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her to expect some thick, dark fluids to pass. “Don’t be alarmed,” he<br />
assured her. “That is your sickness coming out.”<br />
“Better an empty apartment than a bad tenant,” I joked, using one of my<br />
mother’s favorite lines. Both Don Elijio and Lola looked at me and giggled.<br />
After she left, I asked him why it is that so many women have displaced<br />
uteri.<br />
“Modern life,” he answered laconically, “carrying heavy loads too soon<br />
after childbirth. Midwives, doctors, and nurses who don’t put belly bands<br />
on the woman after delivery to ensure the uterus is returned to its rightful<br />
place. That’s bad care.<br />
“Also those horrid, ugly shoes <strong>with</strong> the sticks in the back,” he<br />
bemoaned. “And walking barefoot on cold floors and wet grass, especially<br />
in the early morning hours.”<br />
He said nervousness and anxiety in modern women also exacerbated<br />
uterine weakness. When a woman’s muscles were tense, the blood supply to<br />
the uterus decreased, thereby setting the stage for problems to develop.<br />
Don Elijio was famous for his ability to correct uterine displacement.<br />
Once a taxi full of young and middle-aged women arrived from San Ignacio<br />
for the express purpose of having their uteri replaced. Each recounted a<br />
string of familiar symptoms, and, one by one, he led them into the<br />
examination room.<br />
One woman in her sixties had a uterus that was particularly far afield. It<br />
was lying nearly below the inguinal ligament, just above the thigh. He<br />
instructed her to lie on her stomach as he skillfully executed a sophisticated<br />
chiropracticlike technique to her sacrum.<br />
He pressed down on the small of her back as he brought both feet<br />
towards her buttocks, simultaneously executing the forward motion of one<br />
hand <strong>with</strong> the backward pull of the legs. He did this, he told me, in chronic<br />
cases of longstanding displacement to strengthen the ligaments that hold the<br />
uterus to the sacrum.<br />
Her daughter, a grandmother in her forties, came in afterward. She<br />
complained of a bothersome yeast infection that did not yield to usual<br />
medical treatment. “They give me the medicine, I take it, the itching and<br />
burning goes away for a while and then comes right back,” she lamented.<br />
This time he sat down on a stool and said, “You do it, Rosita. Tell me<br />
where you find it.”