red dwarf – season seven
red dwarf – season seven
red dwarf – season seven
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ed <strong>dwarf</strong> <strong>season</strong> <strong>seven</strong> part two small black beetles: the overkill<br />
LISTER: Had a dream about him, but he was different. All<br />
smiles and jokes and... stuff.<br />
KOCHANSKI: I thought you guys didn't get on?<br />
LISTER: We didn't, that's what's so weird! His tidiness<br />
drove me crazy, the way he used to eat his food in<br />
alphabetical order; the way he only ever used three<br />
pieces of toilet paper: one up, one down, and one to<br />
polish.<br />
KOCHANSKI: Did he have any <strong>red</strong>eeming features?<br />
LISTER: No. Oh yeah, sometimes he went out of the room.<br />
KOCHANSKI: So, how come Rimmer came to be around,<br />
anyway?<br />
LISTER: Well, Holly brought him back to keep me sane,<br />
but he drove me mad!<br />
KOCHANSKI: So, now he's gone, maybe you feel guilty<br />
because you realise he was trying to help you?<br />
LISTER: If he was trying to help me, why didn't he... lighten<br />
up a bit? Be happy?<br />
KOCHANSKI: Maybe he sacrificed his happiness to keep you<br />
sane? But when he appea<strong>red</strong> in your dream he was<br />
different, a carefree, fun-loving Rimmer. A Rimmer<br />
who didn't nag you into helping him catalogue his<br />
cheese collection.<br />
LISTER: You're saying I had him all wrong?<br />
KOCHANSKI: Wasn't your fault... you had to hate him, it<br />
was what kept you going.<br />
LISTER: I didn't know... You know what I should do? I<br />
should throw everything away, and make a new start.<br />
KRYTEN: Sorry ma'am, this is the medical bay, for sick<br />
people only; surely you haven't broken out in a<br />
confusingly-filed pants rash?<br />
KOCHANSKI: Kryten, do you know how to extract a warm<br />
bottle of salad cream from a mechanoid's rectal cavity?<br />
KRYTEN: Not off hand, ma'am, but I could research it?<br />
KOCHANSKI: I'd start right now if I were you...<br />
LISTER: It's all right, Kryten. I've talked things through<br />
with Kochanski, I'm feeling a lot better.<br />
KRYTEN: Well that really takes the biscuit, doesn't it.<br />
Turn my back for five minutes and she waltzes in here<br />
and cures you!<br />
LISTER: She was only trying to help...<br />
KRYTEN: It's not the help I mind, sir, it's the fact that she<br />
succeeded!<br />
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