Maurizio ferrarotti torino è la mia città 2011
Maurizio ferrarotti torino è la mia città 2011 Maurizio ferrarotti torino è la mia città 2011
MAURIZIO FERRAROTTI TORINO È LA MIA CITTÀ 2011-2012 Scopri Torino! Mexia
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- Page 4 and 5: Figura 1. Pink Ribbon. 4
- Page 6 and 7: Figura 2. Digos on my back. 6
- Page 8 and 9: Figura 3. Apocalypse Snow. 8
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- Page 20 and 21: GRAZIE CHE HO BEVUTO! Fin dall’an
- Page 22 and 23: TAMBOURINE Tamborine what are U Why
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MAURIZIO FERRAROTTI<br />
TORINO È LA MIA CITTÀ <strong>2011</strong>-2012<br />
Scopri Torino!<br />
Mexia
One sunny day in September 2008, this stunning naked brunette was smiling at Turinese passers-by<br />
from this mega-poster, asking us: “Discover Turin! What were you thinking of?” (Pun intended:<br />
scopri! is the imperative form of the italian verb scoprire, which means either to discover or to<br />
expose.) Basically it was an advertising campaing to bring the citizens closer to the commercial<br />
activities of their own districts through a free brochure, but a political-moral frenzy ensued – oddly<br />
enough, since the initiative sponsorship was given by the same Council of Turin whose logo is<br />
clearly visible on the poster – so that shortly afterwards the manifesto was removed in a big<br />
hypocritical hurry. A<strong>la</strong>s.<br />
The Stunning Naked Brunette is Eugenia (or Jevgenia) Nevonen from Estonia. I’m pretty sure that<br />
sickly moral crusade ruined her career as a model, while those fat ass bigots are always down there<br />
in the Municipality pa<strong>la</strong>ce making a lot of money to the detriment of our community. She was<br />
promptly interwieved by our most famous local paper, La Stampa, revealing herself as a smart,<br />
charming and witty girl. Hence I’m gonna dedicate my new blog or photo novel or call-it-whateveryou-want,<br />
entitled Scopri Torino! oh yessa, to Jevgenia The Stigmatized Beauty but also to Shaun<br />
Ryder, Sergio Simeoni, Iggy Pop, Ron Asheton, Sean Penn, Jonathan Lethem, Phil Lynott, Johnny<br />
Thunders, Philip K. Dick, Vin Diesel, Jayne County, James Williamson, Frank Zappa, Pame<strong>la</strong> Des<br />
Barres, Thom Yorke, Paolo Pulici, Alen Stevanović, Beppe Dossena, Kurt Vonnegut, Francis<br />
Picabia, Marcel Duchamp, Frank Gehry, Max Ernst, Andy Warhol, Ace Frehley, Lou Reed, John<br />
Cale, Jesus Satrustegui, Julen Guerrero, Gigi Radice, Ro<strong>la</strong>ndo Bianchi, Vanessa Del Rio, Francis<br />
Bacon, Robert Fripp, Glenn Branca, Joe Strummer, Paul Simonon, Johnny Rotten, Glen Matlock,<br />
Paul Cook, Sid Vicious, Steve Jones, Howard Devoto, Mick Jones, Billy Idol, Tony James, Electra<br />
Jordan, Pa, Ma, Dany, Piero Maccarino, my nephew Lorenzo, Ristorante Sarroc in Vignale<br />
Monferrato, Eddie Argos, Ultras Granata, New York, Sarasota, Bilbao, Donostia, Vitoria,<br />
Pamplona, Biarritz, Juanma Bajo Ulloa, Robert Wise, Sidney Lumet, John Frankenheimer, Sam<br />
Peckinpah, Steve McQueen, Alexander McQueen, Lie<strong>la</strong> Moss, Paco Rabanne, Patti Smith, Fred<br />
Sonic Smith, Wayne Kramer, Rob Tyner, Adrian Belew, David Bowie, Carlos Alomar, Brian Eno,<br />
Ricky Gardiner, Hunt & Tony Sales, Dave Alexander, Scott Asheton, Rafael Martín Vázquez,<br />
Vincenzo Scifo, Ciccio Graziani, Mikel Arteta, Lorena Bernal, Ric Ocasek, Pablo Picasso, Jackson<br />
Pollock, Curva Maratona, William Petersen, Jorja Fox, Henry Rollins, Fee Waybill, Charlize<br />
Theron, Spike Lee, Marvin Gaye, Diana Ross, Rod Stewart, Ron Wood, Keith Richards, John Cale,<br />
Shane McGowan, Dublin, Savannah, Nags Head, Southport, Baltimore, Ed Bishop, Michael<br />
Billington, Gabrielle Drake, Alexander The Great, Joseph Conrad, John Sinc<strong>la</strong>ir, Michael Moore,<br />
Steven Berkoff, Johnny Ramone, Joey Ramone, Dee Dee Ramone, Bob Mould, Pete Townshend,<br />
Roger Daltrey, Keith Moon, Itoiz, Liam & Noel Gal<strong>la</strong>gher, William Gibson, Carl Sagan, Isaac<br />
Asimov, John Shirley, Juan Sebastián Verón, Will Eisner, Magnus & Bunker, Raquel Welch, The<br />
Seth Man, Julian Cope, Paul Weller, Donald Buck Dharma Roeser, Deborah Harry, Chrissie Hynde,<br />
Peter Kolosimo, Steve Marriott, Ippocrate, Wire, Guy Debord, Man Ray, Servando Rocha, Santi<br />
Mantero<strong>la</strong>, Justus Von Liebig, Elene & Josune Ispizua, Pietro Micca, Camillo Benso Count of<br />
Cavour, Jeff Beck, Beck, and Jimi Hendrix.<br />
Finally, tons of hugs, kisses, love & empathy vibes to my Lovergir<strong>la</strong> Bubsa Musa, QIjane Thomas.<br />
Mwah. Mwah. Mwah. Now let’s strip naked Turin, muthas!<br />
<strong>Maurizio</strong> Ferrarotti<br />
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PINK RIBBON<br />
Seasons of wither I’m wandering in Pellerina Park holding my digital camera. People think I’m<br />
crazy but I don’t give a damn ’cause I’m way beyond their tired and narrow minds, I’m beyond<br />
good and evil, yeah high on Pop Group dissonant guitars, alien sounds that fuel the fire of my<br />
curiosity and if you say that curiosity killed the cat I’ll just shrug and leave you behind, Mr or Mrs<br />
Banality. Agur... if you don’t know the meaning of this world, oh just google it, it’s Basque. Got no<br />
time to waste. Got no time to lose ’cause I’m looking for a sign. I’m looking for a ribbon.<br />
Seasons of wither leaves are dying and I’m thinking about healty boobs. SAVE THE TA-TAS! Tatas®<br />
Brand is committed to stopping cancer. They give a portion of every sale to end the disease.<br />
Every purchase counts because every purchase creates a donation. Do you love boobs? From the<br />
Dawn of Time, boobs have been shaping history – destroying careers, crippling world powers. But<br />
feeding us all generation after generation, mostly. Love em or hate em, they are fun-da-mental.<br />
Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! If you really love your bubs boobs, donate. Yessa donate your<br />
contribution, empathize, s<strong>la</strong>m whoever criticize, love life in the sunrise drinking tequi<strong>la</strong>!<br />
Seasons of wither I’ve just caught a glimpse of the ribbon. Suddenly I feel the wind of memory. I<br />
take the wind right out of your heavenly sails. Whoosh. A Duran Duran vinyl on the turntable.<br />
Whoosh. An argument between us about the curtains. Whoosh. You swimming in the pool, brilliant<br />
trainer. Whoosh. You just married, smiling, shiny happy drinking people around you. Whoosh.<br />
Your son is born. Whoosh. Chemotherapy. Whoosh. Your <strong>la</strong>st breath on that fuckin’ hospital bed.<br />
You’re gone.<br />
Click. I took a picture of the pink ribbon. My eyes are wet. Ooh, woe is me crying. Click, another<br />
pic. Good job Mauri. It’s enough. Off to my car I go. Goodbye, Dani sista. Arrivederci.<br />
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Figura 1. Pink Ribbon.<br />
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DIGOS ON MY BACK<br />
Well I’m running Digos on my back<br />
I’ve been hiding Digos on my back<br />
There was a shooting Digos on my back<br />
And the victim well he wont come back<br />
What have I done?<br />
(just supporting Torino F.C.)<br />
I been running monday tuesday wednesday<br />
Thursday friday saturday sunday runnin<br />
monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday<br />
Saturday sunday<br />
Yes, I'm running down the railway track<br />
Could you help me? Digos on my back<br />
They will catch me if I dare drop back<br />
Wont you give me all the speed I <strong>la</strong>ck<br />
The General_Investigations_and_Special_Operations_Division (Italian: Divisione Investigazioni<br />
Generali e Operazioni Speciali), mainly known with its acronym DIGOS, is an Italian <strong>la</strong>w<br />
enforcement agency, charged with investigating sensitive cases re<strong>la</strong>ting to terrorism, organized<br />
crime and serious offences such as kidnapping and extortion. Boia, well, it means, hangman. Digos<br />
is The Hangman. Don’t b<strong>la</strong>me the photographer: I’m just trying to line the track a <strong>la</strong>ck...<br />
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Figura 2. Digos on my back.<br />
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APOCALYPSE SNOW<br />
Ain’t it a frame taken from New Year’s Day U2 video. This is Don Filippo Rinaldi garden,<br />
Southside Turin and The Neighborhood Junkies. Googlemap it ma frienda. Nothing on earth is as<br />
symmetrical as a snowf<strong>la</strong>ke, nothing but Poptones, yeah that P.I.L. song. P<strong>la</strong>y it over and over and<br />
over, you’ll see. Little F<strong>la</strong>ke Jewel.<br />
I’m not listening to U2 right away. I just never like them much. I do like only Zooropa, you know.<br />
Especially that song, Babyface. It got that special David Bowie-on-Eno loopy aural feeling, if you<br />
know what I mean. Always crashing in the same car with the cover girl blessed by natural grace.<br />
However, I’m listening to Joe’s Garage, Frank Zappa’s Apocalypse now, while walking alone in<br />
the snow like a nose-running, estranged Wil<strong>la</strong>rd looking for a Jack-Frosted Kurtz. Frank’s p<strong>la</strong>ying<br />
his best guitar solo ever, Watermelon in Easter Hay: deso<strong>la</strong>te, devastating beauty notes. This is<br />
rather Ice Station Zebra than Saigon. A spy satellite may fall down on my head and then uploading<br />
all its secrets to my brain. Then some retired asshole may report this to Russian or American or<br />
whatever operatives agents dressed like italian cops – they would tase and kill him cleanly<br />
afterwards – thus turning me into The Most Wanted Man in The Whole Wide World, fuckingly<br />
overnightly. It would be exciting. Zillion Dol<strong>la</strong>r Turinese Brain. Russian stunners blowing your<br />
penis and then trying to knock you down, I would be like: “Lemme untie your <strong>la</strong>ce... but keep that<br />
narcotic needle away from my back or I will destroy your face, my beautiful devotchka.” Anarchic<br />
hackers givin’ you protection and AR kung-fu lessons. Stumbling upon the woman of your life in a<br />
Hamburg bar. Lookin fine, so fine, dressed up like a lovely day. Watching impotently as passes<br />
away for a bullet. Oh no.<br />
White light, frozen meat. A thousand sonic b<strong>la</strong>nco melons are floating all over here. Zappa melons.<br />
It might be absolutely nothing behind that milky fog down there. It might be the edge of the<br />
universe. I won’t go there. I don’t wanna be the man overboard drowing in the sea of nothing. No<br />
bloody way.<br />
Here he is, finally. Jack Frost Kurtz. He is small, bald, chubby, got the bloody carrot nose.<br />
I ask him: “Hey Kurtzy, how ya doin?” In a slow, f<strong>la</strong>t voice he replies: “Oh the horror... the horror.<br />
The horror of having a snowy cock that’s gonna melt in the sun.” And the <strong>la</strong>st, f<strong>la</strong>nged chord of<br />
Frank Zappa’s guitar slowly fades out.<br />
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Figura 3. Apocalypse Snow.<br />
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EUSKO KASABIANA<br />
Figura 4. Ever took a paleta in the rib cage, mutil?<br />
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SAVE A TREE!<br />
The Big Club, Turin, Spring 1988. The European leg of Iggy Pop’s Instinct World Tour. The venue<br />
is crowded, the band is superb – Andy McCoy being the axeman! – and Iggy is on fire. It’s my first<br />
Iggy concert ever. I had missed him five years ago in this same town, Breaking Point Tour it was<br />
named then, decidedly appropriate since Iggy was really close to the second breaking point of his<br />
turbulent career. So tonight I couldn’t fail absolutely. The Ig is back in the saddle with true grit<br />
riding a heavy metal horse. I’m here with the bunch in my Ron Asheton-like leather jacket, drinking<br />
beer then getting into the pogoing crowd then back to beer then pogoing again and so on.<br />
Cold metal, it’s gotta be. Better save a tree. Save a tree, save a tree, save a tree, save a tree, yeah!<br />
That skinny pogoing hipster with bleached hair in the front row is astonished: “Save a tree? Oh...<br />
SAVE A FUCK?” So he clears his throat and spits at Iggy. Fuck you guy this ain’t 1977! Mr<br />
Osterberg doesn’t react. He keeps slowly crawling off stage like a stoned iguana. The peroxide<br />
anachronic moron follows him almost in parallel, once again clearing his throat. Iggy crawling<br />
careless in a whirl of feedback. Still, just a moment before disappearing behind the scenes, my Ann<br />
Arbor hero suddenly turns his head and spit in the boy’s face. Leaving that little poseur astounded.<br />
He he he. Good job Iggy! Luv ya. Save those fuckin’ trees!<br />
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Figura 5. Save a tree!<br />
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FLYING (ACROSS THE OCEAN AND OVER TURIN)<br />
I’m flying<br />
Across the ocean<br />
And I’m soaring<br />
Back home<br />
To the p<strong>la</strong>ce I was born<br />
And probably raised.<br />
And I’m flying<br />
Across the mountains and valleys,<br />
Back home to the one that I love so happily.<br />
Can ya b<strong>la</strong>me me for feeling homesick<br />
’Cause I’ve been away such a very long long time<br />
I served a while in the county jail<br />
Five years for being hungry tired and poor<br />
On and on<br />
Yes I will follow<br />
With your buttons and bows.<br />
Figura 6. Flying (across the ocean and over Turin.)<br />
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A STEP AHEAD OF THE SNOW<br />
I’m a step ahead of the snow, thinking about willfully obscure genuine rock c<strong>la</strong>ssics. The kinda<br />
vinyl that only me and you own. We used to wandering downtown in search of sonic gems. Those<br />
were the bloody days. Hungover, noisy, witty, happy, young. I’m still strong and young at heart but<br />
now I wear scars: well, I wear them like proudly. I’m a veteran of the psychic wars. We fought the<br />
stupidity and the stupidity won, we were captured and chained but they weren’t able to brainwash<br />
us since our heads were protected by the Strummer Energy Shield, so they gave us our freedom<br />
back like: “Oh, nema problema. The Modern World will do the job.”<br />
Do you really think like that?<br />
So what kind of fool do you think I am? You think I know nothing of the modern world. All my life<br />
has been the same. I’ve learned to live by hate and pain: it’s my ispiration drive. I’ve learned more<br />
than you’ll ever know. Even at school I felt quite sure that one day I would be one of a kind. The<br />
teachers who said I’d be nothing. Ha ha ha.<br />
So say what you like cause I don’t care. I know where I am and going too. It’s somewhere I won’t<br />
preview. Don’t have to exp<strong>la</strong>in myself to you. I don’t give a fuck about your fucking rules. I’m a<br />
step ahead of the snow, while you, you can just blow.<br />
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Figura 7. One step ahead of the snow.<br />
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TOO MUCH TOOO YOUNG<br />
You've done too much<br />
much too young<br />
Now you’re married with a kid<br />
when you could be having fun with me<br />
oh no, no gimme no more pickni<br />
You’ve done too much<br />
much too young<br />
Now you’re married with a son<br />
when you should be having fun with me<br />
we don’t want, we don’t want<br />
we don’t want no more pickni<br />
Ain’t he cute?<br />
No he ain’t<br />
He’s just another burden<br />
on the welfare state<br />
You’ve done too much<br />
much too young<br />
Now you’re married with a kid<br />
when you could be having fun with me<br />
no gimme, no gimme, no gimme no more pickni<br />
Call me immature<br />
Call me a poser<br />
I’d love to spread manure in your bed of roses<br />
Don’t want to be rich<br />
Don’t want to be famous<br />
But I’d really hate to have the same name as you<br />
(you silly moo)<br />
You’ve done too much<br />
much too young<br />
Now you’re married with a kid<br />
when you could be having fun with me<br />
gi we de birth control, we no want no pickni<br />
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You’ve done too much<br />
much too young<br />
Now you’re chained to the cooker<br />
making currant buns for tea<br />
oh no, no gimme no more pickni<br />
Ain’t you heard of the starving millions<br />
Ain’t you heard of contraception<br />
Do you really a program of sterilization<br />
Take control of the popu<strong>la</strong>tion boom<br />
It’s in your living room<br />
Keep a generation gap<br />
Try wearing a cap<br />
Figura 8. Too much too young... The Specials in Turin!<br />
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BANDWAGONESQUE<br />
Just forget about Mike The Situation, Vinny Guadagnino & C. Here we got the real stuff: a middle<br />
aged original italian Guido. Er, actually more than middle aged, but it doesn’t matter. He’s a typical<br />
product of our third-rate trashy tv: a supposed sports journalist who talks about soccer with the<br />
competence of a b<strong>la</strong>ck salsify. Not to mention the impartiality, since he is a die-hard Juventus F.C.<br />
fan and he does absolutely nothing to dissimu<strong>la</strong>te it. Just look at his T-shirt: MOGGI È VERITÀ.<br />
Moggi is truth. Who the hell is this Moggi?, may ask anyone. Well, former Juventus director<br />
Luciano Moggi was found guilty of sporting fraud in Calciopoli scandal; the former supremo of the<br />
Turin-based club, as well the remaining leading troupe of the Calciopoli scandal, have all been<br />
condemned for their actions.<br />
The phrase “jump on the bandwagon” first appeared in American politics in 1848 when Dan Rice, a<br />
famous and popu<strong>la</strong>r circus clown of the time, used his bandwagon and its music to gain attention for<br />
his political campaign appearances. As his campaign became more successful, other politicians<br />
strove for a seat on the bandwagon, hoping to be associated with his success. Later, during the time<br />
of William Jennings Bryan’s 1900 presidential campaign, bandwagons had become standard in<br />
campaigns, and “jump on the bandwagon” was used as a derogatory term, implying that people<br />
were associating themselves with the success without considering what they associated themselves<br />
with. In Italy this concept, literally trans<strong>la</strong>ted in Italian as “saltare sul carro del vincitore”, was<br />
introduced by Ennio F<strong>la</strong>iano, a great author and critic.<br />
So here we got an uncommon – very uncommon for this messy country – case of coherency. While<br />
all Moggi’s lickspittles and sponsors (politicians, tv hosts and opinion makers, that kinda scum)<br />
jumped headlong off his corrupted bandwagon when the scandal broke, this freak – sorry, I’m not<br />
able to recall his name! – stand still in his defence. Well, what can I say: congrats! As long as you<br />
hit a subjunctive right one of these bloody days.<br />
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Figura 9. Bandwagonesque (Middle Aged Original Italian Guido.)<br />
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INVALIDATORS<br />
In the picture below, you can appreciate an italian ticket validator on its most frequent mode, i.e.<br />
broken, on Lingotto’s railway station p<strong>la</strong>tform track number 6. If it is broke, don’t fix it!<br />
Figura 10. Invalidator.<br />
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GRAZIE CHE HO BEVUTO!<br />
Fin dall’antichità l’uomo si <strong>è</strong> trovato a creare ruoli mistici e separati per l’atto del bere: benché<br />
spesso celebrato entro il generico rito di un pasto, esso rimane sempre appartato in un rituale a sé.<br />
Gli antichi Sumeri, ad esempio, si mantenevano a rispettosa distanza dalle loro bevande mediante<br />
lunghe cannucce di paglia. Il fatto che le cannucce permettessero a coloro i quali partecipavano al<br />
rituale di bere da un unico contenitore consentì l’affermazione di un evento comunitario. Uno<br />
poteva condividere un senso di profondo cameratismo con gli altri bevitori membri del suo gruppo<br />
di coppa. Quest’antico costume <strong>è</strong> ancora parte intrinseca dell’attività sociale di molte tribù africane<br />
odierne; in Occidente <strong>è</strong> stato ripristinato per i nuovi cerimoniali del<strong>la</strong> sbronza collettiva. La paglia <strong>è</strong><br />
stata sostituita dal<strong>la</strong> meno esotica p<strong>la</strong>stica e i sempre più arzigogo<strong>la</strong>ti beveroni non hanno bisogno<br />
di essere passati al setaccio, ma di un fegato in lega di titanio!<br />
Da lì al brindisi il passo <strong>è</strong> breve. L’atto di offrire simbolicamente una bevanda a una divinità fu<br />
senz’altro una parte indispensabile delle offerte di preghiera e feste religiose fin dall’alba del<strong>la</strong><br />
storia in ambo le comunità pagane e giudaico-cristiane. In questo senso il moderno cincin può<br />
essere considerato come una derivazione dell’Eucarestia! In qualsiasi modo vi sono stati molti<br />
misteri associabili al consumo di pane e vino fra tutte le comunità religiose, inclusi i Nativi<br />
Americani. Anche i seguaci del Da<strong>la</strong>i Lama in Tibet celebrano in stile eucaristico. Gli Egizi<br />
festeggiavano ogni anno <strong>la</strong> resurrezione di Osiride consumando pane in forma di torta sacra od ostia<br />
dopo che era stato benedetto da un sacerdote e così divenuto carne del<strong>la</strong> carne del dio; poi<br />
s’inzuppava il pane nel vino e si comunicava al fedele di aver mangiato il corpo e il sangue di<br />
Osiride. La lista potrebbe continuare per un bel pezzo.<br />
Nell’antica Grecia il brindisi tra due persone era chiamato proposis, “<strong>la</strong> bibita prima”. Colui che<br />
proponeva il brindisi dapprima sorseggiava, poi dava il recipiente che conteneva il resto del vino<br />
al<strong>la</strong> persona onorata; in occasioni di partico<strong>la</strong>re rilevanza <strong>la</strong> tazza stessa era un regalo permanente al<br />
ricevitore. A uno sposalizio, per citare un caso, una coppa dorata piena di vino sarebbe passata in<br />
questa maniera da suocero a genero. La coppa diveniva un simbolo del<strong>la</strong> sposa, “accompagnata<br />
all’altare” (com’<strong>è</strong> ancora in uso dire) da suo padre; i due uomini, le due famiglie erano ora una cosa<br />
so<strong>la</strong> nel vino condiviso.<br />
Notevolmente più a nord e avanti lungo <strong>la</strong> linea temporale, nelle notti di luna piena, i sacerdoti<br />
guerrieri di Odino offrivano brindisi al proprio dio nell’ambito di riti da connotati proto-heavy<br />
metal: niente vetro finemente <strong>la</strong>vorato, solo metallo grezzo, cuoio e sangue. Più tardi essi<br />
svilupparono <strong>la</strong> pratica di usare il teschio di un nemico caduto come coppa d’offerta sacrificale, e<br />
alcuni studiosi sostengono che quest’uso diede origine al ben noto brindisi scandinavo “Skoal!”.<br />
Indubbiamente questa paro<strong>la</strong> e skull (“teschio”) sono etimologicamente corre<strong>la</strong>te, significando<br />
entrambe “una cosa cava”. È anche interessante notare che mentre il brindisi non <strong>è</strong> mai stato una<br />
tradizione molto forte nei paesi dell’area mediterranea fin dal<strong>la</strong> nascita del Cristianesimo, gli sono<br />
stati attribuiti termini germanici in francese, italiano e spagnolo. La forma teutonica del costume di<br />
brindare sembra essere stata reintrodotta in quei paesi in qualche periodo durante il sedicesimo<br />
secolo. Come risultato in italiano e spagnolo “brindare” si dice rispettivamente “brindare” e<br />
“brindar”, dal tedesco “ich bring dir’s”, un brindisi che significa “io lo porto a te”. Nel<strong>la</strong> lingua<br />
francese <strong>la</strong> paro<strong>la</strong> “trinquer” viene dal tedesco “trinken”, ossia “bere”.<br />
In lingua inglese “fare un brindisi” si dice to drink a toast. Questo modo di dire viene dal<strong>la</strong> pratica<br />
britannica di mettere a galleggiare sul<strong>la</strong> bevanda un pezzetto di pane tostato addolcito o<br />
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aromatizzato. Un’usanza antica, derivante anch’essa dal<strong>la</strong> tradizione degli eventi religiosi<br />
eucaristici del<strong>la</strong> storia: dopo che tutti gli ospiti avevano diviso <strong>la</strong> coppa, si attendeva che il padrone<br />
di casa ne sorbisse le ultime gocce in onore dei commensali e del<strong>la</strong> devozione al<strong>la</strong> propria deità.<br />
NOW COPY, PASTE AND GOOGLETRANSLATE ALL THIS, MUTHA!<br />
Figura 11. Grazie che ho bevuto! Thank you for drinking!<br />
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TAMBOURINE<br />
Tamborine what are U<br />
Why are U the star of<br />
All my dreams<br />
(Star of all my dreams, are U a good tamborine)<br />
Are U good, are U bad<br />
Are U just unnecessary means<br />
Figura 12. Tambourine.<br />
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INTO THE VALLEY OF THE NEWS<br />
Into the valley of the dolls<br />
Into the valley of the dolls<br />
Into the valley of the dolls<br />
Newscasters come and go<br />
Song number one and the news are comin’<br />
Electronic beats down 4/4 rock ranking<br />
A bass so deep thud as she starts talking’<br />
Screen white meche and my spine’s shakin’<br />
Into the valley of the dolls<br />
Into the valley of the dolls<br />
There walks Crudelia De Mon<br />
Dedicated to Mrs Caterina Cannavà (image below), Tg3 Piemonte half night edition newcaster.<br />
Figura 13. Caterina Cannavà.<br />
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THIS MUST BE SEAN PENN<br />
From Mauri’s Book of Irish Memories...<br />
One night in Dublin, August 1991, me and the boys tried to sneak into a historic venue called<br />
McGonagles whose musical selection we had appreciated in a flyer a couple of hours before, while<br />
jumping from pub to pub drinking Guinness like mad: g<strong>la</strong>m punk new wave rock. Wow, that was<br />
our cup of tea!<br />
Yet when we showed up at its door, the doormen bounced us back: “Wrong dress code, sirs.”<br />
Wrong? We fitted like a fuckin’ glove! I mean, we got two skinheads, a mod and... me... what about<br />
me... well, I was a crossover between Hugh Cornwell of The Stranglers and Terry Noonan, that<br />
character p<strong>la</strong>yed by Sean Penn in State of Grace. I do adore that movie and Sean Penn of course.<br />
However the two brogue energumens kindly suggested us to come back there the following night:<br />
“You’re gonna fit in it perfectly, fel<strong>la</strong>s.”<br />
Absolutely. With tongue bloody firmly in cheeck. In fact it would be a baggy shoegazer dream pop<br />
night... what the hell. Anyway, we showed up again and I had lotsa fun and a musical epiphany, a<br />
real one. Once back to Italy I started hunting for those bands like crazy in records stores: La’s, New<br />
Model Army, Mock Turtles, EMF, Carter USM, Jesus Jones, Soup Dragons, Ride, My Bloody<br />
Valentine, The Wonder Stuff, Curve, Stone Roses, Happy Mondays B<strong>la</strong>ck Grape... Info Freako!<br />
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Figura 14. This must be Sean Penn.<br />
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