red dwarf – season seven

ed dwarf season seven part two small black beetles: the overkill
CAT: Well, why do we wanna do that?
KOCHANSKI: The only reason I can think of is if we've
planted something on the Centauri and we knew it was
gonna blow any second.
CAT: But we haven't.
KOCHANSKI: No, we haven't. But explain this: if we haven't,
why are we in such a rush to get the hell out of
here?
CAT: It doesn't make sense.
KOCHANSKI: Exactly.
LISTER: Unless we really have planted a bomb on the
Centauri.
KOCHANSKI: Which we haven't.
CAT: So wait a minute. Even if we didn't plant a bomb, the
only thing that really explains what we're doing is if we
did! Which we didn't! But we must have! Because,
otherwise, what we're doing is totally nuts!
LISTER: They've turned around and started tracking us!
CAT: What a fluke!
STARBUG CARGO BAY
SIMULANT: We know about the bomb.
CAT: So we did plant a bomb! I was beginning to wonder.
SIMULANT: Where did you hide it!? Speak! Or you'll spend
the rest of the day picking bits of charred mech out of
your clothing.
CAT: Can I change into dungarees?
LISTER: Hand over Kryten and we'll tell ya.
SIMULANT: Clearly, I need to prove myself... Kryten, that
file in your CPU; the one you've never been able to
access... The password is '4X2C'...
ABLE: Hang on a minute... The truth is in there - that's
what turned me into a 'zoney.
ABLE REMOVES HIS HEAD AND THROWS IT AT THE SIMULANT, KNOCKING
HIM BACK.
LISTER: Right, let's send them back to their ship and get the
hell out of here before they get their smeg together!
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