311 NEW STUDENTS ENTER THIS TERM - The Lowell

Tepee Tattle Tale>
Heyman Does Strip;
Chigris Wins Annual
SHORT, SHORT STORY
Male in the barnyard, ISIT and alck.
Uoy with a pin on the end of a stick.
Kid Jabbed the able; male made a lurch—
Services Rnnday, Flrvt Methodist chunk.
—-Widow."
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It aeflnw: Al Heyman, for once, mi on the
otlur end of a "Burly Q" when his pants took u»
unexpected irip Inward term tlnau while leading
& yell at a recent program—onco more Hcyman,
and yculi have to Join the S. T. Union. Herb
Caen's most e surprised if Dean
Mnrvucci nuirches virtuously into the senior ball
resplendent in n gold dinner jacket, jrrccn pants,
n |unk tie, and, oh yc», «paU: \wndcr what Spurt-
Editor Davis wax think!..g of when that pictcre
in his column was taken? And, by the way, WQ
could , pcm>, money
amounting to $4.00 und one lend
slug, combs, orators, notebooks,
toothpicks, knives, empty coin
nurse, football ticket, glasses nnd
warn, washer, ring, notes for chemistry
tent, unexplained cut slips,
library pusses (slightly wr.iklcd),
Uckut stubs from shown around
tewn, and a check for r. short beer
(ri'dccmnblc nt Moc's Flop House).
There were many other articles
found, hut due to ctttonthip of the
high Hchool pre»x, ¥.-• arc unable to
lint them.
For further information in xeg.ird
to censored articles, get in
touch with "Snoopy" Smith, the
man to v.'hcm we owe a d>'.bt of
cr.U ;t u
counting words and chewing his
nails.
In the desk by the window Is a
lovely bit of femininity solemnly
* hammering the devil out of n typewriter.
Stop drooling, freshman,
that's Gloria Sproul, and fbb's very
busy thinking up diplomatic answers
to tho questions you tm- in
'he "Letter Box.*'
In the front desk you see curly
headed Charley Davis, Bcreaaur
i>? Skiles Hoffman, creator o*
"Grid Iron Gossip," and on nil
arc und athlete, at that
tnd who Is that deep-chested in-
•Oridual, leering into a little black
.took and chuckling sardonically as
he scribbles copy? That's Frank
(Tippy Tails) Quinn. who dashes
of! that home-wrecking column*
Teepee- Tattle Talcs,"
Rcgnrd that bushy-haired individual
in the desk inciuic tho class.
Ti;nt's our sane adviser, Mr. J. W.
Puttcrson, who wo run tc with oar
i-oom ingly insoluble publication
rioblcmw, Thero he sits, modest,
itnasuming. intense Mr. Patterson,
Hblcnuii;* wondering whether to bit
Jchniton, the boy with tho circled
eyes, now • or after class.
And nov, freshman, get to your
claps, und .v)u*n you get your The
Lowell, rcmon&or, hereafter, to
wrap your rpirbage in it vrlth refpect.
From the Files of the Editor
In a dim, dank hole, we interviewed
Hadme Allronga, as he was
culminating the labor of years in
He: "Please!"
i.is effort to tunnel out of the local She; "NP!"
Squirrel Cage.
He: 'Must this once!"
She: "No."
Punctuated by the crumbling of He: "Aw, Mn—all kids ore
failing mortar, his sentences came I ing barefoot."
thickly, shades l.y tho walla of — **—
eitrth between us. He was gasping I First Student Aviator: "Quick,
OH he labored with only the wot what do I do now. inntru tor?"
«.* benm. U. and rroodum. |} JJg-WHj J ..0.-* -aren't
Courageous Reporter
—lr-
I turned to Gloria Sproul, who i
"Qiiict, dvnr, the sand-
' m:.n is coming."
| Modem Child: "I won't tell nop. l!
had accompanied me on (his dan-
Kerotw mission. I
"You had better leave/' I cau-1!
—L—
tloned her tnodeAtly, "his breath in | Owner: "How did you come to
coming In short ptinls." I
over milk
"DMn't you sco it In
"No. the kid had it
Be original. Don't wear 5uspcndera
or a l«U. Eventually your
oiiginclity will be noticed.
|i ""^ u *
But Gloria, a true reporter ofibotlle."
the old school, was not tl not railv with Gnat
spirit abcut their opponents' whool in the midd'c of the night.
Dfc*h Coimenb"—IVens Convention, University of Cuiifornia, November
2: We met » Lowell "grad," ONked him, "Why do certain CaL
MtudenU carry tnmaioeit to the rooting section?." and he answered, *To.
throw at the yv'l fender—we thought of you, Al: had lunch at the International
IIQIMC, the food wan just pretty good—no itnlad; at, lunch
IlAlbaa table echoed, "fley l.owell, hercV Ilalbja," and then they connttt)
th« 21: Mhiifinltet chanted. "Hey Lowell, here'x Mission," and (hen they
counlrU toll; and Galileo respectively followed unit—we were silent and
embarrassed; we haven't had addition yet!
Press Convention, Stanford Unlvvrnity, November D: We didn't
see any Lowell grads—we sitfpeot they itnw us first; the food was very
good—we had a pnlad: there wad no yelling or counting nt dinner—the
delegates left their voices in the stadium: when we tn\d Professor Bush
thru the University of Minnesota detent* the lvy-f*irl angfc in Teepee
Tattle Talcs, hut the students "rto for It," he told us to do as we pleiJT—
Seriously though, the lectures w?rc excellent. We studied newspaper
styles, had round table discussions, heard Infonautlvc comment
or. oil types of writing", lcarriml the mechanics of a colligc newspirw,
and found out what's in store for the university journalist Oh yes, Cnl.
lost to Oregon St**.o 10-13. and Stanford bent Washington 20-10.
Newspaper Gripew: Xo. we don't nay The Lowell paper Is perfect;
but it's about time somebody defrnded It and refuted unnecessary crlticlsm.
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Teepee Tattle Tnles h regarded as dry by some students, but those
rame students dislike thn nnoffenslvn criU'cisms which give the column
much needed color. Gad, consistency In life !« wonderful I .
Manv say AM Ban Jo should answer tho Icttcia directly and do
away with cnml-.sU remarks. Yet, those snme |>cople worshipped thb
original All Ban Jo, Bob Rockwell, who hardly ever answered the 0UMtlons
directly, hut really rnouo the letter box popular with his brief
And, above all. If the pcoplo who complain the paver contains little,
informative news'wouW do thelr_ part (In giving Jnformation to our
iie nudist/wears.
Tnese alonpr with many other such
useful occupations tend to make book would naturally sell more copies? It's human natnro to be dabl&ns \ "•' <
YEHOODI n very busy man. about something of -which yna know little. Metropolitan magazines
We should like to hear more depend solely on publicity for their circulation and not a -whlsperbMT ' v -
atout YEHOODI, so drop your In* campaign. Moral to you newshounds: we can't secure news wfe.3 tb» :-,;
formation In the Lettcr-Box channels o