red dwarf – season seven
red dwarf – season seven
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ed <strong>dwarf</strong> <strong>season</strong> <strong>seven</strong> part two small black beetles: the overkill<br />
KRYTEN: Life signs almost gone, sir.<br />
EPIDEME: And in tomorrow's episode: Kris Kochanski has a<br />
nasty turn when Dave, her hilarious decomposing<br />
boyfriend, returns from the grave to infect her with a<br />
wacky, but charismatic, virus! Until then, good night...<br />
KOCHANSKI: Okay, last roll of the dice. Dave, I'm gonna<br />
stop your heart, okay? It's the last chance to save you,<br />
do you agree?<br />
LISTER: You're gonna prevent epideme from killing me<br />
by killing me..?<br />
KOCHANSKI: I'll take that as a yes... (pumps a shot into his<br />
heart) Is he..?<br />
KRYTEN: Dead!? Yes, ma'am! Careful Miss Kochanski,<br />
don't get too close to him! The epideme virus has<br />
transfer<strong>red</strong> to you! It's infected your hand!<br />
EPIDEME: And the big showbiz news today is that, as<br />
expected, the long-running virus, epideme, has been<br />
renewed for another <strong>season</strong>!<br />
KOCHANSKI: Wrong, bug-head! You're axed!<br />
SHE PICKS UP THE LASER SAW AND RAISES IT OVER THE INFECTED ARM.<br />
KRYTEN: Miss Kochanski, ma'am! Have you gone<br />
completely insane?!?<br />
KOCHANSKI: It was Caroline Carmen's - I injected it with<br />
blood and adreneline!<br />
KRYTEN: That really is quite extraordinary... I had you<br />
marked down as a bit of a madam, but I really have<br />
to accept that I'm going to have to get to like you at<br />
that. I mean, you do annoy me to some degree but,<br />
really, that -- Mr Lister!<br />
LISTER: Oh, where have I been?<br />
KRYTEN: Well, for the last few minutes, sir, you've been<br />
dead...<br />
KOCHANSKI: How did it feel?<br />
LISTER: Ever been to Swindon? (Kochanski places a gentle<br />
kiss on Lister's forehead) What's that for?<br />
KOCHANSKI: For not staying dead!<br />
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