red dwarf – season seven
red dwarf – season seven
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ed <strong>dwarf</strong> <strong>season</strong> <strong>seven</strong> part two small black beetles: the overkill<br />
STARBUG MID-SECTION<br />
LISTER: I feel really lousy...<br />
KOCHANSKI: Oh, you're probably just in shock, don't be<br />
such a baby.<br />
KRYTEN: Miss Kochanski, ma'am, if I may say so, your<br />
bedside manner leaves something to be desi<strong>red</strong>.<br />
KOCHANSKI: Like what?<br />
KRYTEN: Well, like a bedside manner!<br />
LISTER: You think I'm a hyperchondriac?<br />
KOCHANSKI: You're a man, aren't you? I mean, you all get<br />
the common cold and you think it's malaria.<br />
KRYTEN: Oh, and women, of course, are different?<br />
LISTER: They just have a different perspective on pain,<br />
Kryten. As would you if, every summer, you had to<br />
pour hot wax on your crotch and rip out half your<br />
thatch.<br />
CAT: He's right, I hate doing that.<br />
KRYTEN: The tests are complete, and there's a foreign<br />
substance in your blood, and... I recognise the DNA, sir.<br />
It's the epideme virus. A man-made parasite created as a<br />
rival to the nicotine patch. Epideme was an intelligent<br />
organism, designed to block all neural signals relating<br />
to nicotine craving, but in practice, it also blocked the<br />
signals telling the body it needed blood and oxygen.<br />
CAT: Is that why the Carmen chick looked like the<br />
centerfold from this month's Playzombie?<br />
KRYTEN: Precisely. It's virtually unstoppable. For the<br />
first forty-eight hours it consumes its host, then hijacks<br />
the corpse and goes looking for a new victim... When<br />
it can't find one, it freezes the body and waits.<br />
CAT: So, the lifesigns on the Leviathan --<br />
KOCHANSKI: Didn't belong to Carmen, but to the parasite<br />
inhabiting her body... Which passed to you the<br />
moment she...<br />
LISTER: Slipped her mouth-meat down my gullet? I've<br />
been tongue-hockeyed to death! In forty-eight hours I'm<br />
going to be deader than a Saturday night in Salt Lake<br />
City!<br />
KRYTEN: There is one option, sir... I believe you might<br />
have a chance if you, well, reason with it. The virus, sir.<br />
After all, it is intelligent.<br />
LISTER: Kryten, are you neural circuits picking up<br />
interference from the tumble-drier again?<br />
KRYTEN: If we can patch in the universal translator, it<br />
might just be possible to talk to it. I believe it's your<br />
only chance, sir.<br />
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