red dwarf – season seven

ed dwarf season seven part two small black beetles: the overkill
STARBUG.
LISTER: It's nice, Kryts, really nice. In fact, it's better than
nice, it's fantastic.
CAT: Are we eating the same stuff?
KRYTEN: I don't know why I make the effort. No one
appreciates the hours I put into food prep! My fingers
are practically worn down to the endo-skeleton.
LISTER: Is there any ketchup?
KRYTEN: Any what?
LISTER: Ketchup. I just thought it could do with a bit of
ketchup... Just a dollop..?
KRYTEN: Ketchup? You want ketchup??
LISTER: Errm... brown! Not tomato! Brown! It's not like
I've got no class...
KRYTEN: With lobster? You want brown ketchup?
LISTER: It's really nice Kryts, but you know me, I just
thought it could do with a bit of a pep-up...
KRYTEN: I can't believe it. I simply cannot b… (his head
explodes)
CAT: Oh well done, bud! Now we'll have to do the
washing up!
KOCHANSKI: He's literally blown his top! Cat, can you go
and get a spare head?
CAT: How come I have to do everything around here? I
never get a second to myself! "Cat do this", "Cat do
that"; what am I? A dog?
STARBUG MEDI-BAY
LISTER: There. I think that's it; boot him up.
KOCHANSKI: You're sure you know what you're doing?
LISTER: Hey...
KRYTEN: Ketchup? With lobster, you want… (second head
explodes)
KOCHANSKI: I thought you said you knew what you were
doing!
LISTER: No, I just said 'hey'. If you'd let me finish the
whole sentence it'd have been: 'hey... no, I don't'.
CAT: Any luck?
KOCHANSKI: We've been back and forth through his
core program and, as far as we can tell, nothing's
wrong.
CAT: Maybe worth testing it with one of his spare heads?
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