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een. How so? We wanted to know. His an-<br />
swer arrived a few days later in a campus<br />
mail envelope:<br />
here exists in North America—and nowhere<br />
else, to my knowledge—what I call<br />
the Genteel Archipelago. This wide-scattered<br />
and variable formation consists of<br />
tiny, small and less small communities<br />
(some call themselves cities but often as not that's a bit<br />
of a brag) in which a college or university, or both, exist.<br />
In some of these places, town and gown are in uneasy<br />
balance; in the more fortunate, the two aid and abet<br />
each other. In the most fortunate, they foster and improve<br />
each other—indeed, require each other—in a sort<br />
of cultural symbiosis. The one would find itself soon<br />
enough turned brackish were it not for the other's<br />
sweetwater: the town would become another hidebound,<br />
unimaginative, unremarkable and less viable<br />
burg, while the academy, without influx from the outside<br />
world, would swirl ever more swiftly in its predilective<br />
eddies of smugness, detachment and things<br />
ethereal.<br />
Ithaca, it seems to me—and I speak with the authority<br />
of someone who lived there all of four months—<br />
sits most decidedly in the Blessed Isle category. You<br />
have to love a place where you can spend a morning at<br />
something called the Synchrotron Facility and lunch<br />
dissecting the Buffalo Bills over a pesto omelet at Andy's<br />
Third Street Cafe; where you can catch Lethal Weapon<br />
2 at the Pyramid Mall multiplex matinee and Godard's<br />
Histoires Du Cinema at Willard Straight the same<br />
evening, or, vice versa, catch Orlando downtown at the<br />
Cinemapolis and Cliffhanger at the Uris midnight show<br />
on campus.<br />
You can get your car's muffler replaced, then hop<br />
over to see your polarity therapist; you can weep with<br />
frustration caught in traffic at The Octopus or along<br />
Meadow Street and dry your tears with a stroll through<br />
the <strong>Cornell</strong> Plantations' herb garden. You can catch John<br />
Hsu on the viola da gamba and Catherine Liddell on the<br />
theorbo at the A.D. White House, then head across town<br />
for the first set of Steve Southworth and the Rockabilly<br />
Rays at Kuma's.<br />
Or, you can experience a bit of bad luck, as I did<br />
shortly after arriving, and have your car break down<br />
one sweltering, hectic September mid-day. I climbed<br />
into the tow truck cab and, between sobs at the ensuing<br />
financial debacle, asked to look at the driver's Ithaca<br />
Journal to see how the Braves fared. I don't remember<br />
if they won or lost. Trying to lift myself from de-<br />
spair, I mumbled something innocuous about the vagaries<br />
of baseball. The driver launched in on a lengthy<br />
monologue concerning not only the strengths of various<br />
teams, but the essentially binary nature of sport:<br />
you win or you lose. Period. His life had hit a rough<br />
patch, he said, and he had concluded that sport's hold<br />
on him had to do with its "delicious" lack of ambiguity:<br />
"It's not real life, and that's why we need it. Sport,<br />
unlike life, contains a satisfying sense of closure," he<br />
concluded.<br />
"Sense of closure, huh?" I asked.<br />
"Yeah, a guy from <strong>Cornell</strong>—he cracked a block on<br />
West State—used the phrase."<br />
What I'm getting at, folks, is that this sort of encounter<br />
just does not occur in Anytown, USA.<br />
Before you begin to think me incapable of criticism,<br />
think this some naive booster's paean, think I believe<br />
Ithaca without flaw, that instead of existing on the earth<br />
it hovers somewhere above it...<br />
With the possible exceptions of Boston and<br />
Bangkok, I have never lived in a town with more vexed<br />
traffic or less capable and less civil drivers. The streets<br />
are divided into narrow, narrower and Oh My God!;<br />
they are bumpier than the skin of a hives victim, twistier<br />
than a large intestine. At some intersections, streets<br />
meet at angles not found in nature. I'm reminded of the<br />
poet Richard Hugo, who described a town (not Ithaca)<br />
in which the "streets are laid out by the insane." People<br />
here love their car horns; they save their turn signals<br />
for emergencies; if they followed other cars more<br />
closely, they'd be ahead of them; pedestrians are beneath<br />
contempt; stop signs are treated as advisory<br />
bulletins. Watch yer back!<br />
Further, it remains a job of work to find a decent<br />
cup of coffee in town or on campus. Γm talking continental<br />
here—espresso, latte, cappucino—which, you<br />
may as well know, is readily available these days at even<br />
the most nominal convenience store in one-horse towns<br />
throughout much of the country.<br />
The water tastes chalky; the sidewalks are too narrow<br />
by half; you can't get The New York Times delivered<br />
to your door. Trash collection is out of control—<br />
severe penalties are likely if you dare mix your<br />
Smucker's jam jar with a dead soldier of gin. (I speak<br />
from experience. I have tried my best. But my best is<br />
never good enough. I have been deemed unworthy and<br />
been made bleak.)<br />
Two more beefs: it is difficult to respect fully any<br />
university with such a fine agricultural school that requires<br />
its football team to play on artificial turf, and it<br />
is just as difficult to respect any town which includes in<br />
its everyday vocabulary such an infelicitous phrase as<br />
"dish to pass."<br />
Okay.<br />
Residents of Ithaca—both temporary and perma-<br />
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