311 NEW STUDENTS ENTER THIS TERM - The Lowell
311 NEW STUDENTS ENTER THIS TERM - The Lowell
311 NEW STUDENTS ENTER THIS TERM - The Lowell
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TWO TIIK I.OWKI.I. WKDNF-SIIAY. NOVH.MI1EK 19. 1911<br />
LOW X*. "»C\v«».\|>n£5'<br />
PublUhwl by tha A«*>clat«l Studtftita<br />
of Lotrall High School<br />
I'M Uayra Strwt, San Francisco.<br />
Ollfomft<br />
U 1L H. S. A. AI«mb«ra Frw<br />
LOWELL. CUU.EDITION STAFF<br />
EDITOR.... . IM.; SULLIVAX. L3-106<br />
Managing Editor. —Mildred Kicfor, 13-214<br />
Feature Editor «_——George Ross, H3-139<br />
Sports Editor.__..Stanf:ord. Rosenberg, L4-138<br />
News Editors. ....Edna Lnjrorio, L4-J31<br />
Joseph San Felipe, L3-J09<br />
Circulation Bruce Williams, IH-220<br />
Reporteis Students of Journalism I Classes<br />
Football and e CW£ey--A'o Bombs;<br />
Thai's Our American tjhant<br />
Thanksgiving Day I'm going to get up<br />
early.<br />
<strong>The</strong>re won't be theroarof bombers overhead<br />
to waken me. 1 know mother, dad,<br />
and my brother will greet me at breakfast<br />
—they weren't called out during the iiight<br />
to fight incendiary bomb fires or aid in<br />
digging out the wounded buried beneath<br />
wrecked homes.<br />
I'll read the newspaper—a newspaper<br />
that is free to give the truth—a newspaper<br />
that gives me the information from<br />
which I form my own opinion on any happening.<br />
I'll go to a game at Kezar where young<br />
men will be playing a football game. Over<br />
the loud speaker a voice will probably say.<br />
"Fifty thousund spectators here today." I<br />
connect this number with a voice I heard<br />
over the radio the other night that announced,<br />
not 50,000 cheering spectators,<br />
but 50,000 "killed and wounded" on a war<br />
front.<br />
Perhaps my team will win—perhaps<br />
not. It's all in fun, anyway. Points, not<br />
lives, decide the victor.<br />
After the game, I'll go home. We'll<br />
have a big turkey dinner. <strong>The</strong>re are no<br />
ration cards. <strong>The</strong> lights burn brightly—<br />
there is no blackout.<br />
This, you zee, is America, and today is<br />
Thanksgiving. —A <strong>Lowell</strong> Student.<br />
Stuff and Things<br />
"What make* you think 'hv'it a photographer'*<br />
daughter?"<br />
"Because her system Is to nit in a dark room<br />
and await development*."<br />
—L—<br />
Uxe Malpnlure Shaving Cream—no brush, no<br />
lather, iiu nib In, no soap, no box, no nothin'—<br />
just blood.<br />
— Is—-<br />
Little Boy: "Say, mister—let me have six<br />
of those diaper*."<br />
Clerk: "Here you arc. sonny. That'll IK?<br />
ninety cent* for the diapers and two com* for<br />
the tax."<br />
Little Boy: "<strong>The</strong> heck with the tax; my<br />
mother uses safety pins."<br />
Sergeant: "Did you nhuve this morning?'*<br />
Recruit: "Yes. air."<br />
Sergeant: "Well, tomorrow stand a little<br />
closer to the razor." —U—<br />
Houwwjfe (to garbage mnn); "Am I loo<br />
late for the trarhaice?**<br />
Garbage Man: "No ma'nm; Jump right in."<br />
—L—<br />
Small Boy: "Dad, in Rotterdam n bad word?"<br />
Dad: "Why no. son. It's the name of a city."<br />
Small Hoy: "Well, sinter ate nil the candy and<br />
I hope it'll Rotterdam teeth out."<br />
—L—<br />
Orphan: "I don't know who I am. I wan<br />
left on a dooratep."<br />
Girl: "Maybe you're a bottle of milk."<br />
Doctor: "Are you troubled with Improper<br />
thoughts?"<br />
Student: "No, I enjoy them."<br />
When I asked her to wed, "Go to father," she said.<br />
She knew that I knew that her father was dead.<br />
She knew that I knew what a life he had led.<br />
She knew that I knew what she meant when she<br />
she said. "Go to father."<br />
—L—<br />
"Goodness, Georjre, this Isn't our baby. This<br />
!a the wrong carriage."<br />
"Shut up. ThU is n better ccrrtajre."<br />
"My business Is tearing down buildings."<br />
"Bow's business?"<br />
"Not so good. Bomber* are doing It for nothintfl"<br />
j Keep 3HCooing! Br FRANK «C««WI*I' CARDFJXI<br />
WILL THE ICU/"PfteeoT bC/BTHE Ua'UuT?<br />
Teepee Tattle Tales<br />
One diminutive newshawk, on a temporary leave nf ab.-ence from his<br />
job, has acquired a great knowledge of heckling and Low to handle the<br />
consequence*. Can you taki* it as well as you dish it out, dear Dal?<br />
Wf wonder why Nancy May doesn't go uut for ninniiger uf the L\<br />
S. F. football team?<br />
Add Coleman chafers: .lean (make-the-boys-aigh) Duff.<br />
Women are a funny nur: they curl their hair and paint their faces<br />
—but the oddest oddity yet is Jtickie Bcrkson's