red dwarf – season seven

ed dwarf season seven part two small black beetles: the overkill
KRYTEN: She is, sir. The life-sign appears to be coming
from this very spot.
LISTER: Does it? Well, she might not remember me
immediately, she might have amnesia. Ice does that.
Gives you amnesia. Isn't that right, Kryts?
KRYTEN: I don't recall hearing that, sir.
LISTER: Y'see? It's affecting him already. Okay, let's get
her back to the bug.
STARBUG MEDIBAY
CAT: It doesn't make sense, bud. The ice won't melt, and
this room's hotter than an English beer.
LISTER: He's right. The temperature has been a constant
ninety degrees, and yet she's still completely cold and
unresponsive.
KOCHANSKI: It's as if the body's generating the ice as a
form of protection.
LISTER: Maybe we should just laser it?
KRYTEN: I recommend we wait until the chemical
analysis results are completed in the morning, sir. Any
hasty lasering could result in lasting damage to the
body.
CAT: Do you really think she's still alive in there?
KOCHANSKI: She must be.
STARBUG. THE WOMAN APPROACHES LISTER AND SLIPS UNDER HIS DUVET.
LISTER: Well... this is a bit of a turn up, isn't it..? You just
couldn't stay away, could you, Kris? Hey, what're you
doing? And what makes you so damn sure I'm
interested..? YOU dumped ME, remember? You think
you can just jump in my bed and I'm yours? Well, as it
happens you're right, but let me tell you, it was a
pretty close thing. Mmm. It's good to feel your sweet
breath against my neck again... Smeg! It's Kryten! Quick,
in the shower.
KRYTEN: Are you alone, sir? Well, I just thought I'd come
in and dust your quarters.
LISTER: It's two o'clock in the morning, man!
KRYTEN: Yes, well this is an emergency dust, you see, sir.
My sensors have picked up vast quantities of dust in
this region and I simply must dust, right now!
LISTER: I'll take the risk, man!
KRYTEN: I simply can't allow that, sir. Double bed mode...
hmm... I'll just dust inside your wardrobe, sir. Under
your spare bunk duvet... in your other wardrobe. She's
in here, isn't she! You promised me you wouldn't like
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