red dwarf – season seven
red dwarf – season seven
red dwarf – season seven
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ed <strong>dwarf</strong> <strong>season</strong> <strong>seven</strong> part two small black beetles: the overkill<br />
KOCHANSKI: That's him! See? That's three.<br />
LISTER: He was a murderer. He killed Dr. Richard Kimbal's<br />
wife.<br />
KOCHANSKI: But that proves my point. If that guy can<br />
murder a perfectly able-bodied woman, minus a<br />
major extremity, then I don't think you've got anything<br />
to worry about.<br />
LISTER: Come on, let's face it guys: there aren't any<br />
noteworthy one-armed people from history - you can't<br />
even name five.<br />
KOCHANSKI: Of course we can! Look: Horatio Nelson; the<br />
one-armed guy from 'The Fugitive'; the Venus de Milo;<br />
Van Gogh, and... one more...<br />
CAT: That Mexican dude! The one who robbed people!<br />
LISTER: What one who robbed people?<br />
CAT: The one-armed bandit..!<br />
LISTER: That's a machine, you gimp! One of the most<br />
popular pub games of the twentieth century.<br />
CAT: And it only had one arm? What a heart-warming<br />
story...<br />
KOCHANSKI: Dave Lister. There, that's five.<br />
LISTER: I'm going to the loo. I don't actually need to go<br />
now, but seeing as it takes me forty five minutes to<br />
unbutton my fly, I should probably make a start...<br />
KOCHANSKI: Do you need a hand..? Oh my god! I'm sorry, I<br />
didn't mean that...<br />
KRYTEN: Biscuit, sir? Another bik-bik?<br />
KOCHANSKI: Kryten… What are you doing?<br />
KRYTEN: I'm just dunking bikkies, ma'am. It's another of<br />
life's joys, of which poor Mr Lister has been robbed.<br />
Isn't that right, sir?<br />
LISTER: Could you give my nose a tweak? I've got a bit<br />
of an itch.<br />
KOCHANSKI: Why can't you itch it yourself? You've still got<br />
one arm.<br />
KRYTEN: There. Is that better, sir?<br />
LISTER: Yeah, a bit.<br />
KOCHANSKI: Kryten, I told you before: he wants to be<br />
independent. He doesn't need you running around<br />
after him like he's some kind of invalid.<br />
KRYTEN: But he does! Don't you, sir? Another slurp of<br />
tea, sir?<br />
KOCHANSKI: Oh, this is making me sick.<br />
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