Bare-Faced Messiah (PDF) - Apologetics Index

he'd play for a while on his boat, the Maggie.'[13]
The Fords and the Hubbards joined Bremerton Yacht Club at the same time and whenever there
was a dance they could be found at the same table, usually laughing and always enjoying
themselves. In some combination the two families were involved in any number of madcap
projects and outings - Polly and Nancy once took a ferry across to Victoria in Canada to visit a
horticultural show and returned with dozens of stolen cuttings stuffed into their bras.
On another memorable occasion, Ron and Mac decided they would build an experimental sail-boat
with inflatable rubber wheels on the theory that it would be subject to less friction than a
conventional hull. They constructed a crude timber frame with three axles and six wheels made out
of inner tubes on wooden drums and borrowed a mast and sail from a small boat in the harbour. It
was agreed that Ron, the more experienced sailor of the two, would conduct the first trials. He kitted
himself out for the occasion in sea boots, cap and yachting rig, and they towed the strange craft out
into the Sound with a row-boat. Ron confidently stepped on board and as he did so there was an
ominous crack. One of the crucial joints of the frame snapped under his weight and the entire
contraption rapidly disintegrated.
The sight of Ron in his natty sailor suit clinging grimly to the wreckage and bellowing to be taken off
was too much for Ford. He collapsed in the bottom of the row-boat and the more he laughed the
angrier Ron became. In the end, Ford rowed ashore and let someone else pick up his friend. 'He
had a real temper and I sure as hell wasn't going to let him catch me when he had his temper up
like that,' he explained. 'He would have killed me if he'd got his hands on me at the time. I stayed
out of sight for a couple of hours but he soon cooled down. We had dinner together that night.'
Undaunted by the failure of the rubber-wheeled boat, the two friends could soon be found testing a
model boat with an unusual V-shaped keel of their own design in Polly's washing machine, trying
to figure out an accurate method of measuring the drag. Then they spent several days on the
Maggie with a complicated arrangement of zips and canvas sleeves with which they hoped to
improve the efficiency of the sails.
While the men were playing, it was inevitable that Polly and Nancy would spend a great deal of time
together with their children. Thus Nancy knew that Polly suspected Ron of having affairs with other
women during his frequent absences back East. Nancy told Mac, who said he was sure Polly was
wrong.
A few weeks later, the Hubbards arrived separately at the regular Saturday night dance at
Bremerton Yacht Club. Polly drove alone from The Hilltop and Ron sailed across in the Maggie,
making no attempt to conceal his surly demeanour. 'They were not speaking to each other,' said
Ford, 'and it took us a while to find out what had happened. It seems Ron had written letters to a
couple of girls in New York and left them in the mail box to be picked up. Polly found them and got
so mad that she opened the envelopes, switched the letters and put them back in the box. She
didn't tell him what she had done until they had been picked up. Polly was a great girl, a lot of fun.'
Next morning, Ron packed his bag and caught a train for New York, still in a vile temper.
1. Letter to author from Mrs Catherine Gillespie, Dec 1986
2. Certified airman's file
3. Ibid.
4. Interview with Mrs Roberts
5. Frank Gruber, The Pulp Jungle, 1967