red dwarf – season seven
red dwarf – season seven
red dwarf – season seven
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ed <strong>dwarf</strong> <strong>season</strong> <strong>seven</strong> part two small black beetles: the overkill<br />
CAT: You found my leg-wax?<br />
KOCHANSKI: We're going to visit 'Pride And Prejudice' land.<br />
This is gonna be so great!<br />
CAT: It's Chick City, bud! Five sisters and they're all hotter<br />
than a Mustang's exhaust!<br />
KRYTEN: But, what about the supper?<br />
LISTER: The thing is... we didn't know.<br />
KOCHANSKI: Just put it in the oven, and we'll have it in a<br />
couple of hours. Look, I'm just trying to get the Bozo<br />
Brothers here interested in something slightly more<br />
culturally sophisticated than 'Name That Smell', or<br />
the even more popular 'How Many Marbles Can You<br />
Fit Up Your Nostril' game... We'll have it when we get<br />
back.<br />
KRYTEN: And you're going to go with them, sir? It's<br />
unbelievable.<br />
KOCHANSKI: I know! Davey and Jane Austin are not an<br />
obvious pairing - but think about it: she's closely<br />
identifiable to Bath in the 19th century, and that was the<br />
last time Dave had one!<br />
LISTER: I just thought I'd check it out... Y'know, I never<br />
had much of an education, what with being an<br />
orphan, and going to art college. Thought I might<br />
learn something here.<br />
KRYTEN: Of course. How silly of me. After all, you've<br />
always been a big fan of penetrating 19th century<br />
observations of middle-class manners. I mean, just<br />
because you own a T-shirt advertising the rock band<br />
'Colostomy Explosion' doesn't mean you're not a master<br />
of erudition!<br />
LISTER: Oh, just stick it in the oven, come and join us and<br />
we'll have it when we get back!<br />
KRYTEN: Two days I've spent preparing this!<br />
LISTER: Kryten, I've gotta go, man, they're waiting for me.<br />
I'm sorry.<br />
KRYTEN: I don't know why I bother. Gallivanting off like<br />
that! And on our anniversary, too!<br />
A FOREST WITHIN THE SIMULATION<br />
KOCHANSKI: 'Pride and Prejudice' world! When I was<br />
fourteen in Cyberschool I used to spend all my time<br />
here.<br />
CAT: These strides are too tackle-tight, Officer B-B. I can<br />
barely cruise!<br />
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