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WEDNESDAY, jANuArY 9, 2013<br />

<strong>Mourning</strong> <strong>Dara</strong> <strong>Kusiv</strong><br />

uNivErSitY of North floriDA


INSIDE 2 Wednesday, January 9, 2013<br />

news 9 expressions 13<br />

9<br />

// NEW YEAr’S crASh<br />

One UNF student died and three<br />

were injured in a Dec. 31 car<br />

accident.<br />

NEED morE coNtENt?<br />

CheCk out osprey tV's newsCast<br />

at unfspinnaker.Com.<br />

the website’s not bad, either.<br />

10<br />

// bucklE up<br />

A study led the <strong>Spinnaker</strong> to<br />

uncover the influence of Buckle<br />

Up program on the number of<br />

citations issued by UPD<br />

// muSic rEviEW<br />

2012 struck a special chord with<br />

musicians, and Osprey Radio<br />

deliberated over which bands<br />

topped the rest.<br />

// ANYthiNg but miSErAblE<br />

As the classic Broadway musical<br />

Les Misérables comes to the<br />

cinemas, it certainly does not<br />

disappoint.<br />

iNDEx photoS<br />

randy rataj, andrew noble<br />

13<br />

14<br />

<strong>Spinnaker</strong> // unf<strong>Spinnaker</strong>.com<br />

sports 21<br />

// miDSEASoN upDAtE<br />

With the heart of the season<br />

beginning, UNF men’s basketball<br />

has much to improve on.<br />

// firE iN thE holE<br />

PS3 showed why he’s one of<br />

the top three-point shooters in<br />

the nation, during UNF’s match<br />

against the Hatters.<br />

// oN thE covEr<br />

new year's Crash page 9<br />

photo illuStrAtioN bY:<br />

sean patterson<br />

21<br />

22


<strong>Spinnaker</strong> // unf<strong>Spinnaker</strong>.com<br />

Police<br />

Beat<br />

Dec. 17 Marijuana Possession (Skatepark) -<br />

An officer was dispatched to the skatepark<br />

in reference to suspicious activity. When<br />

the officer arrived he watched a vehicle<br />

flee and then park behind the treeline<br />

near Central Parkway. <strong>The</strong> officer then<br />

approached the abandoned vehicle and<br />

reported a strong smell of marijuana. <strong>The</strong><br />

suspect attempted to hide in the woods<br />

but then returned to the vehicle. <strong>The</strong> suspect<br />

allowed UPD to search his vehicle<br />

where two pipes were found. <strong>The</strong> items<br />

were placed in the JSO property room.<br />

Alex Arango learns to spin a balloon<br />

from Lester, a performer, in the student<br />

union courtyard Tuesday afternoon.<br />

Lester was putting on a show<br />

and interacting with students while<br />

warming up for SWOOP Madness.<br />

Dec. 27 Injured Person (Bldg. 50) - An officer<br />

met with a complainant who was injured<br />

in a lab. Emergency rescue responded<br />

due to lacerations on the student’s eyelids<br />

and right hand. <strong>The</strong> student was able to<br />

communicate with rescue workers and confirmed<br />

he was not working with any chemicals.<br />

<strong>The</strong> student was taken to the Mayo<br />

Clinic hospital for further treatment.<br />

Dec. 29 Sick Person (Fountains) - An officer<br />

met with a complainant who said<br />

he had passed out and hit his head. <strong>The</strong><br />

complainant was able to speak clearly<br />

HODGEPODGE<br />

Wednesday, January 9, 2013<br />

Nov. 17 Joy Ride (Building 34) - An officer met with a witness who saw kids joyriding in UNF golf<br />

carts. <strong>The</strong> witness said they saw the kids crash the cart into the pond. <strong>The</strong> suspects were located and<br />

taken in for questioning. <strong>The</strong> suspects were under the age of 18 and were joined by their parents. <strong>The</strong><br />

suspects were released. <strong>The</strong> damage costs have not yet been estimated.<br />

Check out more Police Beats online at unfspinnaker.com<br />

and said he had been smoking a hookah<br />

earlier before passing out in the lobby.<br />

Emergency response evaluated the student<br />

and took him to St Luke’s Hospital<br />

for treatment.<br />

Jan. 3 Damaged Property (Bldg. 6) - An<br />

officer met with an employee who said<br />

that his assigned golf cart had been damaged.<br />

<strong>The</strong> employee noticed the damage<br />

to the windshield and front frame when<br />

he arrived at work in the morning. <strong>The</strong>re<br />

are currently no suspects.<br />

Source: University Police Department Compiled by Catherine Byerly<br />

Photo and caption by Randy Rataj<br />

3<br />

Jan. 7 <strong>The</strong>ft (Lot 11) - An officer met with<br />

a complainant who said his cell phone<br />

had been stolen. <strong>The</strong> complainant said he<br />

was in Lot 11 when a man in a red vehicle<br />

stopped and asked to borrow his cell<br />

phone. Once the suspect had the phone in<br />

hand he sped away onto UNF Drive. <strong>The</strong><br />

case has been suspended until further information<br />

on the suspect can be obtained.


INSIDE 4 Wednesday, January 9, 2013<br />

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OPINIONS<br />

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discourse<br />

Wednesday, January 9, 2013 5<br />

Wednesday, January 9, 2013<br />

Awarded the 2010 Pacemaker Award<br />

by the Associated Collegiate Press.<br />

Awarded second place for Best College Newspaper in<br />

2007 Better College Newspaper Contest<br />

by the Florida College Press Assocation.<br />

<strong>Spinnaker</strong> Staff<br />

Editor in Chief Lindsay Montgomery<br />

Art Director Joey Taravella<br />

Layout Editors Julie Henderson<br />

Christine Kegel<br />

Spencer Goldbach<br />

Copy Chief Jacob Harn<br />

Opinions Editor<br />

Copy Editors Katie Tison<br />

Marina Ubert<br />

Carl Rosen<br />

Daily News Editor Maggie Seppi<br />

Enterprise Editor Ryan Thompson<br />

Sports Editor Travis Gibson<br />

Features Editor Dargan Thompson<br />

Photo Assistant Randy Rataj<br />

Sean Patterson<br />

Distributor Tyler Neimeyer<br />

Adviser John Timpe<br />

Publisher Gainesville Sun<br />

Student Union, Bldg. 58 E, room 2209<br />

1 UNF Drive<br />

Jacksonville, FL 32224<br />

Phone (Main Office): 904.620.2727<br />

Phone (Advertising): 904.620.1599<br />

Fax: 904.620.3924<br />

unfspinnaker.com<br />

Corrections:<br />

— Due to an editor's error, on page 15<br />

of the Nov. 28 issue the Intercultural<br />

Center for PEACE was incorrectly<br />

named<br />

Fee-paying students are entitled to<br />

one free issue; subsequent issues<br />

are $.50. For non-UNF students<br />

each paper is $.50.<br />

Moving Forward<br />

UNF lost sophomore <strong>Dara</strong> <strong>Kusiv</strong> over the break in a New Year’s Day crash<br />

It’s a solemn beginning to the spring<br />

semester. Police still aren’t sure what<br />

caused the one-vehicle crash into the overhead<br />

sign post at the corner of Beach and<br />

Kernan.<br />

And, whether she was a close friend or a<br />

stranger, the idea that any of us could have<br />

been in her shoes leaves us shaking in our<br />

own.<br />

That’s because <strong>Dara</strong> was just like the rest<br />

of us — on her Pinterest, there’s a picture<br />

of a little black dress, some of her favorite<br />

funny quotes, food she likes, and hints<br />

about when to shop clearance items at<br />

Target. And there’s a board called “future.”<br />

<strong>The</strong> death of a fellow student is an opportunity<br />

to look at our own futures from a<br />

different perspective. It’s a gentle reminder<br />

that even when your life is filled with too<br />

much homework, stress, or extracurricular<br />

commitments, what’s important is that<br />

you’re living a full life.<br />

You’ll encounter seemingly countless<br />

demands this semester — appreciate them<br />

as opportunities to excel. In a quote to<br />

Editorial Board<br />

Quote of the Week:<br />

— <strong>The</strong> great secret of success is that<br />

there are no secrets of success; there<br />

are only timeless principles that have<br />

proven effective throughout<br />

the centuries<br />

First Coast News, Randy <strong>Kusiv</strong> said of his<br />

daughter, “<strong>The</strong>re are regrets that she died<br />

so young, but no regrets about the years<br />

she spent here on earth.”<br />

That’s exactly the kind of life each of us<br />

should constantly strive for — a life with no<br />

regrets, whether it be 19 or 100 years long.<br />

<strong>The</strong>re’s something that feels inherently<br />

invincible about being a college student.<br />

We’re constantly described as being in<br />

our prime; we’re supposedly the biggest<br />

risk-takers. It’s jarring to be reminded that<br />

we’re more fragile than we know.<br />

But <strong>Dara</strong> seems to have understood how<br />

precious and fleeting life can be. A quote in<br />

one of <strong>Dara</strong>’s pins on a board she named<br />

“good quotes” says it best:<br />

“Love the people God gave you because<br />

he will need them back one day.”<br />

Lindsay Montgomery – Editor in Chief<br />

Jacob Harn – Copy Chief<br />

Joey Taravella – Art Director<br />

Spencer Goldbach – News Layout<br />

5


OPINIONS 6 Wednesday, January 9, 2013<br />

In 2010, the Vice-President for Student<br />

Affairs charged a Values Integration Task<br />

Force with the task of developing recommendations<br />

that would integrate the espoused<br />

values of UNF into the day-to-day<br />

operation of the university. <strong>The</strong>se values<br />

are: (1) the pursuit of truth and knowledge<br />

carried out in the spirit of intellectual and<br />

artistic freedom; (2) ethical conduct; (3)<br />

community engagement; (4) diversity; (5)<br />

responsibility to the natural environment;<br />

and (6) mutual respect and civility.<br />

<strong>The</strong> subsequent report produced by the<br />

task force, titled “What We Say and What<br />

We Do: Jumpstarting the Conversation on<br />

Our Values,” included a set of recommendations.<br />

Among them was the following:<br />

Apply the Values to Management of the<br />

University’s Endowment Fund: <strong>The</strong> task<br />

Happy New Year! What are your new<br />

year’s resolutions? To get in better shape,<br />

make higher grades or, perhaps, to just get<br />

your act together?<br />

Before the semester gets too demanding,<br />

you might want to be reminded of<br />

some of the resources around UNF.<br />

Peer Tutoring in the Academic Center<br />

for Excellence office (Bldg. 2) takes walkins.<br />

However, if you need more specialized<br />

attention — such as with anything writing<br />

related — appointments are available.<br />

For those of you living on campus,<br />

there is another tutoring option called<br />

Peer Assisted Tutoring in Housing (PATH<br />

Program), happening Monday through<br />

Thursday from 6-10 p.m. on the second floor<br />

force notes the absence of full disclosure on<br />

how the university invests its endowment<br />

funds. To assure full integration of its values,<br />

the University should establish more<br />

transparent investment practices and hold<br />

those practices accountable to the values it<br />

subscribes.<br />

<strong>The</strong> point of this recommendation was<br />

to explore the degree to which companies<br />

and corporations included in the endowment<br />

investment portfolio engage in actions<br />

that are consistent with the stated<br />

values of the institution such as “ethical<br />

conduct” and “responsibility to the natural<br />

environment.” For example, would we<br />

want endowment funds invested in fossil<br />

fuel companies that are serial violators<br />

of environmental regulations or financial<br />

institutions that have engaged in criminal<br />

of the Library. <strong>The</strong>y accept walk-ins, but<br />

you may want to make an appointment.<br />

Maybe you were lucky enough to have<br />

received a tablet or laptop this holiday season.<br />

If you need a little technical assistance<br />

with the UNF network, visit the ITS Help<br />

Desk located on the second floor of the<br />

Mathews Computer Lab in Bldg. 15, Room<br />

2102, or call 904-620-HELP (4357).<br />

How about a helpful app for your shiny<br />

behavior or manufacturers of guns and<br />

weapons?<br />

Currently this information is unavailable<br />

to the public or members of the UNF<br />

community (students, faculty, staff, and<br />

alumni). <strong>The</strong>refore, the first step is to establish<br />

greater endowment transparency.<br />

It should be noted that “endowment<br />

transparency” is one indicator of a university’s<br />

commitment to sustainability. <strong>The</strong><br />

College Sustainability Report Card has<br />

includes this indicator in ranking universities<br />

on their demonstrated commitment<br />

to sustainability practices. “Investment<br />

Priorities” and “Shareholder Engagement”<br />

are also included. Many universities have<br />

developed policies in these areas and have<br />

received high grades for their efforts.<br />

What’s more, UNF recently signed on<br />

new Apple or Android phone or tablet? <strong>The</strong><br />

UNF Mobile App can keep you abreast of<br />

what’s happening on campus, help you connect<br />

with your peers and university staff,<br />

and keep you informed of your academic<br />

status.<br />

In the same way that staying on top of<br />

your college career might be your goal for<br />

the new semester, improving your health<br />

might be your plan for the new year. I know<br />

it’s cold outside, but that can’t get you off<br />

the hook seeing as the Student Wellness<br />

Complex has its own indoor track and<br />

rock climbing wall, and across from the<br />

Wellness Complex is the Aquatic Center<br />

with a heated indoor pool.<br />

You might need to visit Student Health<br />

<strong>Spinnaker</strong> // unf<strong>Spinnaker</strong>.com<br />

Letter to the Editor: UNF transparency<br />

New beginnings and New Year's resolutions<br />

On the outset of another adventure<br />

with my favorite contact killer, Agent 47, I<br />

must confess: I was concerned the Hitman<br />

series might be going too far in an actionoriented<br />

direction.<br />

Fortunately my preconceptions were<br />

proven wrong. Picking up almost immediately<br />

after Blood Money, we find Agent<br />

47 on the run from employers after he is<br />

ordered to kill his former handler, Diana,<br />

which he does, but he then refuses to bring<br />

them a mysterious girl that was in Diana’s<br />

care. Agent 47 must now uncover the secrets<br />

as to why this girl is so important to<br />

his employers.<br />

Hitman seems to have taken a more story-focused<br />

approach than in previous installments.<br />

Unlike before -- when you were<br />

given a simple briefing of your target and<br />

dropped in a different location -- the story<br />

has a linear progression in with each area<br />

and target connect and add up to a very<br />

tight narrative.<br />

Taylor<br />

Leckie<br />

// Contributing Columnist<br />

<strong>The</strong> art of murder in ‘Hitman: Absolution’<br />

Taylor<br />

Leckie<br />

// Contributing Columnist<br />

<strong>The</strong> characters are well written and<br />

colorful in the usual Hitman style, even<br />

though at times they seem deliberately exaggerated<br />

and clichéd. Like, for example,<br />

the Texan character that wears a cowboy<br />

outfit and has to end most of his sentences<br />

with “Yeha!”.<br />

<strong>The</strong> best character in this game is the<br />

protagonist, Agent 47. I place him in my top<br />

10 of the best video game characters ever<br />

created. On the surface he’s a cold, stoic,<br />

sociopath who could put a bullet between<br />

your eyes while he’s drinking a cup of coffee;<br />

deep down, he can’t seem to find his<br />

own place in the world, having been literally<br />

bred and raised to be the perfect killer.<br />

As for the gameplay<br />

of Hitman: Absolution,<br />

though some levels aren’t<br />

as open and sprawling as<br />

they were in Blood Money,<br />

the classic Hitman style<br />

has been retained and<br />

there are dozens of different<br />

ways to complete<br />

the levels. Which will you<br />

choose: hiding in boxes<br />

and closets, picking off enemies<br />

with your silenced<br />

pistol, grabbing a disguise<br />

and sneaking past guards<br />

in plain sight, or the iconic<br />

Fiber Wire to strangle your foes and drag<br />

them to the nearest dumpster?<br />

Several new features improve the gameplay.<br />

A sound effects element allows the<br />

player to throw objects to distract guards<br />

— but if you sprint away they will hear the<br />

pitter-patter of your feet and investigate.<br />

to the American Colleges & Universities<br />

Presidential Climate Commitment that<br />

commits the institution to policies and<br />

practices advancing the principles of sustainability.<br />

UNF also participates in the<br />

Sustainability Tracking, Assessment, and<br />

Rating System (STARS) that awards credit<br />

for transparent, proactive, and socially responsible<br />

investment practices.<br />

If UNF is truly committed to its value<br />

statements, the climate change initiative,<br />

and sustainability, UNF’s endowment investment<br />

portfolio and policies should be<br />

collectively evaluated to determine whether<br />

we actually ‘put our money where our<br />

mouth is’.<br />

David Jaffee<br />

UNF Professor of Sociology<br />

Services in this cold weather. Schedule an<br />

appointment in advance by calling 904-620-<br />

2900, and don’t forget to show up 10 minutes<br />

early to complete any paperwork. <strong>The</strong>y can<br />

help you with anything from treating the<br />

flu to providing birth control options.<br />

This is your life, and the new year is another<br />

chance to make the most of it. May<br />

2013 bring you good health, great times, and<br />

high achievements. You have the resources,<br />

the technologies and the opportunities to<br />

overcome whatever excuses you may come<br />

up with.<br />

Email Taylor Leckie at<br />

reporter18@unfspinnaker.com.<br />

A new vision mode has<br />

been created, called Instinct.<br />

Similar to the vision mode<br />

in Batman: Arkham City,<br />

the player can see through<br />

walls to find guards and perform<br />

actions that allow you<br />

to hide in plain sight while<br />

in disguise. <strong>The</strong> Hitman<br />

games have always been<br />

challenging and this one is<br />

no different; you have a limited<br />

supply of Instinct and<br />

guards can now see through<br />

your disguise if you get too<br />

close.<br />

Hitman: Absolution is not for the faint<br />

at heart, but if you’ve stuck with the series<br />

through the years, the newest release will<br />

keep your support.<br />

Email Taylor Leckie at<br />

reporter18@unfspinnaker.com.


Letter from the President<br />

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Dear Ospreys,<br />

I hope you’re as excited as I am to kick off 2013! Over the past six months, your<br />

Student Government has been working closely with departments across UNF to<br />

enhance campus life, bring students unique opportunities and ensure that your<br />

voices are effectively carried to university administrators and state officials. Our<br />

work is not yet finished, and the more than 100 students involved in the day-today<br />

operations of Student Government are more committed than ever to represent<br />

and serve you well.<br />

As your president, I have been inspired to hear your stories of success through<br />

challenging times. We all have hardships in our lives – whether financial, familyrelated,<br />

academic or other – and all too often it becomes easy to get caught up in<br />

such moments. As we begin a new year and semester, let us continue striving for<br />

the greatness that we can only find together. It is ultimately the successes of our<br />

students that will carry our institution in the long run, and I am confident that we<br />

can all overcome our individual struggles and become part of the best era UNF<br />

has seen in its short history.<br />

Below this message you will find several updates on the promises we made when<br />

you elected us, as well as some ideas we’re pushing in the upcoming semester. As<br />

always, if you have any questions, comments or concerns about any UNF matter,<br />

please don’t hesitate to contact me at sgapres@unf.edu or stop by our offices on<br />

the third floor of the Student Union (east building). Swoop!<br />

OPINIONS<br />

Wednesday, January 9, 2013<br />

Signed sincerely,<br />

Carlo Fassi<br />

President<br />

University Trustee<br />

Student Government<br />

University of North Florida<br />

Initiatives Update<br />

Aim Higher Florida Campaign<br />

This student-led campaign stresses the importance of our state investing in public higher education. Over<br />

the past five years, the State of Florida has cut more than $1 billion from our universities, leading to a<br />

close to 100% increase in tuition prices during the same time period. SG will be hosting an “Aim Higher<br />

Rally” on January 14th at noon (the day tuition is due) to urge students to sign petitions and write personalized<br />

postcards to our own state representatives. <strong>The</strong> time to stop tuition increases is now, but we must<br />

stand together. Please stop by and join our movement!<br />

New Campus Dining Options<br />

During last spring’s elections, we promised to bring more name brand eateries to UNF so that you’d have<br />

better choices when considering dining on campus. Papa John’s will be opening a brand new location in<br />

the Student Union food court in the coming weeks, and Chick-Fil-A will be opening a full-service restaurant<br />

at Alumni Square (in the former Sbarro’s space).<br />

Intramural Sports Facility Enhancements<br />

Our senators worked closely with the Executive Branch to fund enhancements to UNF’s intramural sports<br />

program. <strong>The</strong>se items include jerseys, professional scoreboards and end-zone markers, as well as an exciting<br />

new policy of tracking all statistics and uploading them online, allowing participants and supporters to<br />

track individual athlete performance.<br />

Free Printing<br />

SG is again funding twenty-five (25) free prints per student at any of the printing stations in the library or<br />

around campus.<br />

7


NEWS 8 Wednesday, January 9, 2013<br />

REGISTRATION DEADLINES ARE RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER!<br />

ARE YOU PREPARED?<br />

• Add/drop period for classes ends on Friday, JANUARY 11TH AT 5:00 P.M.<br />

Be sure to check your schedule for waitlists and any other classes that you want to drop or add. It is<br />

YOUR responsibility to make schedule changes in a timely manner.<br />

• <strong>The</strong> payment deadline for classes is Monday, JANUARY 14TH AT 5:00 P.M.<br />

You are responsible for paying any amounts not covered by pending financial assistance before the<br />

deadline. Payments can be made online or by visiting the Cashier’s Office in Building 53, Hicks Hall.<br />

To check your schedule, add or drop a class, or make payments,<br />

login to your myWings account via mywings.unf.edu<br />

For questions or help, contact One Stop Student Services at<br />

(904) 620-5555 or www.unf.edu/onestop/contact<br />

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<strong>Spinnaker</strong> // unf<strong>Spinnaker</strong>.com news<br />

Wednesday, January 9, 2013<br />

UNF student killed in New Year’s Day crash<br />

By Lydia moneir<br />

DAiLy NEWS EDiTOR<br />

On New Year’s Day, Florida Highway<br />

Patrol responded to a car crash that left<br />

UNF Student <strong>Dara</strong> <strong>Kusiv</strong> dead and three of<br />

her friends injured.<br />

At approximately 12:50 a.m., the silver<br />

Dodge truck veered off Beach Boulevard<br />

and onto the shoulder as it approached the<br />

Kernan Boulevard intersection. <strong>The</strong> truck<br />

then hit a large overhead sign post.<br />

<strong>Dara</strong> <strong>Kusiv</strong>, 20, was pronounced dead at<br />

the scene. Sean Franke, Samantha Kasten<br />

and <strong>Kusiv</strong>’s boyfriend, Jacob Materia, were<br />

all taken to Shands Jacksonville Medical<br />

Center with serious injuries.<br />

According to the FHP report, none of the<br />

four students had been wearing seatbelts.<br />

Driver Sean Franke, 20, is no longer<br />

listed at Shands. Materia, 19, was released<br />

from the hospital. Samantha Kasten, 19, remains<br />

in critical condition.<br />

Both <strong>Kusiv</strong> and Kasten were members<br />

of the Zeta Tau Alpha sorority, while both<br />

Franke and Materia were members of the<br />

Pi Kappa Phi fraternity.<br />

It is unclear at this time whether alcohol<br />

was involved.<br />

Assistant Director of Fraternity and<br />

Sorority life Laura Worrell said the university<br />

has responded by offering free counselling<br />

to all UNF students, and is also working<br />

with ZTA to host a candlelight vigil for<br />

<strong>Dara</strong> <strong>Kusiv</strong> at 7 p.m. Jan. 12.<br />

“We recognize that our students needed<br />

an opportunity to grieve for <strong>Dara</strong>,”<br />

said Worrell. “We are very concerned<br />

for the students and their families who<br />

also suffered.”<br />

Madison Proctor, president of Zeta Tau<br />

Alpha at UNF, said she did not feel comfortable<br />

answering questions as she was not<br />

ready to talk about what happened.<br />

PKP released a statement yesterday stating<br />

that the fraternity will continue to<br />

monitor the situation and cooperate with<br />

the appropriate authorities throughout the<br />

investigation.<br />

FHP reports that charges are pending<br />

further investigation.<br />

Email Lydia Moneir at<br />

news@unfspinnaker.com.<br />

PhoToS By RaNDy RaTaJ<br />

<strong>Dara</strong> <strong>Kusiv</strong>’s sorority, ZTA, passed out black ribbons in the Student Union plaza for students to wear as symbols of remembrance. <strong>The</strong>re will be a candlelight vigil at 7 p.m. Jan. 12.<br />

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NEWS 10 Wednesday, January 9, 2013<br />

Higher Education Costs<br />

By catherine ByerLy<br />

ENTERPRiSE EDiTOR<br />

Tuition could be going up for some students<br />

but not others if the findings from<br />

the Blue Ribbon Task Force on Higher<br />

Education are enacted.<br />

Commissioned by Gov. Rick Scott, the<br />

task force was created to come up with<br />

strategies for improving the state’s public<br />

university system. A 38-page report<br />

released last month recommended performance<br />

based funding, tuition variances<br />

and expanding the role of the Board of<br />

Governors to address the rising cost of<br />

Florida tuition.<br />

Task force member and UNF President<br />

John Delaney said the money has to come<br />

from somewhere.<br />

Delaney said when he became the president<br />

of the university the state subsidized<br />

around 70 percent of the cost of higher<br />

education, and students picked up the remaining<br />

30 percent. <strong>The</strong> split now is closer<br />

to 50/50.<br />

Students have not been quiet in the process,<br />

though. In an effort to keep the divide<br />

from widening further, the Florida Student<br />

Association has organized the Aim Higher<br />

Program. <strong>The</strong> program organizes rallies<br />

and letter writing campaigns to encourage<br />

the state legislators to increase funding for<br />

higher education.<br />

Formerly, if a full-time course load had<br />

cost a university $100, the state legislature<br />

was responsible for $70, and the student<br />

paid the remaining $30 as tuition fees.<br />

Now, a student’s contribution is equal to<br />

the amount coming from the state, increasing<br />

the burden on the student.<br />

Florida spends 30-40 percent less on each<br />

student on average, when compared to other<br />

states, Delaney said.<br />

“If tuition isn’t going to go up then<br />

state support is going to have to go up,”<br />

Delaney said.<br />

By Gordon rhyne<br />

DAiLy NEWS EDiTOR<br />

<strong>The</strong> UNF President’s Office allowed upwards<br />

of 200 exemptions for the freshman<br />

housing mandate in Fall 2012, the first semester<br />

of its implementation.<br />

President John Delaney said the majority<br />

of exemptions fall into certain categories<br />

such as health concerns, extreme<br />

family need, allergy issues and religious<br />

persuasion.<br />

Delaney said all issues were verified by<br />

the President’s Office.<br />

One initiative of the task force is to<br />

freeze tuition for in demand science, technology,<br />

engineering and math majors,<br />

essentially altering the price of obtaining<br />

select degrees. Currently the legal<br />

limit for increasing tuition is 15 percent,<br />

but if tuition for certain majors is frozen,<br />

other majors could quickly become<br />

more expensive.<br />

According to a poll released by<br />

Quinnipiac University, approximately<br />

three-quarters of Florida voters are<br />

against the task force’s recommendations.<br />

Sixty-six percent of voters oppose charging<br />

different tuition prices for different<br />

majors and 73 percent of voters oppose<br />

allowing certain high-profile colleges to<br />

charge more in tuition than other state<br />

universities.<br />

Delaney said the state is hurt in the long<br />

run if higher education isn’t invested in.<br />

Those sentiments were echoed by<br />

Student Body President Carlo Fassi, who<br />

said education is an investment for the<br />

state and not simply an expenditure.<br />

Fassi said UNF’s Student Government<br />

would be keeping an eye on how these initiatives<br />

would be put into action to ensure<br />

they are fair to students.<br />

“We need to make sure that all our students,<br />

whatever degree they choose to<br />

pursue, are being fairly subsidized by the<br />

state,” Fassi said.<br />

Email Catherine Byerly at<br />

enterprise@unfspinnaker.com.<br />

UNF exempts some students<br />

from freshman housing mandate<br />

Dei Allard, UNF’s associate director<br />

of Housing and Residence Life, said they<br />

have not had any problems implementing<br />

the freshman housing mandate, since<br />

all exemptions are handled through the<br />

President’s Office.<br />

Delaney said all requests are handled on<br />

a case-by-case basis. He said he is happy<br />

with the implementation of the freshman<br />

housing mandate in its first semester.<br />

Email Gordon Rhyne at<br />

news@unfspinnaker.com.<br />

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Buckle up or get a ticket<br />

By Lydia moneir<br />

DAiLy NEWS EDiTOR<br />

Many have speculated that police departments<br />

tend to issue the most tickets at<br />

the end of the month simply to meet quotas.<br />

UNF Student Robert Picard conducted<br />

a study to find out if this was happening<br />

on campus.<br />

To the surprise and disappointment of<br />

conspiracy theorists everywhere, Picard, a<br />

computer science and history major, found<br />

there was no definite relation between<br />

tickets issued and days of the month.<br />

Although Picard’s study found no definite<br />

trend, the <strong>Spinnaker</strong> took a look into<br />

UPD’s traffic ticket reports and found that<br />

drivers may want to be more wary around<br />

campus during certain months of the year.<br />

If you drove through campus this past<br />

September, you may have noticed an abundance<br />

of encouragement to buckle up in<br />

the form of signs and a wrecked car at<br />

the intersection of UNF Drive and North-<br />

South Road.<br />

As an added attempt to encourage seat<br />

belt use during the initiative, UPD issued<br />

a lot more tickets - almost six times what<br />

they issued in March of the same year.<br />

This is because, as part of the state-wide<br />

Buckle Up program, UPD issued tickets instead<br />

of just warnings.<br />

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2<br />

5<br />

5<br />

UPD Sergeant Dwayne Howard said<br />

UPD has to report how many seat belt citations<br />

were written to their national office<br />

as part of the program.<br />

“That’s why most of the time, you get<br />

those high numbers -- because it’s during<br />

those initiatives, said Howard.<br />

“During those times, we don’t write<br />

warnings for not wearing a seatbelt -- we<br />

will usually cite the driver,” said Howard.<br />

Students may want to be aware of<br />

this, as a ticket for not wearing a seatbelt<br />

costs $114.<br />

However, UPD does not benefit financially<br />

from writing these tickets. <strong>The</strong> money<br />

they collect goes to Duval County.<br />

Howard said the Buckle Up program<br />

began before it was illegal to not wear<br />

a seatbelt, and UPD has been told it is<br />

the most significant factor in reducing<br />

highway fatalities.<br />

“We especially try to encourage safety<br />

belt usage because there is a lot of pedestrian<br />

traffic on campus,” said Howard.<br />

Sgt. Howard said most people who get<br />

tickets are not actually students, but people<br />

passing through UNF.<br />

Email Lydia Moneir at<br />

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By mason mcGouGh and trevor Johnson<br />

OSPREy RADiO MUSiC DiRECTOR AND CONTRiBUTiNG WRiTER<br />

Perhaps it was 2012’s looming sense of<br />

doom that spurred one of the best years<br />

we’ve had for forward-thinking music in<br />

quite some time. As a whole, the musical<br />

frontlines of the human race’s supposed<br />

last year on Earth were both fruitful and<br />

high-minded. Partially riding on the coattails<br />

of the “80’s revival,” the music world<br />

has written a new chapter in its periodic<br />

“looking back.”<br />

This year has certainly been the year of<br />

hindsight. Twin Shadow’s Confess, Ariel<br />

Pink’s Haunted, Graffiti’s Mature <strong>The</strong>mes,<br />

Tame Impala’s Lonerism, <strong>The</strong> Tallest Man<br />

on Earth’s <strong>The</strong>re’s No Leaving Now and<br />

Lambchop’s Mr. M are all success stories<br />

of the recycling of reliable themes, though<br />

each with their own commentative angle.<br />

We present to you Osprey Radio’s Top<br />

Albums of 2012!<br />

(10) JAPANDrOiDS –<br />

CELEBrATiON rOCk<br />

<strong>The</strong> music of 2012 falls into one of two<br />

camps: the side that demands cerebral gratification<br />

above all else (and often with stalwart<br />

adherence to this need) and the side<br />

that demands you just shut up and dance.<br />

Celebration Rock straddles this boundary<br />

as if there was none at all. Like Discovery<br />

and I Get Wet before it, Celebration Rock<br />

sets guiltless enjoyment as its prime objective,<br />

and makes a powerful case for it in doing<br />

so.<br />

(9) DirTY PrOJECTOrS – SwiNg<br />

LO MAgELLAN<br />

<strong>The</strong> music of Dirty Projectors has always<br />

retained a tangible emotional appeal, even<br />

outside of songwriter David Longstreth’s<br />

eccentricities. Swing Lo Magellan sees the<br />

group pulling back the veil on Longstreth’s<br />

(possibly unconscious) proclivity for<br />

cryptic imagery and esoteric themes, revealing<br />

some of the band’s most relatable<br />

songwriting to date. “Dance For You” is<br />

a solipsistic pursuit of meaning, “Just<br />

From Chevron” a parable about the oil<br />

industry’s callous destructiveness, “About<br />

to Die” about the search for fulfillment in<br />

the face of a ticking biological clock. Dave<br />

Longstreth has always been a man of many<br />

ideas. On Swing Lo Magellan, he’s finally<br />

found a way to share them.<br />

(8) MEDiAFirED – THE PATHwAY<br />

THrOUgH wHATEvEr<br />

Advertisement has become its own culture<br />

of sorts. It has pervaded our cultural<br />

consciousness with mascots and slogans,<br />

to the point where the average person can’t<br />

name three out of the thousands of Hindu<br />

gods, but can still remember every line<br />

of obscure 90’s commercials. Mediafired,<br />

named after the “music distribution service,”<br />

reflects just one of many methods<br />

of cultural dissemination/saturation. A<br />

cracked kaleidoscope of everything from<br />

Pepsi commercials to Kate Bush to Queen,<br />

<strong>The</strong> Pathway Through Whatever is jarring<br />

in its ability to encompass a little of everything<br />

into its heady chamber. This album<br />

is available for free on Bandcamp.<br />

(7) ANDY STOTT – LUxUrY<br />

PrOBLEMS<br />

Andy Stott has been in the back of everyone’s<br />

minds for a while, but Luxury<br />

Problems establishes the man as one of<br />

the technical masters of this generation.<br />

Whether it’s the incorporation of vocals<br />

into his low-end stitch-house or the simultaneous<br />

parsing down and blowing up of<br />

his sound, Luxury Problems delivers on<br />

all of the promise his 2011 EPs showed us.<br />

It might not be about anything in particular,<br />

but you won’t find a more well-executed<br />

and exciting “headphones album” in<br />

all of 2012.<br />

(6) LiArS – wixiw<br />

Perhaps the most alluring aspect of<br />

WIXIW, Liars’ sixth album, is its plastic<br />

precision. <strong>The</strong> album is as immaculate as<br />

a surgeon’s table, and the moments that<br />

cut do so like a scalpel. And yet despite its<br />

tightly-wound frame, it always seems on<br />

the verge of chaos. <strong>The</strong> whispers of singer<br />

Angus Andrew are the only human presence<br />

on the record, but even they retain a<br />

noticeably unsettling level of imbalance.<br />

Existing on the fringes of sanity, Andrew<br />

mumbles “teach me how to be a person”<br />

with the detachment of a person who truly<br />

doesn’t know how.<br />

(5) TiM HECkEr & DANiEL<br />

LOPATiN – iNSTrUMENTAL<br />

TOUriST<br />

It’s fitting that the most sensible collaboration<br />

of 2012 is also the year’s most potent.<br />

Hecker and Lopatin have dealt equally<br />

with the alien intangibility of the past.<br />

History is written in stone and we can only<br />

experience it through its aftershock. To be<br />

an “instrumental tourist,” a stranger who<br />

is wholly essential to the work, one must<br />

pursue transcendence from physical limitation.<br />

Recovered media is the artifact of<br />

an instrumental tourist, one who has long<br />

since been gone, but whose footprint continues<br />

to influence the “tourists” of today.<br />

Every sound on Instrumental Tourist fades<br />

in and quickly decays like an apparition,<br />

aware of its expiration date, yet intent on<br />

leaving a mark before it goes.<br />

(4) grizzLY BEAr – SHiELDS<br />

Noticeably more conservative than<br />

Veckatimest and less attentive to detail<br />

than Yellow House, Shields is the sound<br />

of Grizzly Bear falling into false contentment.<br />

<strong>The</strong> album begins with a wistful allusion<br />

to the Ute Mountains in Colorado,<br />

where the singer Ed Droste is delivered a<br />

“vision dark and cloaked.” <strong>The</strong> members<br />

of Grizzly Bear are torn between duty<br />

and desire, with the former often winning<br />

out. One of the most memorable moments<br />

of the album is perhaps “Adelma,” an instrumental<br />

track that bridges “Speak in<br />

Rounds” to “Yet Again.” In its delicacy<br />

lies simple resignation, a serenity derived<br />

from purpose and ultimately circumscribed<br />

by it.<br />

(3) BEACH HOUSE – BLOOM<br />

When this album was first released,<br />

we at Osprey Radio misunderstood it. We<br />

saw it as an exceptionally well-produced,<br />

cool-headed reiteration of Beach House’s<br />

identity and little more. Stepping back, it<br />

becomes clear that there is more emotional<br />

depth to Victoria Legrand’s storytelling<br />

than just two-note guitar arpeggios. <strong>The</strong><br />

imagery is delivered in disjointed strokes<br />

like an impressionistic painting, or like<br />

memories. Every emotional revelation is<br />

paired with an equally enrapturing crescendo.<br />

<strong>The</strong> band’s signature clash of cinematic<br />

synths and guitar with inanimate<br />

percussion feels so familiar merely because<br />

it is so perfect.<br />

expressions 13<br />

Wednesday, January 9, 2013<br />

Osprey radio’s top 10 albums of 2012<br />

(2) SwANS – THE SEEr<br />

Understanding <strong>The</strong> Seer can take quite a<br />

bit of investment. On two disks and nearly<br />

two hours long, it’s not entirely practical<br />

to listen to in one sitting. However, take<br />

one glance and you’ll see why every pulsating<br />

beat is well-spent. Every second treads<br />

closer and closer to the brink as Swans<br />

churn a maelstrom of a musical force beneath<br />

their arms. It’s enthralling like a<br />

free-fall to the death, frightening like a<br />

toxin hallucination, and invigorating like<br />

a shot of adrenaline. One of the most infectious<br />

aspects of <strong>The</strong> Seer is how every line<br />

seems to have an ominous implication in<br />

the real world. <strong>The</strong> triumphant return of<br />

Swans is a monster of an album.<br />

(1) DEATH griPS – THE MONEY<br />

STOrE<br />

<strong>The</strong> Money Store sounds like a lot of<br />

things. It sounds like a Y2K conspiracy<br />

made tangible through concrete and razor<br />

wire. It sounds like a tape loop of Rodney<br />

King slamming in a circle pit. It sounds<br />

like the future of hip-hop or a desolate<br />

wasteland of catharsis; it sounds like an<br />

intelligent music listener’s worst nightmare.<br />

But beyond that fight-or-flight instinct<br />

that bleeds through every corner of<br />

the album, <strong>The</strong> Money Store is a pounding,<br />

pulsing, thought-provoking album about<br />

paranoia, technology, racial tensions and<br />

violence. It’s a transgressive masterpiece<br />

and the catchiest thing dropped in the past<br />

12 months. <strong>The</strong>re’s no arguing against it:<br />

Love it or hate it, Death Grips wouldn’t<br />

have it any other way.<br />

See more at unfspinnaker.com<br />

Email Mason Mcgough<br />

at music@ospreyradio.com


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EXPRESSIONS<br />

Wednesday, January 9, 2013<br />

By darGan thompson<br />

FEATURES EDiTOR<br />

A classic novel made award-winning<br />

musical, Les Misérables has it all: a powerful<br />

story, interesting historical context<br />

and fantastic music. <strong>The</strong> musical, written<br />

by Alain Boublil and composed by Claude-<br />

Michel Schönberg (with English-language<br />

lyrics by Herbert Kretzmer), has been on<br />

stage for over 25 years. <strong>The</strong> overdue big<br />

screen adaptation allows this masterpiece<br />

to be enjoyed by a wider audience than<br />

those who can afford to enjoy it from plush<br />

theater seats.<br />

With the prestige it achieved as a musical,<br />

this year’s movie adaptation of Les<br />

Misérables had a lot riding on it. Bringing a<br />

musical to the big screen has the potential<br />

to expand and deepen the story, like 2002’s<br />

Chicago, or cheapen it, like 2008’s Mamma<br />

Mia!<br />

Overall, director Tom Hooper handles<br />

the adaptation well. His decision to film the<br />

singing live instead of recording the songs<br />

beforehand makes the soundtrack fresh<br />

and allows the actors to play their parts in<br />

a more realistic way. <strong>The</strong> crew also did a<br />

fantastic job with the audio mixing, allowing<br />

individual voices to come through even<br />

during the group numbers.<br />

Adapted from a 1,500 page novel, the plot<br />

of Les Misérables is anything but simple.<br />

In short, it is the story of the convict Jean<br />

Valjean, who breaks his parole and creates<br />

a new life for himself. He adopts Cosette,<br />

the orphaned daughter of Fantine, a desperate<br />

factory worker who dies after being<br />

driven to prostitution. Throughout the<br />

movie, Jean Valjean is relentlessly pursued<br />

by the policeman Javert.<br />

<strong>The</strong> story takes place in the period from<br />

1815-1832, during the latter part of the<br />

French Revolution. Toward the end of the<br />

movie, the characters are swept up in an<br />

unsuccessful and bloody uprising in Paris.<br />

Those drawn to the movie by the prospect<br />

of seeing Hugh Jackman and Russell<br />

Crowe sing may come away disappointed.<br />

Jackman, as Jean Valjean, and Crowe, as<br />

Javert, play their parts admirably, but both<br />

were obviously chosen for their big names<br />

and acting skills and not their singing,<br />

which was bearable but rather nasally.<br />

However, the rest of the cast shines both<br />

in acting and singing. Even during her few<br />

minutes on screen, Anne Hathaway steals<br />

the show as Fantine. You can’t help but get<br />

goosebumps during her rendition of “I<br />

Dreamed a Dream,” which is raw, powerful<br />

and tear-jerking.<br />

Child actors Daniel Huttlestone and<br />

Isabelle Allen steal hearts as street urchin<br />

Gavroche and young Cosette, respectfully.<br />

Sacha Baron Cohen and Helena Bonham<br />

Carter bring a lighter side to the heavy<br />

story, playing a sleazy innkeeper and the<br />

innkeeper’s wife.<br />

<strong>The</strong> entirety of the dialogue is sung,<br />

which allows for smooth transitions between<br />

scenes, but may come as a surprise<br />

to the average movie goer. <strong>The</strong> fast pace of<br />

the first half may confuse those who are<br />

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CoURTESTy oF RED CaRPET CRaSh<br />

CAPriCOrN (DECEMBER 22 - JANUARy 19)<br />

As your birthday nears, keep that chin up in preparation for a few rough days<br />

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AqUAriUS (JANUARy 20 - FEBRUARy 18)<br />

you have a much to offer, and you should not be afraid to share. This is not the<br />

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PiSCES (FEBRUARy 19 - MARCH 20)<br />

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AriES (MARCH 21 - APRiL 19)<br />

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TAUrUS (APRiL 20 - MAy 20)<br />

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unfamiliar with the story, while the last<br />

thirty minutes drags out the conclusion of<br />

the story.<br />

Much of the film focused on close-ups of<br />

the actors, which made it feel intimate, but<br />

got a little old after almost three hours of<br />

seeing every wrinkle in Hugh Jackman’s<br />

face, and at times felt like an invasion of<br />

personal space.<br />

Perhaps if he had zoomed out more often,<br />

Hooper could have done more with the<br />

setting to place the audience in 19th century<br />

Paris. With the attention to detail in<br />

costumes and makeup, the audience sees<br />

the grime of poverty, but we see only a<br />

few shots of the streets, and only a quick<br />

glimpse of Notre Dame in the background<br />

during Crowe’s main number.<br />

However, in all, Hooper succeeds in doing<br />

justice to the musical while sticking in<br />

more details from the book. <strong>The</strong> cast gives<br />

a stirring performance which is well worth<br />

watching. You will cry with Fantine, your<br />

heart will be stirred by the revolutionaries,<br />

and you will leave singing.<br />

Email Dargan Thompson at<br />

features@unfspinnaker.com<br />

CANCEr (JUNE 21 - JULy 22)<br />

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LEO (JULy 23 - AUGUST 22)<br />

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you feel overly emotional about silly things. your emotions are twisting you<br />

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Keep a keen eye on your judgement of yourself, your friends and others.<br />

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New friends are around the corner for you; keep your eyes and your heart open.<br />

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A duality exists in you that may drive you to unproductive things, like not<br />

studying. Pick up that book before it springs ahead of you.


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Week:<br />

1/11<br />

<strong>The</strong> Christian music Winter Jam tour will be<br />

stopping in at the veterans Memorial Arena.<br />

Doors open at 6 p.m. and the show starts<br />

at 7 p.m. it is $10 at the door, but no tickets<br />

are issued, so get there early to make sure<br />

you get in. Artists include TobyMac, Matthew<br />

West, Jamie Grace and Jason Castro.<br />

1/12<br />

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EXPRESSIONS<br />

Wednesday, January 9, 2013<br />

What are you most<br />

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and become more involved<br />

on campus.”<br />

Valentina Railie, sophomore, business management<br />

“Teaching English in<br />

Vietnam and applying to<br />

Law school.”<br />

Samuel Alexander, senior, philosophy<br />

“Finding the perfect major<br />

in the education field.”<br />

Staci Raudt, sophomore, education<br />

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– a fresh start, really.”<br />

Chase Spanos, senior, English and history<br />

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Men’s basketball break summary<br />

By travis GiBson<br />

SPORTS EDiTOR<br />

While most UNF students were enjoying<br />

their holiday break, the UNF men’s<br />

basketball team was traveling around the<br />

country playing a series of tough games.<br />

UNF has now moved into the season-within-the-season<br />

as they start Atlantic-Sun<br />

Conference play. Over the past month, a<br />

few themes have emerged that will determine<br />

the success of UNF against A-sun<br />

competition.<br />

Free throw shooting<br />

This season the team is making the<br />

freebies. UNF is shooting a combined 69<br />

percent from the free-throw line, which<br />

is nine percentage points higher than<br />

last season. Four out of the five starters<br />

are shooting over 70 percent, with Parker<br />

Smith leading the team at 88 percent.<br />

Starting lineup shuffle<br />

<strong>The</strong> current starting lineup is not the<br />

starting five that head coach Matthew<br />

Driscoll envisioned when he started the<br />

season. This season was supposed to be<br />

the year of the seniors, with all five projected<br />

starters in their final year of eligibility,<br />

but things have changed. Senior Jerron<br />

Granberry took a leave of absence from the<br />

team after the death of his father, and it’s<br />

doubtful that he will return. True freshman<br />

Beau Beech has stepped in to take<br />

Granberry’s place and has played well, averaging<br />

14.8 points and 4.7 rebounds over the<br />

last four games. Senior Andy Diaz missed<br />

five games with a knee injury. His replacement,<br />

junior Travis Wallace, played so well<br />

during Diaz’s absence that Driscoll chose to<br />

keep him in the starting lineup even after<br />

Diaz returned to 100 percent health. Wallace<br />

has been the most consistent player for<br />

UNF over the last seven games averaging 20<br />

points and 6.7 rebounds during that stretch.<br />

Lack of Bench Scoring<br />

Diaz is settling into his new role as a<br />

bench player, scoring double digits in three<br />

out of the last four games, but the rest<br />

of the second unit has been lackluster at<br />

best. Junior Charles McRoy, who started<br />

19 games as a sophomore last season, has<br />

been spotty from behind the three-point<br />

line, shooting 29 percent for the season.<br />

<strong>The</strong> drop-off at the point-guard position is<br />

perhaps the most significant. Will Wilson<br />

is having a career year as the starter, averaging<br />

6.5 assists per game, but his backup,<br />

true freshman Ray Rodriguez, has<br />

struggled to produce at the college level.<br />

Rodriguez is averaging 0.6 points and 0.8<br />

assists over the last five games.<br />

Emergence of Beech<br />

UNF has started to develop balanced<br />

inside-outside scoring with the inside<br />

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As the team’s point guard, Will Wilson hits the lane, looking for players to dish the ball out to.<br />

scoring of Wallace and the long range<br />

ability of Parker Smith, but freshman<br />

Beau Beech has started to become a viable<br />

third scoring option. Beech is shooting 40<br />

percent from the three-point line and his<br />

6-foot-8 frame has helped amass 22 steals<br />

for the season, which is second on the<br />

team. <strong>The</strong> team and coach Driscoll trust in<br />

Beech enough to the point of electing him<br />

to attempt the last shot in a close loss to<br />

FGCU, Jan. 7.<br />

UNF has suffered two early conference<br />

losses, both due to cold shooting and poor<br />

defense. If the team can plug up the holes<br />

in their play, they can easily finish in the<br />

top three in the A-sun, but it won’t be easy.<br />

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Travis Wallace has proved to be one of UNF’s<br />

most consistent scorers so far this season.<br />

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As the name suggests, Parker Smith aka PS3’s<br />

job is to get open and shoot three pointers.<br />

12/8/12<br />

L 47-89<br />

Winter Break Matchups<br />

At Pittsburgh<br />

12/17/12<br />

L 55-83<br />

At Colorado State<br />

12/19/12<br />

L 64-74<br />

At Portland<br />

12/22/12<br />

W 80-70<br />

vs. CSU Bakersfield (Las Vegas, Nev.)<br />

12/23/12<br />

W 74-46<br />

vs. Georgia Southern (Las Vegas, Nev.)<br />

12/31/12<br />

W 84-70<br />

Lipscomb (A-Sun)<br />

1/2/13<br />

L 52-65<br />

Northern Kentucky (A-Sun)<br />

1/5/13<br />

W 90-74<br />

At Stetson (A-Sun)


SPORTS 22 Wednesday, January 9, 2013<br />

PS3 goes off in Deland<br />

Parker Smith puts up a stellar shooting performance against Stetson, allowing UNF to come away with the win<br />

Coming into the season, I was excited to<br />

watch one of the best three-point shooters<br />

in the country, UNF senior guard Parker<br />

Smith. <strong>The</strong> Bleacher Report, a sports website,<br />

rated him as one of the best 15 shooters<br />

in college basketball, and they were right.<br />

As of Jan. 7, Smith was ranked 15th in the<br />

nation in shooting percentage (46.7 percent)<br />

but ranked second in the same category of<br />

anyone who has more than 100 attempts.<br />

Smith was also tied for third for most threepoint<br />

field goals per game, with 3.94.<br />

I’ve had a chance to watch Smith play<br />

in a few home games, but the true mark<br />

of a great player, and a great team, is their<br />

ability to play well away from the comforts<br />

of home.<br />

<strong>The</strong> perfect opportunity to watch a road<br />

game came when UNF traveled to Deland<br />

to play the Stetson Hatters Jan. 5. (Side<br />

note: No team should be named after an article<br />

of clothing. I’m really glad we’re not<br />

the North Florida Sweatpants.)<br />

Deland is a quaint little town with some<br />

pleasing aesthetic qualities, including the<br />

university, which was established in 1887.<br />

Scores by Period 1 2 Total<br />

FGCU (11-5-0) 20 33 53<br />

UNF (6-9-0) 18 24 42<br />

Free Throws<br />

FGCU 15-18 (83.3%)<br />

UNF 8-10 (80%)<br />

Field Goals<br />

FGCU 16-53 (30.2%)<br />

UNF 16-41 (39%)<br />

Travis<br />

Gibson<br />

/// Sports Editor<br />

<strong>The</strong> fans of the Hatters, most of whom look<br />

like they attended classes during Stetson’s<br />

inaugural year, are passionate about their<br />

basketball.<br />

<strong>The</strong> Edmunds Center is a compact venue<br />

but has a unique feel. <strong>The</strong> seating where<br />

fans look-on, elevates at a steep angle and<br />

is kept dark. <strong>The</strong> court, however, is brightly<br />

lit. <strong>The</strong> contrast gives the place the feel<br />

of a boxing match.<br />

<strong>The</strong> main card for the Stetson - UNF<br />

match didn’t have any fights, but it did feature<br />

a super-ultra featherweight in Parker<br />

Smith. PS3, as the kids call him, is built<br />

more like a Kenyan long distance runner<br />

than a boxer. He stands 6-foot-3 inches tall<br />

and weighs in at 155 pounds.<br />

After a disappointing showing at home<br />

against Northern Kentucky, Smith was in<br />

need of a rebuttal. He was 2-10 from distance<br />

WOMEN’S BASKETBALL<br />

53 42<br />

vs.<br />

Scores by Period 1 2 Total<br />

STET (7-9-0) 33 38 71<br />

UNF (4-10-0) 23 34 57<br />

Free Throws<br />

STET 5-8 (62.5%)<br />

UNF 14-17 (82.4%)<br />

Field Goals<br />

STET 28-60 (46.7%)<br />

UNF 18-51 (35.3%)<br />

Jan. 7, 2013<br />

FGCU<br />

## Top Scorers Points Stl A<br />

05 Hansen, S 19 1 0<br />

24 Kennedy, B 14 3 5<br />

21 Gluesing, J 11 1 0<br />

UNF<br />

## Top Scorers Points Stl A<br />

34 Lamar, R 11 0 1<br />

35 Kerr, J 8 0 1<br />

05 Destinee, S 8 0 1<br />

71 57<br />

vs.<br />

Jan. 5, 2013<br />

STET<br />

## Top Scorers Points Stl A<br />

23 Sanders, S 19 3 4<br />

22 Sharp, J 11 2 4<br />

24 Sims, S 11 2 1<br />

UNF<br />

## Top Scorers Points Stl A<br />

23 Wilson, S 9 0 0<br />

35 Kerr, J 8 1 1<br />

02 Conner, K 8 0 0<br />

against NKU, resulting in a loss against a<br />

team that UNF should have beaten.<br />

Before the game, head coach Matthew<br />

Driscoll asked Smith if he wanted to run<br />

a play for him to start the game, but Smith<br />

declined. I guess he knew he would have<br />

his fair share of chances.<br />

Smith came out with a vengeance. He<br />

attempted eight three-pointers in the first<br />

half, and made seven. <strong>The</strong> only shot he<br />

missed was a shot attempt blocked by a<br />

Stetson player. By the middle of the first<br />

half, Smith was so hot Stetson fans were<br />

yelling, “No!” the second he was catching<br />

the ball in anticipation of the three points<br />

that were sure to follow. Smith used his<br />

slender frame to slip screens and get open<br />

looks, to the tune of 23 first half points.<br />

<strong>The</strong> Hatters had no answer for Smith<br />

in the second half either. He dropped two<br />

more trey’s and finished the game with 33<br />

points on 9-10 shooting from 3-point range.<br />

<strong>The</strong>re was nothing the Stetson players<br />

could do to stop him — short of sabotage.<br />

Smith was having the type of game that<br />

most players only dream about, but the<br />

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crazy thing is that it was only his second<br />

best shooting performance of his career.<br />

Smith drained 11 three-pointers and scored<br />

46 points last season against Mercer for a<br />

career high.<br />

When the game concluded with a 90-74<br />

UNF victory, the entire Stetson women’s<br />

basketball team — who witnessed the<br />

Smith Show — rushed over to the scorers<br />

table to get a look at the stat sheet. <strong>The</strong>y<br />

shook their heads and marveled at the statistical<br />

evidence of a truly great shooter.<br />

While many onlookers were shocked at<br />

what they had just seen, Driscoll wasn’t<br />

surprised. He said that after his cold shooting<br />

against NKU, Smith was back in the<br />

gym working on his jumper at 7:45 a.m. the<br />

next morning. My guess is that after his<br />

performance against Stetson, Smith might<br />

have hit the snooze button a few times the<br />

next morning.<br />

75 73<br />

vs.<br />

Scores by Period 1 2 Total<br />

FGCU (11-6-0) 40 35 75<br />

UNF (7-10-0) 29 44 73<br />

Free Throws<br />

FGCU 11-24 (45.8%)<br />

UNF 13-15 (86.7%)<br />

Field Goals<br />

FGCU 29-64 (45.3%)<br />

UNF 25-58 (43.1%)<br />

Scores by Period 1 2 Total<br />

UNF (7-9-0) 47 43 90<br />

STET (4-10-0) 31 43 74<br />

Free Throws<br />

UNF 7-9 (77.8%)<br />

STET 9-10 (90%)<br />

Field Goals<br />

UNF 35-56 (62.5%)<br />

STET 28-56 (50%)<br />

Jan. 7, 2013<br />

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FGCU<br />

## Top Scorers Points Stl A<br />

25 Brown, S 19 2 0<br />

20 Fieler, C 17 0 1<br />

05 Varidel, C 16 1 0<br />

UNF<br />

## Top Scorers Points Stl A<br />

03 Smith, P 20 2 0<br />

02 Beech, B 14 0 0<br />

01 Wallace, T 12 0 0<br />

90 74<br />

vs.<br />

Jan. 5, 2013<br />

UNF<br />

## Top Scorers Points Stl A<br />

03 Smith, P 33 1 5<br />

01 Wallace, T 23 1 2<br />

02 Beech, B 11 4 2<br />

STET<br />

## Top Scorers Points Stl A<br />

41 Pegg, A 19 0 1<br />

23 Perez, C 17 1 3<br />

03 Green, W 16 1 0


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Zach morgan<br />

Contributing Reporter<br />

Question 1: Who is your almost-mid-season nBa mvp?<br />

I have always been a fan of the MVP going<br />

to the best player on the best team, and<br />

the LA Clippers’ best player is Chris Paul.<br />

CP3 does so much for his team, some of<br />

which includes his leadership abilities that<br />

will never show up on a stat sheet. Paul<br />

has a narrow lead in my mind thus far, but<br />

check back in a few months, it could easily<br />

be Lebron or Durant at that time.<br />

My almost-mid-season MVP has to be either<br />

Lebron James, who is the best player<br />

in the world right now, or Chris Paul, who<br />

is the best player on the league’s best<br />

team at the midway point of the season.<br />

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Lebron. Without him the Heat are in 5th<br />

or 6th place in the East. He’s been on a<br />

scoring run that our generation has never<br />

seen before.<br />

Question 2: Which team is most likely to pull off an upset in this weekend’s nFL playoff games?<br />

I like Seattle. <strong>The</strong>y have a defense that<br />

can neutralize Matt Ryan and the high<br />

powered offense of the Falcons. Seattle<br />

has also showed they can drop 50 points<br />

on teams. Atlanta has been inconsistent<br />

during the second half of the season and<br />

are capable of laying an egg and keeping<br />

Ryan’s streak of playoff losses going.<br />

Question 3: could alabama beat an nFL team?<br />

My gut tells me that no NFL team would<br />

ever lose to a bunch of kids, but crazier<br />

things have happened. Watching Alabama<br />

dismantle a great Notre Dame defense in<br />

the BCS Championship game makes me<br />

think that the Jaguars or Chiefs would not<br />

want to play Nick Saban’s squad.<br />

If you can still call it an upset, give me the<br />

Seahawks over the Falcons as my upset<br />

pick. <strong>The</strong> Hawks are the hottest team in<br />

the playoffs.<br />

No college football team could ever beat<br />

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is far too different from the college to<br />

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<strong>The</strong> Ravens. And the reason is simple, Ray<br />

Lewis. Because of his announcement, the<br />

team has something to play for — a reason<br />

other than a championship.<br />

Sure seems like it. <strong>The</strong> offensive line might<br />

be the best in college football history.<br />

AGH! THE “FRESHMAN 15” IS<br />

COMING TO GET ME!<br />

SPORTS<br />

Wednesday, January 9, 2013<br />

carl rosen<br />

Sports Copy Editor<br />

I’m picking Kevin Durant, but not for any<br />

traditional reasons. Being that I am a long<br />

and lanky fellow, I must support other<br />

gangly persons as opposed to many of<br />

the other sausage-like armed players in<br />

the NBA. Despite King James’ dominance,<br />

I just can’t root for someone whose arms<br />

are bigger than my entire body.<br />

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It’s tough for me to label the Ravens as an<br />

underdog team, but they have the weakest<br />

record. Despite their underdog status,<br />

the Ravens are going to beat Shmeyton<br />

Shmanning and the Broncos. I would also<br />

like to see Ray Lewis murder someone else<br />

on or off the field before playoffs are over.<br />

He’s got to end his career with a bang.<br />

We live in Jacksonville. This question could<br />

be answered by just looking out our back<br />

window. Not only would ‘Bama win, but<br />

it would be a spectacle of abuse for the<br />

kittens known as the Jaguars. PETA would<br />

have to get involved.<br />

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