red dwarf – season seven

ed dwarf season seven part two small black beetles: the overkill
DRIVE ROOM ABOARD THE LEVIATHAN.
EPIDEME: Hey baby, what's this? The Christmas special?
LISTER: That's right, man! And look what I got you: forty
pounds of Incinerex.
EPIDEME: It's macho, but it's not you. You get what I'm
saying?
LISTER: Let's set the timer for five minutes, shall we?
STARBUG COCKPIT.
LISTER [Mic]: Kryten, get Starbug well away from here!
You've got five minutes.
KOCHANSKI: Dave, listen to me. My Dave had a saying:
"even the word 'hopeless' has 'hope' in it"...
LISTER [Mic]: What the hell did that mean? I'm dead
already. Use your eyes. I look worse than the Grim
Reaper's passport photo.
KRYTEN: Please give us more time, sir? The medicomp
might still come up with an antidote.
LISTER [Mic]: There's no point. Look, I haven't made a
will... Kris? Under my bunk, I want you to have the
collection of songs I wrote about you.
KOCHANSKI: Collection?
LISTER [Mic]: Well, three. There's only two things that
rhyme with 'Kochanski'; I used 'underpantski' twice...
Kryten, to you I leave all my laundry. Hey, keep it clean
for me man.
KRYTEN: Oh, sir, you're too generous.
LISTER [Mic]: Cat, you can have anything you want from my
wardrobe.
CAT: I can? Great! I need some hangers!
DRIVE ROOM ABOARD THE LEVIATHAN.
LISTER: Sixty seconds left, epideme.
EPIDEME: Dave, your heart says 'blow' but your brain says
'no!'. You're no quitter - hell! - the people of this ship
kept searching for a solution right until the end!
They never gave up.
LISTER: They didn't?
EPIDEME: Hell, no! They even overloaded their engines -
so sad, 'cause they were so near...
LISTER: So near... They weren't running from something,
but to something... Son-of-a-gun... Kryten, man, change
of plan!
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