red dwarf – season seven

ed dwarf season seven part two small black beetles: the overkill
the national grid during the commercial break in the
Olympic all-girls custard wrestling finals!
LISTER: Phew!
KOCHANSKI: I can't believe you're here. How did you
persuade Kryten to let you out?
LISTER: He's not my mum, Kris. I hope the Cat's not too
long, I promised he'd be back by tea. Can I ask you
a question? Now that I've got no arm... does it - does
it make any difference to anything? I mean, if you
were a female pit bull terrier, how would you feel
about a three-legged -- Does it make any difference to...
well, plucking any old relationship out of the air,
us?
KOCHANSKI: Dave, before you lost your arm, I thought
you were a no-good, disgusting bum. And I still do.
So, no, none at all.
LISTER: I need to know, is this going to make any difference
to women?
KOCHANSKI: Losing an arm isn't going to make any
difference to any woman who cares about you. Okay?
LISTER: Really? What about sex?
KOCHANSKI: Not here, it's too sandy.
ENTER CAT.
KOCHANSKI: How'd you get on?
CAT: Take a look.
LISTER: This sand... these atoms didn't start out as sand
atoms! They've been engineered, nanobotically!
KOCHANSKI: From what?
LISTER: Computer chips, you name it! According to the
particle analyser, this planetoid's Red Dwarf...
CAT: I'm gonna need some help! There's a lot of stuff out
there, looks like it might be worth checking out!
LISTER: What stuff?
CAT: Hey, it feels like the storm's easing off! Come and
see for yourself!
KRYTEN: Oh, I was beginning to worry! Oh! What on
earth is this?
LISTER: The whole damn planetoid's packed with stuff
from Red Dwarf. Supplies, bunks, drinks dispensers, you
name it. It's like a giant car boot sale!
CAT: I think we got some valuable stuff!
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