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A NTHONY’S WAKE UP CALL Lyrics by The Adodi Muse - Produced by Anthony Antoine (Phone rings) Anthony God, who is this? Lawd, Good morning. Malik Good morning Anthony, this is Malik Duncan And Duncan, hey! Anthony It is way too early for an Adodi Muse conference call. Malik No, this is not about Adodi Muse business this time. I think you need to turn on the news. Anthony ‘less CNN is running clips of my hidden porn career – I’m going back to bed. Malik Fine, well then we’ll just break it to you. Duncan Malik, you can’t tell him. Anthony Tell me what! Duncan Malik has no soul! Malik Well, what do you suggest? C l o s e t s O n F i r e lyrics Duncan Well let’s see. How should I say this dear? Well, you know that supposedly just about ready to come out of the closet, same gender loving boyfriend of yours. Anthony What about my baby? Duncan That pro football player with the paper sack brown skin. Anthony Yeah. Duncan Well baby, he just got married this weekend. Anthony What! Malik To his childhood sweetheart no less. Duncan I guess he was more on the “DL” than you thought. Anthony That’s crazy, that’s not possible! He was just here on Friday, in my bed! Duncan Y’all were picking out china patterns? 20

SA NCTIFY (to make free from sin; to purify or make holy) Lyrics by The Adodi Muse - Produced by Anthony Antoine *this is the original written poem with an added verse from an unrecorded song D/M/A How long do we have to be together? D How long do we have to be together for our unions to be sanctified? A Are Britney’s 36 – M ahem A – 48 hours long enough? D If I’m married by America, M spend a week doing the publicity/honeymoon tour, A then have the marriage annulled All is that long enough? A To be fair, their union was purified, made holy by millions of FOX viewers sending their blessings via remote control. D I want my marriage guaranteed stain-resistant with a prize package and corporate sponsorship too. All Do millions of dollars M make a week long enough? A Is the third time D sixth time M twelfth time you get married All as holy as the first? D (Since I can’t get married legally even once.) D Does it take Liz’s and Eva’s and Zsa Zsa’s and Mickey’s and J-Lo’s … M Liz’s and Eva’s and Zsa Zsa’s and Mickey’s and J-Lo’s … C l o s e t s O n F i r e lyrics A Liz’s and Eva’s and Zsa Zsa’s and Mickey’s and J-Lo’s innumerable attempts? A/M (What do you call your second husband’s stepchildren from his third marriage?) Verse from Unrecorded Song “No You Didn’t (Marry Her)” Trying to understand where you’re coming from How could I be so blind and you be so dumb You were living in two worlds – leading a double life Now I’m supposed to understand you got a wife It was just yesterday you were lying in my bed I believed every lie – I believed every word that you said Was it that you and me both were living in denial Cause soon as walked your ass out my door – you walked your ass down the aisle M Does the preponderance of prenuptial agreements protect the marriage All or the divorce? A “I love you and i want to spend the rest of my life with you, but just in case ….” D Or is my one union, after ten years with the same partner, 21

A NTHONY’S WAKE UP CALL<br />

Lyrics by The Adodi Muse - Produced by <strong>Anthony</strong> <strong>Antoine</strong><br />

(Phone rings)<br />

<strong>Anthony</strong><br />

God, who is this? Lawd, Good morning.<br />

Malik<br />

Good morning <strong>Anthony</strong>, this is Malik<br />

Duncan<br />

And Duncan, hey!<br />

<strong>Anthony</strong><br />

It is way too early for an Adodi Muse conference call.<br />

Malik<br />

No, this is not about Adodi Muse business this time. I<br />

think you need to turn on the news.<br />

<strong>Anthony</strong><br />

‘less CNN is running clips of my hidden porn career<br />

– I’m going back to bed.<br />

Malik<br />

Fine, well then we’ll just break it to you.<br />

Duncan<br />

Malik, you can’t tell him.<br />

<strong>Anthony</strong><br />

Tell me what!<br />

Duncan<br />

Malik has no soul!<br />

Malik<br />

Well, what do you suggest?<br />

C l o s e t s O n F i r e<br />

<strong>lyrics</strong><br />

Duncan<br />

Well let’s see. How should I say this dear? Well, you<br />

know that supposedly just about ready to come out of<br />

the closet, same gender loving boyfriend of yours.<br />

<strong>Anthony</strong><br />

What about my baby?<br />

Duncan<br />

That pro football player with the paper sack brown<br />

skin.<br />

<strong>Anthony</strong><br />

Yeah.<br />

Duncan<br />

Well baby, he just got married this weekend.<br />

<strong>Anthony</strong><br />

What!<br />

Malik<br />

To his childhood sweetheart no less.<br />

Duncan<br />

I guess he was more on the “DL” than you thought.<br />

<strong>Anthony</strong><br />

That’s crazy, that’s not possible! He was just here on<br />

Friday, in my bed!<br />

Duncan<br />

Y’all were picking out china patterns?<br />

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