311 NEW STUDENTS ENTER THIS TERM - The Lowell

TWO THE I.OWELL. WEDNESDAY. OCTOBER 15. 1041
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Pubtlshnl br lh« AvocUttd Students
or Lmr«u Hijh School
1100 Hayw Stwt. 8M Krancuwo,
California.
U II- S. 8, A. Heaiben Free
STAFF
EDITOR ...-..-MARY FLETCHER
Feature Edltor^.mw_.wm...-^ww Jim Wcller
News Editor* Paul McEvoy, Barbara Gala
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NEWS STAFF
H'chnn! Mam
LouUc llai li- m
Louis I^rllholil1
Helen John"'"'!**
ftohrft KturtcVunt
FEATURE STAFF
Jnctt h'eder
ItoWrt IIU*S^
'lull ]'rl(-i>
|J*ll>* HintlKn
SI'ORTS STAFF
Jrnn Simon
Pr^iikk Pl'iitil**'
KO MeArilitir
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Faculty Adviser. „ Mr. A. R. McKecver
Don't Cheat,
Just Study
Can you earnestly .*ay tiiiit you have
never cheated in an exam'.'
Think a moment!
It is :i rare person indeed who has not
•at one time in his student career fallen
prey to temptation.
When it quick sideward glance of the
eye. a flash signal from your fourldy may
decide the shape of your grade, can you
put strength of character before deception?
This is the real test, far more vital
than the one on paper.
We arc not so callous as to reveal the
"clever" systems of the minority group of
cheaters at Lowell. The teachers are already
"wise" and uninformed students
will not he at a lo-ss for this neglected
phase of their education.
If you can cheat successfully—congratulations!
You ARE a clever cad.
And if you're caught expect to pay the
penalty, for you deserve it.
But of all the methods employed in
passing a test there is only one flawless
one.
The fool-proof system consists of the
three basic essentials—a textbook, a little
determination, and a lot of good harmless
mental exertion.
. This svstem has never been known to
fail!
I Driving Test J
With great pleasure and pride we offer this
aptitude tent for all prospective mr.torlsts. Plea??
\vriti f answers in one ityllable—prefVmbly less—
tear it up—nnlrecl. yon jtioold (a) hit It, (b) lrf»e It to »
friend, CO late II. it might look nice in roar
* room. ':
See the next edition for a list of good books
io raid while recuperating in the hospital.
Teepee Tattle Tales I Stuff and Things
Seen: Connie Wllion and Char
He Cooke nt Larkspur a ft era recent
game. . . . Che«r Leader Paul
Hoii|>er teaching Barbara Oliver
nnJ Virginia Jnckson, the yell*, of
counfo. . . . On tho court atepj,
Helen Crawford and Don Motzcr,
must any day. . . . So Tom
Tully in that way nlx>ut Jnan Dennis.
. . . What fair Lowolllte
(trippingly climbed out of a Mcn'o
Park crock? . . . Was it tho
horse of the heat, floealie?
113 Vtny Ilert Ilunw* classic
faux |NUt thanking Mcrv Klpnlw in.
Mtrad of Hub Duii: «n tin- trail
Lowell Songs
ON, CAItlMNAI.
On—mi—Canlinal!
Fight for vietoiv tinlay, tvam.
r«|,,M Kfd ami White
Pmudlv wavf fur you fiom up on
hfch.
Courage—Lowell Hearts—
Down th fite-mt'it in the fray,
team.
And wh'*n the l>att!e !••* won.
We'll cheer for Unveil High.
I.i.*:vn to our cheers*;
Hear oiil" vWls ring out anew, team.
We have faith in you—
Daunt It*.* fijrht will win for
IEtx] nnd White.
On—on—Indian, thousands strong
Will direr you throueh, team.
Vammish your enemy!
For Uiwell Fight. Fitrht, Fight.
THE LOWF-I.l. HYMN
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With heads bnrcl we stand
In tribute to thee—
Our nimu mater, Lowell.
Oh. true to thee. well in?.
Unfurled—Red and White.
None shall thee decry.
Thy nii.ne uv guard—
. Oh—Lowell Hich!
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The battle is o'er
And Lowell heart.* true.
In victory or defeat will
Their faith in thee renew.
With hearts full we *ing.
Thy i»on« ne'er wili fail.
Thy name we love.
Hail. Lowell. Hail.
I.OWELL FIRHT SONG
Cltorux:
Fi(»ht. men, for I^oweil High!
Raise your banner* ui> to the xky.
Onward, you Cardinal*!
Let our victory b« your cry.
We're ttoing to cheer you men on.
And Kpur you men on for Lou-cf.
We're Koing to force you men on.
And drive you men. and W house.
H-4 Seil.: Yos. yen.
I-rit'Tt'sting: ''Saiiily'* Johnston.
.f-ilter: Uotty Larson.
K-k'ver: Ira Tiiomjtson's littlo
bonk.
I^u^eiuii-: ("arniella. What Fay,
Sieve?
M*I*H>1: Bob Arn»Ic!'n smile,
N'-tcriaining: "Daddy" sunp by
tin* football team, starring Pnt
"Oh-oh-oh" Simmoiw.
O-rilea!: Itoport Card Day.
P-iisizle: How Coninn rci* beat Lowell.
Q-uest: For n "perfect girl."
It-iblions: On Paul Or«i and "Red"
IrwinV lielmets*.
S-crcwy: This co'umn,
T-formation; Starring B * a i n e
Gardner and Bill Khert'lati.
IM.wantiil: The bangit the K\T\»
nre wearing.
V-tvaciou. 1 *: Mar\* Altec Scott. Kit.
Ed?
W-insnme: ltol>erta Miithew.i,
X-tr:i gootl: The Fro!*h Iteception,
Y-..]| k-a.ler: Pnul "Hit It'" Hopper.
Z*carce: Double lunch jwriod*.
I Mother Goose j
Old Mother Hubbard went to the
cujMHiard,
To fetch her poor dog a lione;
But when «ln« got there.
Tile cupboard wax bare—
Ant 1 5o the poor dog went on W.
P. A.
Humpty-dumpty nat on n wall.
Humpty-dumpty had a Krent fall.
All the king** horse* nnd nil the
kinca men-
Had EgRnog.
Mary had a little cut;
She fed It on tin cans.
And when the little kittens came,
They came in Ford sedan*.
Joe took hut aunt out riding, tho icy was the
breeze.
He put her In the rumble pc.it, to see his antifreeze.
—L—
Fimt Mosquito: "Why nre you making lurij
11 fUM? 1 *
Second Mosquito: "Wheel I just passed the
screen tc i."
—L—
Om.i' I was a froshie, by seniors I was Miscd,
I wundercd through the ftpacioun halls bewildered,
worried. W.
Now I am a senior, and my preunco Is BO dear,
That my teachers have invited me to stay anoth«r
.7cur.
Ho wasn't very funny until Iio i-nme to Lowell,
but now lit-'* a Cnrd.
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THF.TVPICAL DKAFTEE
"Next."
"Who me?"
"When* burn?"
"KuMia."
"What piiri?"
"All of me."
'"Why did voU li-aw Itu.s^ia?"
"I couldn't bring it with me."
"Your business?"
"Itottfll."
*'Wh>i.-'s Washington?"
"Ut>'n dead."
"I mean the cripitol of the U. S."
"They I'-aiicd it all to Europe."
"Now, du vuu promise lo su|i|iurt the Conattttitioii
of tin 1 L'liiti-i! Stntv.o of Amerk^?"
"Mr ? How can I ? I already have a v ifo ami
rlK killrt!"
—L—
Politician: "Coiigratulatr me, dear. 1 won
the elittion."
His \Vifv: ••HnlK-.stly?-
Politiiiari: "V.'hy bring that up?"
'•Knock! Kiif>ck!"
"Who's there?"
".••!-."
«fi\* whn?"
"Si.- is thf fiin't tlie "clean-up" committee do
."onirthim: with the school banner? It looks as if
it had I'fen used as a rug,
—Cleanlines* It,s» Virtue.
Dear Virtue;
Yrn'd be dirty, too. if *-ou were on display at
(•••fry game and rally all term. Any donations .
\v!ll l».* accepted. —All** Secretary.
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Dear AliV Secretary:
I've hern a popular kid over since kindeijcJrten;
I v.;ii the "belle of the Iiall" in junior h^h.
hut nl last week's dance I "hugged the wall." i*»n
you help me in my nrcxent dilemma 1
—Forsaken and Forlorn.
Dear F. nnd F.:
Your case is indeed nad but not lu.itcleiw- ^ flU
can never know whnt n little fixing will do, Dont
get too drastic, of course, A little peroxide, mascara,
nun-tan jKiwder. nnd dark tClasK-s will do
wonders. If these fail, you mifrht trv pluctic *ur*
KVTy. — All's Secretary.
Dear AII'K Secretary:
I iim In room 12D nnd am very dingustcd with
the I. 2, .1, 4-1. 2. y. 4 of the R. 0. T. C. when I
nm trying to nt'.idy. Is there anything you ca0
iio?? I, j[. Disgusted.
Dear Diflgusted:
There is little I can do. but you mifrht fret In
the mvlng of it. If you feel like grunting. y>J>
could form a Contra lino. This would furnish
no end of fun and confusion.
—AH's Secretary.
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