311 NEW STUDENTS ENTER THIS TERM - The Lowell

TWO THE LOWELL FRIDAY, MAY 9, I
riibluftal by Uio AMoclfttnl students
tf Lowall Ilich School
HOo feyet !irt«t, San PranclKo. California
I*. H. S, :«. A- Member* Prr*
STAFF
BlllTOIt. CH.Wti*Et* TWnM-y
Pwui MeKvuy Mnrcnn-1 W.i;'
FKATUKE STAFF
llonnV I'Jljtunrth ''liYllia ){uwi.>y
Jjmn Wrller
SPOUTS STAFF
Faculty Advfaer Mr. Albert McKcever
Tribute to Teachers at Lott;
Extra Activities Go Unnoticed
The I^.wclt paure.i to pay tribute to the baldest
working, the most underrated people at
Lowcll-TIIfi TEACHERS.
Koch day tbMe tone hern go about the duties
to whkh tney devote their extra tlm«\ asking nw
praixr, never getting any.
Them, lenchcr* deserve nil the praise lha! »i"
c*n give them!
Mr. Tii'-kcr nnd Mr. Curtn at the bank counter;
Mr. KonilePi will* the lookers: Mr. Alger
wiUi tht hook room; Mr. .Moore with the C. S. H.;
Mr. Barnes with tht honor roi': Mr. I/TIMXT with
debating; Mr. Henrieh will) the ches* towns: M'M
Wilson with tho dance committce»; Mr. Lighty
nnd Misr Uotihm with the yard and court; Mr.
Walsh and Mr. Johnston with the traffic ^(juad;
nnd lost, but not least, all the teacher* whs do
eoumeling. There jre very few punil* in this
jichool who do xuch work. Thin self-sacrifice is
something from which all the students of Lowell
flbouM inkelU;r place to nttend.
Stuff and Things
Don't worry if your work is hard and ynur reward*
arc few,
ltemi'mber ihnt the mighty oak wan or.ee- a nut
ltliL> you.
The blrdj do It,
The been do It.
Tht little IWIK do i|,
Mama, ran I Uke flying trwon*, too?
—L—
Do You Know What
—The robber said lit h« jumped on the scale?
"Here'h where I m-t away."
—The key said to the keyhole?
"What do ya hear from tht knob?"
—The rub said to the north wind?
"Don't blow so hard, I'm a little bear."
—L—
An idiot i» a fellow who come* up the right
vtaii* when you're trying to go the wrong one
in » htirry.
WP callctl her Sunka l>ecaui>e she probably will
never keep anyone awake.
—h—
B equal* Boy.
G wjuals GiH.
C equals Chaperon.
B phis G plus C equals mtscrj*.
2G ptus B equals jealousy.
2B plus G equals wir.
B plus G minus C equald elopement,
—IT—
"What cait-*t|d the accident ihln morning?"
"Two motoring were chasing th>rraint-
"Tummy" Tho you think (he IH>)» could Mtand it?
—Alw* Secretary.
—I*—
Dear A'.iV S.ecreWry:
CouM you sujreest any way to make the s'.u*
dents more co-opvnitivc with the clean-up committee
on picking up their papers? When I a.«k
• nem 1o, tliey janl look at me and lauc^. What
tin VOU HURKt'St?
—Clean-Up Campaigner.
I>e,ir Clean-Uii r-.tmpniiriit>r:
W.- ^vi;i;iatliize with you. as we had the same
i-xperiftn-i'. IVrhap-i a nul-il« hint to the tfirl*
nl)oul the benefits derived from bondinir and •
s'ji-nestiun to t(,e \ioyx that it is in e.xcelluni way
of keepini; limK-r. Cliet-r «p, there are some who
are riRht co-uiieruttvp. —Ali'- Secretary.
I-e.ir Ali'a Secretary;
In acnu> clas.-(i"> I freeze ai>d in others I roast.
I* there i-ny possible way to p-t a more or Ie«
••ven t:nipi