red dwarf – season seven

ed dwarf season seven part two small black beetles: the overkill
CAT: You found my leg-wax?
KOCHANSKI: We're going to visit 'Pride And Prejudice' land.
This is gonna be so great!
CAT: It's Chick City, bud! Five sisters and they're all hotter
than a Mustang's exhaust!
KRYTEN: But, what about the supper?
LISTER: The thing is... we didn't know.
KOCHANSKI: Just put it in the oven, and we'll have it in a
couple of hours. Look, I'm just trying to get the Bozo
Brothers here interested in something slightly more
culturally sophisticated than 'Name That Smell', or
the even more popular 'How Many Marbles Can You
Fit Up Your Nostril' game... We'll have it when we get
back.
KRYTEN: And you're going to go with them, sir? It's
unbelievable.
KOCHANSKI: I know! Davey and Jane Austin are not an
obvious pairing - but think about it: she's closely
identifiable to Bath in the 19th century, and that was the
last time Dave had one!
LISTER: I just thought I'd check it out... Y'know, I never
had much of an education, what with being an
orphan, and going to art college. Thought I might
learn something here.
KRYTEN: Of course. How silly of me. After all, you've
always been a big fan of penetrating 19th century
observations of middle-class manners. I mean, just
because you own a T-shirt advertising the rock band
'Colostomy Explosion' doesn't mean you're not a master
of erudition!
LISTER: Oh, just stick it in the oven, come and join us and
we'll have it when we get back!
KRYTEN: Two days I've spent preparing this!
LISTER: Kryten, I've gotta go, man, they're waiting for me.
I'm sorry.
KRYTEN: I don't know why I bother. Gallivanting off like
that! And on our anniversary, too!
A FOREST WITHIN THE SIMULATION
KOCHANSKI: 'Pride and Prejudice' world! When I was
fourteen in Cyberschool I used to spend all my time
here.
CAT: These strides are too tackle-tight, Officer B-B. I can
barely cruise!
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