311 NEW STUDENTS ENTER THIS TERM - The Lowell

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Auoelnto Editor.
News Editor
Sports Editor..
Feature Editor..
STAFF
CHARLES G. DAVIS
Gloria Sprout
Pierre Salinger
John Preovolo*
-....-.Ann Bowman
Cirrulatloti Manager............ Betty Sullivan
NEWS STAFF
M«rr Pietriier Joan Panting
Vmtbttra QNIe lie I.- Sullivan
JMMI MncCnlltim MA.rj*>rle Tnrnv>'
Fail! iteKvoy Munmret Way
FEATURE STAFF
Bonnie Kll*wortn I'HyllU l
James
SPORTS STAFF
Jafnr» rfliarpo
Fiuully Advlicr. Mr. AIK-rt McKecvr-r
Lowell needs a new statue
To honor its famous namesake
That frowning statue of Jair.es Ituimclt Lowell
in the entrance hall hail been passed for years
by Lowi'Ii students uinost unaware of it:i presencc.
Thin statue has *ct«ed its time. Lot's replace
it with a butter and more Humble piece of sculpture
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One yoar ago Lowell needed it new banner for
school iracitu, Koch student gnvt.. « penny or
more, mill tiv this method col the banner.
We of The Lowell think that this method
couM al«o be used to secure » new Jitiitue. Leave
a letter ir. the i.i;»il box j:Hng your opinions on
Luis matter. 1*1*1 mitkc ^rhool spirit nccoir.plrtih
somclhing!
| Ali's Secretary
Ah, epriiig! Beautiful »pring!
Sprirj: in here anc! Us effects have been felt
In no U** n place th"-n the office of Ali. k*en
the cr'^tal ball xrcmx a little MIUKRIKJI thntc
balmy d«y«, not to mention All's Secretary, who
feels the nrccstiity of l»n« draughts of sulphur
and mota-si-a while basking In the »un, yetting aii
early !tu« beside Die nwlmnting pool's edge on
Lowell'* fifth floor.
Dear Ali** Secretary:
Could you C'vo vs nn estimate on how much
dough It woijlri take to fnstnK escalators at
Lowell? Our knees have finally revolted—nisi:
our fei-r. — Fugitive From a Crutch.
Dear Fugitive:
At least you have uplifting idea*. W«'r«
sorry to discourage you but the cost would be
terrific. We all have one cunnolntion, however—
it puts the foot in condnj.;i for future job-hunting.
—Ali's Secretary.
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Dear All's Secretary:
How about putting somebody vise's name in
the paper besides t'dc name ole gang? I hear a
Lowell gal and a Poly mil appeared an Unclu
Benny's Amateur Hour. How about them?
—Feeling Slighted.
Dear Slifhled:
The girls were Mar Wet Haynes, Lowell, and
Phyllis HfitMd:. Poly, did you're mentioned,
ioo Lovrci: endeavor* to use on many nantm m,
possible I" each burnt, but there are aom* 2.300
student* in Lowell inJ we can't net around to
them all. Yoar tidbits are npprrcisted.
—A1F» Secretary*
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Dear Ali's Secretary:
Is ?t possible to get more variety in the cafeteria
menu? I'm tired of the name old thing*.
_ —A ConnoiseiH-
Dear ConnoiKur:
I always did wonder whet Uic name old tiling
was, but when I .isk. isk everybody everybdy just Rive* i me a
knowing look and tu.'.ii. After u huddle with the
cryetal wll wo lave comfl to the conclusion that
you'd better try wearing .ititi glnsse? when eiitini:
lunch—it serves two purposes, you look glamorous,
and you have no idea the way it can chang«
tno routine diet. Otherwise, try to be a homebody
and brJnjf your lunch.
—Alt'* Secretary.
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Dear All's SecwUuy:
Why don't ityrfcnt body officcni, iwxMrti the
president, l-ct more recognition than they an>
ROtUnir «i present? Some pupiln at UwHJ don'*
even know who the necr-tii-y in. — p jt
Dear P. >f.:
Well, rcallr. you eloct the "fficeni. you know.
But It would I* a itreU Idea for the »ecretaty to
nmmariu the minutes of the Board «f nircctoni'
meeUnfts in. the paper. —All's Secntary.
THE LOW&I.L, THURSDAY. APRIL 3. I&41
The Alphabet | | On the Inside j Teepee Tattle Tales I
A'pnendicitcd: Yell l«Mfer
Bob Friend at the U aahtngton
game.
B'lue Monday: report rcru tiny.
C*ovetcd: a beautevus !>Ion by
II. Hill.
"•issaflHfir'd: ex. LiwelHtM
' and Wist with frllow J. C-
.:..„ return to the fold Tor
dam.
E-nviable: Neon * uynskft
line—his gal buy* the gns when
he brings her to school.
F-ogiry: nil the week-ends, darn
it! G-ruei'ftmt*: the niesity court.
H-omeciiining- Jack Virra. resplendent
in uniform, on leave
from the Nn*y.
I-niiocvnt: hmr.imm.
J-ust kld.t ngniii: .lean SotilM*
unit her latest—J. W.. you know.
K-mzy Knntortions: girls* pyta
clawes exercising in the yard.
L-uve in Bloom; Jayce Priftpl*
and Fred Ileckwith.
M-udest: LVtty Thorn l-"tn. A
champ whii doeen't tell you n'vut
it. V-pot bul not gnudy: wnior
boys rmplenricnt in nuil* «nd lies
for picture**.
O-nii»al: quarterly exams.
I'-uzzItil: AI HugiTty in mnking
up bis mind—girls, of courM*.
Q-uriuus: that basketball Marg
Way's wenring.
lE-ough hoit^e: thnt litile mix-up
nt Kezar the other day.
S-ad case: Stu MacPh-'ivon and
Nancy Traverse
T-iresome: 'rniorn lonling it
over lower clansmen.
U-ndirrffl [mated by Lnwellile*:
Lorraine (Iraitirher, who hii& a
m'!.*Ifvnumt>red Stanford froth in
tow.
Victorious: the Entries, unfortunately.
W-innomi. 1 : Connie Wilson'-, very
cute coiixin. Jean Tucker.
X-an|ienited: Jimmy Ho»vani's
•teventh period teacher with his
V-ouiii- love: Corinne Clayton
and Paul Huppcr.
/-link: thi;« crilumn without .Kome
ni'w idins.
Why Worry? I
Hnrbnm Jean Guiriotti—If IH'nn
Ma^uM i« through (at 1/'W(.1I).
Hub RemcneberciT—If j »« ivm't
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