red dwarf – season seven
red dwarf – season seven
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ed <strong>dwarf</strong> <strong>season</strong> <strong>seven</strong> part two small black beetles: the overkill<br />
KOCHANSKI: 'Wipe alert'? No! Don't even tell me what<br />
that means. I have a feeling I know, and if I'm right, it's<br />
the grossest thing I have ever heard!<br />
KRYTEN: I mean his mouth... I help him get rid of the<br />
crumbs around his mouth..?<br />
KOCHANSKI: Yeah... that's what I thought... And it's<br />
absolutely gross! Disgusting.<br />
LISTER & CAT ARE SAT AT THE SCANNER TABLE ACROSS A DRAUGHTS BOARD.<br />
CAT: It's a real son-of-a-bitch about your arm, bud.<br />
Losing an arm... that is one terrible thing. Can you<br />
imagine that? One minute you got two arms and the<br />
next: vreeee, doof - you got one. Phewwwie. That's<br />
tough. And it stands to reason we must need two<br />
arms - that's why we got two arms. Well, except you.<br />
You're probably wondering: "is it going to affect my<br />
life?" But I've been thinking about this and I think the<br />
answer is: "Yes, it is". If it were me, I couldn't survive.<br />
First chance I get I'd climb to the top of my highest pair<br />
of platform boots and leap to my death or something.<br />
I couldn't stand the thought of not being perfect.<br />
But with you I think it's different. Take a pit bull terrier,<br />
a real ugly son-of-a-bitch. It loses its leg, somehow, and<br />
the pit bull says to you "hey man, I've only got three legs,<br />
will lady pit bulls still like me?" I mean, you've got to<br />
stop from laughing, haven't you? He's ugly with four<br />
legs! He's ugly with three! Hell, he'd be ugly if you put<br />
him in a suit and gave him a carnation. So here's<br />
something I think is gonna cheer you up!<br />
LISTER: It's your move.<br />
CAT: Okay, okay, I'm going..! I don't think you've been<br />
listening to a thing I've said..!<br />
KRYTEN: Right, now this is a copy of the standard model<br />
from the 21st century. Okay, now let's recap: the limb<br />
is connected to neurons which run up to the left<br />
hemisphere of your brain, which controls the right side<br />
of your body. Now, all you have to do is merely<br />
command the arm to do something, and it obeys. Now,<br />
let's practice. I want you to think: "arm - pick up the<br />
ball". Now just think: "I will pick up the ball." That's right,<br />
good, now, concentrate. Now, focus down onto that and<br />
keep the thought, sir! Hand, pick up the ball! That's right,<br />
sir, now keep going, now really think, now. Hand, pick<br />
up the ball! Now let's really get it going, sir! Pick up<br />
the ball! REALLY START TO GO NOW, SIR! HAND,<br />
PICK UP THE BALL, NOW LET'S KEEP MOVING!<br />
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