red dwarf – season seven
red dwarf – season seven
red dwarf – season seven
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ed <strong>dwarf</strong> <strong>season</strong> <strong>seven</strong> part two small black beetles: the overkill<br />
KRYTEN: Sir... you didn't deliberately damage the ship so<br />
that Miss Kochanski had to stay behind, did you..?<br />
LISTER: No! Look, I'm gonna check out the hold. Rimmer,<br />
you coming? Why did I call you 'Rimmer'? I called you<br />
'Rimmer', my god! Cat! Are you gonna make yourself<br />
useful or are you gonna preen yourself all day?<br />
CAT: You mean I have a choice?<br />
LISTER: Come on... Can't believe I called you 'Rimmer'...<br />
SLEEPING QUARTERS<br />
KRYTEN: As it seems you may be with us for some<br />
time, ma'am, I was wondering if I might go through<br />
a few 'rules of the ship'?<br />
KOCHANSKI: Like what?<br />
KRYTEN: Salad cream. Salad cream belongs in the fridge,<br />
and not in the cupboard. Two: Pants belong in the pants<br />
drawer, and socks belong in the socks drawer. Having<br />
discove<strong>red</strong> a sock in your pants drawer, this simple<br />
principle obviously needs re-stating...<br />
KOCHANSKI: Talking of my clothes, I'd like you to<br />
explain why my bras come back from the laundry<br />
shaped like your head.<br />
KRYTEN: Three: The toilet seat fiasco --<br />
KOCHANSKI: Kryten! I just don't want to hear this!<br />
KRYTEN: Mr Lister hasn't said anything, but I can tell he's<br />
not happy...<br />
KOCHANSKI: Well he's not the only one! Do you think I<br />
like flying around space in this big skip-with-thrusters?<br />
Do you think I even enjoy breathing in on this ship?<br />
And to cap it all, I am faced with some neurotic droid<br />
who's completely obsessed with my pants drawer!<br />
KRYTEN: You mean I'm not alone…? Oh, I see. You mean<br />
me. Well, just as long as we understand one another!<br />
KOCHANSKI: Oh, god. Welcome to hell...<br />
CARGO HOLD<br />
LISTER: Look at these... Rimmer's old shoe trees. He had<br />
one for every pair of his shoes. Gave them all names:<br />
Mon-shoetree, Tue-shoetree, Weden-shoetree...<br />
CAT: What the hell for?<br />
LISTER: So they all spent the same amount of time in<br />
his shoes.<br />
CAT: What a smeg head...<br />
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