311 NEW STUDENTS ENTER THIS TERM - The Lowell

•*wo THE LOWELL. THURSDAY. MAY , 11.1 i
LJOWILLJ..!
BANClVCW CUr*>Tt«4l KIlOCM. NtVVM
PuUl-bvd by l*ie AMOclated Students
of Lowell Hlsh 8c* A>\
1100 Unytm Strwt. 8nn Vrnrxlrzo, California
I*. H. & S. A- Members K.««
STAFF
BD1TOU. CIIAKI.ES fi. UAVIS
AMOciato Editor. - Gloria Sprorl
Neu-« Editor...- - Pierre Salinger
Future Editor. ~ \nn Boi.-mnn
Circulation Manager B'.tty Sullivan
}*xn MarCailum
Pnul McKvuy
nll Hl
NEWS STAFF
Joan puniJni:
Ilcttv Sullivan
M.irjnrte Tornii-y
Mnrcarrt W.iy
FRATUKS STAKl
Uonnte Klliwortli l'hylll* 'Uv
Jam** Wrilrr
SPORTS STAFF
Faculty Adviner. - Mr. Albeit Mek'eever
EDITORIAL
Or. Miiy 2S, boys nnil ctrl.-t, -ill leaders in jour
School, will come before vou in an attempt to
rain a echool of/ice.
Some of them h&ve worked hatd for year* tQ cents? —Pennyjfincher.
Dear I'einyptncher:
That extra one cent is used to cover partially
•tie com of mainUininir the car book division
and banUntr nccount. —All's Secretary.
—L-
Dcar All's Secretary:
Where does the money we paid out for senior
dues fr*>" —Curious.
Dear Curious:
The money collected from lh.» senior dues
pays for the rcntinp of the Opera Hou-c, pays
cost of the program*: in none nil, it takes care of
all the expense** incurred in tfraduatinc a class
Jfrom th-. i se 'hallowed hulls of looming."
• —Ati'n Secretory.
Dear A* :
I am a kid seven year* old. I have a rfc.i
•three ixnnieit and a rusty nail. Is there any
Santa? —Uninformed.
Dear Uninformed:
Eat more finh. —Ali's Secretary.
TDear Ali's Secretary:
Hovr thut warm weather is in style, how
come w-: don't Ret those court dances we were
•promised wiy back when?
—Sunsliino Fan.
TDear Sunshine >'an:
Court aances are beinjr held for the iui.ch
period that keeps the court the cleanest. We
Merest Hit clean-up campaigners keep the court
tdean and In thai way help win your court dance.
—All's Secretary.
Teepee Tattle Tales | | Stuff and Things
I'n-.M-ntinL- the latent '» Unveil IOW-HWII wtralnht from "that littto
l.trit,"
Jn»n M.-riarty im': im: ipilnif around with u «irl, any i-iore. . . .
In other WOPIK, you you K-J your way uml I'll K» mill". . . . Wot Kicliaru-
noii i' isn't uofnt, f around d with ith anybody. anybdy
Hill Mi'mtrnxtn in foml of Mimt r;olciivlrh. very fond—but he U apprrently
xlty — wp'n* ki&linic!!!
.'mk (Jilpin win* diiivii in Chitintowii during the eilebialitm. . . .
1L* did hin Kit f-r tin* cause. . . . It is unconfirmed, but H- !en John-
V.-n may '.lavi- attended a football picnic with lira -Jiy lt.ib Troppmnn"
tdtr Creek mmy. . . . He doenn't want t tret up in the from line*,
Iiinvi'vi-r. I.Ivatior K»x i'* a Hinall lint cutv youm* i^'y. nit ii* Marie Lo-
Ituai 1 ^'.
The Illock L .Sucit'iy >'K having a touch lime collect in p for the Illwk
I. metlnln. . . . llaVi'ti't the athklen learned lei cave (heir mnne;,
,et??
'•Drill" llolnnn is, «ini we utmie, "a nucBet," That's all, Hal! . . .
Jame.4 Iwtfitte i.-< . . . »t him in this colun.n c f igaotl will?
. . . It wasn't u«;
The rc-i-nt streak of uiiimliiiie has put many a tun vml many a nuriluirn
..n Uit;i of Uiwt-MV •'tuJfnii. . . . Ami that'.i not a!l; it ha-*
ItrttttL'ht mil i«ifiuv "f now and snn'.pv svvimmiiKf -**n*t?*. . . Ye*.
>ir!!: I'-it 1'oi.liiii: ••••rtJ' i r.!v iinitali* the actimo i>f I.i>\\ol)% "I'lanur
ui.-l.V . . . ll'n all m fun.
t'harlit Co«i>er. IIL* df ««r I.«*»t'llilf*. line licen tfllini; [.• iltal he i- )'• >i>arr. of »«*'. . . . Hie truth ^ that !>•' U patimllv
aw.nitini; his l.'tth'hirthda)'ls
Olira J-'tlmsoii M-voti!i i,r an- we ton inctaiu I'mi irriifder havi*
IH-I'II sc-iiiL- «wh oiln-r, and nftcn. . . . Sir unisi haw told yuii!!!
Don't urt >oin)> people wroiii* when ihvv hr.rn: ari'tmd 'iar*. . . .
'1 hey ju-l w.itit In h.> lawyer.:.
•Iran ll-iwm-y an! • Hop.-" M;tnti|uin >t--n .-.itnllii'ir at the IK>;U ii. the
..tli.r day . . h;ivr -'hnliz w;f a>ki-.| -HI' hv Cli-ria L'nti.
. . . !],• :uv.-pt»i|. . . . What a 1 '.*!: Na'-.i-????
Garlic and
Garlands
Again The
Alphabet
Cailail.i- I.i the *tu.|.-Hl b.nly ..f- .\-«l-Hiliilili|.-- .ill ihe .liter--t
ii ITS fin- ilteir .-.plvinliil woik tiii. i . leathers iiiamf.'-[...i !»y s
CarliiiuU to ilu* t;ir| "«>iniii^" . «•'>"•»"• - wi-annir.
for cimlinuinK under the condi- H-'I'i»v-tlir 'Vuiiii.ni: aiiUe,
• !,,„« : the Iiiwi-r i'la.i.erpal*:h—1'OIK!. clothe-, -hi-lttr.
(Practical ittiy.)
Ann l^inir—A hail of .-im.kt' sijrnals. -OIK*? ml
fl:nr j . a uirfl.i« -el. (S)H- hateI de.svrt island*.)
•Mm HiiruMii—A I-of of brer.d. a jua of ivrnii'iitfd
era 11 **.*, .uid vow!
Marjurii 1 Hat*-* — Y- hiidi. tin* nd^-u'i' on rr.j"
ain.lVI.atLlal.oxnf dimple.
IV.;n!; Davi-—A'-iutiitii'n, the Amoriiran flaff,
a ti-'.i u-ope.
(RKSTI')N TWO:
With ba.i' fai'i" h.incinj- and iherub kneti
knocking, .-'.udeiit-. stared bl.ti kly at thi.* queilion
hanirinir fovkeyotl in midair. "What "Aould
yni! do if you met a fustianisl?"
Ccarj* Krill—"I*d dip."
I-'m.-ihii 1 —"I'd hire him to di> my housework.
if tin. tliinir had :*inuers to coun: o;i and oould
parley vou sfran«;.y,"
Fro.-ihie's chum—"Maylie thi--* is it." (.C^linf
Vfih'd t'y*!* on vours truly.*
Mari- Fh'telier—' I'd i(ii..re it."
Candiiu- KHis—"!•» U animal, v»;ectable or
mtiu-ral? Or did yot' drt'.itn it a!.' up?"
t'hylli* Anderson—"I'd cm«lo in»*ulrei*tly and
call a white mat."
I.on..ld OVonnell— "I'd stick pini in it."
And why not? We quote W?Ko declare old L0«*
Kl.IAS?
Three city ehiimpionxhins in thrt-e different
sports were won in iMie day in '928 by Lowell*
athletes?
lit*rd-crowing contntU wi-r* indul***! In *»*
fort rvrry dance, and prize* wrre awarded *»
mottHlcsi f«c«i? ^Vhcthrr or nof ibe prix^win*
nerij comd rind anyone to dance with Ui not r**
veaied,
, ? o yt*I ml «fcly Wn school. LowoII itarttd tl
lowly "Union Grai.ur School"?