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WEDNESDAY, jANuArY 9, 2013<br />
<strong>Mourning</strong> <strong>Dara</strong> <strong>Kusiv</strong><br />
uNivErSitY of North floriDA
INSIDE 2 Wednesday, January 9, 2013<br />
news 9 expressions 13<br />
9<br />
// NEW YEAr’S crASh<br />
One UNF student died and three<br />
were injured in a Dec. 31 car<br />
accident.<br />
NEED morE coNtENt?<br />
CheCk out osprey tV's newsCast<br />
at unfspinnaker.Com.<br />
the website’s not bad, either.<br />
10<br />
// bucklE up<br />
A study led the <strong>Spinnaker</strong> to<br />
uncover the influence of Buckle<br />
Up program on the number of<br />
citations issued by UPD<br />
// muSic rEviEW<br />
2012 struck a special chord with<br />
musicians, and Osprey Radio<br />
deliberated over which bands<br />
topped the rest.<br />
// ANYthiNg but miSErAblE<br />
As the classic Broadway musical<br />
Les Misérables comes to the<br />
cinemas, it certainly does not<br />
disappoint.<br />
iNDEx photoS<br />
randy rataj, andrew noble<br />
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14<br />
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sports 21<br />
// miDSEASoN upDAtE<br />
With the heart of the season<br />
beginning, UNF men’s basketball<br />
has much to improve on.<br />
// firE iN thE holE<br />
PS3 showed why he’s one of<br />
the top three-point shooters in<br />
the nation, during UNF’s match<br />
against the Hatters.<br />
// oN thE covEr<br />
new year's Crash page 9<br />
photo illuStrAtioN bY:<br />
sean patterson<br />
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Police<br />
Beat<br />
Dec. 17 Marijuana Possession (Skatepark) -<br />
An officer was dispatched to the skatepark<br />
in reference to suspicious activity. When<br />
the officer arrived he watched a vehicle<br />
flee and then park behind the treeline<br />
near Central Parkway. <strong>The</strong> officer then<br />
approached the abandoned vehicle and<br />
reported a strong smell of marijuana. <strong>The</strong><br />
suspect attempted to hide in the woods<br />
but then returned to the vehicle. <strong>The</strong> suspect<br />
allowed UPD to search his vehicle<br />
where two pipes were found. <strong>The</strong> items<br />
were placed in the JSO property room.<br />
Alex Arango learns to spin a balloon<br />
from Lester, a performer, in the student<br />
union courtyard Tuesday afternoon.<br />
Lester was putting on a show<br />
and interacting with students while<br />
warming up for SWOOP Madness.<br />
Dec. 27 Injured Person (Bldg. 50) - An officer<br />
met with a complainant who was injured<br />
in a lab. Emergency rescue responded<br />
due to lacerations on the student’s eyelids<br />
and right hand. <strong>The</strong> student was able to<br />
communicate with rescue workers and confirmed<br />
he was not working with any chemicals.<br />
<strong>The</strong> student was taken to the Mayo<br />
Clinic hospital for further treatment.<br />
Dec. 29 Sick Person (Fountains) - An officer<br />
met with a complainant who said<br />
he had passed out and hit his head. <strong>The</strong><br />
complainant was able to speak clearly<br />
HODGEPODGE<br />
Wednesday, January 9, 2013<br />
Nov. 17 Joy Ride (Building 34) - An officer met with a witness who saw kids joyriding in UNF golf<br />
carts. <strong>The</strong> witness said they saw the kids crash the cart into the pond. <strong>The</strong> suspects were located and<br />
taken in for questioning. <strong>The</strong> suspects were under the age of 18 and were joined by their parents. <strong>The</strong><br />
suspects were released. <strong>The</strong> damage costs have not yet been estimated.<br />
Check out more Police Beats online at unfspinnaker.com<br />
and said he had been smoking a hookah<br />
earlier before passing out in the lobby.<br />
Emergency response evaluated the student<br />
and took him to St Luke’s Hospital<br />
for treatment.<br />
Jan. 3 Damaged Property (Bldg. 6) - An<br />
officer met with an employee who said<br />
that his assigned golf cart had been damaged.<br />
<strong>The</strong> employee noticed the damage<br />
to the windshield and front frame when<br />
he arrived at work in the morning. <strong>The</strong>re<br />
are currently no suspects.<br />
Source: University Police Department Compiled by Catherine Byerly<br />
Photo and caption by Randy Rataj<br />
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Jan. 7 <strong>The</strong>ft (Lot 11) - An officer met with<br />
a complainant who said his cell phone<br />
had been stolen. <strong>The</strong> complainant said he<br />
was in Lot 11 when a man in a red vehicle<br />
stopped and asked to borrow his cell<br />
phone. Once the suspect had the phone in<br />
hand he sped away onto UNF Drive. <strong>The</strong><br />
case has been suspended until further information<br />
on the suspect can be obtained.
INSIDE 4 Wednesday, January 9, 2013<br />
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OPINIONS<br />
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discourse<br />
Wednesday, January 9, 2013 5<br />
Wednesday, January 9, 2013<br />
Awarded the 2010 Pacemaker Award<br />
by the Associated Collegiate Press.<br />
Awarded second place for Best College Newspaper in<br />
2007 Better College Newspaper Contest<br />
by the Florida College Press Assocation.<br />
<strong>Spinnaker</strong> Staff<br />
Editor in Chief Lindsay Montgomery<br />
Art Director Joey Taravella<br />
Layout Editors Julie Henderson<br />
Christine Kegel<br />
Spencer Goldbach<br />
Copy Chief Jacob Harn<br />
Opinions Editor<br />
Copy Editors Katie Tison<br />
Marina Ubert<br />
Carl Rosen<br />
Daily News Editor Maggie Seppi<br />
Enterprise Editor Ryan Thompson<br />
Sports Editor Travis Gibson<br />
Features Editor Dargan Thompson<br />
Photo Assistant Randy Rataj<br />
Sean Patterson<br />
Distributor Tyler Neimeyer<br />
Adviser John Timpe<br />
Publisher Gainesville Sun<br />
Student Union, Bldg. 58 E, room 2209<br />
1 UNF Drive<br />
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Phone (Main Office): 904.620.2727<br />
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Corrections:<br />
— Due to an editor's error, on page 15<br />
of the Nov. 28 issue the Intercultural<br />
Center for PEACE was incorrectly<br />
named<br />
Fee-paying students are entitled to<br />
one free issue; subsequent issues<br />
are $.50. For non-UNF students<br />
each paper is $.50.<br />
Moving Forward<br />
UNF lost sophomore <strong>Dara</strong> <strong>Kusiv</strong> over the break in a New Year’s Day crash<br />
It’s a solemn beginning to the spring<br />
semester. Police still aren’t sure what<br />
caused the one-vehicle crash into the overhead<br />
sign post at the corner of Beach and<br />
Kernan.<br />
And, whether she was a close friend or a<br />
stranger, the idea that any of us could have<br />
been in her shoes leaves us shaking in our<br />
own.<br />
That’s because <strong>Dara</strong> was just like the rest<br />
of us — on her Pinterest, there’s a picture<br />
of a little black dress, some of her favorite<br />
funny quotes, food she likes, and hints<br />
about when to shop clearance items at<br />
Target. And there’s a board called “future.”<br />
<strong>The</strong> death of a fellow student is an opportunity<br />
to look at our own futures from a<br />
different perspective. It’s a gentle reminder<br />
that even when your life is filled with too<br />
much homework, stress, or extracurricular<br />
commitments, what’s important is that<br />
you’re living a full life.<br />
You’ll encounter seemingly countless<br />
demands this semester — appreciate them<br />
as opportunities to excel. In a quote to<br />
Editorial Board<br />
Quote of the Week:<br />
— <strong>The</strong> great secret of success is that<br />
there are no secrets of success; there<br />
are only timeless principles that have<br />
proven effective throughout<br />
the centuries<br />
First Coast News, Randy <strong>Kusiv</strong> said of his<br />
daughter, “<strong>The</strong>re are regrets that she died<br />
so young, but no regrets about the years<br />
she spent here on earth.”<br />
That’s exactly the kind of life each of us<br />
should constantly strive for — a life with no<br />
regrets, whether it be 19 or 100 years long.<br />
<strong>The</strong>re’s something that feels inherently<br />
invincible about being a college student.<br />
We’re constantly described as being in<br />
our prime; we’re supposedly the biggest<br />
risk-takers. It’s jarring to be reminded that<br />
we’re more fragile than we know.<br />
But <strong>Dara</strong> seems to have understood how<br />
precious and fleeting life can be. A quote in<br />
one of <strong>Dara</strong>’s pins on a board she named<br />
“good quotes” says it best:<br />
“Love the people God gave you because<br />
he will need them back one day.”<br />
Lindsay Montgomery – Editor in Chief<br />
Jacob Harn – Copy Chief<br />
Joey Taravella – Art Director<br />
Spencer Goldbach – News Layout<br />
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OPINIONS 6 Wednesday, January 9, 2013<br />
In 2010, the Vice-President for Student<br />
Affairs charged a Values Integration Task<br />
Force with the task of developing recommendations<br />
that would integrate the espoused<br />
values of UNF into the day-to-day<br />
operation of the university. <strong>The</strong>se values<br />
are: (1) the pursuit of truth and knowledge<br />
carried out in the spirit of intellectual and<br />
artistic freedom; (2) ethical conduct; (3)<br />
community engagement; (4) diversity; (5)<br />
responsibility to the natural environment;<br />
and (6) mutual respect and civility.<br />
<strong>The</strong> subsequent report produced by the<br />
task force, titled “What We Say and What<br />
We Do: Jumpstarting the Conversation on<br />
Our Values,” included a set of recommendations.<br />
Among them was the following:<br />
Apply the Values to Management of the<br />
University’s Endowment Fund: <strong>The</strong> task<br />
Happy New Year! What are your new<br />
year’s resolutions? To get in better shape,<br />
make higher grades or, perhaps, to just get<br />
your act together?<br />
Before the semester gets too demanding,<br />
you might want to be reminded of<br />
some of the resources around UNF.<br />
Peer Tutoring in the Academic Center<br />
for Excellence office (Bldg. 2) takes walkins.<br />
However, if you need more specialized<br />
attention — such as with anything writing<br />
related — appointments are available.<br />
For those of you living on campus,<br />
there is another tutoring option called<br />
Peer Assisted Tutoring in Housing (PATH<br />
Program), happening Monday through<br />
Thursday from 6-10 p.m. on the second floor<br />
force notes the absence of full disclosure on<br />
how the university invests its endowment<br />
funds. To assure full integration of its values,<br />
the University should establish more<br />
transparent investment practices and hold<br />
those practices accountable to the values it<br />
subscribes.<br />
<strong>The</strong> point of this recommendation was<br />
to explore the degree to which companies<br />
and corporations included in the endowment<br />
investment portfolio engage in actions<br />
that are consistent with the stated<br />
values of the institution such as “ethical<br />
conduct” and “responsibility to the natural<br />
environment.” For example, would we<br />
want endowment funds invested in fossil<br />
fuel companies that are serial violators<br />
of environmental regulations or financial<br />
institutions that have engaged in criminal<br />
of the Library. <strong>The</strong>y accept walk-ins, but<br />
you may want to make an appointment.<br />
Maybe you were lucky enough to have<br />
received a tablet or laptop this holiday season.<br />
If you need a little technical assistance<br />
with the UNF network, visit the ITS Help<br />
Desk located on the second floor of the<br />
Mathews Computer Lab in Bldg. 15, Room<br />
2102, or call 904-620-HELP (4357).<br />
How about a helpful app for your shiny<br />
behavior or manufacturers of guns and<br />
weapons?<br />
Currently this information is unavailable<br />
to the public or members of the UNF<br />
community (students, faculty, staff, and<br />
alumni). <strong>The</strong>refore, the first step is to establish<br />
greater endowment transparency.<br />
It should be noted that “endowment<br />
transparency” is one indicator of a university’s<br />
commitment to sustainability. <strong>The</strong><br />
College Sustainability Report Card has<br />
includes this indicator in ranking universities<br />
on their demonstrated commitment<br />
to sustainability practices. “Investment<br />
Priorities” and “Shareholder Engagement”<br />
are also included. Many universities have<br />
developed policies in these areas and have<br />
received high grades for their efforts.<br />
What’s more, UNF recently signed on<br />
new Apple or Android phone or tablet? <strong>The</strong><br />
UNF Mobile App can keep you abreast of<br />
what’s happening on campus, help you connect<br />
with your peers and university staff,<br />
and keep you informed of your academic<br />
status.<br />
In the same way that staying on top of<br />
your college career might be your goal for<br />
the new semester, improving your health<br />
might be your plan for the new year. I know<br />
it’s cold outside, but that can’t get you off<br />
the hook seeing as the Student Wellness<br />
Complex has its own indoor track and<br />
rock climbing wall, and across from the<br />
Wellness Complex is the Aquatic Center<br />
with a heated indoor pool.<br />
You might need to visit Student Health<br />
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Letter to the Editor: UNF transparency<br />
New beginnings and New Year's resolutions<br />
On the outset of another adventure<br />
with my favorite contact killer, Agent 47, I<br />
must confess: I was concerned the Hitman<br />
series might be going too far in an actionoriented<br />
direction.<br />
Fortunately my preconceptions were<br />
proven wrong. Picking up almost immediately<br />
after Blood Money, we find Agent<br />
47 on the run from employers after he is<br />
ordered to kill his former handler, Diana,<br />
which he does, but he then refuses to bring<br />
them a mysterious girl that was in Diana’s<br />
care. Agent 47 must now uncover the secrets<br />
as to why this girl is so important to<br />
his employers.<br />
Hitman seems to have taken a more story-focused<br />
approach than in previous installments.<br />
Unlike before -- when you were<br />
given a simple briefing of your target and<br />
dropped in a different location -- the story<br />
has a linear progression in with each area<br />
and target connect and add up to a very<br />
tight narrative.<br />
Taylor<br />
Leckie<br />
// Contributing Columnist<br />
<strong>The</strong> art of murder in ‘Hitman: Absolution’<br />
Taylor<br />
Leckie<br />
// Contributing Columnist<br />
<strong>The</strong> characters are well written and<br />
colorful in the usual Hitman style, even<br />
though at times they seem deliberately exaggerated<br />
and clichéd. Like, for example,<br />
the Texan character that wears a cowboy<br />
outfit and has to end most of his sentences<br />
with “Yeha!”.<br />
<strong>The</strong> best character in this game is the<br />
protagonist, Agent 47. I place him in my top<br />
10 of the best video game characters ever<br />
created. On the surface he’s a cold, stoic,<br />
sociopath who could put a bullet between<br />
your eyes while he’s drinking a cup of coffee;<br />
deep down, he can’t seem to find his<br />
own place in the world, having been literally<br />
bred and raised to be the perfect killer.<br />
As for the gameplay<br />
of Hitman: Absolution,<br />
though some levels aren’t<br />
as open and sprawling as<br />
they were in Blood Money,<br />
the classic Hitman style<br />
has been retained and<br />
there are dozens of different<br />
ways to complete<br />
the levels. Which will you<br />
choose: hiding in boxes<br />
and closets, picking off enemies<br />
with your silenced<br />
pistol, grabbing a disguise<br />
and sneaking past guards<br />
in plain sight, or the iconic<br />
Fiber Wire to strangle your foes and drag<br />
them to the nearest dumpster?<br />
Several new features improve the gameplay.<br />
A sound effects element allows the<br />
player to throw objects to distract guards<br />
— but if you sprint away they will hear the<br />
pitter-patter of your feet and investigate.<br />
to the American Colleges & Universities<br />
Presidential Climate Commitment that<br />
commits the institution to policies and<br />
practices advancing the principles of sustainability.<br />
UNF also participates in the<br />
Sustainability Tracking, Assessment, and<br />
Rating System (STARS) that awards credit<br />
for transparent, proactive, and socially responsible<br />
investment practices.<br />
If UNF is truly committed to its value<br />
statements, the climate change initiative,<br />
and sustainability, UNF’s endowment investment<br />
portfolio and policies should be<br />
collectively evaluated to determine whether<br />
we actually ‘put our money where our<br />
mouth is’.<br />
David Jaffee<br />
UNF Professor of Sociology<br />
Services in this cold weather. Schedule an<br />
appointment in advance by calling 904-620-<br />
2900, and don’t forget to show up 10 minutes<br />
early to complete any paperwork. <strong>The</strong>y can<br />
help you with anything from treating the<br />
flu to providing birth control options.<br />
This is your life, and the new year is another<br />
chance to make the most of it. May<br />
2013 bring you good health, great times, and<br />
high achievements. You have the resources,<br />
the technologies and the opportunities to<br />
overcome whatever excuses you may come<br />
up with.<br />
Email Taylor Leckie at<br />
reporter18@unfspinnaker.com.<br />
A new vision mode has<br />
been created, called Instinct.<br />
Similar to the vision mode<br />
in Batman: Arkham City,<br />
the player can see through<br />
walls to find guards and perform<br />
actions that allow you<br />
to hide in plain sight while<br />
in disguise. <strong>The</strong> Hitman<br />
games have always been<br />
challenging and this one is<br />
no different; you have a limited<br />
supply of Instinct and<br />
guards can now see through<br />
your disguise if you get too<br />
close.<br />
Hitman: Absolution is not for the faint<br />
at heart, but if you’ve stuck with the series<br />
through the years, the newest release will<br />
keep your support.<br />
Email Taylor Leckie at<br />
reporter18@unfspinnaker.com.
Letter from the President<br />
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Dear Ospreys,<br />
I hope you’re as excited as I am to kick off 2013! Over the past six months, your<br />
Student Government has been working closely with departments across UNF to<br />
enhance campus life, bring students unique opportunities and ensure that your<br />
voices are effectively carried to university administrators and state officials. Our<br />
work is not yet finished, and the more than 100 students involved in the day-today<br />
operations of Student Government are more committed than ever to represent<br />
and serve you well.<br />
As your president, I have been inspired to hear your stories of success through<br />
challenging times. We all have hardships in our lives – whether financial, familyrelated,<br />
academic or other – and all too often it becomes easy to get caught up in<br />
such moments. As we begin a new year and semester, let us continue striving for<br />
the greatness that we can only find together. It is ultimately the successes of our<br />
students that will carry our institution in the long run, and I am confident that we<br />
can all overcome our individual struggles and become part of the best era UNF<br />
has seen in its short history.<br />
Below this message you will find several updates on the promises we made when<br />
you elected us, as well as some ideas we’re pushing in the upcoming semester. As<br />
always, if you have any questions, comments or concerns about any UNF matter,<br />
please don’t hesitate to contact me at sgapres@unf.edu or stop by our offices on<br />
the third floor of the Student Union (east building). Swoop!<br />
OPINIONS<br />
Wednesday, January 9, 2013<br />
Signed sincerely,<br />
Carlo Fassi<br />
President<br />
University Trustee<br />
Student Government<br />
University of North Florida<br />
Initiatives Update<br />
Aim Higher Florida Campaign<br />
This student-led campaign stresses the importance of our state investing in public higher education. Over<br />
the past five years, the State of Florida has cut more than $1 billion from our universities, leading to a<br />
close to 100% increase in tuition prices during the same time period. SG will be hosting an “Aim Higher<br />
Rally” on January 14th at noon (the day tuition is due) to urge students to sign petitions and write personalized<br />
postcards to our own state representatives. <strong>The</strong> time to stop tuition increases is now, but we must<br />
stand together. Please stop by and join our movement!<br />
New Campus Dining Options<br />
During last spring’s elections, we promised to bring more name brand eateries to UNF so that you’d have<br />
better choices when considering dining on campus. Papa John’s will be opening a brand new location in<br />
the Student Union food court in the coming weeks, and Chick-Fil-A will be opening a full-service restaurant<br />
at Alumni Square (in the former Sbarro’s space).<br />
Intramural Sports Facility Enhancements<br />
Our senators worked closely with the Executive Branch to fund enhancements to UNF’s intramural sports<br />
program. <strong>The</strong>se items include jerseys, professional scoreboards and end-zone markers, as well as an exciting<br />
new policy of tracking all statistics and uploading them online, allowing participants and supporters to<br />
track individual athlete performance.<br />
Free Printing<br />
SG is again funding twenty-five (25) free prints per student at any of the printing stations in the library or<br />
around campus.<br />
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NEWS 8 Wednesday, January 9, 2013<br />
REGISTRATION DEADLINES ARE RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER!<br />
ARE YOU PREPARED?<br />
• Add/drop period for classes ends on Friday, JANUARY 11TH AT 5:00 P.M.<br />
Be sure to check your schedule for waitlists and any other classes that you want to drop or add. It is<br />
YOUR responsibility to make schedule changes in a timely manner.<br />
• <strong>The</strong> payment deadline for classes is Monday, JANUARY 14TH AT 5:00 P.M.<br />
You are responsible for paying any amounts not covered by pending financial assistance before the<br />
deadline. Payments can be made online or by visiting the Cashier’s Office in Building 53, Hicks Hall.<br />
To check your schedule, add or drop a class, or make payments,<br />
login to your myWings account via mywings.unf.edu<br />
For questions or help, contact One Stop Student Services at<br />
(904) 620-5555 or www.unf.edu/onestop/contact<br />
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Wednesday, January 9, 2013<br />
UNF student killed in New Year’s Day crash<br />
By Lydia moneir<br />
DAiLy NEWS EDiTOR<br />
On New Year’s Day, Florida Highway<br />
Patrol responded to a car crash that left<br />
UNF Student <strong>Dara</strong> <strong>Kusiv</strong> dead and three of<br />
her friends injured.<br />
At approximately 12:50 a.m., the silver<br />
Dodge truck veered off Beach Boulevard<br />
and onto the shoulder as it approached the<br />
Kernan Boulevard intersection. <strong>The</strong> truck<br />
then hit a large overhead sign post.<br />
<strong>Dara</strong> <strong>Kusiv</strong>, 20, was pronounced dead at<br />
the scene. Sean Franke, Samantha Kasten<br />
and <strong>Kusiv</strong>’s boyfriend, Jacob Materia, were<br />
all taken to Shands Jacksonville Medical<br />
Center with serious injuries.<br />
According to the FHP report, none of the<br />
four students had been wearing seatbelts.<br />
Driver Sean Franke, 20, is no longer<br />
listed at Shands. Materia, 19, was released<br />
from the hospital. Samantha Kasten, 19, remains<br />
in critical condition.<br />
Both <strong>Kusiv</strong> and Kasten were members<br />
of the Zeta Tau Alpha sorority, while both<br />
Franke and Materia were members of the<br />
Pi Kappa Phi fraternity.<br />
It is unclear at this time whether alcohol<br />
was involved.<br />
Assistant Director of Fraternity and<br />
Sorority life Laura Worrell said the university<br />
has responded by offering free counselling<br />
to all UNF students, and is also working<br />
with ZTA to host a candlelight vigil for<br />
<strong>Dara</strong> <strong>Kusiv</strong> at 7 p.m. Jan. 12.<br />
“We recognize that our students needed<br />
an opportunity to grieve for <strong>Dara</strong>,”<br />
said Worrell. “We are very concerned<br />
for the students and their families who<br />
also suffered.”<br />
Madison Proctor, president of Zeta Tau<br />
Alpha at UNF, said she did not feel comfortable<br />
answering questions as she was not<br />
ready to talk about what happened.<br />
PKP released a statement yesterday stating<br />
that the fraternity will continue to<br />
monitor the situation and cooperate with<br />
the appropriate authorities throughout the<br />
investigation.<br />
FHP reports that charges are pending<br />
further investigation.<br />
Email Lydia Moneir at<br />
news@unfspinnaker.com.<br />
PhoToS By RaNDy RaTaJ<br />
<strong>Dara</strong> <strong>Kusiv</strong>’s sorority, ZTA, passed out black ribbons in the Student Union plaza for students to wear as symbols of remembrance. <strong>The</strong>re will be a candlelight vigil at 7 p.m. Jan. 12.<br />
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NEWS 10 Wednesday, January 9, 2013<br />
Higher Education Costs<br />
By catherine ByerLy<br />
ENTERPRiSE EDiTOR<br />
Tuition could be going up for some students<br />
but not others if the findings from<br />
the Blue Ribbon Task Force on Higher<br />
Education are enacted.<br />
Commissioned by Gov. Rick Scott, the<br />
task force was created to come up with<br />
strategies for improving the state’s public<br />
university system. A 38-page report<br />
released last month recommended performance<br />
based funding, tuition variances<br />
and expanding the role of the Board of<br />
Governors to address the rising cost of<br />
Florida tuition.<br />
Task force member and UNF President<br />
John Delaney said the money has to come<br />
from somewhere.<br />
Delaney said when he became the president<br />
of the university the state subsidized<br />
around 70 percent of the cost of higher<br />
education, and students picked up the remaining<br />
30 percent. <strong>The</strong> split now is closer<br />
to 50/50.<br />
Students have not been quiet in the process,<br />
though. In an effort to keep the divide<br />
from widening further, the Florida Student<br />
Association has organized the Aim Higher<br />
Program. <strong>The</strong> program organizes rallies<br />
and letter writing campaigns to encourage<br />
the state legislators to increase funding for<br />
higher education.<br />
Formerly, if a full-time course load had<br />
cost a university $100, the state legislature<br />
was responsible for $70, and the student<br />
paid the remaining $30 as tuition fees.<br />
Now, a student’s contribution is equal to<br />
the amount coming from the state, increasing<br />
the burden on the student.<br />
Florida spends 30-40 percent less on each<br />
student on average, when compared to other<br />
states, Delaney said.<br />
“If tuition isn’t going to go up then<br />
state support is going to have to go up,”<br />
Delaney said.<br />
By Gordon rhyne<br />
DAiLy NEWS EDiTOR<br />
<strong>The</strong> UNF President’s Office allowed upwards<br />
of 200 exemptions for the freshman<br />
housing mandate in Fall 2012, the first semester<br />
of its implementation.<br />
President John Delaney said the majority<br />
of exemptions fall into certain categories<br />
such as health concerns, extreme<br />
family need, allergy issues and religious<br />
persuasion.<br />
Delaney said all issues were verified by<br />
the President’s Office.<br />
One initiative of the task force is to<br />
freeze tuition for in demand science, technology,<br />
engineering and math majors,<br />
essentially altering the price of obtaining<br />
select degrees. Currently the legal<br />
limit for increasing tuition is 15 percent,<br />
but if tuition for certain majors is frozen,<br />
other majors could quickly become<br />
more expensive.<br />
According to a poll released by<br />
Quinnipiac University, approximately<br />
three-quarters of Florida voters are<br />
against the task force’s recommendations.<br />
Sixty-six percent of voters oppose charging<br />
different tuition prices for different<br />
majors and 73 percent of voters oppose<br />
allowing certain high-profile colleges to<br />
charge more in tuition than other state<br />
universities.<br />
Delaney said the state is hurt in the long<br />
run if higher education isn’t invested in.<br />
Those sentiments were echoed by<br />
Student Body President Carlo Fassi, who<br />
said education is an investment for the<br />
state and not simply an expenditure.<br />
Fassi said UNF’s Student Government<br />
would be keeping an eye on how these initiatives<br />
would be put into action to ensure<br />
they are fair to students.<br />
“We need to make sure that all our students,<br />
whatever degree they choose to<br />
pursue, are being fairly subsidized by the<br />
state,” Fassi said.<br />
Email Catherine Byerly at<br />
enterprise@unfspinnaker.com.<br />
UNF exempts some students<br />
from freshman housing mandate<br />
Dei Allard, UNF’s associate director<br />
of Housing and Residence Life, said they<br />
have not had any problems implementing<br />
the freshman housing mandate, since<br />
all exemptions are handled through the<br />
President’s Office.<br />
Delaney said all requests are handled on<br />
a case-by-case basis. He said he is happy<br />
with the implementation of the freshman<br />
housing mandate in its first semester.<br />
Email Gordon Rhyne at<br />
news@unfspinnaker.com.<br />
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Buckle up or get a ticket<br />
By Lydia moneir<br />
DAiLy NEWS EDiTOR<br />
Many have speculated that police departments<br />
tend to issue the most tickets at<br />
the end of the month simply to meet quotas.<br />
UNF Student Robert Picard conducted<br />
a study to find out if this was happening<br />
on campus.<br />
To the surprise and disappointment of<br />
conspiracy theorists everywhere, Picard, a<br />
computer science and history major, found<br />
there was no definite relation between<br />
tickets issued and days of the month.<br />
Although Picard’s study found no definite<br />
trend, the <strong>Spinnaker</strong> took a look into<br />
UPD’s traffic ticket reports and found that<br />
drivers may want to be more wary around<br />
campus during certain months of the year.<br />
If you drove through campus this past<br />
September, you may have noticed an abundance<br />
of encouragement to buckle up in<br />
the form of signs and a wrecked car at<br />
the intersection of UNF Drive and North-<br />
South Road.<br />
As an added attempt to encourage seat<br />
belt use during the initiative, UPD issued<br />
a lot more tickets - almost six times what<br />
they issued in March of the same year.<br />
This is because, as part of the state-wide<br />
Buckle Up program, UPD issued tickets instead<br />
of just warnings.<br />
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UPD Sergeant Dwayne Howard said<br />
UPD has to report how many seat belt citations<br />
were written to their national office<br />
as part of the program.<br />
“That’s why most of the time, you get<br />
those high numbers -- because it’s during<br />
those initiatives, said Howard.<br />
“During those times, we don’t write<br />
warnings for not wearing a seatbelt -- we<br />
will usually cite the driver,” said Howard.<br />
Students may want to be aware of<br />
this, as a ticket for not wearing a seatbelt<br />
costs $114.<br />
However, UPD does not benefit financially<br />
from writing these tickets. <strong>The</strong> money<br />
they collect goes to Duval County.<br />
Howard said the Buckle Up program<br />
began before it was illegal to not wear<br />
a seatbelt, and UPD has been told it is<br />
the most significant factor in reducing<br />
highway fatalities.<br />
“We especially try to encourage safety<br />
belt usage because there is a lot of pedestrian<br />
traffic on campus,” said Howard.<br />
Sgt. Howard said most people who get<br />
tickets are not actually students, but people<br />
passing through UNF.<br />
Email Lydia Moneir at<br />
news@unfspinnaker.com.
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By mason mcGouGh and trevor Johnson<br />
OSPREy RADiO MUSiC DiRECTOR AND CONTRiBUTiNG WRiTER<br />
Perhaps it was 2012’s looming sense of<br />
doom that spurred one of the best years<br />
we’ve had for forward-thinking music in<br />
quite some time. As a whole, the musical<br />
frontlines of the human race’s supposed<br />
last year on Earth were both fruitful and<br />
high-minded. Partially riding on the coattails<br />
of the “80’s revival,” the music world<br />
has written a new chapter in its periodic<br />
“looking back.”<br />
This year has certainly been the year of<br />
hindsight. Twin Shadow’s Confess, Ariel<br />
Pink’s Haunted, Graffiti’s Mature <strong>The</strong>mes,<br />
Tame Impala’s Lonerism, <strong>The</strong> Tallest Man<br />
on Earth’s <strong>The</strong>re’s No Leaving Now and<br />
Lambchop’s Mr. M are all success stories<br />
of the recycling of reliable themes, though<br />
each with their own commentative angle.<br />
We present to you Osprey Radio’s Top<br />
Albums of 2012!<br />
(10) JAPANDrOiDS –<br />
CELEBrATiON rOCk<br />
<strong>The</strong> music of 2012 falls into one of two<br />
camps: the side that demands cerebral gratification<br />
above all else (and often with stalwart<br />
adherence to this need) and the side<br />
that demands you just shut up and dance.<br />
Celebration Rock straddles this boundary<br />
as if there was none at all. Like Discovery<br />
and I Get Wet before it, Celebration Rock<br />
sets guiltless enjoyment as its prime objective,<br />
and makes a powerful case for it in doing<br />
so.<br />
(9) DirTY PrOJECTOrS – SwiNg<br />
LO MAgELLAN<br />
<strong>The</strong> music of Dirty Projectors has always<br />
retained a tangible emotional appeal, even<br />
outside of songwriter David Longstreth’s<br />
eccentricities. Swing Lo Magellan sees the<br />
group pulling back the veil on Longstreth’s<br />
(possibly unconscious) proclivity for<br />
cryptic imagery and esoteric themes, revealing<br />
some of the band’s most relatable<br />
songwriting to date. “Dance For You” is<br />
a solipsistic pursuit of meaning, “Just<br />
From Chevron” a parable about the oil<br />
industry’s callous destructiveness, “About<br />
to Die” about the search for fulfillment in<br />
the face of a ticking biological clock. Dave<br />
Longstreth has always been a man of many<br />
ideas. On Swing Lo Magellan, he’s finally<br />
found a way to share them.<br />
(8) MEDiAFirED – THE PATHwAY<br />
THrOUgH wHATEvEr<br />
Advertisement has become its own culture<br />
of sorts. It has pervaded our cultural<br />
consciousness with mascots and slogans,<br />
to the point where the average person can’t<br />
name three out of the thousands of Hindu<br />
gods, but can still remember every line<br />
of obscure 90’s commercials. Mediafired,<br />
named after the “music distribution service,”<br />
reflects just one of many methods<br />
of cultural dissemination/saturation. A<br />
cracked kaleidoscope of everything from<br />
Pepsi commercials to Kate Bush to Queen,<br />
<strong>The</strong> Pathway Through Whatever is jarring<br />
in its ability to encompass a little of everything<br />
into its heady chamber. This album<br />
is available for free on Bandcamp.<br />
(7) ANDY STOTT – LUxUrY<br />
PrOBLEMS<br />
Andy Stott has been in the back of everyone’s<br />
minds for a while, but Luxury<br />
Problems establishes the man as one of<br />
the technical masters of this generation.<br />
Whether it’s the incorporation of vocals<br />
into his low-end stitch-house or the simultaneous<br />
parsing down and blowing up of<br />
his sound, Luxury Problems delivers on<br />
all of the promise his 2011 EPs showed us.<br />
It might not be about anything in particular,<br />
but you won’t find a more well-executed<br />
and exciting “headphones album” in<br />
all of 2012.<br />
(6) LiArS – wixiw<br />
Perhaps the most alluring aspect of<br />
WIXIW, Liars’ sixth album, is its plastic<br />
precision. <strong>The</strong> album is as immaculate as<br />
a surgeon’s table, and the moments that<br />
cut do so like a scalpel. And yet despite its<br />
tightly-wound frame, it always seems on<br />
the verge of chaos. <strong>The</strong> whispers of singer<br />
Angus Andrew are the only human presence<br />
on the record, but even they retain a<br />
noticeably unsettling level of imbalance.<br />
Existing on the fringes of sanity, Andrew<br />
mumbles “teach me how to be a person”<br />
with the detachment of a person who truly<br />
doesn’t know how.<br />
(5) TiM HECkEr & DANiEL<br />
LOPATiN – iNSTrUMENTAL<br />
TOUriST<br />
It’s fitting that the most sensible collaboration<br />
of 2012 is also the year’s most potent.<br />
Hecker and Lopatin have dealt equally<br />
with the alien intangibility of the past.<br />
History is written in stone and we can only<br />
experience it through its aftershock. To be<br />
an “instrumental tourist,” a stranger who<br />
is wholly essential to the work, one must<br />
pursue transcendence from physical limitation.<br />
Recovered media is the artifact of<br />
an instrumental tourist, one who has long<br />
since been gone, but whose footprint continues<br />
to influence the “tourists” of today.<br />
Every sound on Instrumental Tourist fades<br />
in and quickly decays like an apparition,<br />
aware of its expiration date, yet intent on<br />
leaving a mark before it goes.<br />
(4) grizzLY BEAr – SHiELDS<br />
Noticeably more conservative than<br />
Veckatimest and less attentive to detail<br />
than Yellow House, Shields is the sound<br />
of Grizzly Bear falling into false contentment.<br />
<strong>The</strong> album begins with a wistful allusion<br />
to the Ute Mountains in Colorado,<br />
where the singer Ed Droste is delivered a<br />
“vision dark and cloaked.” <strong>The</strong> members<br />
of Grizzly Bear are torn between duty<br />
and desire, with the former often winning<br />
out. One of the most memorable moments<br />
of the album is perhaps “Adelma,” an instrumental<br />
track that bridges “Speak in<br />
Rounds” to “Yet Again.” In its delicacy<br />
lies simple resignation, a serenity derived<br />
from purpose and ultimately circumscribed<br />
by it.<br />
(3) BEACH HOUSE – BLOOM<br />
When this album was first released,<br />
we at Osprey Radio misunderstood it. We<br />
saw it as an exceptionally well-produced,<br />
cool-headed reiteration of Beach House’s<br />
identity and little more. Stepping back, it<br />
becomes clear that there is more emotional<br />
depth to Victoria Legrand’s storytelling<br />
than just two-note guitar arpeggios. <strong>The</strong><br />
imagery is delivered in disjointed strokes<br />
like an impressionistic painting, or like<br />
memories. Every emotional revelation is<br />
paired with an equally enrapturing crescendo.<br />
<strong>The</strong> band’s signature clash of cinematic<br />
synths and guitar with inanimate<br />
percussion feels so familiar merely because<br />
it is so perfect.<br />
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Osprey radio’s top 10 albums of 2012<br />
(2) SwANS – THE SEEr<br />
Understanding <strong>The</strong> Seer can take quite a<br />
bit of investment. On two disks and nearly<br />
two hours long, it’s not entirely practical<br />
to listen to in one sitting. However, take<br />
one glance and you’ll see why every pulsating<br />
beat is well-spent. Every second treads<br />
closer and closer to the brink as Swans<br />
churn a maelstrom of a musical force beneath<br />
their arms. It’s enthralling like a<br />
free-fall to the death, frightening like a<br />
toxin hallucination, and invigorating like<br />
a shot of adrenaline. One of the most infectious<br />
aspects of <strong>The</strong> Seer is how every line<br />
seems to have an ominous implication in<br />
the real world. <strong>The</strong> triumphant return of<br />
Swans is a monster of an album.<br />
(1) DEATH griPS – THE MONEY<br />
STOrE<br />
<strong>The</strong> Money Store sounds like a lot of<br />
things. It sounds like a Y2K conspiracy<br />
made tangible through concrete and razor<br />
wire. It sounds like a tape loop of Rodney<br />
King slamming in a circle pit. It sounds<br />
like the future of hip-hop or a desolate<br />
wasteland of catharsis; it sounds like an<br />
intelligent music listener’s worst nightmare.<br />
But beyond that fight-or-flight instinct<br />
that bleeds through every corner of<br />
the album, <strong>The</strong> Money Store is a pounding,<br />
pulsing, thought-provoking album about<br />
paranoia, technology, racial tensions and<br />
violence. It’s a transgressive masterpiece<br />
and the catchiest thing dropped in the past<br />
12 months. <strong>The</strong>re’s no arguing against it:<br />
Love it or hate it, Death Grips wouldn’t<br />
have it any other way.<br />
See more at unfspinnaker.com<br />
Email Mason Mcgough<br />
at music@ospreyradio.com
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Wednesday, January 9, 2013<br />
By darGan thompson<br />
FEATURES EDiTOR<br />
A classic novel made award-winning<br />
musical, Les Misérables has it all: a powerful<br />
story, interesting historical context<br />
and fantastic music. <strong>The</strong> musical, written<br />
by Alain Boublil and composed by Claude-<br />
Michel Schönberg (with English-language<br />
lyrics by Herbert Kretzmer), has been on<br />
stage for over 25 years. <strong>The</strong> overdue big<br />
screen adaptation allows this masterpiece<br />
to be enjoyed by a wider audience than<br />
those who can afford to enjoy it from plush<br />
theater seats.<br />
With the prestige it achieved as a musical,<br />
this year’s movie adaptation of Les<br />
Misérables had a lot riding on it. Bringing a<br />
musical to the big screen has the potential<br />
to expand and deepen the story, like 2002’s<br />
Chicago, or cheapen it, like 2008’s Mamma<br />
Mia!<br />
Overall, director Tom Hooper handles<br />
the adaptation well. His decision to film the<br />
singing live instead of recording the songs<br />
beforehand makes the soundtrack fresh<br />
and allows the actors to play their parts in<br />
a more realistic way. <strong>The</strong> crew also did a<br />
fantastic job with the audio mixing, allowing<br />
individual voices to come through even<br />
during the group numbers.<br />
Adapted from a 1,500 page novel, the plot<br />
of Les Misérables is anything but simple.<br />
In short, it is the story of the convict Jean<br />
Valjean, who breaks his parole and creates<br />
a new life for himself. He adopts Cosette,<br />
the orphaned daughter of Fantine, a desperate<br />
factory worker who dies after being<br />
driven to prostitution. Throughout the<br />
movie, Jean Valjean is relentlessly pursued<br />
by the policeman Javert.<br />
<strong>The</strong> story takes place in the period from<br />
1815-1832, during the latter part of the<br />
French Revolution. Toward the end of the<br />
movie, the characters are swept up in an<br />
unsuccessful and bloody uprising in Paris.<br />
Those drawn to the movie by the prospect<br />
of seeing Hugh Jackman and Russell<br />
Crowe sing may come away disappointed.<br />
Jackman, as Jean Valjean, and Crowe, as<br />
Javert, play their parts admirably, but both<br />
were obviously chosen for their big names<br />
and acting skills and not their singing,<br />
which was bearable but rather nasally.<br />
However, the rest of the cast shines both<br />
in acting and singing. Even during her few<br />
minutes on screen, Anne Hathaway steals<br />
the show as Fantine. You can’t help but get<br />
goosebumps during her rendition of “I<br />
Dreamed a Dream,” which is raw, powerful<br />
and tear-jerking.<br />
Child actors Daniel Huttlestone and<br />
Isabelle Allen steal hearts as street urchin<br />
Gavroche and young Cosette, respectfully.<br />
Sacha Baron Cohen and Helena Bonham<br />
Carter bring a lighter side to the heavy<br />
story, playing a sleazy innkeeper and the<br />
innkeeper’s wife.<br />
<strong>The</strong> entirety of the dialogue is sung,<br />
which allows for smooth transitions between<br />
scenes, but may come as a surprise<br />
to the average movie goer. <strong>The</strong> fast pace of<br />
the first half may confuse those who are<br />
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CAPriCOrN (DECEMBER 22 - JANUARy 19)<br />
As your birthday nears, keep that chin up in preparation for a few rough days<br />
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AqUAriUS (JANUARy 20 - FEBRUARy 18)<br />
you have a much to offer, and you should not be afraid to share. This is not the<br />
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PiSCES (FEBRUARy 19 - MARCH 20)<br />
Keep an eye out for people or things that may seem out of place; they may<br />
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TAUrUS (APRiL 20 - MAy 20)<br />
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gEMiNi (MAy 21 – JUNE 20)<br />
Explore your world, both inner and outer. you may find that once you are<br />
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as you once thought.<br />
unfamiliar with the story, while the last<br />
thirty minutes drags out the conclusion of<br />
the story.<br />
Much of the film focused on close-ups of<br />
the actors, which made it feel intimate, but<br />
got a little old after almost three hours of<br />
seeing every wrinkle in Hugh Jackman’s<br />
face, and at times felt like an invasion of<br />
personal space.<br />
Perhaps if he had zoomed out more often,<br />
Hooper could have done more with the<br />
setting to place the audience in 19th century<br />
Paris. With the attention to detail in<br />
costumes and makeup, the audience sees<br />
the grime of poverty, but we see only a<br />
few shots of the streets, and only a quick<br />
glimpse of Notre Dame in the background<br />
during Crowe’s main number.<br />
However, in all, Hooper succeeds in doing<br />
justice to the musical while sticking in<br />
more details from the book. <strong>The</strong> cast gives<br />
a stirring performance which is well worth<br />
watching. You will cry with Fantine, your<br />
heart will be stirred by the revolutionaries,<br />
and you will leave singing.<br />
Email Dargan Thompson at<br />
features@unfspinnaker.com<br />
CANCEr (JUNE 21 - JULy 22)<br />
Flipping a coin is effective not because it is a fifty-fifty chance, but because while<br />
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LEO (JULy 23 - AUGUST 22)<br />
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virgO (AUGUST 23 - SEPTEMBER 22)<br />
you feel overly emotional about silly things. your emotions are twisting you<br />
in every direction. Don’t let it tear you apart; hold yourself together and stay<br />
on course.<br />
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Keep a keen eye on your judgement of yourself, your friends and others.<br />
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SAgiTTAriUS (NOvEMBER 22 - DECEMBER 21)<br />
A duality exists in you that may drive you to unproductive things, like not<br />
studying. Pick up that book before it springs ahead of you.
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1/11<br />
<strong>The</strong> Christian music Winter Jam tour will be<br />
stopping in at the veterans Memorial Arena.<br />
Doors open at 6 p.m. and the show starts<br />
at 7 p.m. it is $10 at the door, but no tickets<br />
are issued, so get there early to make sure<br />
you get in. Artists include TobyMac, Matthew<br />
West, Jamie Grace and Jason Castro.<br />
1/12<br />
Magic shows tend to be a little bizarre, but<br />
apparently Brian Brushwood’s show is especially<br />
so. Osprey Productions is presenting<br />
Brian Brushwood: Bizarre Magic at 7:30 p.m.<br />
in the Robinson <strong>The</strong>ater. Brushwood has performed<br />
on <strong>The</strong> Today Show and at Universal<br />
Studios, and uses stunts and comedy along<br />
with the magic tricks in his show. <strong>The</strong> performance<br />
is free and is sure to be entertaining.<br />
EXPRESSIONS<br />
Wednesday, January 9, 2013<br />
What are you most<br />
looking forward to for<br />
the year 2013?<br />
“I’d like to be more social<br />
and become more involved<br />
on campus.”<br />
Valentina Railie, sophomore, business management<br />
“Teaching English in<br />
Vietnam and applying to<br />
Law school.”<br />
Samuel Alexander, senior, philosophy<br />
“Finding the perfect major<br />
in the education field.”<br />
Staci Raudt, sophomore, education<br />
“New faces, new beginnings<br />
– a fresh start, really.”<br />
Chase Spanos, senior, English and history<br />
waves<br />
1/11<br />
Want to add some ice to your mild Florida<br />
winter? Osprey Productions is putting<br />
on its annual Winterfest at the Student<br />
Union’s Osprey Plaza from 6-10 p.m. <strong>The</strong>re<br />
will be plenty of free activities to choose<br />
from such as horse-drawn carriage rides,<br />
an ice slide, a winter themed photo booth<br />
as well as food and drinks.<br />
1/12<br />
<strong>The</strong> annual North Florida Fashion Show<br />
will take place at the Prime F. Osborn iii<br />
Convention Center from 6-9 p.m. Fashion<br />
designers and participants include Meow<br />
& Barks Boutique, William Boston and<br />
Kayla Mill Boutique & Hair Salon. Tickets<br />
are $10 in advance, $15 at the door<br />
or $20 for viP seating and are sold at<br />
participating boutique locations. See the<br />
facebook event for more information.<br />
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Photography major<br />
This is a shot of Alexis Krauss, vocalist to the group Sleighbells, at Freebird Live. i photograph<br />
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apertures, in order to pull the subject from the background, fast shutter speed, in order to<br />
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do i use any external lighting with concerts unless needed to avoid the typical white wash<br />
effect it gives. Concert work is definitely something i have come to enjoy.<br />
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Electronic Recycling Collection<br />
Support UNF’s Enactus society by bringing any and all old<br />
electronics (Tvs, computers, etc.) to Sam’s Club at 10690 Beach<br />
Blvd., 32246. <strong>The</strong>se items will be donated to a local Jacksonville<br />
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CCW Community Night<br />
Wednesdays on the third floor of the Student Union CCW hosts<br />
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Men’s basketball break summary<br />
By travis GiBson<br />
SPORTS EDiTOR<br />
While most UNF students were enjoying<br />
their holiday break, the UNF men’s<br />
basketball team was traveling around the<br />
country playing a series of tough games.<br />
UNF has now moved into the season-within-the-season<br />
as they start Atlantic-Sun<br />
Conference play. Over the past month, a<br />
few themes have emerged that will determine<br />
the success of UNF against A-sun<br />
competition.<br />
Free throw shooting<br />
This season the team is making the<br />
freebies. UNF is shooting a combined 69<br />
percent from the free-throw line, which<br />
is nine percentage points higher than<br />
last season. Four out of the five starters<br />
are shooting over 70 percent, with Parker<br />
Smith leading the team at 88 percent.<br />
Starting lineup shuffle<br />
<strong>The</strong> current starting lineup is not the<br />
starting five that head coach Matthew<br />
Driscoll envisioned when he started the<br />
season. This season was supposed to be<br />
the year of the seniors, with all five projected<br />
starters in their final year of eligibility,<br />
but things have changed. Senior Jerron<br />
Granberry took a leave of absence from the<br />
team after the death of his father, and it’s<br />
doubtful that he will return. True freshman<br />
Beau Beech has stepped in to take<br />
Granberry’s place and has played well, averaging<br />
14.8 points and 4.7 rebounds over the<br />
last four games. Senior Andy Diaz missed<br />
five games with a knee injury. His replacement,<br />
junior Travis Wallace, played so well<br />
during Diaz’s absence that Driscoll chose to<br />
keep him in the starting lineup even after<br />
Diaz returned to 100 percent health. Wallace<br />
has been the most consistent player for<br />
UNF over the last seven games averaging 20<br />
points and 6.7 rebounds during that stretch.<br />
Lack of Bench Scoring<br />
Diaz is settling into his new role as a<br />
bench player, scoring double digits in three<br />
out of the last four games, but the rest<br />
of the second unit has been lackluster at<br />
best. Junior Charles McRoy, who started<br />
19 games as a sophomore last season, has<br />
been spotty from behind the three-point<br />
line, shooting 29 percent for the season.<br />
<strong>The</strong> drop-off at the point-guard position is<br />
perhaps the most significant. Will Wilson<br />
is having a career year as the starter, averaging<br />
6.5 assists per game, but his backup,<br />
true freshman Ray Rodriguez, has<br />
struggled to produce at the college level.<br />
Rodriguez is averaging 0.6 points and 0.8<br />
assists over the last five games.<br />
Emergence of Beech<br />
UNF has started to develop balanced<br />
inside-outside scoring with the inside<br />
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As the team’s point guard, Will Wilson hits the lane, looking for players to dish the ball out to.<br />
scoring of Wallace and the long range<br />
ability of Parker Smith, but freshman<br />
Beau Beech has started to become a viable<br />
third scoring option. Beech is shooting 40<br />
percent from the three-point line and his<br />
6-foot-8 frame has helped amass 22 steals<br />
for the season, which is second on the<br />
team. <strong>The</strong> team and coach Driscoll trust in<br />
Beech enough to the point of electing him<br />
to attempt the last shot in a close loss to<br />
FGCU, Jan. 7.<br />
UNF has suffered two early conference<br />
losses, both due to cold shooting and poor<br />
defense. If the team can plug up the holes<br />
in their play, they can easily finish in the<br />
top three in the A-sun, but it won’t be easy.<br />
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Travis Wallace has proved to be one of UNF’s<br />
most consistent scorers so far this season.<br />
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As the name suggests, Parker Smith aka PS3’s<br />
job is to get open and shoot three pointers.<br />
12/8/12<br />
L 47-89<br />
Winter Break Matchups<br />
At Pittsburgh<br />
12/17/12<br />
L 55-83<br />
At Colorado State<br />
12/19/12<br />
L 64-74<br />
At Portland<br />
12/22/12<br />
W 80-70<br />
vs. CSU Bakersfield (Las Vegas, Nev.)<br />
12/23/12<br />
W 74-46<br />
vs. Georgia Southern (Las Vegas, Nev.)<br />
12/31/12<br />
W 84-70<br />
Lipscomb (A-Sun)<br />
1/2/13<br />
L 52-65<br />
Northern Kentucky (A-Sun)<br />
1/5/13<br />
W 90-74<br />
At Stetson (A-Sun)
SPORTS 22 Wednesday, January 9, 2013<br />
PS3 goes off in Deland<br />
Parker Smith puts up a stellar shooting performance against Stetson, allowing UNF to come away with the win<br />
Coming into the season, I was excited to<br />
watch one of the best three-point shooters<br />
in the country, UNF senior guard Parker<br />
Smith. <strong>The</strong> Bleacher Report, a sports website,<br />
rated him as one of the best 15 shooters<br />
in college basketball, and they were right.<br />
As of Jan. 7, Smith was ranked 15th in the<br />
nation in shooting percentage (46.7 percent)<br />
but ranked second in the same category of<br />
anyone who has more than 100 attempts.<br />
Smith was also tied for third for most threepoint<br />
field goals per game, with 3.94.<br />
I’ve had a chance to watch Smith play<br />
in a few home games, but the true mark<br />
of a great player, and a great team, is their<br />
ability to play well away from the comforts<br />
of home.<br />
<strong>The</strong> perfect opportunity to watch a road<br />
game came when UNF traveled to Deland<br />
to play the Stetson Hatters Jan. 5. (Side<br />
note: No team should be named after an article<br />
of clothing. I’m really glad we’re not<br />
the North Florida Sweatpants.)<br />
Deland is a quaint little town with some<br />
pleasing aesthetic qualities, including the<br />
university, which was established in 1887.<br />
Scores by Period 1 2 Total<br />
FGCU (11-5-0) 20 33 53<br />
UNF (6-9-0) 18 24 42<br />
Free Throws<br />
FGCU 15-18 (83.3%)<br />
UNF 8-10 (80%)<br />
Field Goals<br />
FGCU 16-53 (30.2%)<br />
UNF 16-41 (39%)<br />
Travis<br />
Gibson<br />
/// Sports Editor<br />
<strong>The</strong> fans of the Hatters, most of whom look<br />
like they attended classes during Stetson’s<br />
inaugural year, are passionate about their<br />
basketball.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Edmunds Center is a compact venue<br />
but has a unique feel. <strong>The</strong> seating where<br />
fans look-on, elevates at a steep angle and<br />
is kept dark. <strong>The</strong> court, however, is brightly<br />
lit. <strong>The</strong> contrast gives the place the feel<br />
of a boxing match.<br />
<strong>The</strong> main card for the Stetson - UNF<br />
match didn’t have any fights, but it did feature<br />
a super-ultra featherweight in Parker<br />
Smith. PS3, as the kids call him, is built<br />
more like a Kenyan long distance runner<br />
than a boxer. He stands 6-foot-3 inches tall<br />
and weighs in at 155 pounds.<br />
After a disappointing showing at home<br />
against Northern Kentucky, Smith was in<br />
need of a rebuttal. He was 2-10 from distance<br />
WOMEN’S BASKETBALL<br />
53 42<br />
vs.<br />
Scores by Period 1 2 Total<br />
STET (7-9-0) 33 38 71<br />
UNF (4-10-0) 23 34 57<br />
Free Throws<br />
STET 5-8 (62.5%)<br />
UNF 14-17 (82.4%)<br />
Field Goals<br />
STET 28-60 (46.7%)<br />
UNF 18-51 (35.3%)<br />
Jan. 7, 2013<br />
FGCU<br />
## Top Scorers Points Stl A<br />
05 Hansen, S 19 1 0<br />
24 Kennedy, B 14 3 5<br />
21 Gluesing, J 11 1 0<br />
UNF<br />
## Top Scorers Points Stl A<br />
34 Lamar, R 11 0 1<br />
35 Kerr, J 8 0 1<br />
05 Destinee, S 8 0 1<br />
71 57<br />
vs.<br />
Jan. 5, 2013<br />
STET<br />
## Top Scorers Points Stl A<br />
23 Sanders, S 19 3 4<br />
22 Sharp, J 11 2 4<br />
24 Sims, S 11 2 1<br />
UNF<br />
## Top Scorers Points Stl A<br />
23 Wilson, S 9 0 0<br />
35 Kerr, J 8 1 1<br />
02 Conner, K 8 0 0<br />
against NKU, resulting in a loss against a<br />
team that UNF should have beaten.<br />
Before the game, head coach Matthew<br />
Driscoll asked Smith if he wanted to run<br />
a play for him to start the game, but Smith<br />
declined. I guess he knew he would have<br />
his fair share of chances.<br />
Smith came out with a vengeance. He<br />
attempted eight three-pointers in the first<br />
half, and made seven. <strong>The</strong> only shot he<br />
missed was a shot attempt blocked by a<br />
Stetson player. By the middle of the first<br />
half, Smith was so hot Stetson fans were<br />
yelling, “No!” the second he was catching<br />
the ball in anticipation of the three points<br />
that were sure to follow. Smith used his<br />
slender frame to slip screens and get open<br />
looks, to the tune of 23 first half points.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Hatters had no answer for Smith<br />
in the second half either. He dropped two<br />
more trey’s and finished the game with 33<br />
points on 9-10 shooting from 3-point range.<br />
<strong>The</strong>re was nothing the Stetson players<br />
could do to stop him — short of sabotage.<br />
Smith was having the type of game that<br />
most players only dream about, but the<br />
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crazy thing is that it was only his second<br />
best shooting performance of his career.<br />
Smith drained 11 three-pointers and scored<br />
46 points last season against Mercer for a<br />
career high.<br />
When the game concluded with a 90-74<br />
UNF victory, the entire Stetson women’s<br />
basketball team — who witnessed the<br />
Smith Show — rushed over to the scorers<br />
table to get a look at the stat sheet. <strong>The</strong>y<br />
shook their heads and marveled at the statistical<br />
evidence of a truly great shooter.<br />
While many onlookers were shocked at<br />
what they had just seen, Driscoll wasn’t<br />
surprised. He said that after his cold shooting<br />
against NKU, Smith was back in the<br />
gym working on his jumper at 7:45 a.m. the<br />
next morning. My guess is that after his<br />
performance against Stetson, Smith might<br />
have hit the snooze button a few times the<br />
next morning.<br />
75 73<br />
vs.<br />
Scores by Period 1 2 Total<br />
FGCU (11-6-0) 40 35 75<br />
UNF (7-10-0) 29 44 73<br />
Free Throws<br />
FGCU 11-24 (45.8%)<br />
UNF 13-15 (86.7%)<br />
Field Goals<br />
FGCU 29-64 (45.3%)<br />
UNF 25-58 (43.1%)<br />
Scores by Period 1 2 Total<br />
UNF (7-9-0) 47 43 90<br />
STET (4-10-0) 31 43 74<br />
Free Throws<br />
UNF 7-9 (77.8%)<br />
STET 9-10 (90%)<br />
Field Goals<br />
UNF 35-56 (62.5%)<br />
STET 28-56 (50%)<br />
Jan. 7, 2013<br />
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FGCU<br />
## Top Scorers Points Stl A<br />
25 Brown, S 19 2 0<br />
20 Fieler, C 17 0 1<br />
05 Varidel, C 16 1 0<br />
UNF<br />
## Top Scorers Points Stl A<br />
03 Smith, P 20 2 0<br />
02 Beech, B 14 0 0<br />
01 Wallace, T 12 0 0<br />
90 74<br />
vs.<br />
Jan. 5, 2013<br />
UNF<br />
## Top Scorers Points Stl A<br />
03 Smith, P 33 1 5<br />
01 Wallace, T 23 1 2<br />
02 Beech, B 11 4 2<br />
STET<br />
## Top Scorers Points Stl A<br />
41 Pegg, A 19 0 1<br />
23 Perez, C 17 1 3<br />
03 Green, W 16 1 0
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Contributing Reporter<br />
Question 1: Who is your almost-mid-season nBa mvp?<br />
I have always been a fan of the MVP going<br />
to the best player on the best team, and<br />
the LA Clippers’ best player is Chris Paul.<br />
CP3 does so much for his team, some of<br />
which includes his leadership abilities that<br />
will never show up on a stat sheet. Paul<br />
has a narrow lead in my mind thus far, but<br />
check back in a few months, it could easily<br />
be Lebron or Durant at that time.<br />
My almost-mid-season MVP has to be either<br />
Lebron James, who is the best player<br />
in the world right now, or Chris Paul, who<br />
is the best player on the league’s best<br />
team at the midway point of the season.<br />
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Lebron. Without him the Heat are in 5th<br />
or 6th place in the East. He’s been on a<br />
scoring run that our generation has never<br />
seen before.<br />
Question 2: Which team is most likely to pull off an upset in this weekend’s nFL playoff games?<br />
I like Seattle. <strong>The</strong>y have a defense that<br />
can neutralize Matt Ryan and the high<br />
powered offense of the Falcons. Seattle<br />
has also showed they can drop 50 points<br />
on teams. Atlanta has been inconsistent<br />
during the second half of the season and<br />
are capable of laying an egg and keeping<br />
Ryan’s streak of playoff losses going.<br />
Question 3: could alabama beat an nFL team?<br />
My gut tells me that no NFL team would<br />
ever lose to a bunch of kids, but crazier<br />
things have happened. Watching Alabama<br />
dismantle a great Notre Dame defense in<br />
the BCS Championship game makes me<br />
think that the Jaguars or Chiefs would not<br />
want to play Nick Saban’s squad.<br />
If you can still call it an upset, give me the<br />
Seahawks over the Falcons as my upset<br />
pick. <strong>The</strong> Hawks are the hottest team in<br />
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<strong>The</strong> Ravens. And the reason is simple, Ray<br />
Lewis. Because of his announcement, the<br />
team has something to play for — a reason<br />
other than a championship.<br />
Sure seems like it. <strong>The</strong> offensive line might<br />
be the best in college football history.<br />
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Wednesday, January 9, 2013<br />
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I’m picking Kevin Durant, but not for any<br />
traditional reasons. Being that I am a long<br />
and lanky fellow, I must support other<br />
gangly persons as opposed to many of<br />
the other sausage-like armed players in<br />
the NBA. Despite King James’ dominance,<br />
I just can’t root for someone whose arms<br />
are bigger than my entire body.<br />
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It’s tough for me to label the Ravens as an<br />
underdog team, but they have the weakest<br />
record. Despite their underdog status,<br />
the Ravens are going to beat Shmeyton<br />
Shmanning and the Broncos. I would also<br />
like to see Ray Lewis murder someone else<br />
on or off the field before playoffs are over.<br />
He’s got to end his career with a bang.<br />
We live in Jacksonville. This question could<br />
be answered by just looking out our back<br />
window. Not only would ‘Bama win, but<br />
it would be a spectacle of abuse for the<br />
kittens known as the Jaguars. PETA would<br />
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