475 Gift Basket Ideas - Quick and easy supper ideas

GIFT BASKET IDEAS
#1
I woke up with such a scare when I heard Santa call
"Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!
I ran to the lawn and in the snowy white drifts,
those nasty reindeer had left "little gifts".
I got an old shovel and started to scoop
neat little piles of "reindeer poop".
But to throw them away, seemed such a waste,
So I saved them, thinking ~ you might like a taste!
As I finished my task, which took quite awhile,
Old Santa passed by and he sheepishly smiled.
And I heard him exclaim as he rose in the sky
"Well, they're not potty trained, but at least they can fly!"
#2
For all the souls who hate the noise
Of Christmas cheer and lights and toys
For Mr. Scrooge, and Mrs. too,
Here's a little gift for you
A lump of coal won't be enough
To make up for the shine and fluff,
So, here's a scoop of reindeer poop
To offset all that Christmas Goop!!!
#3
Christmas is coming
and so are the deer
listen closely and you
will hear,
And 'long with them
comes a special treat,
Reindeer droppings
for you to eat!!!!!
To make fill a Ziploc bag with small, round chocolate candies, like covered peanuts, or Cocoa puff cereal, or any
other choc. Covered candy. It can also be miniatures baby ruth candy bars. Print out one of the above poems and
attach to the bag.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
SNOWMAN POOPS
#1
Santa's been makin' his list
And checkin' it twice
He knows that you've been naughty
Not nice
Since coal is so expensive
Here's the scoop
Santa has left you
Snowman Poop!
#2
You have been bad
so here's the scoop
all you get is Snowman's Poop!
#3
I heard you've been naughty,
So listen: here's the scoop.
e-book://Pages/gift_basket_ideas.htm
Page 88 of 105
2/16/2003