16.01.2013 Views

Frasier – Seven – 1

Frasier – Seven – 1

Frasier – Seven – 1

SHOW MORE
SHOW LESS

Create successful ePaper yourself

Turn your PDF publications into a flip-book with our unique Google optimized e-Paper software.

frasier season seven part one small black beetles: the overkill<br />

MARTIN: Oh Mia, you go, you hit the sack, thanks for<br />

dinner.<br />

FRASIER: I'll be along in a minute.<br />

NILES: <strong>Frasier</strong>, before you turn in, there's a little<br />

something we need to deal with.<br />

FRASIER: Oh right, dad, your birthday gift. Come on<br />

Niles. It's be fun. Seeing you and me, dad and mom.<br />

NILES: You know, I'm getting more excited by the<br />

second.<br />

MARTIN: Oh right, what is this? Some kind of movie?<br />

FRASIER: That's right. Here we go.<br />

Niles puts the video on.<br />

MARTIN: Oh, my old home movies. I haven't seen<br />

these for twenty years.<br />

FRASIER: Well, happy birthday, dad, now you can watch<br />

them whenever you like. (to Niles) Isn't it just the<br />

reaction you were hoping for?<br />

NILES: One of them.<br />

Hester Crane appears on the television.<br />

FRASIER: Oh dear God! Do you two see what I see? My<br />

God, they could be twins.<br />

MARTIN: Now <strong>Frasier</strong>, take it easy.<br />

FRASIER: You do see it?! How could you miss it? How<br />

could I miss it?<br />

MARTIN: Niles, just calm him down and I'll get him a<br />

drink of water.<br />

NILES: <strong>Frasier</strong>, the important thing is not to blow<br />

this out of proportion. After all... What was that?<br />

A hummingbird?!<br />

FRASIER: What is the matter with me?!<br />

NILES: <strong>Frasier</strong> you didn't do anything wrong, your<br />

feelings for Mia stem from perfectly natural<br />

Oedipal desires.<br />

FRASIER: Yes but Oedipal desires are supposed to<br />

resolve themselves by the age of six.<br />

page 10

Hooray! Your file is uploaded and ready to be published.

Saved successfully!

Ooh no, something went wrong!