Hot Teaspoons - Greg Hallett and Spymaster
Hot Teaspoons - Greg Hallett and Spymaster
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The New National Anthem – ‘<strong>Hot</strong> <strong>Teaspoons</strong>’<br />
The Parthenogenesis fisted ones<br />
So I guess now we should talk a bit about the hot teaspoon babies<br />
conceived in Helen Clark’s home at 4 Cromwell Street in Mt Eden,<br />
Auckl<strong>and</strong> in 1991 . . .<br />
One of Helen Clark’s lesbian lovers is Maryan Street. She is married to<br />
Annemarie Wille <strong>and</strong> they lived at 235 Jervois Road in Herne Bay, about five<br />
minutes’ drive from Helen Clark’s house. Swinging Helen <strong>and</strong> swinging<br />
Maryan have been casual sexual partners for over two decades. Helen<br />
made Maryan an MP <strong>and</strong> then a cabinet minister on 5 November 2007.<br />
Maryan Street <strong>and</strong> Annemarie Wille had a child together, Elsje<br />
Marteke, born in 1991. The biological father is Mr John Burrows, an<br />
architectural student who changed to engineering at Auckl<strong>and</strong> University.<br />
The child was conceived in Helen Clark’s home in an occult ceremony.<br />
Here’s how it went down . . .
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The asexual, all-female whiptail Cnemidophorus<br />
neomexicanus which reproduces via parthenogenesis.<br />
Helen Clark is very much into the occult <strong>and</strong> the feminist occult.<br />
The Parthenogenesis Farm on Waiheke Isl<strong>and</strong> is home to the ‘lesbians<br />
of the immaculate birth’.<br />
Finding a dirth of immaculate births, Helen Clark agreed to them<br />
coming over to her place in their white robes to conceive a hot teaspoon<br />
baby. They danced around in their white gowns while Mr Burrows got<br />
wanked into a bucket <strong>and</strong> the sperm was placed into the lesbian vagina<br />
of the aptly named ‘Annemarie Wille’.<br />
The midwife was Barbara Harvey. Her husb<strong>and</strong>, Bob Harvey, was<br />
then awarded the Queen’s Service Order for Services to the Community<br />
in 1991, <strong>and</strong> soon became Mayor of West Auckl<strong>and</strong> in October 1992.<br />
Mr Burrows got a job at the UN setting up nation’s sewerage systems.<br />
Maryan Street & Annemarie Wille’s home at 235 Jervois Road, Herne Bay.
The New National Anthem – ‘<strong>Hot</strong> <strong>Teaspoons</strong>’<br />
Forty weeks later confusion was born.<br />
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Thereafter Helen Clark would escape her detail (bodyguards) at<br />
3 am <strong>and</strong> drive madly to 235 Jervois Rd, to the home of Maryan Street,<br />
Annemarie Wille, <strong>and</strong> Elsje Marteke, to check up on their occult child<br />
<strong>and</strong> mix with more of the fisted ones.<br />
Helen’s detail would complain that they’d have to jump through<br />
their trousers into their boots <strong>and</strong> follow her at that ungodly hour.<br />
I’ve been in Maryan Street’s gingerbread house . . .<br />
Ms Rabbit visits Maryan Street in a gingerbread house.<br />
. . . <strong>and</strong> builders have been in Helen’s house.<br />
Here they found the biggest dildo available under<br />
her bed. Helen has sex with her husb<strong>and</strong> Peter,<br />
fanny to arse, doggy style with Helen on top . . .<br />
Ms Rabbit – the biggest dog of them all.<br />
Helen Clark as Ms Rabbit.
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New Zeal<strong>and</strong> wasn’t too hard to take over. The strongest form<br />
of resistance came from the Wellington Apple Pie Contest, <strong>and</strong> this,<br />
combined with the national anthem, ‘<strong>Hot</strong> <strong>Teaspoons</strong>’, left no doubt that<br />
Kiwis were the world’s apple pie. Here, I’ll leave you with a verse from<br />
the new national anthem by Walk.on.me:<br />
“Peace, not war, shall be our boast,<br />
But, should foes assail our coast,<br />
Make us then a mighty host,<br />
God defend our free l<strong>and</strong>.” 1<br />
From dissension, envy, hate . . .<br />
From dishonour <strong>and</strong> from shame . . .<br />
Men of every creed <strong>and</strong> race . . .<br />
. . . . corruption guard our state . . .<br />
Make her praises heard afar . . .<br />
Crown her with immortal fame . . .<br />
Guide her in the nation’s van . . .<br />
Working out Thy glorious plan . . .<br />
Guard our country’s spotless name.”<br />
1 Just a dry note: In Intelligence speak, “Peace” means ‘no resistance to communism’ . . .<br />
<strong>and</strong> “Freedom” means ‘no resistance to American colonialism’.