Maurizio ferrarotti torino è la mia città 2011
Maurizio ferrarotti torino è la mia città 2011
Maurizio ferrarotti torino è la mia città 2011
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APOCALYPSE SNOW<br />
Ain’t it a frame taken from New Year’s Day U2 video. This is Don Filippo Rinaldi garden,<br />
Southside Turin and The Neighborhood Junkies. Googlemap it ma frienda. Nothing on earth is as<br />
symmetrical as a snowf<strong>la</strong>ke, nothing but Poptones, yeah that P.I.L. song. P<strong>la</strong>y it over and over and<br />
over, you’ll see. Little F<strong>la</strong>ke Jewel.<br />
I’m not listening to U2 right away. I just never like them much. I do like only Zooropa, you know.<br />
Especially that song, Babyface. It got that special David Bowie-on-Eno loopy aural feeling, if you<br />
know what I mean. Always crashing in the same car with the cover girl blessed by natural grace.<br />
However, I’m listening to Joe’s Garage, Frank Zappa’s Apocalypse now, while walking alone in<br />
the snow like a nose-running, estranged Wil<strong>la</strong>rd looking for a Jack-Frosted Kurtz. Frank’s p<strong>la</strong>ying<br />
his best guitar solo ever, Watermelon in Easter Hay: deso<strong>la</strong>te, devastating beauty notes. This is<br />
rather Ice Station Zebra than Saigon. A spy satellite may fall down on my head and then uploading<br />
all its secrets to my brain. Then some retired asshole may report this to Russian or American or<br />
whatever operatives agents dressed like italian cops – they would tase and kill him cleanly<br />
afterwards – thus turning me into The Most Wanted Man in The Whole Wide World, fuckingly<br />
overnightly. It would be exciting. Zillion Dol<strong>la</strong>r Turinese Brain. Russian stunners blowing your<br />
penis and then trying to knock you down, I would be like: “Lemme untie your <strong>la</strong>ce... but keep that<br />
narcotic needle away from my back or I will destroy your face, my beautiful devotchka.” Anarchic<br />
hackers givin’ you protection and AR kung-fu lessons. Stumbling upon the woman of your life in a<br />
Hamburg bar. Lookin fine, so fine, dressed up like a lovely day. Watching impotently as passes<br />
away for a bullet. Oh no.<br />
White light, frozen meat. A thousand sonic b<strong>la</strong>nco melons are floating all over here. Zappa melons.<br />
It might be absolutely nothing behind that milky fog down there. It might be the edge of the<br />
universe. I won’t go there. I don’t wanna be the man overboard drowing in the sea of nothing. No<br />
bloody way.<br />
Here he is, finally. Jack Frost Kurtz. He is small, bald, chubby, got the bloody carrot nose.<br />
I ask him: “Hey Kurtzy, how ya doin?” In a slow, f<strong>la</strong>t voice he replies: “Oh the horror... the horror.<br />
The horror of having a snowy cock that’s gonna melt in the sun.” And the <strong>la</strong>st, f<strong>la</strong>nged chord of<br />
Frank Zappa’s guitar slowly fades out.<br />
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