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ed <strong>dwarf</strong> <strong>season</strong> <strong>seven</strong> part two small black beetles: the overkill<br />

LISTER: Able felt betrayed, lost all his self-esteem; it's<br />

what turned him to ultrazone. He told me - he's<br />

promised to quit.<br />

KRYTEN: How could Mammett have done this?<br />

LISTER: Kryten, you may have started out as a joke, but<br />

you've grown, you've changed. Look how different<br />

you are to Able. If Mammett came in here now, I bet<br />

she wouldn't even recognise you.<br />

KRYTEN: I've evolved?<br />

LISTER: You bet.<br />

KRYTEN: I've become something that's... beyond a joke?<br />

LISTER: Too right, man.<br />

KOCHANSKI: There's something coming in from the<br />

starboard bow! The Simys back; he's got a lock on!<br />

Right, I'm taking us into that asteroid belt. Is that a<br />

problem?<br />

CAT: It sure is! Everything tips from side to side, and my<br />

hair gets all messed up!<br />

KOCHANSKI: So what do we do? Stay here and get<br />

splatte<strong>red</strong>?<br />

CAT: Rather that than me looking like Tina Turner!<br />

LISTER: I'm taking us in.<br />

KRYTEN: Once we're in the belt, we'll have to maintain<br />

ship and engine silence 'till he's convinced we're not<br />

there.<br />

SIMULANT: I know you're in that belt somewhere... One<br />

little mistake and you're mine. The mistake is made...<br />

LISTER: What happened, man!?<br />

CAT: Clear out of here!<br />

KRYTEN: Leave him to me!<br />

ABLE: Oh, I think I may have pressed the wrong<br />

button...<br />

KRYTEN: You have jeopardised the lives of the entire<br />

crew, breaking the most basic, fundamental command<br />

codes!<br />

LISTER: This dude's real mad, we don't stand a chance!<br />

KOCHANSKI: I can't throw him off; nothing's working, I'm<br />

using every trick I know to distract him!<br />

CAT: Pity we can't all moon out of the starboard<br />

portholes! That always works for me!<br />

LISTER: Wait! Someone's left the ship - an escape pod! It's<br />

Able! It's heading towards the Simys ship.<br />

KRYTEN: Why, that slimy, double-crossing, two-faced<br />

piece of scum! He's no brother of mine!<br />

LISTER: He's fi<strong>red</strong> something at them...<br />

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