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murakami, haruki - Norwegian wood

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told each girl to make 20 rice balls for midnight snacks. I mean, talk<br />

about sex discrimination! I decided to keep quiet for a change, though,<br />

and showed up like a good girl with my 20 rice balls, complete with<br />

umeboshi inside and nori outside. And what do you think I got for my<br />

efforts? Afterwards people complained because my rice balls had only<br />

umeboshi inside, and I hadn't brought anything along to go with them!<br />

The other girls stuffed theirs with cod roe and salmon, and they<br />

included nice, thick slices of fried egg. I got so furious I couldn't talk!<br />

Who the hell do these ,revolution'-mongers think they are making a<br />

fuss over rice balls? They should be grateful for umeboshi and nori.<br />

Think of the children starving in India!"<br />

I laughed. "So then what happened with your club?"<br />

"I left in June, I was so furious," Midori said. "Most of these student<br />

types are total frauds. They're scared to death somebody's gonna find<br />

out they don't know something. They all read the same books and they<br />

all spout the same slogans, and they love listening to John Coltrane<br />

and seeing Pasolini movies. You call that "revolution?"'<br />

"Hey, don't ask me, I've never actually seen a revolution." "Well, if<br />

that's revolution, you can stick it. They'd probably shoot me for<br />

putting umeboshi in my rice balls. They'd shoot you, too, for<br />

understanding the subjunctive." "It could happen."<br />

"Believe me, I know what I'm talking about. I'm working class.<br />

Revolution or not, the working class will just keep on scraping a<br />

living in the same old shitholes. And what is a revolution? It sure as<br />

hell isn't just changing the name on city hall. But those guys don't<br />

know that - those guys with their big words. Tell me, Watanabe, have<br />

you ever seen a taxman?"<br />

"Never."<br />

"Well I have. Lots of times. They come barging in and acting big.<br />

"What's this ledger for?' "Hey, you keep pretty sloppy records.' "You<br />

call this a business expense?' "I want to see all your receipts right<br />

now.' Meanwhile, we're crouching in the corner, and when suppertime<br />

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