red dwarf – season seven

ed dwarf season seven part two small black beetles: the overkill
KOCHANSKI: Yes, although on this ship that can mean
anything from "we're under attack", to "the baked
potatoes are burning".
KRYTEN: Either way, it's serious.
STARBUG COCKPIT
CAT: There's something up ahead: a shiny thing, with a
long, silvery, glimmery thing behind it.
KOCHANSKI: It's a phasing comet - velocity 25,000mps.
CAT: That's what I said!
KRYTEN: How am I supposed to concentrate on a
phasing comet when, as soon as my back's turned, the
sald cream gets warm.
KOCHANSKI: Heading straight for its tail - plotting
avoidance course.
LISTER: What's the problem with going through it? It'll get
you home quicker.
KOCHANSKI: Last time anyone did that, the gyroscopic
forces ripped the ship apart, turning the crew into
the consistency of potato salad!
CAT: Is that the firm, delicatessen form of potato salad, or
the squishy, gooey stuff in tins?
LISTER: We'll make it - we're a crew - we've been
through a few things. Remember when we met up
with the Vidal Beast of Sharma II?
CAT: The one that nearly killed us?
LISTER: No, the other one! Look, we can make it, okay?
KOCHANSKI: Do you know what a comet is made of?
LISTER: Are you suggesting that I don't know what a
comet's made of? Well I do.
KOCHANSKI: So what's it made of?
LISTER: What's it made of? You wanna know what it's made
of?
KRYTEN: Ma'am, he knows what it's made of. Sir, tell her,
for goodness sake!
LISTER: Gas. Some kind of gas. Dunno what it's called,
some gassy type of gas.
KOCHANSKI: It's made of ice.
LISTER: Exactly! An icey type of gas, that's what I said:
ice, an ice gas.
CAT: I hate to interrupt, but this thing, whatever the
hell it is, is gonna hit us in about forty-five seconds!
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