />

falls but not the quaint AA box on the outskirts.<br />

Passing through Bainbridge, another town where<br />

they blow a horn, it was noticeable that the wind<br />

was increasing, though nothing like the howler<br />

Aysgarth AA Box<br />

“…the Sultana<br />

of Smile and the<br />

Countess of Cake…”<br />

that frequently whips through Wensleydale.<br />

The heat continued to rise and I fought my<br />

impatience as I waited ten minutes to be served<br />

with water in the Spar in Hawes. People were<br />

queueing around two aisles – it is always like that<br />

and has been for about twenty years. Ditch the<br />

alcohol and put another till in!<br />

Stocked up, I continued west, finally leaving<br />

the Ure at Garsdale Head, where the river turns<br />

north at The Moorcock to accompany the<br />

Settle–Carlisle line and the Mallerstang Common<br />

road to Kirkby Stephen. After a quick fix of<br />

railway architecture, I was on the last few miles<br />

to Sedbergh, ready for a break but thoroughly<br />

enjoying the isolation of Garsdale, where the<br />

road roller-coasts alongside the beck, passing<br />

only the odd barn, a lonely church and a council<br />

road-mending yard – for use in leap-years only.<br />

Close by to the right loomed the huge pyramids<br />

of Baugh Fell and the<br />

Howgills. I saw my first<br />

harebells just as I came<br />

up to Andy Cox of Cardiff<br />

Byways on the Moulton. His<br />

huge chainwheel (oo-er,<br />

missus) had me musing on the driving wheels of<br />

passenger engines as opposed to freight engines.<br />

I'll leave that one with you as I pull into Sedbergh.<br />

The control in Sedbergh (153k) was through<br />

the town and I missed it. I was halfway up the hill<br />

on Howgill Lane before some kind people put<br />

me right and I rolled back to find the inestimable<br />

Lindsay Clayton and Kat Chandler girling the<br />

control. Lindsay is the Sultana of Smile and Kat<br />

the Countess of Cake, and there was also soup<br />

and a great risotto. Steve Bateman was presiding<br />

and his guide dog had a whale of a time licking<br />

the salt off everyone's legs as they collected<br />

food. Lindsay's children were also delightful and<br />

worked their passage. It's as well I was still feeling<br />

good or I could easily have settled in for a cosy<br />

evening and got the train back!<br />

Fortified (actually, I'm a bit older than that), I<br />

hauled myself back up the hill. As I passed the<br />

garden where the kind people sat, they waved,<br />

laughing as I called out “Howgill Lane, so nice I<br />

climbed it twice!” It was good to be alive. And<br />

it was to get gooder (Otis Redding Dictionary<br />

Of Soul – all stand, please). There are no boring<br />

bits on this ride at all – not one. But this section<br />

to Penrith was my favourite, or goodest. I've<br />

never cycled this road before, which always<br />

adds attraction. It was a hilly, narrow and laney<br />

route north to Penrith, passing through the<br />

Shakespearean town of Tebay (“Tebay, or not<br />

Hawes<br />

Tebay”) and Shap. It is a<br />

geographer's delight: when you are on the tops<br />

you can see the M6 and the West Coast main<br />

line far below you and at one stage I could make<br />

out Red Screes above the Kirkstone Pass. Early in<br />

this passage, Mike Thompson came up on fixed.<br />

Normally, he would have been miles ahead by<br />

now but as he said later, “I've paid me £30, I'm<br />

going to enjoy it!”. He's a great bike-handler and<br />

to see him descending at speed whilst adjusting<br />

his saddlebag was impressive.<br />

Soon I was on my own again. Those of you who<br />

travel up the M6 will have noticed the section<br />

south of Penrith where the carriageways split; for<br />

a short space we rode between them, which was<br />

quirky. Joining the A6, I rode into Shap. This town<br />

featured frequently in news reports of years ago<br />

when the snow stranded motorists most winters.<br />

It was very benign this evening in the sunshine<br />

as I did calculations about food. There were more<br />

controls to come where I could get a meal but<br />

further supplies would be difficult overnight.<br />

I called in at the Co-op in Shap and raided the<br />

banana supply.<br />

I wasn't long underway when two riders from<br />

Alnwick passed. They were riding two-abreast on<br />

a very wide road when a chav passed and blared<br />

his horn at them. There was nothing coming<br />

the other way and loads of room to overtake.<br />

After passing, the driver stuck his arm out of the<br />

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Spa Gardens and Keith and Ann Benton<br />

window to gesture, presumably steering with his<br />

knees as I'm pretty sure what he was doing with<br />

the other hand. This was the only example of<br />

poor driving I saw on the whole ride, perhaps an<br />

indication that we were approaching the scallyalley<br />

of Penrith.<br />

Penrith is an odd town<br />

Lock-up, North Stainley<br />

“These demolitions<br />

give an idea of the<br />

respect demanded<br />

by this short<br />

section of pavé”<br />

with an ancient history but<br />

modern problems. Locals<br />

call it brown town, after the<br />

marijuana, rather than the<br />

red sandstone used in many<br />

of the old buildings. This<br />

material looks magnificent<br />

if it is clean and maintained but in the run-down<br />

streets covered in grime it can be really quite<br />

depressing. It's a shame, because there is some<br />

fine architecture, where it hasn't succumbed<br />

to the slaughter of the road-builders. I missed<br />

my way in the confusion but a fleeing teenager<br />

answered my enquiry on the run and was spot<br />

on. If I hadn't gone wrong, I wouldn't have seen<br />

the old castle ruin but I was still pleased to get<br />

out of town. It was a bit like leaving Dodge City,<br />

though I'm sure that's unfair to people whose<br />

home it is.<br />

It was an eerie experience as I turned off the<br />

A6 towards west Cumberland. I was now on a<br />

road I had last travelled 40 years ago on my way<br />

to teach in Wigton. As soon as you make the turn<br />

there is a sign warning of a steep descent and<br />

subsequent climb ten miles ahead. Such an early<br />

warning must strike fear into many but I was well<br />

aware of this, having only just made it on several<br />

occasions on an old motor-bike and side-car.<br />

More concerning was the arrival of the rain. This<br />

had been forecast but only as showers. What<br />

we got was a downpour which went straight<br />

through my “waterproof” to the skin. My mood<br />

plummeted as I ploughed along the glassy road<br />

in the worsening light.<br />

I had dry clothes with<br />

me but if this were to<br />

continue, without an<br />

effective waterproof,<br />

I was going to suffer<br />

badly on the descent<br />

of Yad Moss. It helped<br />

that Nigel came up at<br />

this point and we rode<br />

on together, both of us<br />

skidding on the 1-in-6 up<br />

from the River Caldew.<br />

Further along this river<br />

is Caldbeck, of John Peel<br />

fame.<br />

Like a couple of shotup<br />

bombers, we limped<br />

to the safety of Rosley Village Hall (237k). Well,<br />

you'd think we had swum the Atlantic judging<br />

from the reception we got from Rob, Denise,<br />

Graeme, Conrad and others. A three-course<br />

meal and a set of dry clothes later, I was ready for<br />

leaving. Not so Rich and Paul, who were going to<br />

wait out the rain. However,<br />

it had slackened appreciably<br />

and my non-waterproof had<br />

dried out in the warmth of<br />

the welcome, so I wanted to<br />

chance it and left in a group<br />

that included Nigel, Bob<br />

Johnson, Tracy and Gordon<br />

from VC167, Chris from Bradford and old friend Ian<br />

Ryall. It was almost 11pm.<br />

We soon lost Ian as he went the right way and<br />

we missed a turn. Nigel successfully predicted a<br />

correction and we had a good blast through the<br />

dark and drizzle towards Brampton, where we<br />

briefly saw Ian again. We had also collected Mark<br />

along the way. My mood was rising all the time:<br />

we were making good speed and as we turned to<br />

follow the South Tyne, near Brampton, we were<br />

finally facing the right way, approaching the great<br />

crossing of County Durham and the astonishing<br />

descent of Teesdale. In what seemed no time at<br />

all and after seeing “lampers” up on the hillside<br />

near Knarsdale, we reached the Slaggyford stop<br />

(290k). Here was more hot food, light and heat<br />

and excellent companionship. Julian, Graeme<br />

McCulloch, Damon and Heather were ministering<br />

to us along with Mike Wigley, Chris Boulton and<br />

several others. Another excellent control. I was<br />

definitely considering having a sleep here, in spite<br />

of it being against my<br />

plan. I could have seen<br />

whether or not I would<br />

find it easy to get going<br />

after a couple of hours<br />

off, so it would still have<br />

been good experience.<br />

However, in the end, I<br />

was too nervous about<br />

getting round in time<br />

so decided to push on.<br />

In some ways, I wish I<br />

had stopped because I<br />

would then have seen<br />

Yad Moss in the daylight,<br />

though it wouldn't have<br />

been as spectacular<br />

as it could have been<br />

because of the clouds.<br />

For a brief time there were tantalising views<br />

of stars and planets as we left Slaggyford<br />

and the temperature had dropped, or had<br />

seemed to after our cosy stop. However, I soon<br />

warmed up on the few miles to Alston, which<br />

is a fascinating place. Vaunted as the highest<br />

market town in England it has many interesting<br />

buildings, including a gothic sort of town hall. Its<br />

population has dwindled to about 1200 from the<br />

6000 who lived there in its heyday as a centre of<br />

lead-mining. But for cyclists the most significant<br />

thing about Alston is the steep cobbled main<br />

street. On the bend halfway up is a market cross<br />

of the enclosure type, such as is found in Kirkby<br />

Lonsdale and Barnard Castle. The current one is<br />

a replacement for one destroyed by a lorry in the<br />

1980s. That in its turn was a replacement for the<br />

original which was also destroyed by a lorry a year<br />

or two earlier. These demolitions give an idea of<br />

the respect demanded by this short section of<br />

pavé. As it turned out, athough the rain had made<br />

things greasy, we made a successful assault and<br />

Sedbergh control<br />

settled in to cross the fabled Yad Moss.<br />

This seemed longer than I remembered, then<br />

I realised that whenever I've done it before I've<br />

come in to Alston off Hartside to the west, when<br />

the town is at the end of a tremendous descent.<br />

This time we'd really started the ascent back near<br />

Brampton, which, as Bob Johnson had pointed<br />

out encouragingly, is pretty much at sea-level.<br />

From the north, Yad Moss isn't an unbroken<br />

climb and there is at least one lovely sweeping<br />

descent with a sharp bend in it. I kept waiting for<br />

the steep rise that marked the completion of the<br />

ascent but it never really happened. I think this<br />

may have been due to the effect of bunch riding<br />

and also the fact that I'd had several good meals<br />

en route, in addition to my “something every<br />

hour” routine.<br />

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RANDONNEE<br />

Barnard Castle<br />

For those who don't know Yad Moss, the road<br />

reaches very nearly 2000 feet and there are snow<br />

poles to remind you that in a hard winter this<br />

is an extremely inhospitable place. However,<br />

we had a warm, overcast crossing and after an<br />

abortive attempt to get a group photo at the<br />

Prince Bishops sign on the County Durham<br />

border we hurled ourselves off the top, over the<br />

cattle grid, which was greasy and nearly did for<br />

me. Even in the dark, this is magnificent country.<br />

As the cloud fought<br />

the dawn, the ghostly<br />

white farmhouses and<br />

newly shaved fields<br />

gradually re-modelled<br />

the landscape from the<br />

dark cardboard cutout<br />

that we had climbed through.<br />

Gordon was dropping like a stone and we were<br />

strung out like a skein of red beads down the<br />

hillside. On we flew, through Forest in Teesdale.<br />

The picturesque hamlet of Langdon Beck, with<br />

its church and inn, gave us a rare opportunity for<br />

cornering. Not long after this, the swoosh of our<br />

tyres was swallowed up by the roar of High Force,<br />

the fifty foot high waterfall where the Tees drops<br />

over an exposed section of the Whin Sill bassalt.<br />

Unfortunately we had no moon to reveal the<br />

river glinting below us through the trees. A few<br />

minutes later we were in Middleton-in-Teesdale,<br />

another town which owes its expansion to the<br />

philanthropy of the London Lead Company, a<br />

Spa Gardens<br />

“a Convenience of Power –<br />

absorbs heat on a warm<br />

day and dispenses it during<br />

the night to needy cyclists”<br />

Jervaulx Abbey<br />

Quaker enterprise. In the whole crossing we saw<br />

one car. I remember wondering who would be<br />

crazy enough to be out on this road in the middle<br />

of the night (answers in the audax results table).<br />

At Gordon's suggestion, we took the easterly<br />

route to Barnard Castle, so we kept straight on<br />

down the main street, where I was to make a<br />

happy discovery. Middleton has what I call a<br />

Convenience of Power – a 24-hour public toilet<br />

which absorbs heat on a warm day and dispenses<br />

it free of charge during<br />

the night to needy<br />

cyclists. It hadn't been<br />

a cold night but the<br />

long descent had<br />

chilled my fingers so<br />

it was a happy man<br />

who discovered the electric hand drier. I also<br />

discovered a Slaggyford cheese sandwich in my<br />

pocket, thus avoiding yet another banana.<br />

Our alternative route to Barnard Castle<br />

was straight and true but not without its hills.<br />

(Sages of past LELs talk about it being downhill<br />

all the way to Barnard Castle but they are not<br />

sage, neither know they their onions.) But the<br />

road was grand and deserted as we rode the<br />

switchback into the ancient town, where we took<br />

five minutes break while Chris had an instant<br />

sleep, an ability I wish I had. There were low<br />

mutterings from Nigel about the cobbles up to<br />

the Buttermarket Cross. I don't know what he<br />

was worrying about: we'd all got up at Alston and<br />

Nigel in particular had pulverised the cobbles into<br />

volcanic ash. He needn't have worried because<br />

Gordon took us along a back route which missed<br />

them altogether. I now realise that it missed the<br />

castle, too! I, at least, have seen that massive,<br />

atmospheric ruin many times.<br />

We were soon leaving the town past the<br />

Bowes Museum, a huge edifice in the style of<br />

a French chateau. Built in the 19th century to<br />

house an art collection, it is in Barnard Castle by<br />

accident – it had been intended by John Bowes<br />

and his wife to be built in Calais, but France was<br />

too volatile at the time. Then it was back out into<br />

the countryside for the remaining few miles to<br />

the final checkpoint at Aldbrough St John. On<br />

the way, we crossed the beautiful Tees by the<br />

iron suspension bridge at Whorlton – magical<br />

spot. Climbing away from the noble river, our<br />

route was now along quiet lanes through fields<br />

in which the contractors were already at work so<br />

soon after dawn. The heat was coming back to<br />

the air and I was feeling great. A bike is a weapon<br />

of mass satisfaction and long-distance cycling is<br />

its perfect theatre of operation.<br />

As we pulled into the Aldbrough village hall<br />

(371k), it was apparent that we hadn't been the<br />

only people winging through the night. Steve,<br />

Lindsay and Kat and the rest of the team who had<br />

served us so well at Sedbergh were dishing up<br />

breakfast at Aldbrough, too. After some excellent<br />

meals at the earlier controls, I opted for traditional<br />

beans on toast, which was ready almost before I<br />

had sat down. This level of catering and support<br />

isn't possible on most long rides but I can't<br />

over-emphasise how it enabled me to soak<br />

up the atmosphere of the event and keep my<br />

concentration. On some other long events, I've<br />

lost so much time to poor thinking because of<br />

being light-headed, or from the sheer effort of<br />

collecting and forcing down unappetising bars of<br />

this and that.<br />

While I was enjoying my breakfast and chatting<br />

to the volunteers and other riders, including Rich<br />

and Paul, who'd been leap-frogging me since the<br />

start, Chris had taken another nap. It seemed a<br />

shame to wake him but it felt right for us to ride<br />

together to the finish, after being together since<br />

Rosley.<br />

I'd had my doubts that we could do the last<br />

35 kilometres in an hour and a half but Gordon's<br />

prediction was spot-on. In fact, riding the last<br />

half of the route in a group may have saved me<br />

a couple of hours. I'm used to riding on my own<br />

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and don't mind it at all, but the night's riding<br />

had been great fun. We never ran a pace line or<br />

chain-gang because there was no real need to<br />

take turns into the wind, as it was behind us. We<br />

were just an amorphous group, chatting now to<br />

this one, now to that. Apart from a niggle with<br />

Nigel's map-holder towards the end, we didn't<br />

have a single problem with the bikes. The last few<br />

miles felt like a lap of honour. True, there was the<br />

little matter of the chevron climb up Leven Bank<br />

but I was prepared for that. This was another<br />

hill I'd struggled up on a motorbike aeons ago,<br />

but the authorities have softened it by putting<br />

a decent surface on it. It did string us out a bit<br />

but we re-grouped at the top by The Fox Covert<br />

before rolling into Ingleby Barwick with plenty of<br />

time to spare.<br />

At the arriveé, as at Aldbrough, there were<br />

volunteers putting in a second shift. We'd last<br />

seen Denise Noha at Rosley Village Hall, where<br />

she was very kind to drowned rats and here<br />

she was stamping our cards, along with Andy<br />

and Dean. Rich and Paul had finished before<br />

us and over the next hour or so we sat around<br />

with drinks and reminisced. All of us were full of<br />

admiration for the work that goes into making<br />

such an event, from the route-planning, through<br />

organising the halls and volunteers, to the<br />

cooking and serving. There were several people<br />

working in kitchens I didn't get to see and they<br />

did a wonderful job. We riders may have been up<br />

all night and covered 250 miles of rugged territory<br />

but we definitely had the easier time of it. I was<br />

doubly fortunate in that I had ridden across<br />

country I know and love and I was looked after<br />

by people I know and love and with whom I have<br />

often ridden. I hope riders who were “off-comers”<br />

enjoyed their experience as much as I did.<br />

With a level of support that is unusual in<br />

the general run of audaxes, the National is a<br />

special event. As such, people have said that<br />

it is ideal for first-timers at the distance. Whilst<br />

this is undoubtedly true, I don't think I saw this<br />

mentioned in the publicity – or did I just miss<br />

it? A bigger emphasis on this aspect might have<br />

boosted the numbers but there are so many<br />

factors to consider that it probably just comes<br />

down to chance in the end.<br />

On a personal level the ride went very well for<br />

me. Apart from a gloomy spell in the rain, when I<br />

had visions of wind-chill on descents forcing me<br />

out as had happened once before, everything<br />

went according to plan. My determination to<br />

eat something every hour (in addition to the<br />

superb cooked meals) meant that I never felt the<br />

slightest bit under-powered or hungry. These<br />

snacks were either fruit biscuit-type things or<br />

bananas – apologies to anyone who tried to buy<br />

bananas after I'd been through Shap! I definitely<br />

need Lindsay's recipe for cheese scones. I'd had<br />

two schedules roughed out on my routesheet,<br />

and I finished exactly between the two. I'd have<br />

been slower without the group riding but faster<br />

without the extended control stops. But then,<br />

maybe I wouldn't – perhaps the breaks are<br />

important for staying strong? I don't suppose you<br />

ever stop learning.<br />

I'm so impressed by this route that I'm thinking<br />

of turning it into a DIY. The trick will be to<br />

persuade those lovely VC167 people to run the<br />

controls again!<br />

◆<br />

Momma Trumps<br />

Big Bertha<br />

David Matthews<br />

The weather forecast for the “Momma”<br />

rides was truly horrendous yet again this<br />

year, as the remnants of Hurricane Bertha<br />

swept in from the Atlantic.<br />

The weather during the early hours was truly<br />

horrible with pouring rain and strong west<br />

winds. One could only feel for the stalwarts<br />

riding Windsor-Chester-Windsor 600k who<br />

returned from the Chester control during the<br />

night in dreadful conditions (and thanks to<br />

the people from C&NW CTC who stayed at the<br />

control until 03:00 helping to feed and reenergise<br />

the riders).<br />

The car park at Old Ma’s cafe was open from<br />

07:15, ably staffed by Glennys Hammond who<br />

endured a 3 hour soaking ensuring that riders’<br />

cars were tidily parked behind the barn.<br />

The one redeeming feature of the weather<br />

forecast was that it predicted clearance from the<br />

west during the day. So the riders on the 200k<br />

and 130k headed out into a big headwind and<br />

big rain to Chirk where their easterly heading<br />

coincided with better weather from the west.<br />

So after Chirk, where the climbing starts, the<br />

conditions relaxed to reasonable. Once riders<br />

turned for home at Llanarmon-yn-lal, following<br />

the hilly centre sections of the rides, they were<br />

rewarded with dry weather and a tremendous<br />

tailwind.<br />

We use the pub at Llanfynydd as an important<br />

last control and feeding station, prior to the<br />

ascent of Hope Mountain and the last 30k home.<br />

Unfortunately, and without informing your<br />

organiser, the pub was shut at the last minute<br />

due to an electrical fault. This is not much of<br />

a problem on the 130k as the riders are well<br />

fuelled after the control at the Ponderosa cafe.<br />

However it is important for the 200k riders who<br />

last ate at Bala. It is a tribute to the riders that<br />

they were all very understanding and managed<br />

to find some food stops in Hope (geographically<br />

and metaphorically), following their descent<br />

from the mountain.<br />

We had a number of DNS riders due to the<br />

forecast conditions on the 130k and 50k rides<br />

– but as at Corwen recently the 200k riders are<br />

made of stern stuff and most turned up in spite<br />

of the weather forecast. One rider slid off on<br />

high quality Welsh cow sh*t outside a farm early<br />

in the ride and returned to Old Ma’s (with just a<br />

grazed arm to show for it) – otherwise everyone<br />

finished a memorable ride.<br />

In spite of the weather in the morning<br />

everyone seemed to have a good time and we<br />

got lots of good feedback as to the quality of the<br />

routes and scenery at the finish.<br />

Rides to be on Sunday August 9 in 2015. Let’s<br />

hope for better weather next time.<br />

50km group photo<br />

The 100km group<br />

and the 200km…<br />

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AUDAXING<br />

Learning the 3Rs<br />

Reading, Riding and Repairing<br />

Dave Morrison's first year<br />

Audax school report.<br />

The education system has its critics<br />

and, perhaps, education has<br />

helped make itself an easy target<br />

by embracing a flagship slogan<br />

entitled ‘the 3Rs’ which it turns out,<br />

inappropriately, stands for ‘Reading, Writing<br />

and Arithmetic’. In my short career as a teacher<br />

some years back, I subscribed to the view that<br />

learning is, indeed, all about the 3Rs, although<br />

I prescribed - ‘Repetition, Repetition and<br />

Repetition’. In fact repetition with the Rs is in my<br />

blood having repeatedly invested in QPR season<br />

tickets for most of my life. In West London it's<br />

common to hear cries of ‘You Rs’ when QPR fans<br />

greet one another, but never mind ‘You Rs’, <strong>2014</strong><br />

was all about ‘new Rs’ for me.<br />

Yes, I discovered Audax in <strong>2014</strong>, well actually<br />

it was the end of 2013, and soon found myself<br />

studying Audax's fundamental 3Rs: ‘Reading,<br />

Riding and Repairing’. As adult education<br />

courses go, this involved a learning curve steep<br />

enough to warrant an AAA medal if you ask me!<br />

Enrolment<br />

It all started in December 2013 when I decided<br />

I'd go and find out what this Audax lark was all<br />

about. To be honest, I liked sportives because<br />

the navigation was easy, Audax did not appeal<br />

to me at all. Getting a Brevet Card completed<br />

seemed a bit of a faff, I'd only ever done it once<br />

before, for the Cingles du Mont Ventoux (all 3<br />

ascents in one day) which involved a pâtissière<br />

in Sault keeping me waiting whilst they hunted<br />

down their rubber stamp. Riding in the dark<br />

during winter didn't exactly have the allure of a<br />

holiday brochure either.<br />

But there was an Audax starting in Hillingdon,<br />

nearly on my doorstep, so I tried it out. I<br />

splashed out on nice front and rear lights,<br />

turned up and rode. The first few miles were<br />

easy, I just followed everyone else, the route<br />

was in my bike computer and somewhere in my<br />

back pocket was a route sheet of odd looking<br />

instructions. Starting in the dark on main roads<br />

in the morning was fine, but I made a pig's<br />

ear of spotting info controls and had to track<br />

back or ask other riders. I soon discovered that<br />

asking Sunday morning churchgoers wasn't very<br />

productive as I was directed all over the place in<br />

search of non-existent war memorials, benches<br />

and post boxes. Perhaps they were punishing<br />

me for using my Sundays for non-religious<br />

purposes? Although some might argue that<br />

Audax is, perhaps, a religion? Notwithstanding,<br />

I absolutely hated the narrow hilly lanes in<br />

the dark near the end. My front light dazzled<br />

oncoming traffic but the beam wasn't wide<br />

enough to properly light the road, or should I<br />

say potholes. I hated the last few miles with a<br />

passion and, on returning home, confidently<br />

informed my wife, in no uncertain terms, that<br />

this was the first and last Audax I'd ever do,<br />

interspersed with some language usually<br />

reserved for bad refereeing decisions.<br />

Being a man of principle, of course I did<br />

another Audax in January. To be fair, the logic<br />

was that I was doing the Tour of Flanders<br />

sportive in early April so was<br />

looking for some hilly rides to train<br />

on and Hailsham had a couple of<br />

AAA friendly (or should that be<br />

unfriendly?) Audaxes in January<br />

and February which looked ideal.<br />

On top of that there was another<br />

Audax in March starting in Ruislip,<br />

where I live, so in character with my<br />

football allegiance I felt duty bound<br />

to support the locals. So that was three Audaxes<br />

already entered since my pledge to boycott<br />

them.<br />

R1<br />

Reading<br />

One of my first challenges was learning<br />

to read routesheets. Initially I thought that<br />

routesheets would baffle even the most talented<br />

of WW2 codebreakers from Bletchley Park but<br />

after a few rides I finally began to<br />

be able to decipher these coded<br />

messages, well some of the time at<br />

least. ‘SOX’, sounded like a baseball<br />

team to me; ‘L$’ seemed like it was<br />

denoting the currency of a toll road;<br />

‘R@Tri’ made me wonder if I needed<br />

to run and swim part of the course;<br />

and ‘1E(SA)RBT’ must be an internet<br />

password surely? Was ‘3rdR’, perhaps<br />

‘arithmetic’; and ‘rhs’ is the Royal<br />

Horticultural Society, right? ‘IMM’<br />

sounded like a financial organisation;<br />

MRAB are probably the letters its<br />

members put after their names; and<br />

‘stgd X’ was something I'd expect to<br />

see at the end of a text or an email telling me to<br />

‘stay good’. As for ‘EFF SO’, that would probably<br />

be my response to someone offering me tickets<br />

for a Chelsea match. FYI, TBH I wasn't finding it<br />

EZ.<br />

My early rides were littered with navigational<br />

errors, although how painful they were usually<br />

correlated to whether or not GPS swiftly alerted<br />

me that I'd gone off route. The one that hurt<br />

most was a (GPS free) Permanent in Italy. I had<br />

gone to Bormio to ride the Gran Fondo Stelvio<br />

and noticed that there was a Permanent Ride<br />

incorporating the traditional Mortirolo ascent<br />

and the Gavia. As the Gran Fondo went up the<br />

new (steeper) Mortirolo ascent used in the 2012<br />

Giro d'Italia I could compare the two if I did this<br />

Audax. The simple bit of the instructions was to<br />

follow the valley from Bormio down to the foot<br />

“SOX”<br />

sounded<br />

like a<br />

baseball<br />

team<br />

to me<br />

of the Mortirolo. Unfortunately, what should<br />

have been a straightforward downhill saunter<br />

ended up with me riding a few unnecessary<br />

ascents, finding myself in a long unlit disused<br />

tunnel without lights and carrying my bike over<br />

rocks where the old road had been demolished<br />

to stop traffic using it. If you've been there,<br />

you'll wonder how this mistake could possibly<br />

be made, but I took one turn too<br />

early and the error got compounded.<br />

It all seemed so simple when I did<br />

the valley again two days later in<br />

the Gran Fondo. After this fiasco<br />

there were the proper climbs, Lance<br />

Armstrong described the Mortirolo<br />

as the hardest climb he'd ever done.<br />

Unlike some other claims he may have<br />

made, here I think he may have a case.<br />

Several feet of snow and a dodgy unfenced road<br />

made the Gavia quite interesting too!<br />

Overall though, my routesheet reading<br />

improved and Permanents, without other riders<br />

to consult or follow, certainly helped force the<br />

learning. Inevitably things went wrong, but the<br />

glitch that frustrated me the most was the shop<br />

whose till had the wrong time setting at the<br />

end of my first Perm. Only when I got home did<br />

I read the till receipt and notice that, according<br />

Mont Ventoux<br />

to what was printed, I'd exceeded the time<br />

limit! Thank goodness for my GPS record, which<br />

proved otherwise. Lesson to be learned: read<br />

the receipts whilst still in the shop! Oh yeah, and<br />

buy something you might actually need, rather<br />

than £1.99 nail clippers from a chemist (which<br />

remain unused), should have gone for some<br />

Deep Heat or some other kind of performance<br />

enhancing potion – what was I thinking?<br />

The trouble is, I only partially learned these<br />

particular lessons, thereafter I looked at the first<br />

and final receipts to check the time limit, but<br />

actually, some of the intermediate ones have<br />

been wrong too. If only I could covert these<br />

to Strava segments, 20km in 5 minutes would<br />

be hard to beat! I also have a load of uneaten<br />

chocolate bars in my fridge that somehow<br />

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AAA Milne Perm comfort Stop<br />

despite the plan to munch them en route.<br />

Perhaps I could claim that the nail clippers were<br />

a confectionery wrapper opening tool and<br />

combine them as a gift set for Christmas?<br />

R2<br />

Riding<br />

Being a keen sportive rider, a decent time<br />

was part of the challenge. I've never been<br />

particularly fast, but slowing down to read road<br />

signs and decipher the routesheet was counter<br />

intuitive. I had to accept that navigation, buying<br />

stuff I didn't need solely in order to obtain<br />

receipts, plus the inevitable errors and back<br />

tracking required a change of mentality. During<br />

sportives I only ever stopped to fill water bottles,<br />

and on some never even stopped at all. Sitting<br />

down at a cafe was totally alien to me. But I<br />

A Bad Hand - No Cycling!<br />

finally accepted this on my first 400, the Severn<br />

Across.<br />

I had, inevitably, taken a wrong turn and<br />

on returning to the route found myself riding<br />

alongside Andy Terry, who seemed to have a<br />

lot of good advice to impart and I thank him<br />

immensely as my most influential tutor to date. I<br />

learned that I needed a dynamo and a different<br />

light, I learned to stop and refuel properly and<br />

was in awe of his planning, map reading and<br />

night riding....especially when my GPS conked<br />

out!<br />

He taught me the value of cutting the<br />

routesheet into segments and laminating it.<br />

He also taught me the value of looking at the<br />

route prior to the event. Naturally, this backfired<br />

on me when I looked at the internet the night<br />

before another event only to find out that one<br />

of the controls had, apparently, closed down. I<br />

mentioned this to the organiser who informed<br />

everyone at the start. Of course, everyone<br />

arrived to find the cafe control open for business<br />

much to my embarrassment. It turned out that<br />

the site had two businesses operating on it and<br />

only part had closed down which, to be fair, was<br />

not obvious from the website which implied<br />

that it had all moved elsewhere! Thanks for your<br />

forgiveness Sue and Keith!<br />

In contrast to the generally slower speeds,<br />

I found myself on the back of a fast group<br />

for the Fairies Flattest 300. As we sped down<br />

a single track pothole and gravel mudfest, I<br />

managed to take a high speed tumble in to<br />

Sussex's muddiest puddle and had to visit A&E<br />

the next day with a swollen wrist/hand bigger<br />

than one of those foam PMU hands you see<br />

spectators waving at the roadside of the Tour de<br />

France. It took weeks to heal, and my shiny new<br />

Carradice bag has never looked as nice since. As<br />

much as I like the idea of being likened to Chris<br />

Froome, replicating his injury a week earlier in<br />

the Tour de France was not really a clever way<br />

of going about it. I'm not sure I learned much,<br />

but I probably should have been paying more<br />

attention at the back, something my teachers<br />

used to repeatedly say to me.<br />

Once again though, it lead to one of those<br />

‘community’ moments, as one of my fellow<br />

riders stopped to see if I was hurt, or possibly<br />

just marvel at my mud splattered appearance -<br />

which was worthy of one of those climaxes to a<br />

‘Last of the Summer Wine’ episode where they<br />

all roll down a hill and land somewhere muddy.<br />

As we rode on together I was presented with a<br />

rare opportunity to offer someone else some<br />

advice, as the gentleman had a problem with his<br />

sack swinging too much. Naturally, I suggested<br />

a Carradice Bagman support might help keep<br />

things steady.<br />

R3<br />

Repairing (Vorsprung durch defective)<br />

Unfortunately there were no tools in my<br />

box to repair my hand, but reparations do<br />

feature heavily in my Audax rites of passage.<br />

Advancement through failure - vorsprung durch<br />

defective - learning from mistakes.<br />

I recall reading an article in the Financial<br />

Times back in the 1980s about German built<br />

products. It showed data that, despite the public<br />

perception of German engineering being good<br />

New wheels for audaxing!<br />

quality, German products were in fact amongst<br />

the least reliable in the market place. To equip<br />

my bike for this Audax campaign I'd purchased<br />

some German mudguards which lasted a matter<br />

of weeks, so I bought another set which lasted<br />

about the same time. Luckily, being a plucky<br />

‘Brit’ with resolve, I managed to ‘make do and<br />

mend’ them with a bodge and a bolt. I also<br />

bought a German routesheet holder which had<br />

been badly constructed and kept falling apart<br />

during rides, a bit of surgery was required get<br />

that up to an acceptable British (pothole-proof)<br />

standard. All this would have had Dad's Army's<br />

Captain Mainwaring, chest puffed out, looking<br />

rather smug, so don't tell him (Pike) that my Son<br />

front dynamo and Busch and Muller lights are<br />

excellent products, and the German company<br />

that supplied them were very efficient too.<br />

However, the problem that plagued me most<br />

in <strong>2014</strong> was the loose rivet nuts on my sportive<br />

bike which meant my water bottles, and their<br />

cages, kept coming off. My ‘quick fix’ solution<br />

was to buy an inexpensive, bottom of the range,<br />

replacement frame and hastily rebuild a bike,<br />

which I did, and, unsurprisingly, this resulted in<br />

a heavier bike. No sooner had I done this than<br />

I discovered that I could get a rivet nut tool for<br />

a ‘tenner’ and so I drilled out the loose rivet<br />

nuts on my old frame and put new ones in. My<br />

sportive bike was recommissioned and the nicer<br />

components stuck back on it. I then foraged<br />

around for old components and put them on<br />

the new cheap frame, built a set of wheels and,<br />

hey presto, I had surreptitiously acquired a new<br />

(heavier) Audax bike.....and the extra weight<br />

gives me a great excuse for the slow times. How<br />

splendid is that?<br />

Unfortunately, when building my new<br />

heavyweight Audax bike, I may not have<br />

tightened the crank arm quite enough. Well it<br />

seemed fine for a few weeks but, naturally, when<br />

it did finally decide to come loose I was flying<br />

along the A4 at 1am in the morning between<br />

Newbury and Reading. I was struggling to fix it<br />

back on in the dark with no pavements, and it<br />

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came off twice more (dangling from my cleat,<br />

still attached), before finally a lit stretch of<br />

pavement on a bridge allowed me to sort it out<br />

properly. I will be forever grateful to Andy Terry<br />

who stopped on all three occasions.<br />

My role was reversed during my first 600, the<br />

excellent Windsor–Chester–Windsor (WCW).<br />

Again, I found myself with an experienced<br />

rider. I shadowed Roger Cortis like I was his<br />

apprentice and readily took his guidance on<br />

sleep patterns etc. Later in the ride, not one,<br />

but both his shifter levers snapped off (what<br />

are the odds on that?) which left him riding a<br />

single speed (on the small rings).....through the<br />

hilly bits of the Cotswolds and Chilterns. Going<br />

from Campagnolo to Campag-no-go was a<br />

game changer. I waited at the<br />

top of each hill and tempered<br />

my speed on the flat in case he<br />

needed any further assistance<br />

and/or moral support. At the last<br />

control, John Sabine came up<br />

with a cunning plan to put Roger<br />

in a more friendly fixed gear, and I marvelled at<br />

the experienced man's toolbox and ingenuity.<br />

There's a lot to be learned from these seasoned<br />

Audax chaps! It all added hours to my time, but<br />

I was losing that sportive mentality – at last!<br />

Roger thanked me publicly on YACF, but really I<br />

owe him thanks. Thanks Roger, you were great<br />

company too!<br />

My GPS had conked out during the<br />

nightriding (again), so I had followed Roger's<br />

bright red rear light for quite a few miles,<br />

especially as the battery on my headtorch was<br />

dying too, making the routesheet hard to follow,<br />

sorry, harder to follow. This was a harsh lesson<br />

and led to more internet research / shopping for<br />

better power and headtorch solutions.<br />

WCW was great, although it didn't bode well<br />

early on. After having ordered a new set of tyres<br />

and paid for express delivery a week before<br />

“Is PBP the<br />

international<br />

baccalaureate?”<br />

Gavia Summit<br />

the event, they didn't show up in time and I<br />

got a puncture in one of my old, worn, tyres on<br />

stage 2. Although the retailers had accepted<br />

their error, the £1.99 postage refund they<br />

promised, somehow seemed<br />

incommensurate as I wondered if<br />

I had packed enough spare inner<br />

tubes for the weekend. Luckily,<br />

I just got the one puncture and<br />

went on to benefit from some<br />

more Audax tutoring along the<br />

route, this time from Andrew Deaner. We had<br />

previously been e-introduced by a mutual friend<br />

but had never actually met, so it was something<br />

of a surprise to meet him unexpectedly at one of<br />

the controls… it's a small world after all!<br />

Coursework marks<br />

Calendar events are a bit like classwork, your<br />

Brevet is collected at the end of the session,<br />

the marks are recorded and it gets returned at<br />

some point. A Permanent Brevet Card is more<br />

like homework - you complete it alone and<br />

need to hand it in on time. Your achievements<br />

will appear on the Audax UK website but I seem<br />

to have been cursed by ‘Glitched Computer<br />

Syndrome Errors’ (GCSEs) and had several<br />

occasions to request that my points were<br />

corrected. Sorting out the glitches served to<br />

reinforce what I already suspected, that if MI5<br />

ever needs to recruit codebreakers, it should<br />

look no further than the Audax community. My<br />

thanks go to Peter Lewis for patiently sorting<br />

out my points total on no less than 3 separate<br />

occasions.<br />

I was delighted to achieve 3As (Grimpeur<br />

Award for 20 AAA points) at about the same<br />

time of year that many A level students were<br />

disappointed to discover that they'd achieved<br />

less than 3As. Martin Malins was extra efficient at<br />

recognising my Grimpeur du Sud award, whilst<br />

Werner Wiethege amused me with his emails<br />

from Bavaria when claiming my 25th ‘Quarter<br />

Century’ AAA point. Humour from Germany<br />

and efficiency in Britain, don't you just love it?<br />

However, it was completing my SR that most<br />

made me feel like I'd graduated.<br />

End of Term Report<br />

I couldn't end the article without mentioning<br />

fellow ‘First Year Audax Student’ Mark Bryan<br />

whom I occasionally see at events. He amassed<br />

far more points than me, and therefore gets<br />

West London's first year school prize. Well done<br />

mate!<br />

Whilst there have been far too many offroute<br />

u-turns for my liking, that initial u-turn of<br />

entering Audaxes after swearing never to do<br />

so again was a good decision. I've met some<br />

fantastic people whilst riding and, moreover,<br />

have learned loads from them. I have learned<br />

from the small setbacks, it feels like progress<br />

despite the slower average speeds I achieve<br />

compared to sportives. Why didn't I enrol for<br />

Audax school earlier in life? It has been worth<br />

(nearly) every minute and I really would like<br />

to thank everyone I've met and all of those<br />

brilliant organisers and volunteers who make<br />

it all possible. ‘Three cheers’ to you guys! I’ll<br />

continue trying to master the 3Rs and am<br />

targeting 3 AAAs next. Is PBP the international<br />

baccalaureate?<br />

◆<br />

The ‘Full Value Squad’ on the<br />

Venetian Nights 200km,<br />

27 September.<br />

L to R: Andy Tolley, Steve Dawson,<br />

Becky Burns, Jamie Macleod<br />

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My Weekend in Wales<br />

Cristina Ruiz-Perez<br />

After leaving work on Friday night, I had<br />

a long drive during the night to get to<br />

the campsite in Wales, so a lay-in on<br />

Saturday morning was a pleasure. Eirlys and I<br />

were to spend the weekend in Abergavenny,<br />

South East Wales. There was a 100km hilly audax<br />

to do on Sunday (the Monmouthshire Meander)<br />

and we also planned to ride on Saturday in<br />

search of two more answers to our CTC British<br />

Cycling Quest (BCQ), or that was the plan<br />

anyway. The forecast for the whole weekend<br />

was terrible, heavy rain and very windy (but<br />

it was Wales!). Luckily we still decided to go,<br />

as it turned out to be a lovely, sunny summer<br />

weekend, with only a few showers during the<br />

night.<br />

We weren’t up too early on Saturday morning<br />

and started our ride around 11am. Our first<br />

At the arrivée, Abergavenny<br />

destination was Llanthony, resting in the Vale of<br />

Ewyas, within the Black Mountains area of the<br />

Brecon Beacons National Park. We were on the<br />

quest of this small location, and in particular<br />

of St. David’s church. But what a surprise to<br />

find, by the small church, the amazing ruins<br />

of Llanthony’s Priory. It was an Augustinian<br />

Eirlys by St. John the Evangelist's church, Tretower<br />

priory and dates back to around the year 1100.<br />

It became one of the great medieval buildings<br />

in Wales; it was magnificent. We had one of our<br />

ride stops here as this wonderful hiding place<br />

was worth the time. We headed back<br />

by the same route, a small undulated<br />

road between the mountains with a<br />

river to one side of us. I have never<br />

been in this part of Wales before and<br />

I was very impressed by the beauty<br />

of its countryside. Eventually we<br />

followed another road in search of<br />

our second BCQ of the day, Tretower.<br />

Before we got there we went<br />

through Crickhowell, a small lively<br />

town full of walkers and outdoors<br />

tourists. We decided to have a beer<br />

here on the way back after our second question<br />

was completed and found a lovely<br />

pub. It was only around 40 miles on<br />

Saturday but we had the long day to<br />

do on Sunday.<br />

The Monmouthsire Meander<br />

Audax started only a few miles<br />

from where we were staying so a<br />

pleasant ride to the start was a nice<br />

beginning to the day. At least until<br />

we were there, in the carpark, and<br />

nobody else around. We got the<br />

wrong carpark! Panic. Phone call.<br />

New directions. And eventually we<br />

got there, just when all of the riders were ready<br />

to go, at 9 am. We waited and got our brevets,<br />

so there we go, 10 minutes late but looking<br />

forward to the ride and the new places we were<br />

going to see. When you leave Abergavenny, you<br />

go up, and up and up this hill (amazing views!)<br />

but I remember thinking, “if this is like this all<br />

the way...”, eventually we had some<br />

downhill too. We were heading to<br />

Usk, 20km South East where we had<br />

the first checkpoint. We were still the<br />

last ones in the bunch when we got<br />

to Usk but we still had few minutes<br />

to spare and a few other cyclists were<br />

around. We didn’t want to stop so<br />

we carried on as soon as the brevets<br />

were stamped to get a bit more time<br />

for later on. Our next checkpoint was<br />

Monmouth, with a very quick stop,<br />

and Garway, a control 32km from<br />

Usk. Just after Monmouth we had the company<br />

of two other fellow cyclists. Apparently they had<br />

been following two cyclists and were 5 miles<br />

off the route before they realised those cyclists<br />

weren’t doing the audax, so they turned round<br />

and managed to get back on route. This time,<br />

they decided to try their luck with us. We got to<br />

Garway where we stopped for a little bit, had<br />

some lovely chocolate cupcakes and rolls and<br />

sat on the grass and stretched our legs. Once<br />

again, the views were fantastic. We thanked the<br />

wonderful organiser and off we went again.<br />

Crickhowell<br />

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Not long afterwards we were joined again by<br />

the two lost cyclists. After a few miles they<br />

were forced to stop and fix a puncture. Other<br />

groups were behind us, so they would soon<br />

find company again. So again it is Eirlys and<br />

me, now in Herefordshire for around 20km to<br />

our next info control, and then back into Wales<br />

once more. We have got another 32km to the<br />

arrivée and we started to feel the stress of the<br />

hills in our legs. The sun is still shining and the<br />

lush green scenery of Wales makes this a day<br />

to remember – lovely valleys and rivers, steep<br />

mountains and smooth roads. What a wonderful<br />

ride! The last part of the ride was through the<br />

same lanes we cycled the day before. The ride<br />

always feels easier when you know the way. At<br />

about this time we kept meeting up with a larger<br />

group, including the two guys we rode with<br />

earlier, so we all pretty much cycled together to<br />

the end. We got to the arrivée before 15:30 with<br />

a big smile on our faces. It has been a fantastic<br />

day. What a wonderful weekend in Wales! Until<br />

the next one.<br />

Llanthony Priory<br />

Two Towers 100k Audax<br />

Sunday 10th August<br />

It was raining heavily when I left home in<br />

Torbay at 7am to go up to North Petherton<br />

to start one of the Audaxes being held<br />

that day. The forecast was for heavy showers<br />

during the morning and clearing by the<br />

afternoon. The Met Office had been correct<br />

about the first bit but it was a case of wait<br />

and see how the afternoon turned out as<br />

Hurricane Bertha was due to come across the<br />

Atlantic and likely to cause all sorts of mayhem<br />

with possible flooding, high winds and fallen<br />

trees!<br />

A large number of the entries had obviously<br />

taken notice of the forecast and failed to turn<br />

up, while I always take the view of give it a go,<br />

things can only get better! With less than half<br />

the entry turning up there was a lot more cake<br />

for us at the controls – their loss, my gain.<br />

I'd switched from the 120k Three Towers<br />

event to the easier 100k Two Towers ride which<br />

cuts out the hills around the Alfreds Tower<br />

area plus I'd come up with a friend, Liz, who is<br />

new to this form of cycling so thought this was<br />

not a day to introduce her to a series of steep<br />

climbs.<br />

A small group of us left the start at 9am<br />

and by that time it had stopped raining.<br />

Although looking at the skies ahead, no-one<br />

was prepared to predict what the next hour or<br />

so might bring. An easy pace took us through<br />

the lanes running beside the rivers and canals<br />

of the Somerset Levels to arrive at Langport<br />

before heading to Somerton. Given an option<br />

by the organisers as to where to take the<br />

morning stop, Liz and I chose a small cafe in<br />

Somerton while the rest of the group moved<br />

on to Haynes Motor Museum at Sparkford.<br />

With the weather having taken a turn for the<br />

better – no more rain, dry roads and the sun<br />

attempting to make an appearance – I now<br />

think a large number of cyclists wished they<br />

had not stayed at home but turned up at the<br />

start.<br />

We continued past the Motor Museum and<br />

turned on to the B3152 for Castle Cary while<br />

the 120k riders continued their ride on up to<br />

Alfreds Tower and round to Bruton, before<br />

both rides joined up at the control in Ditcheat.<br />

Castle Cary – A delightful old Wessex market<br />

town, where I had not been before. Usually<br />

only seen by passing through on the train on<br />

the way to London or the west country and<br />

of course by those who get off there for the<br />

Glastonbury Music Festival.<br />

Continuing on along quiet lanes to the<br />

control at Ditcheat and joined by a number of<br />

riders who had come through Bruton where<br />

we encounted the only rain shower of the<br />

whole day. We thought it best to hang on<br />

and have a second cup of tea rather than get<br />

wet, the shower only lasted about 10 minutes<br />

anyway, the sun came out and made it a<br />

perfect summer's day.<br />

Enjoying the lanes going past Street where<br />

the Sunday afternoon traffic was coming out<br />

of the Clarkes Shoes shopping centre to join<br />

the A361, we returned to the Somerset Levels<br />

area at Burrowbridge, one of the villages that<br />

made the news earlier in the year with all the<br />

flooding in that area. After about 8 miles on<br />

this road and we turned into the village to<br />

retrace the route back to the finish in North<br />

Petherton.<br />

Thanks must go to Alan Windridge and his<br />

team for organising a very picturesque ride,<br />

but a shame that the number of non-starters<br />

missed a very enjoyable days cycling<br />

Ribble Blue<br />

Somerton<br />

Castle Cary<br />

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RRtY to Super Randonneur<br />

Steve Whalley<br />

Like all good ideas and many a ride<br />

account, the idea of my first RRtY as<br />

an achievable challenge began after<br />

several pints in a local hostelry with<br />

a couple of fellow riders from my<br />

local cycling group, the Forth Bay Wheelers,<br />

that rides out of Dalgety Bay, Fife, on most<br />

Sunday mornings. An RRtY would be a step up<br />

from my usual Sunday morning cycle with the<br />

Wheelers and requires me to complete a 200k<br />

in each of 12 consecutive months. So how did<br />

the completion of my first RRtY turn into my 1st<br />

Super Randonneur?<br />

I enjoy the 200k format that allows the audax<br />

rider to leave at a reasonable time in the early<br />

hours of the day and be home for teatime,<br />

whilst enjoying café stops along the way, a<br />

good deal of banter with others and yet is still a<br />

reasonable test of endurance and stamina. Since<br />

the finishing of my first audax in September<br />

2010 it has been a slow start for me with the<br />

completion of a handful of events in each of the<br />

subsequent years with my 2013 highlights being<br />

the Port Navigation 200k out of Ballachulish<br />

and the Snow Roads 300k out of Kirriemuir. All<br />

events have been enjoyable days out but I was<br />

looking for an achievable challenge into <strong>2014</strong><br />

that wouldn't overtake the rest of my life and the<br />

completion of an RRtY appealed to me.<br />

DIY September 2013: The Mercian at Tayport (Photo by Steve Whalley)<br />

DIY to the rescue<br />

Straight after deciding to do an RRtY I then<br />

promptly failed to find a free weekend in the<br />

first month of the challenge, August 2013, and I<br />

also couldn't do the planned extended calendar<br />

event that the other Wheelers had scheduled<br />

for the following month in September.<br />

However, a DIY entry came to my rescue and I<br />

successfully completed my first solo circularroute<br />

around Fife and Perthshire in September<br />

2013 experiencing dry and sunny but windy<br />

conditions and completing in 10.5 hours. My<br />

RRtY was now up and running.<br />

The selected DIY route was devised by my<br />

fellow Wheelers, Gavster and Dave_C, which<br />

was refined to start in Dalgety Bay and keep to<br />

a clockwise route around Fife taking in Perth<br />

& Kinross. Using the Dunfermline–Alloa cycle<br />

path, a section of the former Dunfermline to<br />

Alloa railway, made for an easy start for the first<br />

27k before heading north through Dollar and<br />

up through Glendevon to a second breakfast<br />

in Auchterarder at 70k. Then heading east into<br />

Newburgh at 100k, through Tayport and into St.<br />

Andrews at 140k for a good feed before heading<br />

west to Falkland, Lochgelly, Cowdenbeath and<br />

returning to Dalgety Bay. Clockwise became<br />

the heading of choice for the route as the wind<br />

direction continued to be consistently coming<br />

from the West. This ensured a tailwind on the<br />

longest section that headed east between<br />

Auchterarder and Tayport. The route gave<br />

me a total riding length of 215k to achieve the<br />

minimum required distance of 200k. It was the<br />

last 15k that was always the most difficult to<br />

complete both physically and mentally!<br />

The second riding of my DIY route saw<br />

me tie up with Gavster and Dave_C again to<br />

successfully complete month no.2 of the RRtY<br />

in dry and sunny weather. So far so good! The<br />

following month in November marked the start<br />

of the difficult winter riding for me. Keeping an<br />

eye out on the deteriorating weather forecast as<br />

the month progressed and attempting to tie up<br />

with my fellow Wheelers meant that we settled<br />

on riding on the last day of the month. Darkness<br />

began to fall after the 160k point beyond<br />

Falkland I struggled to barely turn the pedals<br />

on even the most benign of hills, eventually<br />

managing to finish and awakening the following<br />

morning with a serious dose of “manflu” – those<br />

most serious of ailments detrimental to cycling<br />

I'm sure you'll agree!<br />

As we moved into December the weather<br />

worsened and it was left to Dave_C and me to<br />

again head out on the 30th day, which turned<br />

out to be the wettest and windiest day of the<br />

month. I prepared for a day of rain and set out<br />

into a dreich morning fully prepared, including<br />

wearing my heavyweight commuter rainjacket<br />

and overtrousers. I don't think I've ever had the<br />

need to wear overtrousers on the bike before,<br />

but on this day I wore them all day and was<br />

glad of them! My outstanding memories were<br />

pushing a big gear to Newburgh whilst being<br />

tracked by a trio of deer running alongside<br />

in a neighbouring field and later pushing a<br />

granny gear slowly up the minor road between<br />

the West and East Lomond hills that rises to<br />

almost 500m above Falkland in the pitch black<br />

through the trees with just the beam of my front<br />

light and bats for company. Achieving the top<br />

marked the end of the hill-climbing for the day.<br />

As somebody once said, “it's all downhill from<br />

here except for the uphill bits”. It rained and<br />

was windy for 10 hours and then just windy for<br />

2 hours. Although the weather conditions were<br />

atrocious I experienced a strong day on the bike<br />

and actually enjoyed the challenge.<br />

New Year optimism<br />

My January <strong>2014</strong> ride was completed without<br />

company in substantially less rain than the<br />

previous month and I started to actually enjoy<br />

the route. Obviously with the coming of the<br />

New Year comes a period of optimism. As I ride<br />

through Glendevon and pass Castlehill Reservoir<br />

near the bottom of the climb, which supplies<br />

Fife with its water supply, I leave the villages of<br />

Perthshire behind and start thinking about my<br />

second breakfast in Auchterarder that consisted<br />

of the usual full Scottish fry-up. I don't believe<br />

much in energy gels and snacks, the body needs<br />

fortification from a decent meal on a long ride.<br />

Luckily, it was the middle of the afternoon<br />

when I came across a stark reminder of<br />

Scotland's dark period in history when people<br />

were persecuted for withcraft and sorcery. Just<br />

outside Dunning on the B8062 I stopped for a<br />

breather by the roadside at a tall cross, which<br />

looks out of place in the quiet countryside of<br />

Perthshire, and has some large words scrawled<br />

in white on the supporting cairn that reads:<br />

Maggie Wall, burnt here, 1657, as a Witch. I<br />

found out that this is a monument to Maggie<br />

Wall, who was perhaps one of the 1500 women<br />

who were executed as witches in Scotland for<br />

over a century until 1722. Whist stopping to<br />

pay my respect I was glad that the sun was still<br />

making an appearance to enlighten the barren<br />

countryside. My early optimism dimmed with<br />

the onset of darkness and the switching on<br />

of lights as soon as I left the warm café in St.<br />

Andrews after my mid-afternoon feed consisting<br />

of meatballs and pasta. I head west down the<br />

long straight and monotonous road that is the<br />

B939 to Ceres heading for Falkland to suffer<br />

from the same headwind that I earlier benefited<br />

from whilst travelling east and it soon leaves<br />

me feeling tired and thinking that this ride is<br />

at least 70k too long. I arrived in Falkland in<br />

yet more persistent rain and went to view my<br />

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DIY January <strong>2014</strong> – Maggie Wall monument (Photo by Steve Whalley)<br />

Garmin only to hear a slight fizz followed by a<br />

blank screen. No panic though as the problem<br />

was solved by replacing the batteries with a dry<br />

set and the Garmin was working again. I avoided<br />

the climb over the top of the Lomonds and<br />

although this is the shortest route from Falkland<br />

I followed the tried and tested Sanny Road that<br />

skirted Strathmiglo and remained consistently,<br />

although longer, the most leg friendly return<br />

from Falkland. The Sanny Road gets its name<br />

from the soil that runs off the surrounding fields<br />

that coat the road with a fine silt or sand and<br />

hence the colloquial "sanny" road. There always<br />

seems to be a headwind to successfully sap<br />

your strength that whips around the Lomond<br />

hills running alongside the road. The constant<br />

hum of the wind turbine positioned close to<br />

the top of the sanny road is an audible beacon,<br />

which slowly draws you to it. Eventually arriving<br />

at home I reflected on the real challenge of<br />

the RRtY that was to keep going long after<br />

your body clock tells you that you should<br />

DIY February <strong>2014</strong> – The author in Glendevon (Photo by Gavster)<br />

have finished your ride before dark, especially<br />

following a 7am morning start.<br />

In February I have the company of Gavster<br />

again on the coldest ride so far. It takes a<br />

long time to warm up after the first café stop<br />

in Auchterarder necessitating an extra café<br />

stop in Newburgh where we bump into the<br />

cycling legends that are George Berwick and<br />

Phil Jurczyk. We swap stories – some of them<br />

probably true – drink tea, eat cake and head<br />

off again before going our separate ways into<br />

the cold air. We stop briefly on the outskirts of<br />

Falkland village for a snack and ignore the many<br />

interesting old buildings that the village has to<br />

offer and crack on with our route. We complete<br />

in what was to be my longest time taken for a<br />

200k to date – just over 13 hours, less than 30<br />

minutes before the lime limit, which we put<br />

down to the very cold conditions.<br />

Winter miles count as double<br />

March marked the completion of my last DIY<br />

ride before taking advantage of the planned<br />

Scottish calendar events through the warmer<br />

months. At the beginning of April I started<br />

the second running of Russell Carson's 200k<br />

event, “More Passes than Mastermind” starting<br />

in Symington, Borders, which is badged as a<br />

dramatic ride through the Crawick, Mennock,<br />

and Dalveen passes, and a visit to Scotland's<br />

highest village, before heading north past the<br />

Devil's Beef Tub. It was good to catch up with<br />

some of the Audax Ecosse guys and gauging<br />

their different levels of fitness depending on<br />

whether they'd kept their riding going through<br />

the winter months. Although for some, lack<br />

of time on the bike didn't seem to slow them<br />

down, (thinking of you, Neil Fraser!). I'm sure<br />

that the views are grand but we experienced<br />

mostly cloudy, wet and windy conditions. A<br />

strong climb up the Devils Beeftub along the<br />

A701 outside Moffat ensured I completed in 10.5<br />

hours. Perhaps winter miles do indeed count as<br />

double as I finished in good shape.<br />

The month of May had me entered in the<br />

“Deeside Loop” 200k starting from Forfar and I<br />

rode it with Gavster. This is when I experienced<br />

my first “mechanical”. Having had an easy ride<br />

from the start I approached the half way mark<br />

with a slow puncture in good weather. I stopped<br />

in a convenient lay-by and instructed Gavster<br />

to continue down the road whilst I fixed my<br />

puncture with the intention of catching him<br />

up before the next control in Braemar about<br />

20km away. I removed my rear tyre and found a<br />

bald patch that I'd failed to notice the last time I<br />

checked the tyre. No worries, I made a tyre boot<br />

out of the old innertube that I'd just removed<br />

and placed the tyre on the rim, complete with<br />

newly fashioned boot, ready to take the new<br />

tube. Meanwhile, I'd happily waved past the last<br />

of the several back markers that had shouted<br />

at me to check that I was ok. At this point I<br />

attempted to inflate my tyre with no success.<br />

After scratching my head whilst staring at my<br />

pump for a few minutes I removed the new tube<br />

to have a closer inspection and noticed that the<br />

valve was hanging on by a small piece of rubber.<br />

This was my last tube so I began to botch up<br />

the valve with patch on patch from my repair<br />

kit wondering whether I was going to make it<br />

to the next control. It then started raining and<br />

I was thinking whether to attempt to phone<br />

a taxi to collect me and return me to Braemar<br />

anticipating a DNF. At this point, Gavster<br />

returned having turned back after enquiring<br />

with the back markers who had confirmed that<br />

they'd seen me attending to my tyre at the side<br />

of the road. Gavster had come to my rescue and<br />

produced a spare tube that I fitted, complete<br />

with boot, and we were on our way after about<br />

an hour's delay. I picked up another puncture at<br />

192k, which I repaired in the pouring rain in less<br />

than 10 minutes using Gavster's remaining spare<br />

tube before completing in 13 hours. My lesson<br />

was learned on packing at least 3 spare tubes for<br />

my next audax!<br />

My entry into Alex Patterson's “Snow Roads”<br />

300k starting from Kirriemuir in June had<br />

been made several months previously prior to<br />

the closing of entries due to the high level of<br />

demand for definitely one of the best audaxes<br />

in Scotland, if not the UK. I had completed<br />

this event last year without too much incident<br />

experiencing mainly excellent weather and<br />

knew that it was unlikely that the weather gods<br />

would be kind to me for two years in a row.<br />

“More Passes than Mastermind” April <strong>2014</strong>: Riders just before the off<br />

(Photo by Russell Carson)<br />

I was not wrong! I travelled up on the Friday<br />

night to make use of the offer of village hall floor<br />

accommodation and banter ready for a good<br />

night's sleep to be up bright and early for the<br />

6am start the following morning. We duly set<br />

off from the Northmuir Hall after only grabbing<br />

a few hours sleep in a rather too hot hall but<br />

we made excellent progress over the Cairn o'<br />

Mount arriving at control 2 and the café in Oyne<br />

having cycled with Russell Carson in record<br />

time averaging over 25kph for 110k. Gavster was<br />

taking it easier and he arrived at the café just as<br />

we were finishing so that made up my mind to<br />

have extra cake and coffee and let Russell push<br />

on whilst I waited for Gavster. Suitably sustained<br />

we made steady progress to Dufftown at 150k<br />

and another café stop but made our first mistake<br />

of not taking the short detour into Tomintoul at<br />

around 180k to replenish our supplies of water<br />

and food. Let's push on over the Lecht I shouted<br />

as I was certain that there was another café or<br />

shop on route close by, but I wasn't exactly sure<br />

where it was. So, we ignored the Tomintoul<br />

detour and made the turn west to immediately<br />

experience headwind and our moving speed<br />

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serious as we both ran out of water by the<br />

top of the Lecht after the 20% climbs into the<br />

headwind and when we finally arrived at the<br />

tea stop at the other side of the Lecht it had<br />

closed half an hour before our arrival. We<br />

then made our second mistake and decided<br />

not to stop at a hotel that we passed shortly<br />

afterwards but instead pushed on. Then Gavster<br />

began to struggle over the not insubstantial<br />

climbs during the 50k or so that we still had to<br />

complete before our next control in Braemar. In<br />

fact, he was looking for opportunities to pack to<br />

avoid the second significant unnamed hill that<br />

we were about to ascend after the Lecht when I<br />

shoved a half pack of jelly babies into his hands<br />

to be gratefully consumed and he continued<br />

on. It was only when we arrived in Braemar at<br />

240k to be greeted by an excellent reception<br />

from the volunteers from the Angus Bike Chain<br />

that we realised just how hard the last section<br />

from Dufftown had been. However, after a good<br />

rest, consumption of cheesy beans on toast<br />

and with the donning of extra cold weather<br />

gear our spirits were up as we left the control<br />

to head out into the increasingly worsening<br />

weather to climb the Cairnwell. We climbed<br />

in steady rain up to the Glenshee Ski Centre,<br />

rested briefly under its cover and sped down<br />

the other side in poor visibility with darkening<br />

skies. I don't remember much but struggling to<br />

hold Gavster's wheel as we sped along for the<br />

last two hours of the route in the rain before we<br />

arrived at the arrivée just before midnight and<br />

an end to our 18 hour day. On reflection we'd<br />

completed a truly classic Scottish route with<br />

superb scenery in epic conditions.<br />

RRtY 2 SR<br />

It was only at this point of my RRtY with<br />

9 x 200k's behind me, a 300k (AAA 4.75) and<br />

two months to go that I realised that a Super<br />

Randonneur was achievable. Following all<br />

that, much of it completed in darkness and in<br />

poor weather, I'd felt that I'd broken the back<br />

of the RRtY challenge and now felt confident<br />

that I could step up to an SR. I wanted to take<br />

advantage of my hard won fitness from the<br />

winter miles as I moved into the summer<br />

months. On looking at the audax calendar there<br />

were two Scottish events out of Galashiels run<br />

by Lucy McTaggart that I decided would fit my<br />

agenda nicely. I duly entered the “Borderlands<br />

Roc Trevezal” 600k event for July that was<br />

badged as a tour of both sides of the Scottish<br />

Borders, an event with reasonable challenge<br />

but shouldn't have you pushing the time limit.<br />

So it was basically flat then? Wrong! This would<br />

also mean the doubling of distance for me over<br />

what I'd ever before completed on an audax<br />

bike. However, my confidence was brimming<br />

after lasting 18 hours completing the “hilly”<br />

Snow Roads the previous month with many<br />

of my other rides completed in the cold, dark<br />

and rain. Surely, the long events in the summer<br />

months will not feel as hard, can they? I was<br />

about to find out.<br />

I had about an hour and a quarter's drive to<br />

the start of the Borderlands Roc event starting<br />

point. I set off in the morning of the event, this<br />

time without any Wheeler companions, in my<br />

trusty Citroen Berlingo prepared with the back<br />

seats removed with mat and sleeping bag laid<br />

out ready for sleeping on return to Galashiels<br />

at 420k if I needed it. I decided to keep my<br />

sleeping plan flexible as I had no idea what<br />

condition I would be in or when I would need to<br />

sleep. I knew from Lucy's advice that the control<br />

at Johnstonebridge services would be a good<br />

opportunity for a sleep stop as they had the<br />

option of taking advantage of the restaurant<br />

chairs or there is a hotel for those riders<br />

wishing to secure a little more luxury. My plan<br />

was to see how I felt and to go with the flow<br />

depending on who I happened to be cycling<br />

with and what my fellow riders were doing at<br />

the time.<br />

The rolling border hills made for good<br />

steady riding and I kept my eating strategy<br />

restricted to snacks in the morning, sandwich<br />

by the roadside at lunch and my main café meal<br />

being at 200k at around 4.30pm in Barnard<br />

Castle. This marked the completion of the long<br />

southern section before turning north and<br />

heading back over Yad Moss for the return leg<br />

to Galashiels. The climb over Yad Moss was<br />

done in good weather and I caught up with<br />

the main group at Alston at 250k for another<br />

roadside stop. My hydration strategy meant<br />

that I drank a pint of milk at each stop and<br />

I felt as though this gave me an advantage<br />

over the usual water, fizzy or sports drinks. I<br />

completed the next 90k being pulled along by<br />

the peleton, eyeballs out, and was glad of the<br />

tow as we made it to Johnstonebridge services<br />

in 3.5 hours arriving before midnight as the rain<br />

started falling. I didn't really fancy sleeping<br />

here because the restaurant chairs didn't look<br />

that appealing, I was feeling good and my fully<br />

prepared Berlingo was waiting for me just 80k<br />

away in Galashiels. Along with two other riders<br />

we decided to have a bite to eat and head out<br />

into the rain once again to make for Galashiels.<br />

It was fast riding in moonlight and occasional<br />

showers when we came to an abrupt halt when<br />

two eyes lit by our front lights stared back at us.<br />

It was a badger in the middle of the road that<br />

didn't expect to see three cyclists riding around<br />

in the middle of the night. It quickly came<br />

to its senses and scuttled off under a hedge<br />

and we were quickly on our way again finally<br />

arriving back to the Berlingo in the approaching<br />

daylight at 4.30am after 420k to settle down<br />

for a 3 hour sleep. With hindsight I think if I did<br />

this route again I would take the hotel option<br />

to assure longer, better quality sleep and a<br />

change of kit, and blow the one-off hotel cost.<br />

After breakfast and the usual faffing I was away<br />

again at 10am for the remaining 190k which<br />

looked like a flattish route to Berwick and back.<br />

However, it certainly wasn't flat but was made<br />

up of a lot of ups and downs that didn't look<br />

much on the profile but was felt very much by<br />

“Over the Hill and Back” August <strong>2014</strong> – Peleton entering England (Photo by Russell Carson)<br />

“Over the Hill and Back” August <strong>2014</strong>. Up the cobbles from Alston (Photo by Russell Carson)<br />

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tired legs. In fact, I took my time completing<br />

this route along with two other riders who were<br />

in no mood to rush. We even had time for a<br />

pint or two in Morebattle at 570k. It was then<br />

a continuation of the ups and downs which<br />

finished us off by the <strong>arrivee</strong> at Galashiels in a<br />

total time of 37.5 hours.<br />

Epic!<br />

“Just a 400k to complete and then I have<br />

my SR”, I thought – simple then? I'd entered<br />

the ”Over the Hill and Back” 400k event from<br />

Galashiels that retraced much of the route from<br />

the previous month's 600k and was an out and<br />

back to Barnard Castle. I would be riding with<br />

my fellow Wheeler, Gavster. Lucy, the organiser<br />

informed us that the start time had been moved<br />

forward to 7am to ensure that all riders would<br />

pass through before the road closures into<br />

Galashiels planned later the following morning.<br />

Luckily, Russell Carson very kindly offered us<br />

accommodation in his house the night before<br />

the event. An offer that was too good to refuse<br />

to save us the 1.5 hour car journey before the<br />

event. Suffice to say that we kept the alcohol<br />

consumption down to a reasonable level but I<br />

rose in the morning having felt that I could have<br />

done with more sleep and less red wine the<br />

night before. Indeed, we were a few minutes<br />

late arriving at the start and the 20 or so riders<br />

departed to leave me and Gavster playing<br />

catch-up until the first control at Samye Ling's<br />

when we caught up with Russell and the others.<br />

The first time I visited Samye Ling's I thought<br />

that it was odd to find a Tibetan monastery<br />

located in the Scottish Borders. It makes for<br />

a great commercial control in the remote<br />

Eskdalemuir. I found out that the original<br />

building became the Samye Ling Monastery<br />

and Tibetan Centre after it was purchased by a<br />

visionary Tibetan, Akong Rinpoche, in 1967. It<br />

was established as the first Buddhist monastery<br />

in Europe, frequented in the early years by<br />

John Lennon and Yoko Ono, David Bowie and<br />

Leonard Cohen during the hippie era. As well as<br />

a spiritual centre, it is now a tourist destination,<br />

a place of education and healing and a<br />

fundraising centre for humanitarian projects<br />

worldwide. We finished our coffee and pastries<br />

and continued as a group of six riders heading<br />

for the next control at Alston at 150k.<br />

We were zipping along nicely as we headed<br />

into England and Russell felt relaxed enough to<br />

take photo's from the back of our peleton under<br />

blue skies and warm weather. All was well until<br />

about 20k before Alston and Gavster's front<br />

wheel went ping as a spoke failed. After a bit of<br />

deliberation and some thought he trued it up as<br />

best he could and we continued to Alston with<br />

the hope of finding a bike shop after a tip off<br />

that there was a bike shop not too far from our<br />

route. We all agreed that the wheel would need<br />

a repair from somebody who knew what they<br />

were doing if Gavster was going to successfully<br />

complete the full ride. Alston is a nice place<br />

to stop with several cafés to choose from but<br />

we opted for a snack at the side of the road<br />

and I grabbed food and the now customary<br />

pint of milk before googling for bike shops to<br />

find out whether such a thing existed in these<br />

parts. Google confirmed that North Pennine<br />

Cycles was located 2 miles away in Nenthead<br />

and a quick phone call found that the owner<br />

was happy to help. We made our way off route<br />

over to the small village of Nenthead and found<br />

that it is England's highest village at 1500 feet,<br />

which was not really the detour we needed on<br />

a 400k ride! The bike shop is well located as<br />

it's on England's most popular long distance<br />

cycle route, the C2C, which passes through the<br />

village. After 45 minutes we said our goodbyes<br />

and following inspection of my paper map<br />

pages that I carry as a back-up in case my GPS<br />

dies, we headed straight up the 25% hill out<br />

of the village, that is England's second highest<br />

road, before descending to meet the lower<br />

slopes of Yad Moss. Although I rely on GPS<br />

navigation from a Garmin Etrex I also have a<br />

spiral bound A5 map book of Scotland that<br />

allows me to easily tear out the relevant map<br />

pages and mark up routes in pencil noting the<br />

controls to carry as a back-up. These pages are<br />

then re-used for future events making sure that<br />

I erase the old route before marking the new<br />

route. I've found that this allows me to better<br />

understand the route, comes to my aid should<br />

I need to go off route and gives me something<br />

to read should I be eating by myself in a café<br />

somewhere.<br />

We were now on catch-up mode and made<br />

our way to the half-way point at Barnard Castle<br />

arriving after 5pm just as all the cafes were<br />

closing and before the pubs were serving food.<br />

A quick fish and chips was consumed before<br />

heading back over Yad Moss in good weather.<br />

We made it back to Alston without incident<br />

but on the road to Johnstonebridge at around<br />

midnight Gavster's front wheel made a familiar<br />

ping as another spoke failed. Using headtorches<br />

we spotted the offending spoke that was<br />

fortunately different to the spoke that had been<br />

replaced 120k earlier, but which still left us with<br />

the same problem. We made a fix and rolled 20k<br />

to the control at Johnstonebridge services for<br />

2am as the rain was falling. It was obvious that it<br />

was unwise for Gavster to attempt to continue<br />

with a weakened wheel in deteriorating<br />

weather along what we knew would be rougher<br />

surfaced roads in the dark. 340k marked the<br />

end of Gavster's ride as he booked the last<br />

remaining room in the adjoining hotel at<br />

Johnstonebridge services. I had an all too brief<br />

rest before continuing with Russell and three<br />

other riders who had waited for me whilst<br />

the rain, which had deluged for the last hour,<br />

slackened its downpour. It was lightly raining<br />

when we finally headed away at 3.30am and<br />

the next 3.5 hours to the <strong>arrivee</strong> was beset by<br />

heavy downpours to arrive in Galashiels at 7am.<br />

I decided that it was best to collect a receipt<br />

for this final control before closing my eyes for<br />

45 minutes in the Berlingo parked in Tesco's<br />

car park to recharge my batteries before the<br />

drive home. If I had any energy left I could have<br />

reflected on having achieved my first RRtY and<br />

my first Super Randonneur series. But for now it<br />

was quickly home for another longer sleep.<br />

Reflections<br />

On reflection, there were several learnings<br />

from my experiences:<br />

••<br />

The DIY route should provide a reliable<br />

ride in all weather conditions that allows<br />

straightforward completion as RRtY is<br />

challenging enough without adding<br />

complexity;<br />

••<br />

Flexibility on dates to complete the monthly<br />

rides is essential to success as timing is critical<br />

by planning a ride early in the month to allow<br />

the possibility of completing a later ride if<br />

required;<br />

••<br />

Assume that most, if not all, of the DIY rides<br />

would be completed without company as it<br />

proves increasingly difficult to synchronise<br />

the diaries of fellow riders as the months go<br />

on;<br />

••<br />

Don't underestimate the power of jelly babies<br />

••<br />

Don't tell “normal” people too many details<br />

about what you're doing because they just<br />

won't understand;<br />

••<br />

Take advantage of available formal<br />

accommodation such as hotels to maximise<br />

the chance of a decent night's sleep and blow<br />

the cost;<br />

••<br />

Eat real food, often and early, and don't rush<br />

around too much.<br />

Generally, I found my RRtY a lot harder to<br />

achieve than my SR. My RRtY required good<br />

planning and a willingness to venture into the<br />

outdoors in all weathers knowing that much of<br />

the winter rides would be done in deteriorating<br />

weather and failing light. The SR “just” required<br />

three longer rides in the summer, which were<br />

all calendar events meaning that there was<br />

valuable support of other riders and a good<br />

base fitness following the RRtY miles. Next<br />

season my objective will be another SR as I<br />

target an Ultra Super Randonneur! ◆<br />

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This is one of John Perrin's fine<br />

portfolio of rides – the Broken<br />

Cross Audaxes – named after John's<br />

home “village” near Macclesfield.<br />

The name is a Latin reference to<br />

the lead mining which went on here in Roman<br />

times. Lutudarum is the odd-one-out: being the<br />

middle section of the Knockerdown 200, with<br />

which it runs concurrently, it starts at Hulme<br />

End on the River Manifold. Having done the<br />

inaugural 200, I have opted for the shorter ride<br />

on the last two occasions. The Knockerdown<br />

is a great ride but the Lutudarum gives me the<br />

opportunity to help John with the controlling<br />

and refreshments on<br />

both rides<br />

Peter<br />

Bond<br />

and still have a ride to boot. My intention each<br />

time was to get round reasonably quickly so<br />

that I could help John at the finish, which was<br />

just a few kilometres further down the Manifold<br />

Trail. This would also be a control for the longer<br />

route, so I wanted to get back as quickly as was<br />

compatible with taking pictures, age and, above<br />

all, having fun!<br />

The Peak District is what it says and our<br />

way would be rather like riding along a river<br />

bed at the bottom of a sinuous ravine, as we<br />

passed from riverside trail to converted railway<br />

tracks, breaking out from time to time for a<br />

moorland crossing with views of some of the<br />

oddest shaped hills you will see anywhere. And<br />

everywhere we would see the reminders of the<br />

phenomenal human energy that has wrought<br />

this landscape, for rock, road and railway. It's a<br />

wonderfully well thought out route and fiftyfive<br />

of the one hundred and twenty kilometres<br />

would be on well-surfaced trails.<br />

Having seen the Knockerdown riders off from<br />

Broken Cross, Mike Roberts and I loaded our bikes<br />

onto the famous red camper van and John drove<br />

us down to Hulme End, where we found thirty or so<br />

riders waiting to collect their accreditation. Among<br />

them was Ian Ryall, taking a rare short ride before the<br />

rigours of the 1000k Mille Cymru a couple of weeks<br />

later. Also there were Andrew Lees and his son Isaac<br />

from Sheffield. I suspect some riders might have<br />

looked a little askance at Isaac, who is probably<br />

only about eight years old. I had no such<br />

misgivings, having last seen him climbing<br />

the killer 1-in-5s on one of Chris Crossland's<br />

rides, with one hand off the bars pointing at a<br />

wrecked car in the ravine below.<br />

Duty done, Mike and I set off about five<br />

minutes after the pack and bowled along<br />

the Manifold Trail. This is a ride full of landmarks<br />

and immediately I looked for the gaping mouth<br />

of Thor's Cave, a reputedly neolithic dwelling<br />

high up on the right of the ravine. Two years<br />

ago, we'd had bad weather (for months) and the<br />

trail was wet and strewn with branches. The last<br />

two editions have been beautiful, with hardly a<br />

whisper of wind. Taking in the lush fields with<br />

brown beasts lazing on blankets of buttercups<br />

and clover it was a little odd to be thinking<br />

how foreign was this quintessentially English<br />

scenery. I could imagine I was on the Rhine and<br />

the Lorelei were singing down from the cave. In<br />

fact, the Manifold Trail follows the line of one of<br />

the Peak District's newest railways, the Leek and<br />

Manifold Valley Light Railway. This was a narrowgauge<br />

line built to carry milk from farms to<br />

Swainsley Tunnel<br />

market as well as passengers. It only lasted from<br />

about 1900 until the 1930s but we certainly reap<br />

the benefit today. It was laid by an engineer who<br />

had built lines in India, which seems appropriate<br />

for the gorges we were riding through.<br />

Swainsley Tunnel, the first of the day (this ride<br />

could easily be called Tracks and Tunnels) is a<br />

pretty modest affair, though I don't suppose<br />

it felt like that to the navvies. For thirteen<br />

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kilometres I rolled along the traffic-free trail,<br />

crossing dry creeks that two years ago had been<br />

toffee-coloured torrents with the butterbur<br />

leaves floating like lily pads on the surface. Half a<br />

mile on the A-road to Ashbourne brought us to a<br />

left turn onto a side road and our first stiff climb.<br />

We caught the main group at a short level bit<br />

where I'm sure I heard someone exclaim, “What<br />

– up there?” I should point out that it's to John's<br />

great credit that he has devised a 120k route that<br />

collects 1.75 AAA points, without encountering a<br />

single chevron against, though there are several<br />

“with the flow”.<br />

The climb levels out just before Throwley Hall<br />

Farm – where I neglected to take a picture of<br />

the derelict old hall – before plunging down the<br />

exhilerating descent to Musden Grange, which is<br />

by a very sharp left-hand bend. I'd been looking<br />

forward to seeing the spectacular red chestnut<br />

flowers but they had gone over. Instead, there<br />

were the first of scores of Duke Of Edinburgh's<br />

Award Scheme hikers we were to encounter on<br />

the way round. I'd been working quite hard, on<br />

my mission, so it was sobering to catch Andrew<br />

and Isaac on this stretch: 17 kilometres to catch<br />

an 8 year-old for five minutes…. In Ilam, there is<br />

the fine recently restored monument. Turning<br />

left for Thorpe, I soon passed the entrance to<br />

beautiful Dove Dale and Thorpe Cloud loomed<br />

like a sentinel on my left as I got stuck into the<br />

climb over the grassy rise to the village itself.<br />

Just beyond Thorpe the route joins the<br />

Tissington trail for another couple of kilometres<br />

of dappled shade. This short section ends<br />

near the excellent snack-bar and there were<br />

many cyclists taking a break there, including a<br />

beaming Ian Ryall. I didn't need a stop this early<br />

but I can recommend the hot vegetarian pasties<br />

from previous experience. A little further on is<br />

a ford, which in the wet year had been so deep<br />

that people were fishing in it. This time, the<br />

cobbles were clearly visible below the surface<br />

but I took no chances and used the footbridge.<br />

A gentle climb to Bradbourne, followed by<br />

a more determined one past Netherton Hall<br />

brought me to the Ashbourne to Matlock<br />

road, with the Knockerdown pub just down<br />

the hill to the left. A little wiggle right and<br />

left put me on the descent to the Carsington<br />

Water reservoir. This is, as far as I can work out,<br />

a storage reservoir, rather than a catchment<br />

one, as most of the water in it is pumped from<br />

miles away. It is a glorious sight and was very<br />

busy on this sunny summer Saturday. It is a<br />

real tourist trap and a very large chunk of the<br />

bait is the excellent pedestrian and cycle path<br />

which circumnavigates the lake. This trail is not<br />

completely flat but any rises are gentle and the<br />

surface was very good, thanks in part to the<br />

dry spell, and for ten kilometres I meandered<br />

through copses of trees and fields of wildflowers,<br />

weaving my way through the many<br />

walkers and cyclists who were taking advantage<br />

of this wonderful facility.<br />

In the obviously rich and well-kept village of<br />

Hopton, the route returns to road opposite an<br />

idyllic scene with a beautiful garden by a house<br />

with a curious rounded gable end. Hopton Hall<br />

itself was built for the Gell family who have<br />

been gentry there since the 12th century. It is<br />

this family which gives a prosaic explanation<br />

for the track known as<br />

the Via Gellia. It's easy<br />

to imagine it is Roman<br />

in origin but in fact it<br />

was built by the Gells<br />

to serve their industrial<br />

interests. Even more<br />

prosaic is the trade<br />

name Viyella which<br />

developed from it! We<br />

don't actually reach<br />

the hall on this route<br />

but take a sharp right<br />

turn just before to enter<br />

a magical woodland,<br />

where the road is hewn<br />

out of the rocky slope<br />

and the climb is not so<br />

steep that you can't<br />

appreciate the dappled<br />

shade before you break<br />

out onto the moor<br />

above.<br />

Leaving the wood,<br />

I enjoyed the drop to<br />

the crossroads, where<br />

we took to the tracks<br />

again, this time on the<br />

High Peak Trail, an old<br />

mineral line between<br />

Cromford and Buxton.<br />

Turning left off the<br />

newly made connecting<br />

track, riders are<br />

immediately faced with<br />

the infamous Hopton<br />

Incline, down which<br />

laden trucks would<br />

occasionally plummet<br />

to disaster. On the longer Knockerdown ride,<br />

you have just climbed the gruelling mile out of<br />

Cromford to reach the trail and are then almost<br />

immediately onto the incline, which can seem<br />

a bit gratuitous. However, after only forty-odd<br />

kilometres (and no Cromford) it didn't seem like<br />

anything much. In its heyday it was the steepest<br />

railway gradient in the British Isles.<br />

Although at this visit we are only on the trail<br />

for four or five kilometres, there is plenty to<br />

catch the eye. The remains of a windmill stand<br />

defiantly in Carsington Pasture to the left of the<br />

trail, though this year the view has been spoilt<br />

by the construction of three (so far) windturbines;<br />

they may be a traditional use of the<br />

space but they have ruined the atmosphere.<br />

There are modern day works to left and right<br />

and Harboro Rocks on the right are a magnet<br />

for picnickers and walkers. In the north you are<br />

never far from evidence of industry and I always<br />

pay silent tribute to the ghosts whose lives of<br />

toil enabled me to glide (relatively) effortlessly<br />

through the scenes of their endeavour. I left the<br />

trail at Longcliffe picnic area, which has some<br />

interesting artwork based on the history of the<br />

line.<br />

After negotiating a very narrow gap in a<br />

wall I was back on the road and heading north<br />

towards Elton. This is a very pretty village and<br />

has its own special interest:one of the cottages<br />

was the home of Alfred Gregory, photographer<br />

on the expedition to Everest in 1953. It rather put<br />

Hopton Incline<br />

the day's puny climbing efforts into perspective,<br />

though of course, we were managing without<br />

sherpas or oxygen. Alfred himself was a<br />

renowned climber and carried supplies to<br />

28,000 feet to establish a camp for the summit<br />

attempt. He saw out his days in Australia, where<br />

he died at the age of 98. Sir John Hunt, who led<br />

the expedition, was one of the prime movers<br />

in setting up the Duke of Edinburgh's Award<br />

scheme whose aspirants were such a feature of<br />

the ride, so it is all of a piece. Appropriate, too,<br />

that the next climb should be of the lovely Cliff<br />

Lane. I like this climb; it's pretty short but has<br />

a right-angle bend in it to add to the interest<br />

and today it had a magnificant bunch of blue<br />

geraniums marking the turn.<br />

Three or four miles of fast main road brought<br />

me to Bakewell, where I was caught by the first<br />

riders on the 200. Bakewell is a very popular<br />

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place and today was no exception. As I wormed<br />

my way through, a young woman beckoned from<br />

the window of her car and naturally I acceded to<br />

her demands. She wondered, having seen my<br />

well-worn Harry Hall bike, if I knew where the<br />

base for the Eroica Britannia event was. This is an<br />

English version of the classic Italian ride for classic<br />

road bikes, which must fulfill certain age-criteria.<br />

I regretted that I could not help. I also suspected<br />

that it was not the sight of my machine but<br />

its ancient rider, that made me a target of the<br />

enquiry. I shrugged it off and climbed up to the<br />

next off-road section.<br />

The Monsal Trail has only<br />

been open in its present<br />

form for a couple of years.<br />

The many tunnels, which<br />

had been blocked off since<br />

the railway (from Bakewell<br />

to Buxton) closed, were reopened<br />

in 2011. These help<br />

to provide a wonderfully<br />

atmospheric ride, as well as some blissfully cool<br />

air on a hot day. Fourteen kilometres of very well<br />

surfaced trail (the tunnels are tarmaced) also<br />

take you across viaducts which soar over the<br />

dales beneath. In one instance, at Monsal Head, I<br />

think, there are always parties of abseilers taking<br />

the direct route. Some of the old platforms and<br />

station buildings are still to be seen along the<br />

trail and some have their own peculiar history.<br />

Hassop Station, which has a café that was doing<br />

great business with walkers and cyclists, was<br />

built by one stuck-up aristocrat because he<br />

didn't want to share a station with the stuck-up<br />

aristocrat next door. At Millers Dale viaduct (so<br />

good they built it twice), we rode over the older<br />

bridge while the newer one rusted picturesquely<br />

Organiser John Perrin with AN Other and Chris Crookes<br />

under its counterpane<br />

of wildflowers. It was<br />

here that I stopped to<br />

tighten the rear wheel<br />

skewer, having finally<br />

remembered what<br />

the clunking that had<br />

“The river was a<br />

motionless slab of<br />

glass… butterbur<br />

leaves covered the<br />

bank with green<br />

leathery scales”<br />

Hopton<br />

Harboro Rocks<br />

annoyed me for the last dozen kilometres had<br />

meant last time!<br />

The Georgian-style mill at Cressbrook is quite<br />

a surprising sight so far below and Litton Tunnel<br />

recalls the notorious Litton Mill, which was the<br />

scene of such abuse and childslavery<br />

that it hastened reforms<br />

in working conditions. It seems<br />

perverse to think of these things<br />

in such beautiful surroundings<br />

but our memories may be the<br />

only acknowledgement some<br />

of the victims will ever have. It<br />

has to be said, too, that there is<br />

a hideous, though fascinating<br />

construction on the trail which wouldn't look out<br />

of place in a town centre car park or a communistera<br />

Moscow apartment block. Apparently it<br />

is a lime kiln, but whether or not the concrete<br />

buttresses are later additions to prevent it falling<br />

into the track I don't know. Fascinating all the<br />

same.<br />

Just after Rusher Cutting tunnel, the route<br />

leaves the trail, though walkers can continue<br />

along the old line. After an extremely circumspect<br />

off-road descent of thirty yards or so, I found the<br />

answer to an information question at Blackwell<br />

Cycle Hire, which, like everywhere else on this<br />

glorious day, was doing a roaring trade. I rode on<br />

along the trail by the river Wye, which was still<br />

and low, in marked contrast to the first year when<br />

it had threatened to flood the path. The river<br />

was a motionless slab of glass and<br />

alongside the huge butterbur leaves<br />

covered the bank with green leathery<br />

scales.<br />

After such a country idyll, it's<br />

almost a shock to be presented with<br />

a spell on the A6 but I was actually<br />

relishing the steady climb and<br />

the opportunity to get out of the<br />

saddle. The ride up Topley Pike is not<br />

particularly demanding but it was<br />

nice to stand and have a different<br />

riding position for a few turns. A<br />

cautious turn off the busy road<br />

towards Chelmorton brings more<br />

climbing and also a view<br />

over to the right of what<br />

I think may be the older<br />

part of the Topley Pike<br />

quarries. A left turn took<br />

me to Chelmorton itself,<br />

which looks like another<br />

fairly wealthy village<br />

built pretty much as a<br />

strip along a kilometre<br />

or so of road. On the<br />

way out I snapped the<br />

perfect summer scene<br />

of beasts browsing in<br />

a field of buttercups. I<br />

was still pinching myself<br />

to believe that such a<br />

lovely spell of weather<br />

was actually happening.<br />

A quick right and left<br />

across the Ashbourne<br />

road and I was plunging<br />

down the stony track<br />

to join the High Peak<br />

Trail again. It had recently been re-charged<br />

with large chippings and I just survived the<br />

descent. The High Peak Trail is much less gothic<br />

than the Monsal Trail and has the feel of a<br />

forest track rather than a thoroughfare. It is<br />

also much narrower, which lends it a particular<br />

enchantment. The first few kilometres of this<br />

section had a riot of wildflowers in the verge,<br />

especially bird's foot trefoil and clover. Every now<br />

and then the trail passes through a cutting with<br />

walls of limestone looming on either side. Last<br />

year on this section, I came up to a group who<br />

had an interesting mixture of bikes, including one<br />

which had a sort of bogie on the front, by which<br />

means a man was able to pedal his disabled wife<br />

along the trail. We chatted about our different<br />

types of cycling for a couple of hundred yards. It<br />

was a marvellous day for seeing so many cyclists<br />

and walkers out enjoying a fabulous area.<br />

I've been along this track in both directions<br />

several times now, so it had been a surprise to<br />

come across a new, though ancient-looking<br />

building as I approached the Parsley Hay visitor<br />

centre. A stone round-house with a conical roof,<br />

it is apparently a gift from the people of Croatia<br />

on their joining the European Union. I'm not quite<br />

sure what I think about it in that particular spot,<br />

which is rich in its own heritage, but it is certainly<br />

a singular structure.<br />

I filled up my bottles at the tap outside the café<br />

and rode on to where the trail splits; the right fork<br />

takes you down the Tissington Trail, through an<br />

impressive, gloomy cutting, but our way was to<br />

the left, where the track got even narrower. After<br />

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another five kilometres, making a total of thirteen<br />

or so for this section, I reached the car park at<br />

Minninglow. Minninglow itself is an ancient burial<br />

mound. I'm not sure whether I saw it from the<br />

car park or earlier on the ride from another angle<br />

but it is very striking with a stand of tall trees<br />

surrounded by a fringe of lower-growing trees or<br />

shrubs.<br />

Leaving the car park in the direction of Parwich,<br />

I soon noticed a rather fine but dilapidated pair<br />

of farm buildings on a down on the right of the<br />

road. I don't know if they are all that remains of a<br />

farm, or if they were outbuildings but they have<br />

very striking stonework and are crying out to be<br />

restored. Not long after this I turned right down<br />

what the route-sheet describes as a “mucky<br />

lane”. It was good to have the warning because<br />

although the surface is tarmaced it is covered in<br />

loose stones, manure, soil and twigs. However,<br />

it was also great fun to descend to the village<br />

of Parwich. This has one of those impressive<br />

churches that make you wonder why on earth<br />

they are there. I imagine that when people<br />

were more tied to the land before agricultural<br />

crises and the industrial revolution depopulated<br />

the countryside, then such a church might be<br />

justified, although the one at Parwich looks a<br />

little later to me than that and possibly belongs to<br />

the great Victorian church building era (look it up,<br />

Bond, look it up!). Whatever, it is a fine building in<br />

a fine setting.<br />

I turned right in Parwich and rode on through<br />

Alsop en le Dale, so-called because it isn't in a<br />

dale, although almost every depression between<br />

two lumps is called a dale in this part of the world.<br />

The village may have been named by a medieval<br />

estate agent. Another crossing of the Ashbourne<br />

road brought me to Milldale which is at the<br />

northern end of Dovedale. In fact, the route took<br />

a sharp right hand turn in the village, where to go<br />

straight on would have been to enter the fabled<br />

Dove Dale itself. A little further on there is a left<br />

turn outside the Watts Russell Arms. The pub is<br />

very picturesque, with ivy covered walls and a<br />

fine sign. Watts Russell himself was the man who<br />

pretty much demolished Ilam in order to re-build<br />

it like somewhere he'd seen in Switzerland.<br />

The left turn delivers the last series of<br />

undulations of the day and a fine view of<br />

what I think is Soles Hill, one of the many<br />

characteristically-shaped hills of the unique Peak<br />

District. Before long I was through Wetton with<br />

only a mile or so to the finish, and wondering<br />

whether or not I was early enough to be of much<br />

use to John at the arrivée. But there were still<br />

sights to come on the left of the road. Last year<br />

there had been a magnificent scene of haymaking<br />

which had a sort of green geometry<br />

about it. Then there was a view of Thor's cave<br />

looming over the thickly wooded valley in<br />

which John would be waiting with the “Van of<br />

Delights”.<br />

The final descent to the finish at Wetton Mill<br />

is fast and twisty and overhung with trees, but I<br />

managed to avoid the two large pot-holes I'd hit<br />

last year before pulling up at John's van, where<br />

he appeared to be surrounded by huge bales of<br />

some kind of material. These turned out to be the<br />

enormous rucksacks on a group of diminutive<br />

girls who had got lost on their Duke of Edinburgh<br />

hike. While John added to their confusion, I<br />

sorted out a cup of tea and some delightful<br />

comestible or other from the V of D and prepared<br />

to help register and feed the subsequent<br />

finishers. There were also the riders on the 200k<br />

to refresh as our finish was a control on their way<br />

back to Broken Cross.<br />

Over the next two or three hours, I had a<br />

fascinating time helping with the admin and the<br />

refreshments and generally chatting to riders.<br />

Most were accounted for by the time we set off<br />

back to Broken Cross to help John's wife, Elaine,<br />

catering for the long ride finishers. As it turned<br />

out, most had already gone by the time we<br />

arrived and Elaine had done a marvellous job<br />

holding the fort on her own.<br />

I'm sure all will have been impressed by the<br />

wonderful hospitality. I was particularly pleased<br />

for John when some of the Lutudarum riders,<br />

who'd obviously found it a tough day out, praised<br />

him for his route and his refreshments. I hope<br />

they'll try some of his other rides. This particular<br />

one is a gem: a perfect summer's day out, one<br />

that will live long in the memory. ◆<br />

Golden Road and Standing Stones 300km (photos Ian Gilbert)<br />

Paul Manasseh<br />

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RANDONNEE<br />

Flattest Possible 300<br />

Malcolm Dancy<br />

I<br />

did the San Fairy Ann CC Flattest Possible<br />

300 on Sunday 13 July <strong>2014</strong>, an event that is<br />

part of the so-called Fairies Flat Five.<br />

Before I rolled up I knew nothing about<br />

the San Fairy Ann Cycling Club, other than<br />

the neat multi-lingual pun in its title and the<br />

alliterative marketing brilliance of the audax<br />

events it organises. Being a relative newcomer<br />

to audax, I arrived as I usually do, with very little<br />

in the way of expectation and an open mind.<br />

In the comfort of my own home, sitting in<br />

front of the computer, the idea of starting an<br />

event at stupid o'clock in the morning and riding<br />

100 km before breakfast and then completing a<br />

further 200 km was really quite compelling. The<br />

evening before, as my wife was getting ready<br />

to go to bed, the idea of willingly going out into<br />

the night and forsaking much-needed hours of<br />

rest was very much less appealing. To be brutally<br />

honest I didn't want to turn up at all.<br />

To make things worse, I was in danger of<br />

falling asleep whilst driving along the near<br />

empty motorway towards Ashford for the start.<br />

The only reason I didn't pull out – aside<br />

from the shame of posting a DNS – was<br />

that I desperately needed the miles (I mean<br />

kilometres) in my legs. In a moment of madness<br />

some months previously I had committed myself<br />

to 1300km of riding in the Scottish Highlands at<br />

the end of July.<br />

Once the satnav had delivered me to the right<br />

postcode, a friendly volunteer waving a bicycle<br />

light showed me where the HQ was. The car park<br />

was already filling up and another volunteer<br />

guided me to my spot. Reassuring organisation<br />

in the darkness.<br />

I removed the bike from the bike rack, and<br />

transformed myself from motorist to cyclist,<br />

which mostly entailed a change of footwear. I<br />

went inside to sign in and then make a beeline<br />

for the tea and Jaffa cakes.<br />

There were about 30 of us riding the 300k<br />

event, and we set off in one group. I seem to<br />

turn up to audax events unprepared; this time I<br />

hadn't ridden more than 50 km since early March<br />

and I was feeling a definite need to preserve my<br />

energies. I therefore wanted to ride at a sensible<br />

pace. On the other hand, sitting on the back of a<br />

bunch of fast boys was a good way of eating up<br />

the miles (sorry, I do mean kilometres) without<br />

too much pain. I adopted the rather selfish<br />

policy of staying near the front of the group, but<br />

not near enough there was any danger of me<br />

actually being there to do my share of the work.<br />

To my fellow riders, I apologise.<br />

Good organisation went well beyond<br />

management of car park and the ample<br />

provision of tea and Jaffa cakes. The route had<br />

us riding in the early hours of the morning<br />

along wide main roads with excellent surfaces<br />

while they were free of traffic. The same roads<br />

you would avoid like the plague during the day<br />

as they would be terrorised by fast cars and<br />

polluted by their exhaust.<br />

For most of these hours I had no real idea<br />

where I was or in what direction I was headed,<br />

but there were plenty of fellow riders who had<br />

ridden the routes before, and each junction was<br />

accompanied by a round of little beeps from<br />

GPS units. There were signposts for Hastings,<br />

I remember. We stopped by a Martello Tower<br />

at around 50 km for the first control, at which<br />

point I noticed there were only a dozen of us<br />

present from the 30 who had started. I quickly<br />

realised that although tea was on offer, if I<br />

chose to drink it some of my fellow riders<br />

would be gone before I finished. From here we<br />

rode along the coast road beside the sea wall.<br />

A while later there was an information stop,<br />

so more knowledgeable riders than myself<br />

informed me, and I made a mental note of the<br />

maximum height of a vehicle that could pass<br />

under a particular bridge. An hour or so later<br />

when we approached the town of Rye, and for<br />

a few minutes I knew where I was. None of us<br />

remembered to check the information stop here<br />

but we latterly picked up the idea that 2.2 m was<br />

relevant.<br />

Derek Jarman's house on Dungeness<br />

My policy of staying near the front now<br />

had to me with the first six riders in the event.<br />

Uncharted territory for me. But I was feeling<br />

quite surprisingly strong, and went to the front<br />

finally to do my share. Things were going well.<br />

Breakfast was bacon butties and croissants.<br />

I don't eat bacon so I made up for it with the<br />

croissants. The breakfast stop at 100 km was<br />

back at the original headquarters so I could<br />

leave my longsleeved jersey and my leggings<br />

behind. And my lights.<br />

Setting off, I was full of optimism. I'd done<br />

the first hundred in less than four hours, and at<br />

this rate would be finished by 4 o'clock in the<br />

afternoon. Audax is not about winning, but if<br />

it were, I was at the front. I felt fantastic. the<br />

sense of my own raw power rushed through my<br />

bloodstream.<br />

Unfortunately, once I was back in the saddle<br />

after breakfast, I found I wasn't quite in the<br />

same groove. The same fast riders I had been<br />

cycling with were still fast and I no longer<br />

was. I normally climb better than most people<br />

because I'm skeletally thin, but these guys were<br />

dropping me going uphill.<br />

Ah, yes. Uphill. I was quickly gaining an<br />

appreciation of the very subtle difference<br />

between Flattest Possible and Flat. While there<br />

was a minimum level of climbing in the event,<br />

climbing there was. Kent is known for being<br />

rolling, rather than hilly, but rolling is not flat.<br />

The rolling downs imply the rolling ups. Soon I<br />

found myself in a group of one, moving at my<br />

own pace. A pace that was very much slower.<br />

And quieter.<br />

The first thing to do in such a situation is stay<br />

calm and not get lost. I didn't panic, but neither<br />

did I fail to get myself lost.<br />

I stopped for a few minutes to get my<br />

bearings (Google Maps) and dig the route sheet<br />

out of my back pocket. And off again.<br />

For the daylight hours, the route was much<br />

more scenic, with narrow grass-strewn lanes<br />

working their way across the very much rolling<br />

countryside. I enjoyed the next 50 km at a more<br />

leisurely pace, taking in my surroundings. I<br />

reached the halfway checkpoint (150 km) just as<br />

my former co-riders were leaving, and I knew<br />

better than to roll on and stay with them. Now<br />

that I was in a place with tea and cake I would<br />

wait for the next riders on the road.<br />

And wait I did, through several cups of very<br />

welcome tea and possibly more cake than was<br />

strictly necessary. I met lots of people who were<br />

doing the 150k ride for whom this was their first<br />

checkpoint. Everybody seemed to be having a<br />

good time.<br />

Finally I had three or four companions, and we<br />

set off together in the warm spring sunshine.<br />

We were heading towards Romney Marsh<br />

and Dungeness. My companions were local to<br />

the area and knew the roads, and they were<br />

grumbling about the road ahead of us. The<br />

wind, and the worst road surface in England. I<br />

had never been to Dungeness but I had read<br />

about it in a colour supplement and was looking<br />

forward to it.<br />

Romney Marsh is 100 square miles of flat,<br />

low-lying wetland sheltered from the sea by<br />

the low head land of Dungeness. It is almost<br />

uninhabited, which makes it an ideal sanctuary<br />

for birds and an ideal site for a nuclear power<br />

station. Being flat, and next to the sea, the wind<br />

was merciless and we had to grind away along<br />

the lonely road towards Dungeness.<br />

I had expected the wind, and preferring fat<br />

tyres on my bikes I never worry about rough<br />

roads. Except… there is something special<br />

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GOLDEN ROAD AND STANDING STONES - PHOTOS BY IAN GILBERT<br />

about the road to Dungeness, which is made<br />

of concrete, without significant numbers of<br />

potholes, but has ridges going across the road<br />

which seem to be designed to create the most<br />

irritating vibrations possible. Quite memorably<br />

unpleasant.<br />

But Dungeness is an amazing place, especially<br />

in bright sunshine under a blue sky. We were<br />

heading for the lighthouse and the power<br />

station which were prominent on the horizon,<br />

and to reach them we passed the scattering of<br />

wooden shacks that make up the village, the<br />

most impressive of which is film director Derek<br />

Jarman's, with its famous garden.<br />

The control was at the railway station cafe,<br />

the railway in question being the 13 mile narrow<br />

gauge Romney, Hythe and Dymchurch Railway.<br />

Fabulous.<br />

After an extended cafe stop, there were<br />

thankfully some kilometres of wind-assisted flat<br />

riding. Unfortunately, to return to the start/finish<br />

it was necessary to tackle some of the sharp<br />

gradients of the Weald. Again the difference<br />

between flat, and flattest possible, a difference<br />

made more striking by fatigue.<br />

Soon enough however, we had negotiated<br />

our way around the narrow lanes and attractive<br />

countryside to the event HQ where I made a<br />

serious effort to replace lost calories. A final<br />

event: I drove home with the windows open<br />

and the radio very loud to avoid sleepiness,<br />

reflecting on a day very well spent. ◆<br />

Once More Into the Breach, Dear Riders<br />

Corwen Audax rides, July <strong>2014</strong><br />

David Matthews<br />

The first thing to say is that there was an<br />

appalling weather forecast for the whole<br />

day of these rides: drenching rain in<br />

abundance.<br />

The effect on the ratio of entrants to starters<br />

is very interesting. The hard men on the 200k<br />

mostly turned up as did the geriatrics on the<br />

60k. The field for the classic and popular 100k<br />

Brenig Bach was heavily reduced with only one<br />

third of entrants turning up.<br />

Barmouth Boulevard<br />

204km; 3650m ascent<br />

13 from 19 entries turned up and set off<br />

bravely into the rain. As you can see from the<br />

comments posted on YACF, copied below, the<br />

riders had a great day out. 11 finishers as one<br />

rider packed and another suffered a broken<br />

derailleur.<br />

“Had I been on my own I probably wouldn't<br />

have started as I hate setting off in the rain and the<br />

forecast was dreadful. But I had gone with a friend<br />

(his first 200 audax) so I didn't bottle it. Bounced the<br />

first control as it was still raining and had a good<br />

run to Harlech, which is a place I love, chatting<br />

with jamesb on the run in. The waterproofs came<br />

off shortly after and stayed off, contrary to the<br />

forecast. This ride is full of beautiful valleys and the<br />

scenery is stunning, even in poor weather. And the<br />

hills just keep giving and giving!<br />

It was very humid as I got to Bwlch y Groes and the<br />

sweat was streaming off my face but the sun came<br />

out shortly after and it was a lovely evening.<br />

Good to have a chat with other finishers at the pub.<br />

Many many thanks to Dave M for putting on this<br />

ride, there were 13 starters and it deserves a lot<br />

more, a great combination of lanes, scenery, sea<br />

views and hills."<br />

“Agree, this was a wonderful day out and a<br />

great day out. I might not have started without<br />

the encouragement from James at about 7am,<br />

but was really pleased I did. Shame about the<br />

small numbers, but this was obviously a very select<br />

group. Enjoyed the company of Andy, Ian and Mark<br />

on the road, and most of the others at the cafe<br />

stops. Everyone helped me get round.<br />

I really love this part of Wales, having spent nearly<br />

six months working near Barmouth between<br />

school and university (summer of 69 - 45 years<br />

ago!!) Much of it hasn't really changed.<br />

Thanks again, David, for organising it. See you<br />

again soon.”<br />

The Brenig Bach<br />

107km; 1920m ascent<br />

As stated previously there was a good entry<br />

of 40 riders for this event. However in the face<br />

of the early morning deluge only 15 riders took<br />

the start.<br />

There was a crash involving 3 riders on a<br />

downhill section near Bala, fortunately without<br />

injury, but causing them to pack. 2 other riders<br />

packed at Pentrefoelas. Congratulations to the<br />

10 riders who successfully completed this hilly<br />

ride.<br />

The Bala Parade<br />

60km; 700m ascent<br />

A low entry of 10 for this ride. 6 riders of<br />

pensionable age and beyond started and all<br />

finished. The rain stopped by 11:30, we had dried<br />

out by lunch time at the Llanuwchllyn control<br />

south of Lake Bala. All enjoyed a short day out in<br />

glorious, if damp, Welsh scenery.<br />

All 3 rides back on next year on Saturday<br />

July 18. Start times return to original schedule<br />

of 08:00; 08:30 and 09:00. Let’s hope for some<br />

good weather to enhance riders’ enjoyment of<br />

glorious North Wales.<br />

◆<br />

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OVERSEAS<br />

Escaping the Floods<br />

View down from the Coll de Jou to Sant Lloerenç de Morunys.<br />

Early <strong>2014</strong>. Rain, rain, rain. Water, water<br />

everywhere. Even roads at the top of<br />

hills were flooded… It seemed a good<br />

time to escape for a weekend to Spain.<br />

So very early one Friday morning<br />

I met Andy Seviour at Gatwick to check in for<br />

a flight to Barcelona. Our return flight was late<br />

Sunday, with a planned route heading north<br />

towards the Pyrenees. So we had three days of<br />

sun to look forward to – hopefully!<br />

After checking in our bags and bikes we<br />

settled into the BA Lounge for breakfast. No, we<br />

weren't travelling business class – in fact we had<br />

got quite cheap tickets – but this<br />

was one perk of me having spent far<br />

too many hours recently in BA's fleet<br />

of 747s and 777s – and the other perk<br />

was that both our bikes travelled<br />

free of charge.<br />

Friday – Barcelona to Cardona<br />

Despite landing a bit early, by<br />

the time the bikes appeared, and<br />

we'd reassembled them, and then<br />

found the left luggage office to drop<br />

off the bike packing, it was around<br />

midday. But as seasoned AUKs, and<br />

with only 132km to go, what was<br />

there to worry about?<br />

Well, the first thing to worry about was that<br />

the road leaving the terminal had “No Bicycles”<br />

signs. I'd spent some time with Google Maps<br />

trying to find a way out of Terminal 1 other than<br />

using the dual carriageway, without success – it<br />

was the only road. It was only a few hundred<br />

metres to escape to the various service roads<br />

north of the terminal, so we ignored the signs<br />

and pressed on. The second thing was that those<br />

few hundred metres heading north-west were<br />

hard work. The reason was very obvious when<br />

several minutes later the service road briefly<br />

Andy riding through Rocafort.<br />

Chris<br />

Beynon<br />

headed south east, and we were overtaken at<br />

speed by an empty box, blown along by the<br />

strong wind. The third thing was that it was a bit<br />

cloudy, with the threat of some rain later.<br />

The route, plotted into the Garmin, initially<br />

took us on the minor BV-2411 to Vilafranca del<br />

Penedès, but first we stopped in Gavà at a<br />

garage for lunch (part 1), eaten standing outside<br />

in true AUK fashion. The road climbed gently but<br />

steadily, but the strong headwind meant that at<br />

times we were down to 10kph. This was going to<br />

be a long day…<br />

However, after a while the road levelled out,<br />

and trees gave protection from the wind. Some<br />

way ahead we could see a local roadie, and<br />

we gradually closed the gap. On catching him,<br />

he didn't look very local, and turned out to be<br />

a Brit who had attended a big mobile phone<br />

conference in Barcelona, and had taken his bike<br />

with him to get some miles in before his flight<br />

home that evening. We rode with him to the<br />

N-340 junction, where he turned back, but we<br />

had barely started our day.<br />

At Vilafranca we stopped in a bar-cumrestaurant<br />

for lunch part 2 – a chicken<br />

something or other picked slightly at random<br />

off the menu (did I mention, neither of us speaks<br />

any usable Spanish – or more relevant here,<br />

any Catalan – at all). Several kilometres north<br />

of Vilafranca we hit our next problem – the<br />

minor C-244 on my 10 year old map had been<br />

upgraded to the C-15. It was still a two lane road<br />

(i.e. not dual-carriageway), and wasn't especially<br />

busy, but a familiar sign said “No Bicycles”. Andy<br />

spotted a “cycle route” sign on a parallel minor<br />

road to the next village, but on<br />

arriving at that village it appeared<br />

to be a choice of the C-15 or the C-15.<br />

There wasn't a “No Bicycles” sign<br />

though, so we carried on to the next<br />

junction – where the no cycling<br />

signs were back, but a farm road<br />

appeared to be heading the right<br />

way so we took that. However after<br />

about 1km it finished in a field, so we<br />

followed a well-worn track that led<br />

to a gap in the roadside fence, and<br />

continued on the C-15. At the next<br />

junction we could escape the C-15<br />

and still get to our next destination,<br />

Igualada, but that added several<br />

extra kilometres and a significant gratuitous<br />

climb in the process. (After studying Google<br />

satellite images on our return there do seem to<br />

be minor roads we could have used to avoid the<br />

C15, but they were not in OpenStreetMap on my<br />

Garmin, and are not in Google Maps.) At least it<br />

was now sunny, and the wind had dropped a bit.<br />

A gentle drag into Òdena left Andy well<br />

behind – the chicken whatever-it-was had<br />

clearly run out. While he was catching up, I<br />

scouted around the village and thankfully found<br />

a small shop open, and we got some more food.<br />

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We also took stock of the situation – we clearly<br />

weren't going to get to the hotel by 7pm as I<br />

had told them, so I emailed them to say we were<br />

on our way and would be there around 9pm.<br />

Suitably refreshed, we continued on the old<br />

C-241 to Manresa – helpfully left intact after the<br />

new C-37 had been built. This was a great road,<br />

with almost no traffic. At one point the surface<br />

was damp, so clearly we had escaped a shower<br />

(the only hint of rain all weekend – hooray!). Not<br />

long after we stopped to watch a strong red<br />

sunset, and then continued in the dark.<br />

The traffic returned in the large town of<br />

Manresa, where we headed onto the C-55 to<br />

our destination for the night, Cardona. This was<br />

the only road that was unpleasantly busy all<br />

weekend – a mix of late rush-hour traffic and<br />

lots of locals with skis on the roof, heading up<br />

to the mountains for the weekend. It was also<br />

relentlessly uphill, and progress was slow, but<br />

we finally got to the hotel around 9.30pm. Being<br />

Spain, that was perfect timing for dinner!<br />

In the end we did 139km, with 1800m of climb,<br />

and combined with a very early start in the UK,<br />

and a late night, it meant that there was little<br />

enthusiasm Saturday morning for my planned<br />

150km or 163km options for the day. Instead over<br />

breakfast we picked a route to the 1480m Coll de<br />

Jou that we estimated would be around 100km.<br />

We would be staying in the same excellent little<br />

hotel (La Premsa) again the second night, so we<br />

could leave most of our kit behind and travel<br />

light.<br />

Saturday – To the Coll de Jou<br />

It was sunny but cold as we started off on the<br />

C-55 again – thankfully now almost deserted of<br />

traffic. Before turning off onto the minor LV-4241<br />

towards the col we stopped for two rounds of<br />

coffee and cakes in a nice café in Solsona. Sun<br />

and climbing soon had us down to shorts (a<br />

first for the year!). An hour or so later a false<br />

summit led to a short fast descent, followed by<br />

continued climbing up to the col, with patches<br />

of snow at the side of the road. The obligatory<br />

photos were taken at the col sign, and just after<br />

that there was snow all around, it was cold,<br />

Tunnel en-route to the Llosa del Cavall reservoir<br />

and we quickly put all our layers on for the fast<br />

descent to Sant Lloerenç de Morunys for a latish<br />

lunch. We sat down at an empty table in the first<br />

restaurant we found, only to be told 5 minutes<br />

later that the table was reserved, and they<br />

had no space. Ummm. Anyway we found a bar<br />

serving food, and had a large plate of chicken,<br />

chips and salad each. It hit the spot perfectly,<br />

helping thaw us after the descent.<br />

After Sant Lloerenç we headed back south on<br />

the C-462 which went round the Llosa del Cavall<br />

reservoir. There were several short tunnels, then<br />

a longer one that popped out at the dam, which<br />

we spent some time peering over – it was a long<br />

way down! It was straight into another tunnel as<br />

we left the dam, which descended quickly to the<br />

river valley below the dam.<br />

A bit later we got to the C-26 and then a minor<br />

unclassified road back to the C-55 via the dam<br />

over the Sant Ponç reservoir. However at the<br />

turn off the C-26 the only signage was for a long<br />

distance footpath, and the road soon got very<br />

narrow and potholed. I began to doubt that it<br />

was a through road, especially as the roads so<br />

far had near perfect tarmac (although, while<br />

potholed, this road would still attract admiring<br />

glances from anyone used to the South Bucks<br />

Chris at the Coll de Jou<br />

Andy riding to the Coll de Jou<br />

roads where I live!). So it was a great relief when<br />

we dropped down to the dam and there was a<br />

public road across it – which continued up the<br />

other side of the valley on a steady climb to the<br />

C-55. By the time we got back to Cardona we'd<br />

done 106km with 1900m climb. It had been an<br />

excellent day's riding.<br />

Sunday – Return to Barcelona<br />

On Sunday we had a 132km route planned<br />

which dropped into Barcelona before returning<br />

to the airport. With a 19:55 flight we needed to<br />

be at the airport by 5pm at the latest to have<br />

time to pack the bikes, so with plenty of hills<br />

scheduled we went for an early(ish) start. It was<br />

another sunny but cold morning and with the<br />

empty C-55 being mainly downhill, we kept<br />

several layers on for a while.<br />

We stopped in Manresa for a coffee and to<br />

photograph the old bridge, before climbing<br />

steeply out of the town and onto the BV-1125<br />

and then BV-1124. This road was quite narrow,<br />

and climbed steadily through woodland to the<br />

old village of Rocafort, which we left on a steep<br />

single track descent. A bit later, and with the<br />

sun now strong, we stripped off excess layers<br />

as we climbed up through Mura to the BV-1221.<br />

Late lunch at Sant Lloerenç de Morunys<br />

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OVERSEAS<br />

This road had excellent scenery, going through<br />

the Parc Natural de Sant Llorenç del Munt, with<br />

a steady climb to the 870m summit at the Coll<br />

d'Estenalles. On the final part of the climb I<br />

couldn't resist overtaking a local roadie – on my<br />

touring bike, with panniers. Sorry.<br />

It was then a big descent down to Terrassa<br />

where we stopped for lunch. The GPS then came<br />

into its own, allowing us to take a quiet route<br />

through the built-up area between the Terrassa<br />

and Rubi, before escaping back into the woods<br />

for the final climb up the BP-1417 which left us<br />

with a panoramic view over Barcelona. A fast<br />

plummet into the city was followed by more<br />

GPS aided navigation to Gaudi's Sagrada Família<br />

basilica, which not surprisingly was swarming<br />

with tourists.<br />

The final section of riding took as through<br />

the quiet (on a Sunday afternoon) Zona Franca<br />

and into the airport. Getting close to the<br />

inevitable “No Bicycles” dual carriageway back<br />

to Terminal 1, I spotted a cycle route sign. There<br />

was no clue as to where it went to, but it was in<br />

the right direction, so we followed it alongside<br />

and then under the dual carriageway, popping<br />

out from an unlabeled underpass into the back<br />

of one of the long term car parks. There wasn't<br />

a sign in sight on the airport side! It was around<br />

4:30pm, we'd ridden 132km as planned, with<br />

1610m climb, and we'd had another excellent<br />

day in the saddle.<br />

After sorting the bikes and checking in we<br />

headed to the lounge. I was looking forward to<br />

a shower, but was disappointed to be told that<br />

rental of a towel was 15 euros. Even allowing<br />

for inflation, that's around 20 times more than<br />

I once paid for a hotel – although admittedly<br />

that single room dungeon in Himachal Pradesh<br />

didn't come with a towel, or a shower, or for<br />

Andy in the Parc Natural de Sant Llorenç del Munt.<br />

that matter any running water apart from the<br />

mucky stream (= open sewer?) that you had to<br />

remember to jump over as you left the room.<br />

Despite being a rip-off, the shower was good,<br />

and I probably made up for the cost of the<br />

shower in food and drinks consumed!<br />

Some time later we landed at Gatwick in<br />

torrential driving rain. Home sweet home… ◆<br />

Golden Road and Standing Stones 300km (photos Ian Gilbert)<br />

Ian Anderson<br />

Ricky Wells<br />

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Flatlands 600km<br />

ElliptiGO ride<br />

13 September <strong>2014</strong> Stuart Blofeld<br />

Myself and fellow ElliptiGOers<br />

Idai, Alan and Carl were<br />

taking on the Audax<br />

Flatlands 600, from Great<br />

Dunmow in Essex to Goole in<br />

Lincolnshire (possibly Yorkshire!) and back. It<br />

was so far North I didn’t even know where we<br />

were heading. And with so little planning and<br />

preparation for this ride (the others included)<br />

it literally was a case of turn up at the start,<br />

point ourselves in the right direction and GO!<br />

And that’s pretty much what happened. We<br />

all stayed near the start location at St Mary’s<br />

Church the previous night for the 6am start.<br />

Breakfast was served at 5am which consisted<br />

of pain au chocolate, grain bars, flapjack,<br />

muffins and bananas so not very Paleo! I<br />

think I may have ODed on pain au chocolate!<br />

At 6am on the dot, Alan and I were on the<br />

start line but there was no sign of Idai or Carl!<br />

One hundred quite or so cyclists had set off<br />

and there was Alan and me left waiting there!<br />

They were still fuelling up but this allowed<br />

me time to set up my Garmin Etrex with the<br />

maps for the rides. That didn’t go well! It<br />

seemed the GPX map files I had got from<br />

one of the other riders exchanged online<br />

weren’t compatible with my Garmin. Damn.<br />

This was a bit of a blow as it now meant we<br />

had to resort to navigating 600km of English<br />

country roads following a turn-by-turn route<br />

description. Not the best start to the ride<br />

but you deal with these things and just get<br />

on with it. There were 9 stages - the longest<br />

stage being 90km and shortest 49km. But to<br />

be honest the stage distances were pretty<br />

irrelevant as the controls were all unmanned<br />

so we just had to pass through the relevant<br />

town and get evidence as proof of passage<br />

such as an ATM or shop receipt.<br />

Carl and Idai finally emerged, stomachs full,<br />

at 6:15am. We took the opportunity for a start<br />

line photo before we set off into the morning<br />

mist and the start of our adventure!<br />

The plan was to stay together as a group<br />

for the entire ride so the first section (61km)<br />

to Red Lodge for second breakfast was all<br />

about finding a sustainable pace that suited<br />

everyone. We had no plan regarding who<br />

would lead out so we just took it in turns<br />

in these early stages to establish who was<br />

most comfortable at the front and didn’t kill<br />

those behind with an unsustainable pace.<br />

Idai voiced some concern that we were going<br />

too fast and I guess I may have still been in<br />

Thruxton mode! However, slowly but surely<br />

we got into our groove and before long<br />

we had arrived at Control 1 - Red Lodge for<br />

‘proper’ breakfast. Fry-ups all round for the<br />

crew and we were fuelled and ready for the<br />

day ahead and the real work to begin.<br />

I think because we all spent so little time<br />

At the start<br />

thinking, preparing or planning for this ride<br />

this actually helped in that we were all very<br />

relaxed and just GOing with the flow. The<br />

route north would cut right through the Fens<br />

crossing the Rivers Cam, Ouse and Nene. It<br />

was unbelievably flat but because of this<br />

there was also the inevitable wind factor. So<br />

on the one hand you benefitted but when<br />

there was no shelter from the elements it<br />

Red Lodge Control for second breakfast<br />

could get pretty tough. For me the ‘real’ work<br />

started earlier than the others and came as<br />

a bit of a shock. Of course I wasn’t sure how<br />

much the Thruxton 100 had taken out of me<br />

but I soon found out. Between 50 and 100<br />

miles I was really out of sorts and finding<br />

it rough. It wasn’t the pace or wind or any<br />

other external factor that caused this but the<br />

simple fact that I was spent and already felt<br />

like I was ‘running on empty’. And we hadn’t<br />

even reached 100 miles of a near as damn it<br />

400 mile ride!! The thought that I felt like this<br />

already and had the best part of 300 miles<br />

still to ride was not one that filled me with<br />

glee.<br />

We pulled into a garage where I told the<br />

others that my legs felt trashed already. Idai<br />

was genuinely concerned but at the same<br />

time there was nothing that anyone or I could<br />

do about it. This was a continuous point to<br />

point and back ride with no Plan B or escape<br />

route We were all here for the long-haul no<br />

matter what happened and I just had to suck<br />

it up, quit feeling sorry for myself and get<br />

on with it. Stopping for just 20 minutes can<br />

make all the difference to mind and body.<br />

And there was only one answer - ice cream!<br />

It worked a treat on Mille Cymru when I was<br />

at my lowest ebb and it worked here too.<br />

We chilled out in the garage forecourt ate,<br />

drank and reset for the next section. And<br />

that’s exactly how we would roll through this<br />

ride for the next day and a half. It was simple<br />

really. We rode from stop to stop refuelling<br />

and recharging ourselves like we were on<br />

a conveyor belt that would stop until we<br />

reached the end. And even the landscape and<br />

the long flat straight roads resembled exactly<br />

this. There was no getting off, checking out<br />

or throwing in the towel. The others didn’t<br />

appear to be unduly affected by the distance<br />

and soon I was back in the groove too, as if<br />

my earlier melt down had never happened.<br />

Isn’t it strange that the body can feel like<br />

that... Like it couldn’t GO on for another mile<br />

let alone 300 and now I’m ‘normal’. We arrived<br />

at Control 2 (130km) in Whittlesey in time for<br />

lunch. We found a nice pub and a place to<br />

park the ElliptiGOs. Once again time off your<br />

feet makes all the difference. We gorged<br />

ourselves on pub grub (burgers and chips)<br />

and I even had a cheeky pint of ale. Why not I<br />

thought to myself and it really helps to break<br />

up the enormity of the challenge by doing<br />

‘normal’ things like enjoying a pint.<br />

Stomachs once again full and we were<br />

headed for Boston which was a shorter<br />

57km stage. We rode through the afternoon<br />

sunshine with the winds still battling against<br />

us. At times the whole group would just ride<br />

in comfortable silence as we went about<br />

our business and at other times we would<br />

chat, laugh and bond with our shared goal<br />

to reach the end. As far as our pacing was<br />

concerned this was now taking care of itself<br />

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with whoever felt like leading the bunch<br />

taking up the front spot and pushing on as we<br />

carved a path through the endless Fens. By<br />

Boston (Control 3 - 187km) there was just one<br />

thing on our minds - coffee! But it was getting<br />

on for 5:30pm and the town centre seemed<br />

to be closing for business. We bumped into<br />

two other cyclists who had spent the last 3hrs<br />

at the bike shop get a broken gear shifter<br />

replaced. Ouch! They joined us for coffee at<br />

a nearby Cafe Nero (Result!!) and it was once<br />

again feet up, relax, and refuel. I’m sure you<br />

are getting the picture by now on the routine.<br />

And this is how we rolled deep into the night<br />

and through to the next day.<br />

The night section was tough. And I can’t<br />

overstate just how much so. Clearly fatigue<br />

is starting to set in by now and tiredness<br />

is inevitable. As a group we hadn’t really<br />

discussed the subject of sleep. We didn’t have<br />

anywhere booked so if we did have time to<br />

sleep it would be outside or in a late-night<br />

services. I think we all knew in reality that we<br />

wouldn’t be sleeping but no one was really<br />

Gainsborough for pain au chocolat<br />

prepared to say it. It was 1am when we rolled<br />

into the delightful Scarborough and saw the<br />

Golden Arches in the distance. This was the<br />

only thing open at this hour but it presented<br />

the opportunity to take an extended period<br />

of time to rest and eat. I’m not fussy when it<br />

comes to fuelling on long rides and I polished<br />

off a McTasty meal. The others weren’t so<br />

thrilled with the food on offer but it’s calories<br />

that count and at 800+ it’s a no-brainer with a<br />

long night of riding ahead.<br />

As we all sat in the restaurant we were<br />

definitely all at our lowest ebb. This was<br />

crunch time. We were all tired but with a<br />

complete lack of real alternatives we faced<br />

only two options. Carry on through the night<br />

or waste time here (which we didn’t have). We<br />

agreed we’d spend 1 hour here and then head<br />

on to Goole (327km) and the turn around<br />

point.<br />

The stage to the half way Control at Goole<br />

was the toughest in the whole ride. It wasn’t<br />

tough physically (the legs were still working<br />

well) .... this was purely mental and it was<br />

changing my perspective on the ride. The<br />

three others would pull away and I would<br />

try to catch them but mentally didn’t have<br />

the motivation to try, which resulted in a<br />

gap that grew and grew. I could always see<br />

them but the red tail lights grew smaller and<br />

fainter, and as the roads wound through the<br />

countryside I lost sight of them. I expected<br />

them to slow and allow me to catch and<br />

perhaps they did but I wasn’t pushing by this<br />

point. The gap was only a minute in reality<br />

but because of the general fatigue and my<br />

mental awareness dipping it may as well have<br />

been an hour.<br />

Outside of Goole the guys stopped and<br />

I caught up. Apparently we had come into<br />

Goole on a different route which I was<br />

completely unaware of. Audax rules require<br />

you to visit each of the official Controls (and<br />

collect evidence such as an ATM or till receipt<br />

as proof of passage) but the route you take<br />

in between is somewhat flexible. We had<br />

no plan to go off route but it seems that our<br />

desire to visit McDs in Scarborough brought<br />

us into Goole from a different direction. We<br />

didn’t stay long (gratefully!) and we would<br />

have been even quicker if it wasn’t for the<br />

interest being shown in the ElliptiGOs by the<br />

local late night (early morning!) revellers.<br />

We left Goole after 3am and headed back<br />

South. It felt great to be heading home and<br />

despite only being half way into the ride it<br />

felt like we had reached a real turning point.<br />

I was once again feeling a lot more positive<br />

about things. Alan lead out and we filed in<br />

formation and pushed on through to dawn.<br />

We were now thinking about the next fuel<br />

stop and breakfast! For me this is where all<br />

the remaining towns, garage forecourts,<br />

causeways and scenery is a bit of a blur. I was<br />

in the moment but clearly after having ridden<br />

for over 24 hours you don’t tend to hang onto<br />

every memory. For the reader this probably<br />

comes as a relief!<br />

The memories I do have of the second<br />

day is one of a very enjoyable day riding<br />

with friends, interspersed with some hellish<br />

sections with wicked head winds. But we were<br />

getting nearer and nearer to our destination<br />

so it felt ok under the circumstances. There<br />

was just the small challenge of navigating<br />

our way in and out of Cambridge. The<br />

highlight of Cambridge was getting on to<br />

the Guided Bus Way which had a dedicated<br />

eight mile footpath and cycle way that carved<br />

out a traffic-free path. Once in Cambridge,<br />

however, we still had to negotiate the ring<br />

road and get off that and take the correct<br />

road south. No Garmin assistance, and the<br />

route notes were very vague. We eventually<br />

got out but it did feel like a very long time<br />

and far more than we had anticipated. By this<br />

point we were all doing the maths on our<br />

required pace to finish under the 40 hour cutoff.<br />

In fact we had been doing the maths most<br />

of the night and into the day. There was never<br />

a moment where I didn’t think we would<br />

complete it in under the 40 hour cut-off, but I<br />

had hoped we’d be a good few hours under it.<br />

As we exited Cambridge however this didn’t<br />

look like being the case.<br />

We pressed on and reached the final<br />

Control at Chatteris (525km covered). From<br />

here we had 80km to go and 6 hours to do it.<br />

Judging by our pace it looked like we would<br />

in fact push into the final hour and finish after<br />

9pm.<br />

The final section was the hilliest section<br />

of the entire ride. I’m not complaining, and<br />

the change in terrain kept it interesting but it<br />

also slowed us down further. The worst part<br />

however was in the final few hours riding in<br />

A nice cuppa at Chatteris Control<br />

the dark along a twisty country road where<br />

we witnessed some insane driving. Why<br />

drivers take such extreme and dangerous<br />

risks when overtaking defies belief. I was<br />

pacing at this point when a car came over<br />

the brow of the hill and at the same time<br />

a car behind me started to overtake us.<br />

There was room but the overtaking car was<br />

completely on the opposite side of the road<br />

and cause the oncoming car to swerve. I was<br />

fully expecting a collision - not with us, but<br />

between the two cars. Somehow, and I don’t<br />

know how, but they missed each other by<br />

what must have been fractions of an inch. The<br />

guys behind saw more than me and knew it<br />

was a close shave.<br />

After this we were just counting down the<br />

miles back to Great Dunmow. The entire ride<br />

was meant to be 606k but we had already<br />

done 615k and were still GOing! It can’t be<br />

far now surely? In fact all of the 9 stages<br />

were like this as we would approach the<br />

destination town. You would spot a sign<br />

with the distance and miles later you saw<br />

another sign and you were no closer! Finally<br />

though after over 39 hours of riding we were<br />

back in Great Dunmow. All that remained<br />

was to find the actual Control. Erm.... Does<br />

anyone know where we are going!? Nope it<br />

appeared not. We overshot the turn we were<br />

suppose to take and rode into town only to<br />

have to retrace back and finally make it to<br />

the Control - the Pub! Haha, the best Control<br />

of the race. It was a mix of relief that the ride<br />

was over, understated celebration that we’d<br />

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made it under the cut off and quiet satisfaction at a job well done.<br />

We all worked so well as a team which isn’t as easy as it sounds on<br />

an ElliptiGO. To all ride together for that length of time and distance<br />

and find that our pace matched one another and that everyone<br />

contributed to the effort was the most pleasing aspect of the whole<br />

ride. Hats off to Idai, Alan and especially Carl, who was taking on his<br />

first multi day event and who hadn’t ridden further than 180 miles<br />

before! In total we had covered 386 continuous miles. It was my<br />

longest ride also by a considerable margin.<br />

We toasted success with a drink, and took some time to reflect.<br />

Richard Smith & Kevin Rae<br />

Toasting our success! (L to R) Stuart Blofeld, Idai Makaya, Carl Nanton,<br />

Alan McDonogh<br />

However it was late and we all had homes to get back to. The<br />

challenge in fact hadn’t ended as getting home raised some<br />

questions with the lack of sleep. I decided I would drive but had a<br />

good slap up mixed kebab first (the only place open on the high<br />

street) but boy was it good! I made it home safely but on reflection<br />

would allow myself a sleep next time.<br />

◆<br />

Alan Fox & Campbell Crombie<br />

Jamie Macleod & Andrew Tolley<br />

Mary Jane Watson, John Clemens & Steve Parker<br />

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AUK CALENDAR<br />

Calendar key<br />

A(1)<br />

B<br />

BD<br />

DIY<br />

R<br />

free/cheap accommodation 1 night<br />

very basic – no halls/beds, etc<br />

baggage drop<br />

own route and controls, cards by post<br />

free or cheap refreshments at start<br />

and/or finish<br />

showers<br />

sleeping facilities on route<br />

S<br />

Z<br />

175 entries close at 175 riders<br />

YH<br />

youth hostel at/near start<br />

200 01 Nov Cholsey, E of Didcot Upper Thames<br />

07:30 Sat BR 212km 1900m [1943m] £6.00 L P R T M 15-30kph<br />

Thames Valley Audax 01491 651 284 philipmdyson@btinternet.com<br />

Phil Dyson, 25 Papist Way Cholsey Wallingford Oxon OX10 9LL<br />

200 01 Nov Coryton, NW Cardiff Transporter 200<br />

07:00 Sat BR 202km £8.00 YH L P R T 50 15-30kph<br />

Cardiff Byways CC 02920 341768 evansrichardd@googlemail.com<br />

ROA 5000<br />

Richard Evans, 73 Conway Road Cardiff CF11 9NW<br />

110 08 Nov Alfreton Prison Run<br />

09:00 Sat BP 113km 1000m £5.00 P L R 12-30kph<br />

Updated Alfreton CTC bandj.smith@sky.com<br />

Brian Smith, 10 The Crescent Clay Cross Chesterfield S45 9EH<br />

200 08 Nov Tewkesbury Mr. Pickwick's Cymraeg Cyrch<br />

07:00 Sat BR 209km 2200m £4.00 c p r t nm 100 15-25kph<br />

BlackSheep CC 01684 292 390 blacksheepaudax@gmail.com<br />

ROA 25000<br />

Mark Rigby, 16 Battle Road Tewkesbury Park Tewkesbury GL20 5TZ<br />

100 09 Nov Carlton Colville, nr Lowestoft, Suffolk The Waveney Wander<br />

09:00 Sun BP £5.00 LPRT 15-30kph<br />

VC Baracchi<br />

johntommo6@btinternet.com<br />

John Thompson, 136 Dell Road Oulton Broad Lowestoft Suffolk NR33 9NT<br />

200 09 Nov Cheadle, Stockport Eureka!<br />

08:00 Sun BR 210km 800m £6.00 P R T M 60 15-30kph<br />

Peak Audax<br />

hamhort84@talktalk.net<br />

160 09 Nov Cheadle, Stockport Cheshire Safari<br />

08:30 Sun BP 570m £6.00 P R T M 60 12.5-25kph<br />

Peak Audax<br />

hamhort84@talktalk.net<br />

Peter Hammond, 3 Dorac Avenue Heald Green Cheadle Stockport Cheshire SK8 3NZ<br />

100 09 Nov Petworth, W Sussex The Spordax 100<br />

08:30 Sun BP 103km 1350m £7.50 F P T 15-30kph<br />

David Hudson<br />

ROA 25000<br />

David Hudson, 151 Middle Road Shoreham by Sea West Sussex BN43 6LG<br />

200 14 Nov Anywhere, to AUK Annual Dinner Dinner Dart<br />

::::: Fri BR £5 DIY 14.3-30kph<br />

Updated Audax UK 0161 449 9309<br />

200 15 Nov AUK Annual Dinner, Yarnfield, nr Stone, Staffs After Dinner Dart<br />

::::: Sat BR £5 DIY 14.3-30kph<br />

Updated Audax UK 0161 449 9309<br />

ROA 25000<br />

Sheila Simpson, 33 Hawk Green Road Hawk Green Marple SK6 7HR<br />

100 22 Nov Swaffham Community Centre, Norfolk The Swaffham Scorpion<br />

09:00 Sat BP £5 LPRT 15-30kph<br />

NorfolknGood<br />

sandk.tandem@btinternet.com<br />

ROA 10000<br />

Keith Harrison, 11 Heather Avenue Hellesdon Norwich NR6 6LU<br />

100 29 Nov Catherington, near Portsmouth Whitchurch Winter Wind-down 100<br />

09:00 Sat BP 106km 1600m AAA1.5 £5.00 F L P R T 15-30kph<br />

Hantspol CC<br />

jondse@ntlworld.com<br />

Jonathan Ellis, 42 Wessex Road Waterlooville Hampshire PO8 0HS<br />

200 06 Dec Beaconsfield, Buckinghamshire, HP9 2SE<br />

The South of Bucks Winter Warmer<br />

08:00 Sat BR 206km 1100m [1290m] £5.00 YH A1 L P T X 100 15-30kph<br />

Terry Lister<br />

lister4cycling@btinternet.com<br />

Terry Lister, 4 Abbey Walk Great Missenden Bucks HP16 0AY<br />

200 06 Dec Coryton, NW Cardiff Monmouthshire Meander<br />

07:30 Sat BR 204km £8.00 YH L P R T 50 15-25kph<br />

Updated Cardiff Byways tonypember@gmail.com<br />

Tony Pember, 9 Donald Street Nelson Treharris CF46 6EB<br />

200 06 Dec Galashiels The Long Dark Teatime of The Soul<br />

08:00 Sat BR 2000m £5.00 P,R,T 15-30kph<br />

Audax Ecosse<br />

01896 758 181 pedaller1@sky.com<br />

ROA 10000<br />

Lucy McTaggart, 30 Victoria St. Galashiels Scottish Borders TD1 1HL<br />

C<br />

F<br />

L<br />

P<br />

T<br />

M<br />

X<br />

camping at or near the start<br />

some free food and/or drink on ride<br />

left luggage facilities at start<br />

free or cheap motor parking at start<br />

toilets at start<br />

mudguards required<br />

some very basic controls (eg service<br />

stations)<br />

(14/4) entries close 14th April<br />

BRM [PBP] Paris-Brest-Paris qualifying ride<br />

200 06 Dec Tamworth, Pretty Pigs PH Tinsel and Lanes<br />

08:00 Sat BR 211km 2060m £7.00 P R T 60 15-30kph<br />

Geoff Cleaver<br />

audaxgeoff@gmail.com<br />

Geoffrey Cleaver, 43 Goodere Drive Polesworth Tamworth Staffordshire B78 1BY<br />

100 06 Dec Tamworth, Pretty Pigs PH Flowers to Furnace<br />

09:00 Sat BP 104km 940m £7 P R T 50 12-30kph<br />

Geoff Cleaver<br />

audaxgeoff@gmail.com<br />

Geoff Cleaver, 43 Goodere Drive Polesworth Tamworth B78 1BY<br />

200 06 Dec Tewkesbury Kings, Castles, Priests & Churches.<br />

07:00 Sat BR 202km 2550m AAA1.75 [1800m] £4.00 f l p r t nm 100 15-25kph<br />

BlackSheep CC 01684 292 390 blacksheepaudax@gmail.com<br />

ROA 25000<br />

Mark Rigby, 16 Battle Road Tewkesbury Park Tewkesbury GL20 5TZ<br />

50 07 Dec Carharrack, Cornwall Ed's Mince Pie & Mulled Wine 50<br />

10:00 Sun BP £3.50 F L P R T (85) 10-25kph<br />

Audax Kernow<br />

01326 373421 angells@talktalk.net<br />

Eddie Angell, 14 Belhay Penryn Cornwall TR10 8DF<br />

100 07 Dec Hailsham leisure centre, E Sussex Bob Mchardys Memorial Meander<br />

09:00 Sun BP 992m £6.00 P R (29/11) 500 15-30kph<br />

Mark Fairweather<br />

markfairweather11@hotmail.com<br />

Mark Fairweather, 310 Coast Road Pevensey Bay East Sussex BN24 6NU<br />

200 13 Dec Prees Heath, nr Whitchurch A Brevet upon St Lucy\'s Day<br />

08:00 Sat BR 208km £3.00 X P R T 14.3-25kph<br />

Peak Audax CTC<br />

perrin_john@sky.com<br />

John Perrin, 20 Princes Way Macclesfield Cheshire SK11 8UB<br />

110 13 Dec Swaffham, Norfolk Swaffham CX1<br />

09:00 Sat BP 111km £5.00 L P R S T 15-30kph<br />

Updated<br />

CC Breckland<br />

Jonathan Reed, Braemar Houghton Lane Northpickenham Swaffham PE37 8LF<br />

200 21 Dec Bredbury, Stockport Winter Solstice<br />

08:30 Sun BR 202km 700m £5.00 P R T 60 15-30kph<br />

Peak Audax<br />

01457 870 421 mike@PeakAudax.co.uk<br />

ROA 10000<br />

Mike Wigley, Higher Grange Fm Millcroft Lane Delph Saddleworth OL3 5UX<br />

200 21 Dec Great Bromley, nr Colchester Santa Special<br />

08:00 Sun BR 202km £5.00 L P R T 15-30kph<br />

CTC Suffolk 07922772001<br />

Andy Terry, The Nook Colchester Road Great Bromley Essex CO7 7TN<br />

100 03 Jan Bradwell, nr Hope, Peak District Hopey New Year<br />

09:00 Sat BP 104km 1750m AAA1.75 £5.00 YH C P R T 100 10-30kph<br />

David Darricott<br />

01433 621 531 ddarricott@aol.com<br />

David Darricott, 9 Gore Lane Bradwell Hope Valley Derbyshire S33 9HT<br />

200 03 Jan Oxford The Poor Student<br />

08:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 206km 1800m £6.00 YH P X 15-30kph<br />

Pat Hurt<br />

07887 87 61 62 iddu.audax@gmail.com<br />

Pat Hurt, 10 Newbury Road Lambourn RG17 7LL<br />

200 03 Jan Tewkesbury Mr. Pickwick's January Sale<br />

08:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 206km 1800m [2700m] £1.00 c f p r nm t 100 15-25kph<br />

BlackSheep CC 01684 292 390 blacksheepaudax@gmail.com<br />

ROA 25000<br />

Mark Rigby, 16 Battle Road Tewkesbury Park Tewkesbury GL20 5TZ<br />

100 11 Jan Kings Worthy, Winchester Watership Down<br />

09:30 Sun BP 108km 1235m £6.00 L F P R T M 140 14-28kph<br />

Winchester CTC<br />

coles.sue@gmail.com<br />

ROA 5000<br />

Sue Coles, 7 Ruffield Close Winchester SO22 5JL<br />

200 17 Jan Chalfont St Peter The Willy Warmer<br />

08:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 213km £7.00 L P R T M 75 G 15-30kph<br />

Willesden CC<br />

paudax@gmail.com<br />

Paul Stewart, 25 Devonshire Gardens Chiswick London W4 3TN<br />

100 24 Jan Aztec West, Bristol Jack and Grace Cotton Memorial 100km<br />

09:00 Sat BP 104km £5.00 P R T 15-30kph<br />

Audax Club Bristol<br />

info@audaxclubbristol.co.uk<br />

Paul Rainbow, 49 Quarrington Road Horfield Bristol Avon BS7 9PJ<br />

200 24 Jan Cardiff Gate Dr. Foster's Winter Warmer<br />

07:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 201km £6.00 YH L P R T 15-30kph<br />

Cardiff Byways CC<br />

tonypember@gmail.com<br />

Tony Pember, 9 Donald Street Nelson Treharris CF46 6EB<br />

100 24 Jan Hailsham Hills and Mills<br />

09:00 Sat BP 102km 1850m AAA1.75 £6.00 R F P 85 14-25kph<br />

Andy Seviour<br />

Andy Seviour, 13 Blacksmiths Copse Hailsham East Sussex BN27 3XB<br />

200 25 Jan Cheadle, Stockport A Mere Two Hundred<br />

08:00 Sun BRM [PBP] 201km 800m £7.00 P R T 80 15-30kph<br />

Peak Audax<br />

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150 25 Jan Cheadle, Stockport A Mere Century<br />

08:30 Sun BP 155km 600m £6.00 P R T 60 15-25kph<br />

Peak Audax<br />

David Colley, 5 Huncoat Avenue Heaton Chapel Stockport SK4 5HN<br />

150 01 Feb Ashton Keynes, Cirencester Windrush Winter Warm Down<br />

08:00 Sun BP 155km [650m] £5.00 L F P R T 15-30kph<br />

Corinium CC<br />

01285 659 515 peter@quernsgate.co.uk<br />

100 01 Feb Ashton Keynes, Cirencester Windrush Winter Warm-up<br />

09:00 Sun BP 108km 650m £5.00 L F P R T 14-25kph<br />

Corinium CC<br />

01285 659 515 peter@quernsgate.co.uk<br />

ROA 5000<br />

Peter Holden, 39 Querns Lane Cirencester GL7 1RL<br />

200 01 Feb Denmead, nr Portsmouth a winter wind up to wantage<br />

07:30 Sun BRM [PBP] 206km £6.00 P R T (21/01) 15-30kph<br />

Hampshire RC<br />

mrpaulwhitehead@yahoo.co.uk<br />

Paul Whitehead, 73 Spencer Road Emsworth Hampshire PO10 7XR<br />

200 07 Feb Alfreton Straight on at Rosie's<br />

08:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 1190m £6.00 L P R T 15-30kph<br />

Alfreton CTC<br />

tomandsuefox@yahoo.co.uk<br />

ROA 5000<br />

Tom Fox, 180 Nottingham Road Alfreton Derbyshire DE55 7FP<br />

100 07 Feb Dial Post, West Sussex Worthing Winter Warmer<br />

09:00 Sat BP 104km £5 FPRT 15-30kph<br />

Worthing Excelsior CC 01903 240 280<br />

Mick Irons, 36 Phrosso Road Worthing West Sussex BN11 5SL<br />

200 07 Feb Tewkesbury Sam Weller's day trip to Wochma<br />

07:30 Sat BRM [PBP] 203km 2300m [2700m] £4.00 c p r nm t 100 15-25kph<br />

BlackSheep CC 01684 292 390 blacksheepaudax@gmail.com<br />

ROA 25000<br />

Mark Rigby, 16 Battle Road Tewkesbury Park Tewkesbury GL20 5TZ<br />

100 08 Feb Chippenham Flapjack<br />

09:00 Sun BP 102km £6.50 F P R T M 150 15-24kph<br />

Chip. & Dist. Whs. 01225 708449<br />

Eric Fletcher, 174 Littleworth Lane Whitley Melksham Wiltshire SN12 8RE<br />

100 08 Feb Leicester Rutland and Beyond<br />

08:30 Sun BP 102km 1290m £4.00 F L P R S T 100 12-30kph<br />

Leic. Forest CC<br />

kimbo44@hotmail.com<br />

ROA 1000<br />

Kim Suffolk, 73 Colby Road Thurmaston Leicester LE4 8LG<br />

200 14 Feb Cardiff Gate Malmesbury Mash<br />

07:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 1000m £3.00 YH L P R T 15-30kph<br />

Newport Velo<br />

ritchie.t.tout@uk.pwc.com<br />

Ritchie Tout, Sunnyside Cottage Mynyddbach Monmouthshire NP16 6RT<br />

200 18 Feb Gravesend Cyclopark Wye Wednesday<br />

07:30 Wed BRM [PBP] £5.00 PRT 15-30kph<br />

Gravesend CTC 01474 815 213 tom56jackson@gmail.com<br />

ROA 5000<br />

Tom Jackson, 19 Denesway Meopham Kent DA13 0EA<br />

120 21 Feb Hailsham Mad Jack's- John Seviour Memorial<br />

09:00 Sat BP 125km 2450m AAA2.5 £6.00 R F P 100 14-25kph<br />

Andy Seviour<br />

Andy Seviour, 13 Blacksmiths Copse Hailsham East Sussex BN27 3XB<br />

200 21 Feb Kirkley Cycles, Ponteland Kirkley Gallop<br />

08:00 Sat BRM [PBP] £5.00 L P T 15-30kph<br />

VC 167<br />

northern.audax@gmail.com<br />

Aidan Hedley, 16 The Close Lanchester Durham DH7 0PX<br />

200 21 Feb Rochdale North-West Passage<br />

08:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 2100m £6.00 R T P 15-30kph<br />

W. Pennine RC 01706 372 447<br />

120 21 Feb Rochdale mini-North-West Passage<br />

09:00 Sat BP 1450m £6.00 R T P 10-20kph<br />

W. Pennine RC 01706 372 447<br />

ROA 5000<br />

Noel Healey, 95 Shore Mount Littleborough Lancs OL15 8EW<br />

120 21 Feb Whitlenge, Hartlebury, S of Kidderminster Sunrise Express<br />

08:30 Sat BP 121km £6.75 P R T 100 15-30kph<br />

Beacon Roads Cycling Clu 01562 731606 montgomery@beaconrcc.org.uk<br />

120 21 Feb Whitlenge, Hartlebury, S of Kidderminster Snowdrop Express<br />

09:00 Sat BP £6.75 P R T 100 15-30kph<br />

Beacon Roads Cycling Clu 01562 731606 montgomery@beaconrcc.org.uk<br />

Dr Philip Whiteman, 2 Drayton Terrace Drayton Belbroughton Stourbridge DY9 0BW<br />

200 22 Feb Cheadle, Stockport Newport<br />

08:00 Sun BRM [PBP] 201km 750m £6.00 P R T 80 15-30kph<br />

Peak Audax<br />

tim@mothy.org.uk<br />

150 22 Feb Cheadle, Stockport Radway<br />

08:30 Sun BP 153km 450m £6.00 P R T 50 15-25kph<br />

Peak Audax<br />

tim@mothy.org.uk<br />

Tim Hughes, 5 Peterhouse Road Sutton Macclesfield SK11 0EN<br />

100 22 Feb Corscombe, near Beaminster The Primrose Path<br />

09:00 Sun BP 102km 1955m AAA2 £7.00 P L R T 55 12.5-25kph<br />

Arthur Vince 01935 863 429 arthur.vince@btinternet.com<br />

Arthur Vince, 3 Back Lane East Coker Yeovil BA22 9JN<br />

100 22 Feb Henham, S of Saffron Walden Victoria C. C. - Brazier's Run<br />

09:00 Sun BP 106km £10.00 A(1) L P R S T 15-30kph<br />

Victoria CC<br />

kieronyates@mac.com<br />

50 22 Feb Henham, S of Saffron Walden Victoria C. C. - Brazier's Run<br />

09:00 Sun BP £9.00 A(1) L P R S T 10-25kph<br />

Victoria CC<br />

kieronyates@mac.com<br />

ROA 2000<br />

Kieron Yates, 6 Aberdeen Terrace London SE3 0QX<br />

100 22 Feb Old Town Hall, Musselburgh Musselburgh RCC 24th Tour of East Lothian<br />

10:00 Sun BP 106km £10.00 L P R T NM (10/02) 12.5-30kph<br />

Musselburgh RCC 07852105204<br />

Alistair Mackintosh, 5 Durham Road South Edinburgh EH15 3PD<br />

150 28 Feb Droitwich Over the Malverns<br />

08:30 Sat BP 159km 1500m £3.00 C P R T M 60 12.5-25kph<br />

Gavin Greenhow 01905 775 803<br />

ROA 25000<br />

Gavin Greenhow, 44 Newland Road Droitwich WR9 7AG<br />

100 01 Mar Bynea, Llanelli Carmarthenshire Stopper<br />

08:30 Sun BP 102km 1720m AAA1.75 £4.50 C L F P R T 50 12-25kph<br />

Swansea DA<br />

01792391492 jb@reynoldston.com<br />

John Bastiani, The Brambles Reynoldston Swansea SA3 1AA<br />

200 01 Mar Exeter Mad March Coasts and Quantocks<br />

08:00 Sun BRM [PBP] 201km 2725m AAA2 [1500m] £7.00 YH F P R T X 15-30kph<br />

Exeter Whs 01404 841553 robinwheeler571@btinternet.com<br />

100 01 Mar Exeter Mad March Exeter Excursion<br />

09:00 Sun BP £7.00 YH F P R T 12-25kph<br />

Exeter Whs 01404 841553 robinwheeler571@btinternet.com<br />

Pippa Wheeler, Rull Barn Payhembury Honiton Devon EX14 3JQ<br />

200 01 Mar Pendleton, Lancashire Delightful Dales<br />

07:30 Sun BRM [PBP] 208km 3300m AAA3.25 [3600m] £5.00 L P R T 15-30kph<br />

Burnley Sportiv<br />

burnleysportiv@yahoo.com<br />

Andy Corless, 31 Castlerigg Drive Ightenhill Burnley Lancashire BB12 8AT<br />

200 07 Mar Aldbrough St John, nr Darlington Yorkshire Gallop<br />

08:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 1480m £5.00 X P R T 14.3-30kph<br />

VC 167<br />

01325 374 112 nigel.hall@finklecroft.me.uk<br />

100 07 Mar Aldbrough St John, nr Darlington Ripon Canter<br />

10:00 Sat BP 572m £5.00 X L P R T 12-25kph<br />

VC 167<br />

01325 374 112 nigel.hall@finklecroft.me.uk<br />

Nigel Hall, Finkle Croft Aldbrough St John Nr. Richmond DL11 7TD<br />

200 07 Mar Cardiff Gate, NW Cardiff Making Hay<br />

07:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 203km 2450m £5.50 YH L P R T 15-30kph<br />

Cardiff Byways CC 02920 341768 evansrichardd@googlemail.com<br />

ROA 5000<br />

Richard Evans, 73 Conway Road Cardiff CF11 9NW<br />

200 07 Mar Churchend, Dunmow The Horsepower 200<br />

07:30 Sat BRM [PBP] £8.00 A [1] C L P T R M 22/02 15-30kph<br />

Flitchbikes CC<br />

tom.deakins@btinternet.com<br />

Thomas Deakins, 31 The Causeway Great Dunmow Essex CM6 2AA<br />

200 07 Mar Grazeley, S of Reading The Kennet Valley Run<br />

07:30 Sat BRM [PBP] 207km 1763m £7.50 L P R T 15-30kph<br />

Reading CTC<br />

mes84uk@gmail.com<br />

100 07 Mar Grazeley, S of Reading The Kennet Valley 100<br />

09:00 Sat BP 895m £6.00 L P R T 12-30kph<br />

Reading CTC<br />

mes84uk@gmail.com<br />

Mick Simmons, 84 Kidmore Road Caversham Reading RG4 7NA<br />

200 07 Mar Tewkesbury Mr. Pickwick's March Madness<br />

07:30 Sat BRM [PBP] 209km 2600m AAA1.75 [1700m] £4.00 c f p r nm t 100 15-25kph<br />

BlackSheep CC 01684 292 390 blacksheepaudax@gmail.com<br />

ROA 25000<br />

Mark Rigby, 16 Battle Road Tewkesbury Park Tewkesbury GL20 5TZ<br />

200 08 Mar Dalmeny Forth and Tay<br />

08:00 Sun BRM [PBP] 208km 2500m £7.00 F L P R T 15-30kph<br />

Audax Ecosse<br />

martinfoley@btinternet.com<br />

Martin Foley, 78 Denholm Road Musselburgh East Lothian EH21 6TU<br />

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100 08 Mar North Petherton, S of Bridgwater Dunkery Dash<br />

09:00 Sun BP 102km 1600m AAA1.5 £8.00 F L P R T 15-30kph<br />

Bridgwater CC<br />

ktudball@aol.com<br />

Keith Tudball, 9 Winford Close Portishead N Somerset BS20 6YG<br />

100 08 Mar Otford, Sevenoaks Kent Invicta Grimpeur 100<br />

09:30 Sun BP 1890m AAA2 £8.00 F L P R T NM 12-25kph<br />

West Kent CTC<br />

pmcmaster@blueyonder.co.uk<br />

50 08 Mar Otford, Sevenoaks Kent Invicta Hilly 50<br />

10:00 Sun BP 945m AAA1 £7.00 F L P R T NM 12-25kph<br />

West Kent CTC<br />

pmcmaster@blueyonder.co.uk<br />

Patrick McMaster, 207 Colyer Road Northfleet Kent DA11 8AT<br />

100 14 Mar Alfreton Three Fields<br />

09:00 Sat BP 104km 1270m £5.00 L P R T 100 12-30kph<br />

Alfreton CTC<br />

tomandsuefox@yahoo.co.uk<br />

ROA 5000<br />

Tom Fox, 180 Nottingham Road Alfreton Derbyshire DE55 7FP<br />

200 14 Mar Andoversford, Nr Cheltenham Cheltenham New Flyer<br />

08:00 Sat BRM [PBP] £6 LPRT 15-30kph<br />

CTC West<br />

stephen.poulton@btinternet.com<br />

ROA 5000<br />

Stephen Poulton, Leckhampton Lodge 23 Moorend Park Road Leckhampton<br />

Cheltenham GL53 0LA<br />

200 14 Mar Carlton le Moorland, Lincolnshire Yellowbelly Tour<br />

08:00 Sat BRM [PBP] £6.00 200,RM,P,R,T,NM 15-30kph<br />

Lincoln Whs<br />

richard.parker05@gmail.com<br />

Richard Parker, 28 High Street Carlton Le Moorland Lincoln Lincolnshire LN5 9HT<br />

100 14 Mar Catherington, near Portsmouth Lasham Loop<br />

09:00 Sat BP 105km 1500m AAA1.5 £5.00 L P R T 15-30kph<br />

Hantspol CC<br />

jondse@ntlworld.com<br />

Jonathan Ellis, 42 Wessex Road Waterlooville Hampshire PO8 0HS<br />

200 15 Mar Halifax The Red Rose Ride<br />

08:00 Sun BRM [PBP] 2600m AAA1.5 [1500m] £5.00 L P R T 15-30kph<br />

West Yorkshire CTC<br />

dmdodwell@gmail.com<br />

Dave Dodwell, 32 Parkside Avenue Queensbury Bradford BD13 2HQ<br />

200 15 Mar London, Ruislip Lido, Woody Bay (beach) Station<br />

Steam Ride:London-Oxford-London (LOL) TheGhan<br />

08:00 Sun BRM [PBP] 2128m £7.00 L P R T YH 15-30kph<br />

Audax Club Hackney<br />

info@steamride.co.uk<br />

110 15 Mar London, Ruislip Lido, Woody Bay 'beach' Station<br />

Steam Ride:Quainton Express<br />

08:30 Sun BP 117km £6.00 L P R T YH 14.3-30kph<br />

AC Hackney<br />

info@steamride.co.uk<br />

Tim Sollesse, 59 Lynwood Rd Ealing London W5 1JG<br />

100 15 Mar Seaham Seaham Sircular<br />

09:00 Sun BP 1700m AAA1.75 £5.00 F L P R T 15-30kph<br />

Dave Sharpe<br />

david-sharpe@lineone.net<br />

Dave Sharpe, 3 Elizabeth Street Seaham County Durham SR7 7TP<br />

200 21 Mar Alfreton Roses to Wrags<br />

08:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 212km 1391m £6.00 F P R T 150 15-30kph<br />

Alfreton CTC<br />

tomandsuefox@yahoo.co.uk<br />

ROA 5000<br />

Tom Fox, 180 Nottingham Road Alfreton Derbyshire DE55 7FP<br />

100 21 Mar Copdock, Nr. Ipswich The Copdock Circuit - Spring in South Suffolk<br />

09:00 Sat BP £5.00 L P R T M 12-30kph<br />

Suffolk CTC<br />

the.kells@talk21.com<br />

Dennis Kell, 9 Pheasant Rise Copdock Ipswich Suffolk IP8 3LF<br />

200 21 Mar Leominster The Cambrian<br />

07:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 210km 3750m AAA3.75 £5.00 L P R T 15-30kph<br />

Hereford Wheelers<br />

cambrianaudax@gmail.com<br />

140 21 Mar Leominster The Cambrian - Minor<br />

08:00 Sat BP 148km 2250m AAA2.25 £5.00 L P R T 12.5-30kph<br />

Hereford & Dist. Whs<br />

cambrianaudax@gmail.com<br />

Daryl Stickings, 22 Frome Court Bartestree Hereford HR1 4DX<br />

200 21 Mar Ugley The Springtime 200<br />

08:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 203km £5.00 A(2) L P R T S NM 15-30kph<br />

Shaftesbury CC 01245 467 683<br />

160 21 Mar Ugley The Springtime 150<br />

09:00 Sat BP 162km £5.00 A(2) L P R T S NM 15-30kph<br />

Shaftesbury CC 01245 467 683<br />

110 21 Mar Ugley The Springtime 100<br />

10:00 Sat BP 112km £5.00 a(2) L P R T S NM 15-30kph<br />

Shaftesbury CC 01245 467 683<br />

ROA 5000<br />

Terry Anderson, 1 Claypits Road Boreham Chelmsford Essex CM3 3BZ<br />

200 22 Mar Golden Green,Tonbridge Man of Kent 200<br />

08:00 Sun BRM [PBP] 203km 1526m [1425m] £7.00 F L P R T (120) 15-30kph<br />

San Fairy Ann CC<br />

manofkentaudax@gmail.com<br />

David Winslade, 3 Albany Close Tonbridge Kent TN9 2EY<br />

300 28 Mar Oxford The Dean 07:30 Start Time<br />

07:30 Sat BRM [PBP] 307km 4000m AAA4 £4.00 YH B P X 15-30kph<br />

Norton Whs<br />

a_rodgers8@hotmail.com<br />

300 28 Mar Oxford The Dean 06:00 Start Time<br />

06:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 307km 4000m AAA4 £4.00 YH B P X 15-30kph<br />

Norton Whs<br />

a_rodgers8@hotmail.com<br />

Andrew Rodgers, 99 Rivelin Street Sheffield South Yorkshire S6 5DL<br />

300 28 Mar Poole hard boiled 300<br />

02:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 4400m AAA4.5 £10.00 L P M (50) 15-30kph<br />

Wessex CTC<br />

Shawn Shaw, 22 Shaftesbury Road Longfleet Poole Dorset BH15 2LT<br />

200 28 Mar Symington, Biggar More Passes than Mastermind<br />

08:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 2600m AAA1.75 [1760m] £7.00 F L P R 15-30kph<br />

Audax Ecosse 01750 20838<br />

Russell Carson, 21 Ladylands Terrace Selkirk TD7 4BB<br />

200 28 Mar Wormingford, Near Colchester Wormingford Dragon<br />

08:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 211km £7.00 R L P T 15-30kph<br />

CC Sudbury<br />

auk@lythgo.me.uk<br />

100 28 Mar Wormingford, Near Colchester Wormingford Wyrm<br />

09:00 Sat BP 105km £5.00 R L P T 15-30kph<br />

CC Sudbury<br />

auk@lythgo.me.uk<br />

Viv Marsh, Lythgo Chapel Lane West Bergholt Colchester Essex CO6 3EF<br />

200 29 Mar Lichfield Vale of Belvoir<br />

08:00 Sun BRM [PBP] 211km 1498m [1329m] £5.00 P R T L 15-30kph<br />

Updated CTC North Birmingham bikeway@virginmedia.com<br />

Roy Bishop, 88 Millfield Road Handsworth Wood Birmingham B20 1EB<br />

120 29 Mar Lichfield Charnwood Forest<br />

09:00 Sun BP 1055m £5.00 P R T L 12.5-30kph<br />

Updated<br />

CTC North Birmingham 01213572570 bikeway@virginmedia.com<br />

ROY BISHOP, 88 Millfield Road Handsworth Wood Birmingham B20 1EB<br />

200 29 Mar Long Ashton, Bristol Barry's Bristol Ball Buster<br />

08:00 Sun BRM [PBP] 214km 2000m £7.00 F L P R T NM (200) 15-30kph<br />

Updated Las Vegas Inst of Sport info@audaxclubbristol.co.uk<br />

110 29 Mar Long Ashton, Bristol Barry's Bristol Blast<br />

10:30 Sun BP 116km £7.00 F L P R T NM (200) 12.5-30kph<br />

Updated Las Vegas Inst of Sport info@audaxclubbristol.co.uk<br />

110 29 Mar Long Ashton, Bristol Barry's Bristol Bash<br />

09:30 Sun BP 116km 1100m £7.00 F L P R T NM (250) 12.5-30kph<br />

Updated Las Vegas Inst of Sport info@audaxclubbristol.co.uk<br />

Paul Rainbow, 49 Quarrington Road Horfield Bristol Avon BS7 9PJ<br />

200 29 Mar Poynton, S of Stockport Chirk<br />

08:00 Sun BRM [PBP] £6.00 F P 15-30kph<br />

Peak Audax<br />

daz@delph45.fsnet.co.uk<br />

Darryl Nolan, 5 Grasmere Road Royton Oldham OL2 6SR<br />

200 29 Mar Stevenage Stevenage Start of Summertime Specials<br />

08:15 Sun BRM [PBP] 210km 1240m £6.00 P R T 200 15-30kph<br />

Updated CTC Hertfordshire luke.peters@live.com<br />

110 29 Mar Stevenage Stevenage Start of Summertime Specials<br />

10:30 Sun BP 890m £5.00 P R T 200 12.5-25kph<br />

Updated Stevenage & North Herts luke.peters@live.com<br />

60 29 Mar Stevenage Stevenage Start of Summertime Specials<br />

11:00 Sun BP 520m £4.00 P R T 200 12.5-25kph<br />

Stevenage & North Herts 07414 596877 luke.peters@live.com<br />

Luke Peters, 86 Skipton Close Stevenage Hertfordshire SG2 8TW<br />

200 29 Mar Wareham Dorset Coast<br />

07:45 Sun BRM [PBP] 207km 2850m AAA2.75 £11.00 C L F R P T M 1/4 15-30kph<br />

Wessex CTC<br />

01305 263 272 pete_loakes@yahoo.com<br />

ROA 5000<br />

Peter Loakes, 1 Church Cottage West Stafford Dorchester DT2 8AB<br />

400 03 Apr Anywhere, to York Easter Fleches to York<br />

::::: Fri BRM £12.00 Fee per Team. 4th also 15-30kph<br />

Audax UK<br />

dk.benton@virgin.net<br />

Keith Benton, 127 Greenshaw Drive Wigginton York YO32 2DB<br />

300 03 Apr Rowlands castle, nr portsmouth wonderfull wessex<br />

06:00 Fri BRM [PBP] £8.00 f l p r 15-30kph<br />

Hampshire RC<br />

mrpaulwhitehead@yahoo.co.uk<br />

Paul Whitehead, 73 Spencer Road Emsworth Hampshire PO10 7XR<br />

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300 04 Apr Chalfont St Peter, SL9 9QX 3Down<br />

06:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 2497m [3100m] £8.00 L P R T 15-30kph<br />

Willesden CC<br />

ianoli2010-audax@yahoo.co.uk<br />

Ian Oliver, 68 St Dunstans Avenue London W3 6QJ<br />

200 04 Apr Honiton Valley of the Rocks 200<br />

08:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 205km 3900m AAA4 £7.00 L P R T 40 15-30kph<br />

Exeter Whs<br />

ian@ukcyclist.co.uk<br />

ROA 10000<br />

Ian Hennessey, 10 High Street Honiton EX14 1PU<br />

200 04 Apr Huntingdon Double Dutch<br />

08:00 Sat BRM [PBP] £4.00 X 15-30kph<br />

West Sussex CTC 01342 314 437 malinseastg@tiscali.co.uk<br />

Martin Malins, 64 Blount Avenue East Grinstead West Sussex RH19 IJW<br />

300 04 Apr Tewkesbury Helfa Cymraeg Benjamin Allen ar.<br />

05:30 Sat BRM [PBP] 302km £6.50 100, C,F,L,P,R,T,S,NM. 15-30kph<br />

BlackSheep CC 01684 292 390 blacksheepaudax@gmail.com<br />

ROA 25000<br />

Mark Rigby, 16 Battle Road Tewkesbury Park Tewkesbury GL20 5TZ<br />

300 05 Apr Penzance Many Rivers to Cross<br />

06:30 Sun BRM [PBP] 307km 4940m AAA5 £3.00 BXYHC 14.3-30kph<br />

Audax Kernow<br />

martyn.aldis@syntagma.co.uk<br />

200 05 Apr Penzance Four Hundreds 200<br />

08:00 Sun BRM [PBP] 207km 3760m AAA3.75 £3.00 BYHXC 14.3-30kph<br />

Audax Kernow<br />

martyn.aldis@syntagma.co.uk<br />

Martyn Aldis, Sundown 25a Kersey Road Flushing Falmouth Cornwall TR11 5TR<br />

100 05 Apr Stalybridge Black Magic<br />

10:00 Sun BP 105km 2375m AAA2.25 £4.00 PRT60 3/4 12.5-30kph<br />

Peak Audax CTC 01457 870 421 mike@PeakAudax.co.uk<br />

ROA 10000<br />

Mike Wigley, Higher Grange Fm Millcroft Lane Delph Saddleworth OL3 5UX<br />

100 06 Apr Kilburn, N.of Derby National Arboretum<br />

09:00 Mon BP 103km £5 P R T 12-30kph<br />

Alfreton CTC 01773 833 593 tomandsuefox@yahoo.co.uk<br />

ROA 5000<br />

Tom Fox, 180 Nottingham Road Alfreton Derbyshire DE55 7FP<br />

200 11 Apr Bynea, Llanelli Carmarthenshire Snapper<br />

08:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 202km 2200m £8.00 C L F P R T 50 15-30kph<br />

Swansea & W Wales CTC<br />

jb@reynoldston.com<br />

John Bastiani, The Brambles Reynoldston Swansea West Glamorgan SA3 1AA<br />

300 11 Apr Cirencester Heart of England 300<br />

06:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 307km 2800m £6.00 A(2) L P R T 100 15-30kph<br />

Corinium CC<br />

01285 659 515 peter@quernsgate.co.uk<br />

ROA 5000<br />

Peter Holden, 39 Querns Lane Cirencester Glos GL7 1RL<br />

300 11 Apr Manningtree, Colchester Green & Yellow Fields<br />

00:01 Sat BRM [PBP] 305km 1500m £4.00 XCTM 15-25kph<br />

Flitchbikes CC<br />

tom.deakins@btinternet.com<br />

Thomas Deakins, 31 The Causeway Great Dunmow Essex CM6 2AA<br />

110 11 Apr Reepham, nr Lincoln Lincoln Imp<br />

09:30 Sat BP 112km 200m £5.00 P R F L T 10-30kph<br />

Lincolnshire CTC<br />

Andrew Townhill, 80 Rudgard Avenue Cherrry Willingham Lincoln LN3 4JG<br />

200 11 Apr Tamworth, Pretty Pigs PH Two Battles<br />

08:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 209km 2300m £7.00 P R T 50 15-30kph<br />

Geoff Cleaver<br />

audaxgeoff@gmail.com<br />

150 11 Apr Tamworth, Pretty Pigs PH Towering Trees<br />

09:00 Sat BP 157km 1630m £7.00 P R T 50 14-30kph<br />

Geoff Cleaver<br />

audaxgeoff@gmail.com<br />

110 11 Apr Tamworth, Pretty Pigs PH The Essex Bridge<br />

09:30 Sat BP £7.00 P R T 50 15-30kph<br />

Geoff Cleaver<br />

audaxgeoff@gmail.com<br />

50 11 Apr Tamworth, Pretty Pigs PH Just a Chuffing 50<br />

10:00 Sat BP £6 P R T 50 10-20kph<br />

Geoff Cleaver<br />

audaxgeoff@gmail.com<br />

Geoffrey Cleaver, 43 Goodere Drive Polesworth Tamworth Staffordshire B78 1BY<br />

300 11 Apr Upton Magna, E of Shrewsbury Yr Elenydd @ 7<br />

07:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 305km 4950m AAA5 £10.00 A(2) C F L P R T (100) 15-25kph<br />

CTC Shropshire<br />

undulates@hotmail.co.uk<br />

300 11 Apr Upton Magna, E of Shrewsbury Yr Elenydd @ 6<br />

06:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 305km 4950m AAA5 £10.00 A(2) C F L P R T (100) 15-25kph<br />

CTC Shropshire<br />

undulates@hotmail.co.uk<br />

ROA 10000<br />

John Hamilton, 22 Oaks Crescent Wellington Telford TF1 2HF<br />

110 12 Apr Mytholmroyd Spring into the Dales<br />

09:00 Sun BP 115km 2350m AAA2.25 £4.50 L R T YH 12-24kph<br />

West Yorkshire CTC<br />

chris.crossland@halifaxctc.org.uk<br />

ROA 25000<br />

Chris Crossland, 14 Stanley Street West Sowerby Bridge West Yorkshire HX6 1EF<br />

57 12 Apr Mytholmroyd Leap into the Aire<br />

10:00 Sun BP 1325m AAA1.25 £4.00 L R T YH 8-20kph<br />

West Yorkshire CTC 01422 832 853 chris.crossland@halifaxctc.org.uk<br />

ROA 25000<br />

Chris Crossland, 14 Stanley St. West Sowerby Bridge W. Yorks HX6 1EF<br />

110 12 Apr Northmoor, W of Oxford The Harlequin Hack<br />

09:30 Sun BP 600m £6.00 YH C F L P R S T 100 15-30kph<br />

Harlequins CC<br />

jordancottage@sky.com<br />

Ken Knight, Jordan Cottage Picklescott Church Stretton Shropshire SY6 6NR<br />

200 12 Apr Pendleton, Lancashire Dales Delight 200<br />

08:00 Sun BRM [PBP] 203km 3600m AAA3.5 [4100m] £5 L P R T 15-30kph<br />

Burnley Sportiv<br />

burnleysportiv@yahoo.com<br />

Andy Corless, 31 Castlerigg Drive Ightenhill Burnley Lancashire BB12 8AT<br />

300 18 Apr Alfreton Everybody Rides to Skeggy!<br />

06:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 302km 1141m £7.00 L R P T X 100 15-30kph<br />

Updated Alfreton CTC tomandsuefox@yahoo.co.uk<br />

ROA 10000<br />

Tom Fox, 180 Nottingham Road Alfreton Derbyshire DE55 7FP<br />

400 18 Apr Coryton, NW Cardiff Buckingham Blinder<br />

05:00 Sat BRM [PBP] £10.00 X 15-30kph<br />

Change of Date Cardiff Byways CC<br />

Robyn Thomas, 44 Cosmeston Street Cardiff CF24 4LR<br />

300 18 Apr Musselburgh Merse and Moors<br />

06:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 4200m AAA4.25 £7.00 X P L R (50) 15-30kph<br />

Audax Ecosse<br />

martinfoley@btinternet.com<br />

Martin Foley, 78 Denholm Road Musselburgh East Lothian EH21 6TU<br />

300 18 Apr Poynton, S of Stockport Plains<br />

23:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 310km £5.00 P X 15-30kph<br />

Peak Audax<br />

hamhort84@talktalk.net<br />

Peter Hammond, 3 Dorac Avenue Heald Green Cheadle Stockport Cheshire SK8 3NZ<br />

300 18 Apr West Stafford, Dorchester 3D 300<br />

05:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 312km 5150m AAA5.25 £6.00 A(2) C F L P R T 30 15-25kph<br />

Wessex CTC<br />

01305 263 272 pete_loakes@yahoo.com<br />

ROA 5000<br />

Peter Loakes, 1 Church Cottage West Stafford Dorchester DT2 8AB<br />

110 19 Apr Droitwich Spa Saracen Spring Century<br />

09:00 Sun BP 114km 775m £8.00 F,L,P,R.T 15-30kph<br />

Saracen Road Club<br />

saracenroadclub@gmail.com<br />

Sean Barker, 16 Leahouse Road Stirchley Birmingham B30 2DD<br />

200 19 Apr Earlswood, nr Solihull MC&AC 125th Anniversary<br />

08:00 Sun BRM [PBP] 203km £7.00 P R T 15-30kph<br />

MC & AC<br />

Jim Lee, 107 Shustoke Road Solihull West Midlands B91 2QR<br />

200 25 Apr Droitwich Three Counties Revisited<br />

08:15 Sat BRM [PBP] 207km £4.00 C P R T M 15-30kph<br />

Gavin Greenhow 01905 775 803<br />

ROA 25000<br />

Gavin Greenhow, 44 Newland Road Droitwich WR9 7AG<br />

200 25 Apr Eureka Cafe, Wirral Eureka Excursion<br />

08:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 215km £6.00 R L P T 70 15-30kph<br />

Chester & N Wales CTC<br />

dmanu@outlook.com<br />

130 25 Apr Eureka Cafe, Wirral Tea in Prospect<br />

08:30 Sat BP 135km £6.00 L P R T 70 12.5-25kph<br />

Chester & N Wales CTC<br />

dmanu@outlook.com<br />

68 25 Apr Eureka Cafe, Wirral Two Mills Twirl<br />

09:00 Sat BP £6.00 R L P T 50 10-25kph<br />

Chester & N Wales CTC<br />

dmanu@outlook.com<br />

ROA 5000<br />

David Matthews, Hill View Cottage Cross Lanes Oscroft Tarvin Cheshire CH3 8NG<br />

200 25 Apr Galashiels Moffat Toffee The Tenth Anniversary<br />

08:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 204km 2500m [2300m] £10.00 P,L,R,T,S 15-30kph<br />

Audax Ecosse<br />

pedaller1@sky.com<br />

ROA 10000<br />

Lucy Mctaggart, 30 Victoria Street Galashiels Scottish Borders TD1 1HL<br />

300 25 Apr Meopham Oasts and Coasts 300Km<br />

06:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 3178m £6.00 L P T R 15-30kph<br />

Tom Jackson 01474 815 213 tom56jackson@gmail.com<br />

ROA 5000<br />

Tom Jackson, 19 Denesway Meopham Kent DA13 0EA<br />

400 25 Apr Newton Abbot TQ12 1LJ Turf n Surf 400<br />

08:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 5400m AAA5.5 £15.00 A(2) L P R T S 15-30kph<br />

Devon CTC 07762257917 turfnsurfaudax@gmail.com<br />

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300 25 Apr Newton Abbot TQ12 1LJ Turf n Surf 300<br />

06:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 4050m AAA4 £12.00 A(2) L P R T S 15-30kph<br />

Devon CTC 01626 873562 turfnsurfaudax@gmail.com<br />

Rod Pash, c/o 53 Regent Street Exeter EX2 9EG<br />

400 25 Apr Preston, Lancashire Heartbeat 400<br />

06:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 404km 4000m AAA4 £7.50 L P R T 15-30kph<br />

Burnley Sportiv<br />

burnleysportiv@yahoo.com<br />

Andy Corless, 31 Castlerigg Drive Ightenhill Burnley Lancashire BB12 8AT<br />

100 25 Apr Trowell, Nottingham Charnwood in the Spring<br />

09:00 Sat BP 105km 950m £6.00 L P R T 150 12.5-30kph<br />

Updated<br />

Nottinghamshire CTC<br />

Terry Scott, 21 Winterbourne Drive Stapleford Nottingham Notts NG9 8NH<br />

200 25 Apr Wigginton Wiggy 200<br />

08:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 1400m £3.00 A(1) L P T (15/4) 15-30kph<br />

CTC North Yorks 01904 769 378 dk.benton@virgin.net<br />

Keith Benton, 127 Greenshaw Drive Wigginton York YO32 2DB<br />

100 26 Apr Galashiels Broughton and Back<br />

09:00 Sun BP 1380m £7.00 P,L,R,T,S 12-30kph<br />

Audax Ecosse<br />

01896 758 181 pedaller1@sky.com<br />

ROA 10000<br />

Lucy McTaggart, 30 Victoria St. Galashiels Scottish Borders TD1 1HL<br />

100 26 Apr Newton Abbot TQ12 1LJ Turf n Surf 100<br />

09:00 Sun BP 1500m AAA1.5 £7.50 A(2) L P R T S 12-25kph<br />

Devon CTC 07762257917 turfnsurfaudax@gmail.com<br />

Rod Pash, c/o 53 Regent Street Exeter EX2 9EG<br />

400 02 May Chepstow Brevet Cymru<br />

06:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 401km 4900m AAA2.25 [2300m] £9.00 c f l p r t nm z 100 15-30kph<br />

BlackSheep CC 01684 292 390 blacksheepaudax@gmail.com<br />

ROA 25000<br />

Mark Rigby, 16 Battle Road Tewkesbury Park Tewkesbury GL20 5TZ<br />

400 02 May Poole Porkers 400<br />

14:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 5900m AAA6 £10.00 L P R T M (50) (20/4) 15-30kph<br />

Wessex CTC<br />

Shawn Shaw, 22 Shaftesbury Road Longfleet Poole Dorset BH15 2LT<br />

200 02 May Whaley Thorns, N of Mansfield Lincolnshire Cross<br />

08:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 211km £6.00 L P R T (100) 15-30kph<br />

Bolsover & District CC 01246 825 351 matt.connley@talktalk.net<br />

ROA 5000<br />

Matt Connley, 7 Eskdale Close Bolsover Chesterfield S44 6RL<br />

200 04 May Bredbury, Stockport May-as-well Solstice<br />

08:00 Mon BRM [PBP] 202km 700m £5.00 P R T 60 (05/03) 15-30kph<br />

Peak Audax<br />

01457 870 421 mike@PeakAudax.co.uk<br />

ROA 10000<br />

Mike Wigley, Higher Grange Fm Millcroft Lane Delph Saddleworth OL3 5UX<br />

110 04 May High Easter, Nr Chelmsford The Counties Festival 100<br />

10:00 Mon BP £5 L P R T (70) 15-30kph<br />

ECCA 01245 467 683<br />

53 04 May High Easter, Nr Chelmsford The Counties Festival 50<br />

11:00 Mon BP £5 L P R T (70) 12-25kph<br />

ECCA 01245 467 683<br />

ROA 10000<br />

Terry Anderson, 1 Claypits Road Boreham Chelmsford Essex CM3 3BZ<br />

400 08 May Corstorphine, Edinburgh The Auld Alliance<br />

21:00 Fri BRM [PBP] 3324m £12.50 X F L T 15-25kph<br />

New Event Audax Ecosse millealba@hotmail.co.uk<br />

Graeme Wyllie, 16 Corstorphine House Avenue Edinburgh EH12 7AD<br />

400 09 May Chalfont St Peter, Bucks Severn Across<br />

06:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 407km 3500m £7.50 YH L P R T 70 15-30kph<br />

Willesden CC<br />

Liam FitzPatrick, 13 Heron Close Rickmansworth Herts WD3 1NF<br />

300 09 May Honiton Old Roads 300<br />

06:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 3400m £8.00 LPRT 15-30kph<br />

Exeter Whs<br />

01404 46993 ian@ukcyclist.co.uk<br />

ROA 10000<br />

Ian Hennessey, 10 High Street Honiton EX14 1PU<br />

200 09 May Kirkley Cycles, Ponteland Chevy Chase<br />

08:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 201km 3000m AAA3 £12.00 F L P R T 15-30kph<br />

Tyneside Vagabonds<br />

northern.audax@gmail.com<br />

Aidan Hedley, 16 The Close Lanchester Durham DH7 0PX<br />

200 09 May Lodge Moor, Sheffield The Sheffrec Full Monty<br />

08:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 202km 4000m AAA4 £5.00 L P R T 15-30kph<br />

Sheffrec CC<br />

henry@henryfoxhall.co.uk<br />

100 09 May Lodge Moor, Sheffield The Sheffrec Mini Monty<br />

09:00 Sat BP 109km 2100m AAA2 £5.00 L P R T 10-25kph<br />

Sheffrec CC<br />

henry@henryfoxhall.co.uk<br />

Henry Foxhall, West View Grindlow Great Hucklow Buxton Derbyshire SK17 8RJ<br />

400 09 May Manningtree, Colchester Asparagus & Strawberries<br />

09:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 414km 2600m £4.00 XCTM 15-25kph<br />

Flitchbikes CC<br />

tom.deakins@btinternet.com<br />

Thomas Deakins, 31 The Causeway Great Dunmow Essex CM6 2AA<br />

400 09 May Poynton, S of Stockport<br />

Llanfairpwllgwyngyll gogerychwyrndrobwll llantysiliogogogoch 400<br />

09:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 2600m £9.50 XP 15-30kph<br />

Peak Audax<br />

01457 870 421 mike@PeakAudax.co.uk<br />

ROA 10000<br />

Mike Wigley, Higher Grange Fm Millcroft Lane Delph Saddleworth OL3 5UX<br />

300 09 May Wigginton, York Wigginton 300<br />

05:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 302km 2305m £5.00 L P R T 15-30kph<br />

Change of Date CTC North Yorks 01904 769 378 dk.benton@virgin.net<br />

Keith Benton, 127 Greenshaw Drive Wigginton York YO32 2DB<br />

200 09 May Willington Hall, E of Chester Seamons CC Tour of the Berwyns<br />

08:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 205km 3100m AAA3 £6.00 L P R T 75 (05/05) 15-30kph<br />

SEAMONS CC<br />

dmanu@outlook.com<br />

130 09 May Willington Hall, E of Chester Seamons CC Llangollen Panorama<br />

08:30 Sat BP 138km 1750m AAA1.5 [1500m] £6.00 L P R T 75 (05/05) 12.5-25kph<br />

Seamons CC<br />

dmanu@outlook.com<br />

ROA 5000<br />

David Matthews, Hill View Cottage Cross Lanes Oscroft Tarvin Cheshire CH3 8NG<br />

110 10 May Evesham Every time a bell rings.....<br />

09:00 Sun BP 112km 885m £6.00 C P R T 15-30kph<br />

Jim Lee<br />

55 10 May Evesham The clapper<br />

10:00 Sun BP 375m £5.00 C P R T 10-20kph<br />

Jim Lee<br />

Jim Lee, 107 Shustoke Road Solihull West Midlands B91 2QR<br />

100 10 May Kirkley Cycles, Ponteland Burma Road<br />

09:00 Sun BP 1600m AAA1.5 £6.00 FPRT 12-25kph<br />

Tyneside Vagabonds<br />

northern.audax@gmail.com<br />

Aidan Hedley, 16 The Close Lanchester Durham DH7 0PX<br />

200 10 May Meopham, nr Gravesend Hop Garden 200km<br />

08:00 Sun BRM [PBP] [1800m] £8.00 F L P R T NM 15-30kph<br />

Gravesend CTC<br />

pmcmaster@blueyonder.co.uk<br />

160 10 May Meopham, nr Gravesend Hop Garden Century Ride<br />

08:30 Sun BP [1550m] £8.00 F L P R T NM 15-30kph<br />

Gravesend CTC<br />

pmcmaster@blueyonder.co.uk<br />

100 10 May Meopham, nr Gravesend Hop Garden 100km<br />

09:00 Sun BP 975m £8.00 F L P R T NM 10-30kph<br />

Gravesend CTC<br />

pmcmaster@blueyonder.co.uk<br />

Patrick McMaster, 207 Colyer Road Northfleet Kent DA11 8AT<br />

300 10 May Pendleton, Lancashire Blanchland Blinder<br />

06:00 Sun BRM [PBP] 302km 4600m AAA4.5 £6.50 P R T X 15-30kph<br />

Burnley Sportiv<br />

burnleysportiv@yahoo.com<br />

Andy Corless, 31 Castlerigg Drive Ightenhill Burnley Lancashire BB12 8AT<br />

200 10 May Shenstone, Staffs Castleton Classic<br />

08:00 Sun BRM [PBP] 213km 2963m AAA3 £7.50 F L P R T 15-30kph<br />

CTC North Birmingham<br />

audax@nbctc.co.uk<br />

160 10 May Shenstone, Staffs Derbyshire Dales<br />

08:30 Sun BP 1680m £7.00 F L P R T 15-30kph<br />

CTC North Birmingham<br />

audax@nbctc.co.uk<br />

100 10 May Shenstone, Staffs Staffordshire Lanes<br />

09:00 Sun BP 102km 680m £5.50 L P R T 12.5-25kph<br />

CTC North Birmingham<br />

audax@nbctc.co.uk<br />

54 10 May Shenstone, Staffs Rosliston Roller<br />

10:00 Sun BP £4.00 F,P,R,T 10-25kph<br />

CTC North Birmingham<br />

audax@nbctc.co.uk<br />

Terry Dwyer, 5 Damson Grove Solihull B92 9EN<br />

400 16 May Alfreton Moors and Wolds 400<br />

10:30 Sat BRM [PBP] 404km 2425m £8.00 P R T X 15-30kph<br />

Alfreton CTC<br />

nigel.randell8664@gmail.com<br />

50 16 May Alfreton Victorian Post Boxes 50<br />

10:30 Sat BP 669m £3.00 FLPT 10-25kph<br />

Alfreton CTC<br />

nigel.randell8664@gmail.com<br />

Nigel Randell, 15 Hammer Leys South Normanton Derbyshire DE55 3AX<br />

400 16 May Musselburgh The Southern Uplands<br />

06:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 5000m AAA5 £2.00 X P T 15-30kph<br />

Audax Ecosse<br />

martinfoley@btinternet.com<br />

Martin Foley, 78 Denholm Road Musselburgh East Lothian EH21 6TU<br />

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AUK CALENDAR<br />

300 16 May Troutbeck Bridge, Cumbria The Westmorland Spartans<br />

07:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 4000m AAA4 £6.00 A(2) P YH L R T S (60) 15-30kph<br />

Lakes School Windermere<br />

paul@revells.com<br />

Paul Revell, Kirklands, Brow Edge, Backbarrow Ulverston Cumbria LA12 8QL<br />

200 16 May Troutbeck Bridge, Cumbria The Cumbrian 200<br />

08:00 Sat BR 203km 3900m AAA4 £6.00 YH L P R T S A(2) (60) 15-30kph<br />

Lakes School Windermere<br />

paul@revells.com<br />

Paul Revell, Kirklands Brow Edge Backbarrow Cumbria LA12 8QL<br />

100 16 May Troutbeck Bridge, Cumbria La'al Lakeland 100<br />

10:00 Sat BP 107km 2350m AAA2.25 £5.00 YH L P R T S (60) 12.5-30kph<br />

Lakes School Windermere<br />

paul@revells.com<br />

Paul Revell, Kirklands, Brow Edge, Backbarrow Ulverston Cumbria LA12 8QL<br />

100 17 May Uffington, near Wantage Blowingstone-White Horse<br />

09:30 Sun BP 107km 1162m [1346m] £5.00 P T R 15-30kph<br />

Oxfordshire CTC<br />

Nick Dunton, 44a High Street Sutton Courtenay Abingdon Oxon OX14 4AP<br />

600 23 May Chepstow Bryan Chapman Memorial (Classic)<br />

06:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 619km 8300m AAA8.25 £30.00 BD C F L P R S T Z (4/5) 15-30kph<br />

Newport Velo<br />

ritchie.t.tout@uk.pwc.com<br />

Ritchie Tout, Sunnyside Cottage Mynyddbach NP16 6RT<br />

600 23 May Churchend, Dunmow The Flatlands<br />

06:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 606km £6.00 X A(1) C L P R TM (16/05) 15-30kph<br />

Flitchbikes CC<br />

tom.deakins@btinternet.com<br />

Thomas Deakins, 31 The Causeway Great Dunmow Essex CM6 2AA<br />

300 23 May Kirkley Cycles, Ponteland The Mosstrooper<br />

06:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 4100m AAA4 £12.00 F P T A(1) 15-30kph<br />

Tyneside Vagabonds<br />

northern.audax@gmail.com<br />

Aidan Hedley, 16 The Close Lanchester Durham DH7 0PX<br />

400 23 May Mytholmroyd, West Yorkshire The Old 240<br />

05:30 Sat BRM [PBP] 407km 6400m AAA6.5 £8.00 A L P R T S YH 15-30kph<br />

West Yorkshire CTC 01422 832 853 chris.crossland@halifaxctc.org.uk<br />

400 23 May Mytholmroyd, West Yorkshire Not Quite The Spurn Head 400<br />

05:30 Sat BRM [PBP] 403km 2450m £8.00 A L P R T S YH 15-30kph<br />

West Yorkshire CTC 01422 832 853 chris.crossland@halifaxctc.org.uk<br />

ROA 25000<br />

Chris Crossland, 14 Stanley St. West Sowerby Bridge W. Yorks HX6 1EF<br />

600 23 May Poole Brimstone 600<br />

06:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 7600m AAA7.5 £10.00 L P M (50) (24/5) 15-30kph<br />

Wessex CTC<br />

Shawn Shaw, 22 Shaftesbury Road Longfleet Poole Dorset BH15 2LT<br />

600 23 May Waltham Abbey Beast from the East<br />

06:00 Sat BRM [PBP] [2388m] £20.00 F P T Z 15-30kph<br />

Updated<br />

Willesden CC<br />

Mark Brooking, 48 Howard Close Waltham Abbey Essex EN9 1XA<br />

100 24 May Canterbury The Blackhouse Hill Revival<br />

10:00 Sun BP 107km 1675m AAA1.75 £5.00 FLPRT 14-26kph<br />

Patrick Cherry<br />

licencetoclimb@gmail.com<br />

Patrick Cherry, 28 Barton Road Canterbury Kent CT1 1YQ<br />

400 29 May Wem, Shropshire Snowdon & Coast<br />

22:00 Fri BRM [PBP] 410km £14.00 A(1) F L P R T 15-25kph<br />

CTC Shropshire<br />

sandehargraves@gmail.com<br />

Edwin Hargraves, 22 Trentham Road Wem North Shropshire SY4 5HN<br />

600 30 May Exeter Kernow and Southwest 600<br />

06:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 8200m AAA8.25 £17.00 YH L F R Z 60 15-25kph<br />

Exeter Whs<br />

01404 46993 ian@ukcyclist.co.uk<br />

ROA 10000<br />

Ian Hennessey, 10 High Street Honiton EX14 1PU<br />

600 30 May Kirkley Cycles, Ponteland The Border Raid<br />

06:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 5500m £10.00 A(2) F L P T 15-30kph<br />

Tyneside Vagabonds<br />

northern.audax@gmail.com<br />

Aidan Hedley, 16 The Close Lanchester Durham DH7 0PX<br />

600 30 May Windsor Windsor Chester Windsor<br />

06:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 5537m £30.00 A(1) F L P R T S Z (100) 15-30kph<br />

LEL 2013<br />

auk@danialwebb.com<br />

ROA 5000<br />

Danial Webb, 11 Heather Avenue Hellesdon Norwich NR6 6LU<br />

400 05 Jun Clayhidon, near Taunton Avalon Sunrise 400<br />

22:30 Fri BRM [PBP] 407km 3300m £15.00 flprtc 15-30kph<br />

Exeter Whs<br />

Jamie Andrews, Cemetery Lodge Ashill Road Uffculme Devon EX15 3DP<br />

600 06 Jun Alfreton 9 Counties 600k<br />

06:00 Sat BRM [PBP] £10.00 X,F,L,T,P 15-30kph<br />

Alfreton CTC 01773 833 593 tomandsuefox@yahoo.co.uk<br />

ROA 10000<br />

Tom Fox, 180 Nottingham Road Alfreton Derbyshire DE55 7FP<br />

600 06 Jun Ballachulish Mull of Kintyre<br />

06:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 7677m AAA6.5 [6705m] £25.00 YH C F L P R T S 15-24kph<br />

Audax Ecosse<br />

millealba@hotmail.co.uk<br />

Graeme Wyllie, 16 Corstorphine House Avenue Edinburgh EH12 7AD<br />

600 06 Jun Poynton, S of Stockport A Pair of Kirtons<br />

06:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 3000m £10.00 x 15-30kph<br />

Peak Audax<br />

01457 870 421 mike@PeakAudax.co.uk<br />

ROA 10000<br />

Mike Wigley, Higher Grange Fm Millcroft Lane Delph Saddleworth OL3 5UX<br />

200 07 Jun Wimbledon Common The London Ditchling Devil<br />

08:00 Sun BR 205km 2400m [2700m] £15.00 F P R T 15-30kph<br />

Willesden CC<br />

paudax@gmail.com<br />

Paul Stewart, 25 Devonshire Gardens Chiswick London W4 3TN<br />

600 13 Jun Bushley, Tewkesbury<br />

Mae Mr Pickwick yn mynd i chwilio am ddreigiau a chwedlau.<br />

05:30 Sat BRM [PBP] 601km 9500m AAA9.5 £17.50 C F L P R T S Z NM 100 15-25kph<br />

BlackSheep CC 01684 292 390 blacksheepaudax@gmail.com<br />

600 13 Jun Bushley, Tewkesbury<br />

Mae Mr Pickwick yn mynd i chwilio am ddreigiau a chwedlau. (clasurol).<br />

05:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 601km 9500m AAA9.5 £17.50 C F L P R T S Z NM 100 15-25kph<br />

BlackSheep CC 01684 292 390 blacksheepaudax@gmail.com<br />

ROA 25000<br />

Mark Rigby, 16 Battle Road Tewkesbury Park Tewkesbury GL20 5TZ<br />

600 13 Jun Pendleton, Lancashire Pendle 600<br />

06:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 613km 10150m AAA10 [9000m] £10.00 BD F L P R S T Z 15-30kph<br />

Burnley Sportiv<br />

burnleysportiv@yahoo.com<br />

Andy Corless, 31 Castlerigg Drive Ightenhill Burnley Lancashire BB12 8AT<br />

200 14 Jun Woodrush RFC, Wythall, S Birmingham Cotswold Expedition<br />

08:00 Sun BR 212km £9.00 C L P R S T 100 15-30kph<br />

Updated Beacon RCC pete@petemarshall.me<br />

160 14 Jun Woodrush RFC, Wythall, S Birmingham Cotswold Journey<br />

08:30 Sun BP £9.00 C L P R S T 100 15-30kph<br />

New Event Beacon RCC pete@petemarshall.me<br />

100 14 Jun Woodrush RFC, Wythall, S Birmingham Anticlockwise Cotswold Outing<br />

09:30 Sun BP 108km £9.00 C L P R S T 80 12-25kph<br />

New Event Beacon RCC pete@petemarshall.me<br />

100 14 Jun Woodrush RFC, Wythall, S Birmingham Clockwise Cotswold Outing<br />

09:00 Sun BP 108km £9.00 C L P R S T 80 12-25kph<br />

New Event Beacon RCC pete@petemarshall.me<br />

Pete Marshall, 45 Butler Road Solihull West Midlands B92 7QL<br />

600 20 Jun Leighton Buzzard The Buzzard<br />

07:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 5600m £5 X 15-30kph<br />

Exeter Whs<br />

01404 46993 ian@ukcyclist.co.uk<br />

ROA 10000<br />

Ian Hennessey, 10 High Street Honiton EX14 1PU<br />

600 20 Jun Mytholmroyd, W. of Halifax The 3 Coasts 600<br />

06:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 607km 5611m AAA1.75 [1631m] £10.00 A(3) L P R T Z YH 15-30kph<br />

West Yorkshire CTC 01422 832 853 chris.crossland@halifaxctc.org.uk<br />

600 20 Jun Mytholmroyd, W. of Halifax The East & West Coasts 600<br />

06:00 Sat BRM [PBP] 605km 4380m [5380m] £10.00 A(3) L P R T Z YH 15-30kph<br />

West Yorkshire CTC 01422 832 853 chris.crossland@halifaxctc.org.uk<br />

200 21 Jun Mytholmroyd, W. of Halifax The Good Companions<br />

08:30 Sun BR 2697m AAA1.75 [1631m] £5.00 A(2) L P R T YH 15-30kph<br />

West Yorkshire CTC 01422 832 853 chris.crossland@halifaxctc.org.uk<br />

ROA 25000<br />

Chris Crossland, 14 Stanley St. West Sowerby Bridge W. Yorks HX6 1EF<br />

300 27 Jun Stornoway, Isle of Lewis Golden Road and Standing Stones<br />

06:00 Sat BR 3850m [3200m] £12.00 50 L P R T F C 15-30kph<br />

Hebridean CC<br />

ian_d_gilbert@yahoo.co.uk<br />

110 27 Jun Stornoway, Isle of Lewis Hebridean Hundred<br />

10:00 Sat BP 113km 1068m £6.00 50 L P R T F C 12.5-30kph<br />

Hebridean CC<br />

ian_d_gilbert@yahoo.co.uk<br />

Ian Gilbert, 19 Churchill Drive Stornoway Isle of Lewis HS1 2NP<br />

400 04 Jul Stonehaven Old Military Roads<br />

07:00 Sat BRM 6000m AAA6 £6.00 X P L R T (25) 15-30kph<br />

Stephen Reed<br />

Stephen Reed, CAIRNBANNO 34 Dunnottar Avenue STONEHAVEN AB39 2JJ<br />

100 05 Jul Combe Down, Bath Mendip Transmitter<br />

08:30 Sun BP 1650m AAA1.75 £7 N.P.R.T 15-30kph<br />

Bath CC<br />

Robert Mcmillan, 228 Bloomfield Road Bath BA2 2AX<br />

200 05 Jul Denshaw, Saddleworth Bowland<br />

08:00 Sun BR 3500m AAA3.5 [4400m] £5.00 P R T 14.3-30kph<br />

Saddleworth Clarion 07850 208 977 nephialty@gmail.com<br />

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170 05 Jul Denshaw, Saddleworth Slaidburn<br />

08:30 Sun BP 3000m AAA3 £5.00 P R T 12.5-25kph<br />

Saddleworth Clarion<br />

nephialty@gmail.com<br />

100 05 Jul Denshaw, Saddleworth Widdop<br />

09:00 Sun BP 2100m AAA2 £5.00 P R T 10-25kph<br />

Saddleworth Clarion 07850 208 977 nephialty@gmail.com<br />

Nephi Alty, Heath House View Ridings Lane Golcar Huddersfield<br />

West Yorkshire HD7 4PZ<br />

300 10 Jul Great Dunmow, Essex Hereward the Wake<br />

21:00 Fri BRM 301km £9.00 X C R L P T M (03/07) 15-30kph<br />

Flitchbikes CC<br />

tom.deakins@btinternet.com<br />

Thomas Deakins, 31 The Causeway Great Dunmow Essex CM6 2AA<br />

400 11 Jul Carlton le Moorland, Lincolnshire Lincolnshire Poacher<br />

06:00 Sat BRM £8.00 X A1, C, L, P, R, T 15-30kph<br />

Lincoln Whs<br />

richard.parker05@gmail.com<br />

Richard Parker, 28 High Street Carlton Le Moorland Lincoln Lincolnshire LN5 9HT<br />

300 11 Jul Tewkesbury A Rough Diamond<br />

06:00 Sat BRM 301km 2500m [3450m] £6.50 c f l p r t nm 100 15-25kph<br />

BlackSheep CC 01684 292 390 blacksheepaudax@gmail.com<br />

ROA 25000<br />

Mark Rigby, 16 Battle Road Tewkesbury Park Tewkesbury GL20 5TZ<br />

200 18 Jul Corwen Barmouth Boulevard<br />

08:00 Sat BR 204km 3650m AAA3.75 £5.50 P R T 50 15-30kph<br />

Chester & North Wales CT<br />

dmanu@outlook.com<br />

ROA 5000<br />

David Matthews, Hill View Cottage Cross Lanes Oscroft Tarvin Cheshire CH3 8NG<br />

100 18 Jul Corwen The Brenig Bach<br />

08:30 Sat BP 107km 1920m AAA2 £5.50 P R T 50 12.5-25kph<br />

Chester & North Wales CT<br />

dmanu@outlook.com<br />

ROA 5000<br />

David Matthews, Hill View Cottage Cross Lanes Oscroft Tarvin Cheshire CH3 8NG<br />

60 18 Jul Corwen The Bala Parade<br />

09:00 Sat BP 700m [1000m] £5.50 P R T 50 10-25kph<br />

Chester & North Wales CT<br />

dmanu@outlook.com<br />

ROA 5000<br />

David Matthews, Hill View Cottage Cross Lanes Oscroft Tarvin Cheshire CH3 8NG<br />

200 19 Jul Steyning, W Sussex The Devils Punchbowl 200<br />

08:00 Sun BR 205km 2248m £6.00 F P T 15-30kph<br />

David Hudson<br />

ROA 25000<br />

Dave Hudson, 151 Middle Road Shoreham-by-Sea BN43 6LG<br />

100 19 Jul Steyning, W Sussex The Devils Punchbowl 100<br />

09:00 Sun BP 108km 1200m £6.00 F P T 15-30kph<br />

David Hudson<br />

ROA 25000<br />

Dave Hudson, 151 Middle Road Shoreham-by-Sea BN43 6LG<br />

200 25 Jul Belbroughton, N Worcestershire Kidderminster Killer<br />

08:00 Sat BR 214km 3750m AAA3.75 £7.75 F L P R S T (70) (8/8) 14.3-30kph<br />

Beacon RCC 01562731606 montgomery@beaconrcc.org.uk<br />

Philip Whiteman, 2 Drayton Terrace, Drayton, Belbroughton, Stourbridge<br />

Worcestershire DY9 0BW<br />

120 25 Jul Belbroughton, N Worcestershire From Clee to Heaven<br />

09:00 Sat BP 1950m AAA2 £7.25 F L P R S T (65) 13-25kph<br />

Beacon RCC 01562 731606 montgomery@beaconrcc.org.uk<br />

Dr Philip Whiteman, 2 Drayton Terrace Drayton Belbroughton Stourbridge DY9 0BW<br />

200 09 Aug Old Ma's Tattenhall, Cheshire Pistyll Packing Momma<br />

08:00 Sun BR 209km 3400m AAA3.5 £5.50 P R 50 T L 15-30kph<br />

Chester & N Wales CTC<br />

dmanu@outlook.com<br />

ROA 5000<br />

David Matthews, Hill View Cottage Cross Lanes Oscroft Tarvin Cheshire CH3 8NG<br />

130 09 Aug Old Ma's Tattenhall, Cheshire Momma's Mountain Views<br />

08:30 Sun BP 137km 2000m AAA2 £5.50 P R 50 T L 12.5-25kph<br />

Chester & N Wales CTC<br />

dmanu@outlook.com<br />

ROA 5000<br />

David Matthews, Hill View Cottage Cross Lanes Oscroft Tarvin Cheshire CH3 8NG<br />

50 09 Aug Old Ma's Tattenhall, Cheshire Momma's Leafy Lanes<br />

09:00 Sun BP £5.50 P R 50 T L 10-20kph<br />

Chester & N Wales CTC<br />

dmanu@outlook.com<br />

ROA 5000<br />

David Matthews, Hill View Cottage Cross Lanes Oscroft Tarvin Cheshire CH3 8NG<br />

200 09 Aug Padiham, Lancashire Tan Hill 200<br />

08:00 Sun BRM 206km 4500m AAA4.5 £5 P X 15-30kph<br />

Burnley Sportiv<br />

burnleysportiv@yahoo.com<br />

Andy Corless, 31 Castlerigg Drive Ightenhill Burnley Lancashire BB12 8AT<br />

100 23 Aug Droitwich Saracen Century Audax<br />

09:00 Sun BP 106km 1600m AAA1.5 [1500m] £8 L P R T 12.5-25kph<br />

Saracen RC<br />

saracenroadclub@gmail.com<br />

Sean Barker, 16 Leahouse Road Stirchley Birmingham B30 2DD<br />

200 27 Sep Denmead, Nr Portsmouth WYLYE AND EBBLE VALLEY<br />

07:30 Sun BR £6.00 L P R T M 15-30kph<br />

Hampshire RC<br />

mrpaulwhitehead@yahoo.co.uk<br />

Paul Whitehead, 73 Spencer Road Emsworth Hampshire PO10 7XR<br />

200 27 Sep Pendleton, Lancashire Last Chance Dales Dance 200<br />

07:30 Sun BRM 3300m AAA3.25 [3000m] £5.00 L P R T 15-30kph<br />

Burnley Sportiv<br />

burnleysportiv@yahoo.com<br />

Andy Corless, 31 Castlerigg Drive Ightenhill Burnley Lancashire BB12 8AT<br />

New Season 2016<br />

200 04 Oct Galashiels Etal-u-Can<br />

08:00 Sun BR 204km 2379m £5.00 BPX 15-30kph<br />

Audax Ecosse<br />

01896 758 181 pedaller1@sky.com<br />

ROA 10000<br />

Lucy McTaggart, 30 Victoria St. Galashiels Scottish Borders TD1 1HL<br />

100 11 Oct Hailsham, E Sussex The Autumn Tints 100<br />

09:00 Sun BP 103km 1200m [1100m] £6.00 F P 15-30kph<br />

David Hudson<br />

ROA 25000<br />

David Hudson, 151 Middle Road Shoreham by Sea West Sussex BN43 6LG<br />

100 25 Oct Galashiels Ride of the Valkyries<br />

10:00 Sun BP 106km 1200m [1517m] £5.00 B,P,X 12-30kph<br />

Audax Ecosse<br />

01896 758 181 pedaller1@sky.com<br />

200 31 Oct Galashiels The Long Dark Teatime of The Soul<br />

08:00 Sat BR 2000m £5.00 P,R,T 15-30kph<br />

Audax Ecosse<br />

01896 758 181 pedaller1@sky.com<br />

ROA 10000<br />

Lucy McTaggart, 30 Victoria St. Galashiels Scottish Borders TD1 1HL<br />

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