311 NEW STUDENTS ENTER THIS TERM - The Lowell

TWO
LOWELLL®
ra>ocitco% ami <
mi
visit the cliiMroom* an they used to, yearn flffo. In
tJieir youth.
They want to unite with their former fnVr.J.1
nnd ulnp them on the bark. nnd smile and say,
"Well, you old jwand'M, I haven't seen you for
They wnnt to join together and come through
with the same old yellii that gnvc spirit to Lowell's
teams of years back.
THEY WANT TO CARRY ON LOWELL
SPIRIT AS MUCK AS WE 00, AND THEY
DESERVE TlIEm CHANCE!
OUR SIDE:
We want to do everything we can to promote
apirit at Lowell.
We wnnt to make Lowell'* graduates feel
"they're Kone, but not forgotten."
We want to promote friendship OIK) -plrit En
the hearts of both alumni and Mudcnb.
We want to make the niumni themxclvei* proud
of the school they onco represented.
And vhat would mnke our thouwndrf of alumni
prouder, more devoted to Lowell, than to know
we had given them n chance to revive their former
friendship* and to promote a new kind of
!LowcIl Snlrit!
WE WOULD NOT BE DRRAKIN'G A TRA-
DITION. BUT ESTABLISHING A TRADITION
—ONE THAT WOULD LIVE ON FOR YEARS
TO COME.
Stuff and Things
The governor picked up a phone and called
lone distance.
**I want ;o speak to Killer Demoff at the "tate
prlaon," ht tM excitedly.
"Sorry," a voice anxwercd, "your party Just
r up.
There wai an old man from Nan tucket
Who kept nil hi* cosh In a bucket;
But hi* daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man—
.'And an for the bucket, Nantuckct.
A penthoune *ulte In swell, but Home people
wunt a suite with two pair of pentn.
•TVhnt did Attiln call his fnvoritc wife?"
•"Bonny. I gueja."
"When u girl hnj ircod ealvci her shin* will
nlwayft K forgiven.
Cote: "Haven't I alwayg been fair to you?"
Brute: "Yw; bat I want you to be faff and
•warmer.
Daughter (Bt ono a. nv): "GondnlRht^ mother."
mother: "Cominir fai or wing out?"
Your
Foreign
Correspondent
THE I.OWELU SEPTEMBER la. WO
While your Korny Kolumnintwax
xnoonlnir around Forclim
Shun-* ii la Sherlock Holme*, she
uncovered th« followinjr items:
Nurnrry Khymw "• U I****"
Flash: . • - R«l « lu « Hteh
ha* U'«-n itolnir in for nursery
rhyme*, if w" 1 can juilce from these
namplea of half-witticism* printed
In Thf niuffer:
"Old Mother Ilubbnn) went t» the
cupliord
Tu fetch her poor don n hour;
Cut when *he ROI there
The Cupbu&rd was bare—
Ami :"o tlie poor dog Went on V,.
P. A.
"Humpty-Dumpty *at on a wall,
lltitiwiy-numpty hail a irn'»t fall.
AH the klmrV hoists and nil the
kinu'.i i"* i n—•
Hud
Chem. Wit
Clirrr.btry Professor: " S 11 m ,
what do you think is chemistry 1 *
i;rea te ot contribution to the
-Sam" (niediiiiifvel- " Blonde."
—The Weekly Aegis.
Advice to the Lovelorn
Lincoln High Schitil. i" Portland.
Ore, huai>l> an "Adv^e to thf
Lovelorn" column [n its achuol
pa|H*r for the romanticallv minded.
A glaiice at it revealed U»-* following
confidential (?) i-orrvspont!*
"Ih-ar Aunt H''p*;t>ah:
"Since breaking up with Geor*:e,
I have been • xtremely norvous.
Wl'-su*:" giM»d fcr biting fincer-
-nKVEKLY.
"Pear Bov:
"Sharp tct-'ih, you dop Itaiime .Minings'* advice
ymi'll firget tin- music and ^tart
yiuir • iiak»'st Ver^iun of a hut
.xhiiir. Swing risht out. cat.
Ni-ver mind the n'-'t of the c.itivftklioTi
I:'"* 1 bigot.-* around yoU.
F«».Mt; thiit long fancy train on
v«>ur partifr'si ginvn- The pt>opl«< 11
kt'i-p out of your Wiiv after you've
upset a fev. if tlu-m. aiui the train
v.un't rip much farther than the "-r AH:
Whpt will l»e tht; paper's policy
(eward girl.-*' xuortfi?
—Sports Enthusiast.
I'i-ar Sports Enthusiast:
inu hnx'e heard of reading between
the linea haven't you? All
that I have been able to gather by
m? Huper sleuthing In what you
girl*' sports enthusiast* will have
to do. —All's Secretary.
Teepee Tattle Tales
Amofltr our louvenlni we found thU little liter*
ary Kcm by the well-known |»oete«a, Gertrude
Stein:
Eniiuuh Said
He *nlrl enough, ennutrh «ald,
He naid enough, cnouuh *aiii.
He snid enough, enounh »aij.
He nafd ''nought enough naij.
Isn't that quaint?
• • • • •
About Lowell
This last KUmmer neema to have cooled many
a romance around Lowell, for instance: What?
wrong with IJud Spiegel? W«s can remember when
he walked around the halls muttering that Lovelie's
name over and over to himself.
We think it will take more than summer to
cool off that mutual feeling between Hal Bimrose
and Martha Mclvin.
Dob Troppmatt took in tickets at a local theater
nit summer. We don't think Bob knew he had so
many friend* until they came In drove* so they
cotilil get In for nothing.
From what iwople nay. Camp Mathei la quite
the place. Ahk Bill Henderson, he knows. We
hear he wan rushing xome gal up there iuite a
bit until h»- 1 found out she iva« married. Th.it VTOS
pretty ctae. Willy-
Dumping p»Mt'heM into a vat at a cannery kept
"Ktitiin' Arnold out of mfcehief thN summer. He
worked from six at night lo jiix - f n the morning.
Kail! Uob; "Being hack at school 13 simply uneiinny-*'
.Seen some of the new women. If you haven't,
iM-ttcr *ee ati optician. Ye.-* uir. thin year's crop
of .MinstM is i.|I right.
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Have any nf you girl* noticed Gene Vayssle,
Hob's younger brother" From the looks of things
it won't In.* long in'fore Gent will he giving broth*
t*r Hub plenty of competition. By the way. Bob
ju*t g«i out of the hospital. Appendix.
To all appeainm-ps the S. When his crudes t-ame heie he \va* afraid
tn i*ee them—wondiT why? Hear he was heart
"roKin lit-cause i'Iairt p Moody is going u» Nurth.
Why not p> over to the polo grounds in the
park aftt-r school wtnc day. and watch your footl'jili
tfant work out? Don't worry about getting
there too late befause the l>oys stay until »):W)
I'vety night. Though ihe toam ts green, it ought
to go far. judging !>v its spirit. Alnivt- all. please
d«n t forget to root for it at games. It - really "
•'an U*K- your support.
j\i»iut Grail?.
Si-'-ms awfully dead around the old "campus"
without the last year's grad*. Want to know
what ^ome of thirn have d«ne?
Liitt termV voosorne little twoyome. Joe Mit'
chcll and Ft an iU-N'eil. art- both Kutng to C. 0. P.
this term. What a o-inky-dinkyl Hear Claire
Moody and t'at I)i>dd itre also goinir to the Northern
Country Club. Wish WE could.
|)id you notice that Alice 'iary Williams is
back? She's P. G.ing. Must Iv lone.*ome without
Jtrn and Bob to carrv hor books.
For those interested. Carry and Xiemeyer are
no more.
Faiin-d Jimmy Hatto induced Jim Weeks to
send ."oiiii! cartoons into King Feature Company.
Not all were accepted, but they cent a letter to
Jim a.tking for more and more. Hope we see
."onu* of the drawinm in print soon.
Anyone who is interested can go to Union
Square nl noon time and nee Joe Cullen and Noel
Fteyburn chewing their lunch on the gra«s. Noel
works fur P. G. &. K. Joe goes to shorthand
.•chool. runny, but we can't picture him sitting
on the boss" knee.
We heard Dotty Button wiw married, to we
looked into it. Yes. she Is.
£:inca Clam will mits Jim Honnert for at least
n year. Gradon made him go to the new J. C
Falling asleep while driving Is no Joke, or $0
nrucc Sutherland tells us. He did. and hit an
oncomintr car on the Hnyshore. Said his car was
a mess, but no one hurt badly. Lucky boy!
Thought Itosic Young wax going to swim at
the Aquacade. \Vh«-n we saw her she looked more
like an usherette than a swimmer. We wonder
why?
• • * • •
We hope that the Freshmen Reception will be
taken out of thv hands of the teachers this year
and left entirely to the Scroll and Shield. Last
term's was not so hot n.*T>.
I*, wouldn't be any trouble and Et would certainly
make sitting down easier.
• • • * •
From Reader'* Digest ,
r have never killed a man. but I have read
many obituaries with a lot of pleasure. (Nice
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