475 Gift Basket Ideas - Quick and easy supper ideas
475 Gift Basket Ideas - Quick and easy supper ideas
475 Gift Basket Ideas - Quick and easy supper ideas
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GIFT BASKET IDEAS<br />
Dad's Day c<strong>and</strong>y gram<br />
Dear (Sugar) Daddy,<br />
You are the best dad in the whole Milky Way, even though you are from Mars <strong>and</strong> I'm from Venus. You Skor high<br />
points as a dad....don't Snicker(s). When you were born there was a Symphony in heaven! Your Hot Tamale(s),<br />
Mom, still thinks you are a Big Hunk. I wish I could take you on a shopping Spree on 5th Avenue in New York<br />
(Peppermint Patty), but they don't have Builders Square there because they're Nerds.<br />
Love you Mounds,<br />
Your Nut (Roll)<br />
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GETTING MARRIED CANDY GRAM<br />
I arranged everything in a big planter, <strong>and</strong> attached the following letter...<br />
Dear (_____):<br />
I wish you <strong>and</strong> (groom) the Best of Luck <strong>and</strong> much fortune in the years to come. However....before you "Pledge"<br />
your eternal love, there are a few things you should know about the man you are soon to marry.<br />
First of all, the "Son of a Gun" will always be looking for a "Bit o Honey" <strong>and</strong> a bit of "Almond Joy". He will not be<br />
content to just "Snuggle" <strong>and</strong> "Carress". He will expect you to "Shout" with "Joy" each time you make Whoopee.<br />
But make sure you never shout out "Oh Henry." Believe me, sometimes it will take "Sheer Endurance" <strong>and</strong> maybe<br />
a few "Nips" to hold back the "Snickers" when he offers to show you his "Babe Ruth."<br />
Secondly, you are absolutely, positively NOT allowed to get "Chunky" or he will be sure to "Vanish" in a "Jif"!<br />
And Thirdly, probably the most important of all...If you want to "Stayfree" from all that "Baby Magic" for a little<br />
while, it will be up to YOU to "Safeguard" yourself. DO NOT leave it up to old "Butterfinger", because he'll just<br />
"Squirt (&Mop)" on his way to the "Milky Way".<br />
Don't let this scare you though, because (groom) is really a "Fantastic" guy <strong>and</strong> not a "Nerd" who will always<br />
make your life a "Symphony." Even if he isn't "Mr. Clean."<br />
Here's wishing you a life that is a "Breeze" with nothing but "Joy." That your love never goes out with the "Tide,"<br />
<strong>and</strong> you make "Fab"ulous money, so you can afford a maid so your h<strong>and</strong>s stay "Chiffon" soft.<br />
"Sunlight" <strong>and</strong> "Cheer"<br />
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Graduation C<strong>and</strong>y Gram<br />
Congratulations<br />
You survived Teachers from MARS...MOUNDS of homework... NUTRAGEOUS late nights of studying to SKOR<br />
well on exams <strong>and</strong> ROCKY ROADS. You proved you can ROLL (tootsie) with the punches <strong>and</strong> you're no DUM<br />
DUM. You proved you were a RED HOT student. There will be no SNICKERS, only a SYMPHONY of cheers as<br />
you graduate. Have a CAREFREE summer <strong>and</strong> get ready to hit those High School books so you can get the<br />
perfect job earning $100 GRAND a year. WERTHER you succeed is up to you. I have faith in you because you<br />
have always been a (Almond) JOY to me.<br />
HUGS <strong>and</strong> KISSES,<br />
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Graduation C<strong>and</strong>y Gram ~ Another Version<br />
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Congratulations<br />
You survived Teachers from MARS...MOUNDS of homework... NUTRAGEOUS late nights of studying to SKOR<br />
well on exams <strong>and</strong> ROCKY ROADS. You proved you can ROLL (tootsie) with the punches <strong>and</strong> you're no DUM<br />
DUM. You proved you were a RED HOT student. There will be no SNICKERS, only a SYMPHONY of cheers as<br />
you graduate. I'll be the one in the front row doing FLIPZ.<br />
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2/16/2003