311 NEW STUDENTS ENTER THIS TERM - The Lowell

TWO THE LOWELL. NOVEMBER 1
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Avnnne Arnamt
Faculty Ailvl -Mr. J. W. Pattvmtn
Ali's Secretary
Ali'a secretary, (vceivinjj more
than fifucn letters ench isaut, can
pot UKC them all an Ihc space ii*
limited; however, nil are rend, and
th(*o of most Kenoral interest arc
printed.
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Dear Ali'P Secrctarj*:
Couldn't itomcthint; be done about
the dear little things who insist on
throwing oranges into the nir KO
they'll land with a nice hie squirt?
—"Certie."
Dear Gertie:
You have one of two choices: (1)
d(4l(rc the liquid sunshine or (-)
carry ar. umbrella.
—AH's SwMtarj*.
Dear Ali's Secretary:
Why dcn'l the member* or the
scphomore tootUH team reccire
blockh? They earn one if they win
all their ir* mM - Tliey really work
during practice. They would hare
more apirii if they had something
to play for.
—A Ujjt Student Uody Member.
Dear Student:
The member* of the sophomore
tiara, no I have been informed, net
three point* toward their Block L.
Twelve points and they receive a
block. —Alt'. StereUry.
Tltar Ail's Secretary:
In checking up on how many
days are in the year I have discov*
treJ the alarming fact that there
am 36E.2M. To tafto care of the
SS day every four years one day Is
•tided to Feoruary, but what of the
.006 day? Throuch hiither mntheruottcs
1 have flfrured ouL that sU
doya must be added to February
every thousand yenrs. If those
six days every thousand yearc ore
not token care of. In 30,000 yearn,
or in the year 31J40 A. D., winter
will ttnrt June 21 Instead of December
21. Whom shall J couult
about the extra six days?
—-A Lartncd.
Dear A. Larmed;
You really have something there.
I suirKCst that you refer tre matter
to President Roosevelt. He
fixed up Thanksgiving, perhaps he
will toko care of the extra six days.
—All's Secretary.
Bcav Ali'e S«cretary:
Why can't trlrbi tco out for lunch
n\ the boys do?
—Three Hopeful*.
Dear Hopefuls:
Those who live within a few
blocks of the school a/o permitted
tn (to home. This ruling was mode
to safeguard thu Iiealth of the
XowcJl glrlf. —All's Secretary.
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"Dear All'* Secretary:
Since the Bonrd of Director*
Toted for bi-weekly meetings why
don't they have them?
—Inquisitive.
Dear Inquisitive:
It U Vp to the student body pr*Jldent
to cnll board meetings. Jmt
be oatlect. —Ait's Secretary.
Buckle Down, Freshmen
What did you *ay? Vwi «7 thitt in junior
high you irot all A'I and B's, nnd that hare nc
Lowell you rpfi-iveil a report cart) below your
usual standard?
We watched some of yw. Newcomers r^n the
I'irxt report rnrd day. We HUW Homo of you fllow-
\y trudRc up the street to get tha street car. Yon
aeemed unhap|iy an you rode home thinking, probably,
of the fateful moment when you would hand
your curds to your parent*.
A» WI» unncr division students rcm:uiber our
first cimls, well— for a few day*, lift at homo was
not what it n*ed to be. Whnt did wo uo'i
We flit down nml unl'i to a mirror, "Comes
the revolution, lad, new for Komo real work."
Consoler the fact that L«well in an academic
school and in hound to IH> harder thitn Jtir.ior high,
Lowell prepares murfentn for rollcjte and univcr*
*ity work—ti bljarci percentage (86 per cent last
year) of the j-raduaU-s from Lowell K., «>n tn c»lleiic
than (»o from any oth*r hlirfi school «• t!ie
rity. University requirements must be n»t.
Lowell meets them. Hence, you work Imnioi hi-rv
if yrtti want A'* an.) l\'n.
If ymi want better (mules, try wor!;'i'c t tiltla
harder. You'll be proud pf the result*. We were.
(KdltorV imtr: This article fs a sumr.iaiy of
the idea* «f two low fnur» mid a low threv.i
Ali, Himself, says:
You don't have '.o !ivp in n troo tn lie a Rap.
After all, puppy lnv« is only the beKinuini;
of a doc's lifi-.
!lr who hesitate* in huntcml.
iVupk- wlitj lie easiest don't always sleep the
i:i-U. Ye*, it'* a great life if you don't week-1 1 nil.
Can some obstacle halt this
onrush? We'll soon know!
Hadme Allronga
Had me Allrnn-a*: secret aurntn
report that picnics arc ajj.iin becoming
the rule among the'-VuunKer
Set." This IF VI rj- refrcsIitJis
new*, and, UH Ilnilme U always up
to the minute, yorr third Lfaon
ftcm Hadme Allron^a deals with
Uinc the life of the picnic.
Location Important
The indiridual who sutTKcstx **i;olr.tr
a KUie farther," when the
party Is dylnt- of hur.rfer, wil 1 n 1 -
\rays be dearly loved. Finally,
when overy°ne is too we*U to care,
you -top with n jolt on the side of
a huge cliff In close pioximity to a
billbcard edv«rtti.inff Com Ter.rr
Bun'on pads "for the athletic type
c! foot."
To the west is tiic Odorous Corn.-r
Tanneries, which need nj advmisIt.K,
nj thirc '* r. pr^vailinc
wcrlcrly wind.
N'ow it l s t'me for food. You
brcal: out your v-mviskas vhlch
conjUt of Toe-Mane sardineb,
canned potato salad, canned
!XUchejiM and cannwl tumnles.
After Kttini; these in appetizing
array amid the poison ivy end nettits,
you disco"er you have everytt.inir
but a can opener.
Sparkling Conven*«tlon
Usually, at this point, your
fniesu etan KOIDK- a bit mnd. Bat
this situation can be smocihed over
b> pointlnir out the aurroundins
U-auty of the country jide.
"Why. Mrs. Tworthintrtnn, h~w
dclnrhtful you look in that fresh
flump oi Poison Cak! Is that a
««unk you're pcttlnff?"
At thU time the males will display
a playful inclination to toss
you over the cliff to see 'f you will
bounce. The women will wistfully
conjecture on the possibility of separating
you from your breath with
a cleaver.
Bet you, you lucky devil, what
do you care? You're taking six
lessons from Hadme AJlronea!
Next tout. Hadme AllronBa,
the -Social lepper." will (rive you
tho low down en belnjr tho life of
the football (Tome. Re*d our next
column far your social develop*
Once This
Was News
Hot off the press—lit the January
'JS, 102-1 LowcJI, one headline
rend* tike this:
"IMAVV, TV * fi\ir>"thinc i*;^"
thvy had 'c brinjr themselves. They
alir tell uc a -kit wiw bcine re-
!;fur?t>it tvo \ivtks ulicul of thi*
rccoptinn hM probably will ft HI be
... lite time of presentation.
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Wi> notice that sixteen yoars 111:0
\/ wcl! wa^ tarrying on (he fame
u.mpaiscn IIK today. Sitfus were
ix^tud ji!»oiit tlic school by a .4jmltary
yt|iiai| i» the Iw-lief that ndvrrli^inir
pays.
They rwid: "Take lime to keep
the builtiinjr clear. We renlize ;hat
ynu hnve n lot on your hands, but
vi are confident that a little «onp
aril water will soon t;;rcu it off."
'*If you t!irow tiujier on floor nt
lK'titf—ji- homel"
Tin- Great War was ('ought ovt-r
,-. wrap nf paper. If w» are to
tr.kp that n« monninir anything
ti.i-ri* rthn;i](l have been more wars
i.i ttii- l.uililirip than in the Ilalk
"
N.-.v. 1—Kmilbjll. t^iw-H! vjt. >li»-
»i'»*-. !•—Stanford !'w< C»nvi>n>
Nov. :,"»—I-ow-1 Dancr.
Ncv. 21— Iks Came, Lnwrll vn.
f'ulytfchnie.
Nt.v. 2fi. 27, and 2£-"\'nrieli«»."
We submit for tfii> l>nja(ioninir of yo;ir knuwl*
cdK*; octij** 1 Lhif> chuniiini* iiit!e uilty.
*;irl» %vhcfl thty x-cnl {ur 4 A*\XR.
Onrt* drn*^vtJ iihr .Mother Jlttblmrd.
Now ihvj h.ivp a diffi-rtnt w(tlm
And drw-j* mure lil.c h?r cupboard.
Time Morrh^s Oti! (Hope we're dti'l arounu
In twenty yearn.)
For IhtMe of you who wrote tn us *U£g?«{i:i|t
Ihtt our raluinn contain more nam«t w« recommend
(lie Honor Icull on poc* Tour. One «f our
aim* U to keep the "Talei*" from rntemblinic a
pane from the telephone book. Thanks for the
iniereNt, nnyvay.
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