British Prime Minister visits The University of Nottingham Malaysia ...

British Prime
Minister visits
The University
of Nottingham
Malaysia Campus
- pg 3
Boustead holds
AGM for
shareholders
- pg 5
Pharmaniaga
Annual Dinner 2012
- pg 8 & 9
the Curve & e@Curve
host Business Partners
Luncheon
- pg 11
January - April 2012
For internal circulation only
Karnival Sukan
MHS Aviation
- pg 14

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Dear fellow Bousteadians,
As we journey further into financial year 2012, you would
be aware that we closed financial year 2011 on a very
strong note, achieving record profits and revenue that
has never been achieved before by the Boustead Group.
The Group ended the year with a solid performance
registering a record profit before tax of RM831 million
for the full year, marking a 14% improvement on the
back of a 38% increase in record turnover amounting to
RM8.6 billion. These results are a clear testament to our
teamwork and hard work.
While almost all Divisions have performed exceedingly
well, our Plantation Division has once again led the year
due to robust crude palm oil prices. Property as well
as Trading and Manufacturing Division made a great
achievement with a jump in profit and we are delighted
that the Pharmaceutical Division, the latest addition
to our Group, has performed equally well over a short
period of time.
Our Finance and Investment Division have also maintained
its role in contributing to our Groups performance and
growth while we expect Heavy Industries Division to
perform even better in this coming financial year with
the construction of the Second Generation Patrol Vessels.
External conditions will continue to have an impact on
our Group. However, given our past results and your
commitment, I am certainly confident that we will rise to
the challenge and aim to deliver another good year for
our shareholders and stakeholders.
Thank you.
Tan Sri Dato' Lodin Wok Kamaruddin
Deputy Chairman/
Group Managing Director's
messagePengarah Urusan
Kumpulan
Staf Boustead yang dihargai,
Ketika kita mengharungi tahun kewangan 2012 seterusnya,
anda pasti sedar yang kita telah mengakhiri tahun
kewangan 2011 dengan baik sekali di mana kita telah
mencapai keuntungan dan pendapatan yang amat
memberangsangkan, iaitu satu rekod yang belum pernah
dicapai oleh Kumpulan Boustead sebelum ini.
Kumpulan mengakhiri tahun dengan prestasi cemerlang
dengan rekod keuntungan sebelum cukai sebanyak RM831
juta bagi tahun tersebut, peningkatan sebanyak 14% di
atas perolehan yang meningkat sebanyak 38%, juga satu
rekod, yang berjumlah RM8.6 bilion. Keputusan-keputusan
ini adalah bukti terhadap keberkesanan kerja berpasukan
dan ketekunan kakitangan kita.
Hampir kesemua Bahagian kita telah menunjukkan prestasi
yang sangat baik di mana Bahagian Perladangan telah
mendahului sekali lagi tahun ini disebabkan harga minyak
sawit mentah yang amat baik. Bahagian Hartanah serta
Bahagian Perdagangan dan Pembuatan mencatatkan satu
pencapaian besar dengan peningkatan dalam keuntungan
dan kita amat gembira dengan Bahagian Farmaseutikal
yang telah menunjukkan prestasi yang sama baik dalam
jangka masa yang singkat.
Bahagian Kewangan dan Pelaburan turut memainkan
peranan dengan memberi sumbangan kepada prestasi dan
pertumbuhan Kumpulan dan kita menjangkakan Bahagian
Industri Berat dapat menunjukkan prestasi yang lebih
baik pada tahun kewangan akan datang melalui projek
pembinaan Kapal Peronda Generasi Kedua.
Keadaan luaran akan terus memberi impak kepada
Kumpulan kita. Walau bagaimanapun, berdasarkan
keputusan-keputusan serta komitmen kita yang lalu, saya
begitu yakin bahawa kita dapat mengharungi cabaran dan
mencapai satu lagi tahun yang baik untuk para pemegang
saham dan stakeholder kita.
Terima kasih.
Tan Sri Dato’ Lodin Wok Kamaruddin

British Prime Minister visits
The University of Nottingham
Malaysia Campus
A Q&A session on global politics
Mr. Cameron waving to the
students from the campus
balcony
Both Prime Ministers attended a meeting of the Global Movement of
Moderates held on-campus, where they spoke about moderate Islam and
how fundamentalism bears no reflection on the true values of Islam and that
it should not be tolerated.
The meeting also included a Q&A session on global politics during which
both Prime Ministers answered questions from the students on, among
others the political situation in Burma, Iran, Palestine and Israel.
Dato' Sri Najib then
departed for an
appointment but
the British Prime
Minister stayed
and toured the 125acre
parkland campus
and was briefed on its
pioneer role it plays as
a powerful symbol of
successful educational
collaboration between
the two nations.
The visit also saw the
signing of a
UK-Malaysia
Joint Statement
on Higher
Education and
Skills at the
campus by UK’s Minister
of State for Universities
and Science, Rt. Hon. David
Willetts, and Malaysia’s Minister of Higher Education, Y.B. Dato’ Seri
Mohamed Khaled Nordin.
The signing was followed by a round table meeting between key heads
of universities in the UK and Malaysia.
The British Prime Minister, Rt. Hon.
David Cameron visited The University
of Nottingham Malaysia Campus (UNMC)
on 12 April 2012 as part of an official
two-day trip to Malaysia. He was joined
by Y.A.B. Dato’ Sri Mohd Najib Tun Abdul
Razak, the Prime Minister of Malaysia, in a
visit that served to reinforce the bilateral
ties between the two countries.
The signing of a UK-Malaysia Joint Statement on
Higher Education and Skills
A round table meeting in session
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Prime Minister visits
Royale Ice Skating Rink
The Prime Minister of Malaysia, Y.A.B. Dato’ Sri
Mohd Najib Tun Abdul Razak paid a visit to the
Royale Ice Skating Rink at the new The Royale Bintang
Damansara hotel after attending the grand finale of
the Barisan Nasional Youth Music 2011 competition
and music festival held at the Curve, Mutiara
Damansara on 4 March 2012. He was accompanied
by the Minister of Home Affairs, Y.B. Dato’ Seri
Hishammuddin Tun Hussein; Minister of Agriculture
and Agro-based Industry, Y.B. Datuk Seri Hj. Noh Omar
and Barisan Nasional Youth Chairman, Y.B. Khairy
Jamaluddin.
During the visit, Dato’ Sri Najib was welcomed by
Deputy Chairman/Group Managing Director of
Boustead Holdings Berhad, Y.Bhg. Tan Sri Dato’ Lodin
Wok Kamaruddin and the hotel’s Operations Director,
Y.Bhg. Datuk Mokhtar Mohd Khir.
The Royale Ice Skating Rink is unique as it is Malaysia’s
only ice skating rink located within the premises of a
hotel property.
Tan Sri Lodin accompanying the Prime Minister to
The Royale Bintang Damansara's ice skating rink

Shareholders begin trickling in to register their
attendance from approximately 7.30 am
Deputy Chairman/Group Managing Director, Y.Bhg. Tan
Sri Dato’ Lodin Wok Kamaruddin, highlights the company’s
strong financial results and developments that were
generated in the company throughout 2011
A shareholder posing a question to the Board
Boustead holds
AGM for shareholders
Boustead Holdings Berhad held its 50th Annual General
Meeting (AGM) on 9 April 2012 at The Taming Sari
Grand Ballroom of The Royale Chulan Kuala Lumpur.
All resolutions put forward were passed by the
shareholders during the AGM. These resolutions include
amongst others, receiving and adopting the audited
financial statements of the Boustead Group for the year
ended 31 December 2011 and re-appointing Directors of
the Company.
The AGM concludes with a press conference
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Other
companies'
Annual General
Meetings
2012
UAC
Berhad
6 April
4 April
Boustead
Heavy Industries
Corporation Berhad
A shareholder going through UAC Berhad’s annual report at the company’s
Annual General Meeting held at The Royale Bintang Damansara
Pharmaniaga Berhad’s Managing Director, Y.Bhg. Dato’ Farshilla Emran;
Chairman, Y.Bhg. Tan Sri Dato’ Lodin Wok Kamaruddin and Director,
Mr. Daniel Ebinesan at the company’s Annual General Meeting
held at The Royale Bintang Damansara
Pharmaniaga
Berhad
Boustead Heavy Industries Corporation Berhad’s Executive
Deputy Chairman/Managing Director, Y. Bhg. Laksamana Madya
Tan Sri Dato’ Seri Ahmad Ramli Hj. Mohd Nor (R) at the company’s
Annual General Meeting held at Menara Boustead
Boustead Sissons Paints
acquires paints from Berger International
5 April
Berger International Managing Director, Mr. Ng Say Hoe (left) shaking hands with Boustead Sissons Paints' General Manager,
En. Megat Joha. Also seen in the picture are En. Baharum Ibrahim, Boustead Sissons Paints' Senior Manager for Contract &
Government Sector (far left), En. Mohd Roduan Hanafi, Boustead Sissons Paints' Finance & Admin Manager (far right) and
En. Hazri Hamzah, Boustead Sissons Paints' National Sales Manager (2nd far right)
In line with its objective of being
a one-stop centre for decorative,
protective and marine paints,
Boustead Sissons Paints Sdn.
Bhd. acquired Berger Protective
and Marine Paints from Berger
International Sdn. Bhd. on
12 March 2012. The signing
ceremony was held at Boustead
Sissons Paints office at Menara
UAC, Mutiara Damansara.
With these new range of products,
Boustead Sissons Paints will step
up its efforts to secure painting
works in the lucrative ship repair
and maintenance industry as well
as the oil and gas industry.

Royale treatment for secretaries
Secretaries Week at The Royale
Chulan Kuala Lumpur was
celebrated on 16 April 2012 with the
return of the Malaysian 80's Singing
Sensation and International Artiste,
Dato’ Shake.
The guests-of-honour at the
event were Lembaga Tabung
Angkatan Tentera's Chairman, Y.Bhg.
Laksamana Tan Sri Dato' Sri Mohd
Anwar Hj. Mohd Nor (R); Boustead
Holdings Berhad's Deputy Chairman/
Group Managing Director, Y.Bhg. Tan
Sri Dato' Lodin Wok Kamaruddin and
H.E. Madame Martine Dorance, the
Ambassador of France.
Secretaries were singing along to
some of Dato’ Shake's classic tracks
right from the first song on stage, 'Kita
Bertemu Lagi.' Shake also threw in a
few of his popular French numbers
such as 'Tu Sais Je T’aime (You Know
I Love You)', 'Avec Elle', and 'Demons
et Mervielle' which had the audience
swaying to the catchy beats.
The crowd went wild at some of
the most awaited tracks of Dato'
Shake, made popular back in the
80's, such as 'Umi', 'Kau Bungaku' and
'Anugerah Dari Kegagalan', followed
by some of his classic English songs
such as 'What Now My Love' and
'Born For Music.'
Announcement
Dato' Shake rendering a classic song
A sumptuous five-course
western luncheon was served
whilst prizes comprising room
stays, dining and F&B vouchers
from all the Royale Bintang
Hotel properties were given
away to a few lucky secretaries
and guests.
The afternoon ended with a
bang as all the ladies shook
GROUP HUMAN CAPITAL MANAGEMENT DEPARTMENT
Please be informed that the Group Human Capital Management
Department has moved to the 7th Floor, Menara Boustead.
Our contact numbers and email addresses remain unchanged, however
kindly note that we have a new fax number.
Our new contact information is as follows:
Grand lucky draw winner, Noriah with the
hotel's General Manager, Mr. Franz Swoboda
Group Human Capital Management Department
Boustead Holdings Berhad
7th Floor, Menara Boustead
69, Jalan Raja Chulan
50200 Kuala Lumpur
Telephone Number : 03-2141 9044
New Fax Number : 03-2143 5332
the ballroom with applause
and excited screams when the
main lucky draw winners were
selected. The main prize featured
return flight tickets to Medan,
Indonesia and Phuket, Thailand.
The ultimate grand prize, a flight
and accommodation trip to Paris,
France was won by a lucky Pn.
Noriah Ibrahim of Boustead Heavy
Industries Corporation Berhad.
During the event, guests were
offered exclusive packages and
complimentary goodies courtesy
of Telaga Bunga Spa and Avon
Boutique (Suhas Global Enterprise,
Bandar Sri Damansara) at the
booth set up outside the ballroom.
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Pharmaniaga Annual Dinner 2012
Two Proton cars, 20 Honda motorbikes, Haj and
Umrah travelling packages as well as trips to
London and Beijing, Coach handbags, Aigner watches,
domestic travel vouchers and iPads were among the
prizes offered for lucky draws during the Pharmaniaga
Annual Dinner 2012.
Themed 'Black & Red Glam', the event was held at The
Royale Chulan Kuala Lumpur on 24 March 2012 and
was officiated by the Chairman, Y.Bhg. Tan Sri Dato’
Lodin Wok Kamaruddin.
Registration and door gift collection
Standing red, posing black
Emcee Ranbir jazzing up the mood...
For the first time in Pharmaniaga history, the event brought
together all of Pharmaniaga Group’s subsidiaries including
the branches in the Klang Valley, Penang, Sabah and Sarawak.
There were more than 1,500 staff and partners glamorously
dressed up for the occasion.
Other than the lucky draw prizes, everyone was entertained
by performances by talented staff. One of the bands had the
crowd jumping and dancing to their music right in front of
the stage.
The management team also gave an astounding group
performance. It was a delight to learn that Managing
Director, Y.Bhg. Dato’ Farshilla Emran, has a talent in singing
when she went on stage to perform a duet with her
husband.
Dato' Farshilla with Tan Sri Lodin entering the hall
Opening gambit by the hotel staff
A performance by Pharmaniaga Life Science staff

"Let's see, who's turn is it to get lucky!"
Worthy performance..Thank you Pharmaniaga!
The crew behind the scene
Supportive management team lining up for prize giving ceremony
The grand prize being given away by Tan Sri Lodin
"I won a car!"
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9
February
21
February
Online hotel reservation services provider, agoda.com
presents the Agoda Golden Circle Award to The Royale
Bintang Kuala Lumpur in recognition as an
outstanding hotel partner.
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March
The Royale Bintang news 2012
The Royale Bintang Damansara’s
General Manager Mr. Julian
Blaydes receives his Certified
Hotel Administrator (CHA),
a title awarded by American
Hotel and Lodging Educational
Institute. The certificate was
presented by Y.B. Dato' Maznah
Mazlan, the Deputy Minister of
Human Resources.
CHA is the most prestigious
certification available to a
hotel general manager and
hospitality executive. It is part
of an elite group of hospitality
professionals who by combining
education and experience with
dedication to the industry
have achieved a high level of
expertise.
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February
Left photo: Boustead's Deputy Chairman/Group Managing Director, Y.Bhg. Tan Sri Dato'
Lodin Wok Kamaruddin is joined by his family members during a cake-cutting
ceremony as he celebrates his birthday at The Royale Bintang Damansara.
Right photo: Tan Sri Lodin giving a speech.
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February
Three of The Royale Bintang
Damansara’s staff receive their
Diploma in Hotel Management from
Malaysia Association of Hotel Training
& Education Centre (MAHTEC).
The recipients are Al Jasme Ahmad
(Housekeeping), Mohd Izzudin Mohd
Solkahli (Banquet) and Hirwan Zahari
(F&B).
The hotel conducts a simulated fire drill as an opportunity for
staff members to demonstrate how they can perform life-saving
duties responsibly. Bomba, Trafik Polis and St. John Ambulance
are involved in this exercise.
Catch The Royale Bintang Damansara's weekly bagpipe
performances every Friday evening, conducted by the
illustrious St. John's Alumni Pipe Band.

To mark the beginning of the Year of the Dragon, the Curve
& e@Curve treated their business partners to a delightful
luncheon at the new The Royale Bintang Damansara hotel in
Mutiara Damansara on 28 February 2012.
Throughout the luncheon, guests were entertained by a
series of dance performances and stand-up comedy by
the event emcee, Ms. Joanne Kam Poh Poh and her crew
members.
the Curve and e@Curve staff posing for the camera while waiting for their guests to arrive
the Curve & e@Curve
host Business Partners Luncheon
Dato’ Ghazali provides an update on the Curve
and e@Curve development
As appreciation to tenants from both malls, awards and gifts
were presented by Mdm. Adele D. Flores, the Curve's Centre
Manager. The awards categories ranged from Best Paymasters,
Sales Excellence, Most Promising Sales Award, Best Supportive
Tenant in Joint Events for CSR Activities, Most Participation in
Advertising & Promotional Campaigns to Highest Participation
in e@Curve Booklet Award.
Special lucky draw gifts, sponsored by the Royale Bintang
hotels, were also given out to four lucky winners.
Jazz singer, Janet Lee entertaining the crowd
Dato’ Ghazali shares a light moment with
Datuk Zakaria and Datuk Mokhtar
Adele giving out gift to one of the tenants
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the Curve and e@Curve’s festive CSR activities
the Curve media
launch & charity
gathering
the Curve staff posing with the underprivileged
children from Precious Children Home
Chip-wrecked treat for
underprivileged children
Santa handing out goody bags to
one of the orphans
e@Curve staff with the children from the House of Joy
the Curve spread the Christmas joy
and goodwill by celebrating with a
group of underprivileged children
from Precious Children Home as well
as with the media. The fun kicked off
with a handicrafts workshop, followed
by a round of exciting games
and quizzes. The children were
put in a festive mood as they
were entertained by Christmas
medley songs and the dance
production show.
e@Curve ended the
year with a special chipwrecked
treat for the
underprivileged children
of PJ Shelter Home. Upon
arrival, the management
and staff of e@Curve
were on hand to meet
and greet the children at
the Centre Atrium, which
was decorated to the
theme of the movie Alvin
and The Chipmunks: Chip-
wrecked. The children then made their way to the cinema
for a screening of the movie and the hall was filled with
excitement and laughter as they enjoyed the adventures of
the famous singing chipmunks.
The festivities were followed by
a delicious dinner courtesy of
Lunch and movie treats for orphans
e@Curve welcomed the
year of the dragon by
treating 40 orphans from
House of Joy to a fun day
at the mall. The children
arrived at 3.00 pm and were
treated to a scrumptious
lunch at Popeyes.
co-sponsor, Garden Lifestyle Store
& Café. Before the event came to a
close, the children received goody
bags, courtesy of the Curve.
In the spirit of giving, the Curve
had produced exclusive Christmas
wrapping paper and greeting cards.
Shoppers who made a minimum
donation of RM2.00 would get these
two items for free. Total fund of
RM1,115.00 from this donation
drive was channelled to the Precious
Children Home.
e@Curve staff with the PJ Shelter Home orphans
The kids were then ushered to the Centre Atrium to catch the
‘Sing and Dance’ show, featuring Alvin and The Chipmunks
characters. The children all had a good time, happily singing
and dancing along with their favourite characters from the
movie.
Following the activities, the children were treated to a
scrumptious lunch courtesy of Manhattan Fish Market. They
also had the opportunity to enjoy a thrilling performance by a
magician and were in awe of his magic tricks and entertaining
antics. As the festivities came to an end, a jolly Santa Claus
also made an appearance and the kids were delighted to
receive goodie bags filled with toys and candy.
En. Azizul handing out ang pows to the orphans
During the lunch, the children were laughing away as the
magician clown entertained them with funny performances
and magic tricks. Following the lunch, En. Azizul Hisham
Ahmad, e@Curve's Centre Manager handed out goody bags
and ang pows to each child before heading to the Cathay
cinema for a movie treat.

Derma darah,
staf Boustead
laksana
tanggungjawab
sosial
Pada 23 Februari 2012 yang lalu,
Jabatan Komunikasi Kumpulan,
Boustead Holdings Berhad dengan
kerjasama syarikat SC Johnson dan
Pusat Darah Negara sekali lagi telah
mengadakan kempen menderma
darah.
Kempen yang bertemakan ‘Dermakan darah kepada Pusat Darah Negara, bukan kepada nyamuk’ itu telah mendapat sambutan
yang baik bukan sahaja daripada staf Boustead sendiri malah juga daripada kakitangan para penyewa bangunannya.
Seramai 44 penderma telah berjaya menderma daripada 57 orang yang mendaftar dan sebagai penghargaan, pihak SC Johnson
telah memberikan hadiah percuma berupa produk perlindungan daripada nyamuk jenama ‘Ridsect.’
Boustead Shipping's Mini Bowling Championship 2012
Group photo of all teams
Boustead Shipping Agencies
Sdn. Bhd. (BSA) in Klang
recently organised a Mini Bowling
Championship at the Klang Parade
on 31 March 2012. In total, 64
staff took part in the championship
comprising 8 teams.
Pom pom girls
The idea was
initiated by Mr.
Nikita Saad Putra,
the new Acting
General Manager
of BSA with the
objective to
strengthen bonds
between staff.
The bowling
championship
started at 10.00 am
and concluded with
the crowning of the
‘KMT Group’ (Kami
Memang Terer) as the champion.
The highest scorers were Mohd
Aznan Shafian and Norhashmie Erma
Mohd Hashim. Both the male and
female with the highest score will be
representing BSA in the upcoming
Antara para penderma yang layak menderma
‘Kejohanan Bowling Individu & Berpasukan
KSB 2012’ at the Curve, Mutiara Damansara
in May 2012.
Indirectly, we managed to unearth the
hidden talent that some of us have in this
game through this activity.
Crew members
Champion groupBest player (men) Best player (women)
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Acara bola tampar pantai
Karnival Sukan MHS Aviation
Kelab Sukan MHS Aviation Berhad telah mengadakan
Karnival Sukan pada 10 - 12 Februari 2012 yang lalu di
Kelab Sukan Komuniti Cyberjaya. Seramai 80 peserta yang
terdiri daripada kakitangan Kuala Lumpur dan Kerteh,
Terengganu telah menyertai acara tersebut. Para peserta
menginap di Paya Indah Wetland Resort, Cyberjaya.
Sebanyak lima acara telah dipertandingkan iaitu ping
pong, badminton, futsal, bola tampar pantai dan boling.
Pasukan Super Puma telah dinobatkan sebagai johan
keseluruhan, diikuti tempat kedua pasukan Ecureuil
dan ketiga pasukan Sikorsky. Tahniah diucapkan kepada
pasukan yang berjaya!
Upacara penyampaian hadiah telah disempurnakan oleh
Ketua Pegawai Eksekutif MHS Aviation, En. Ma’som
Mahadi yang seterusnya menutup Karnival Sukan
tersebut.
Antara para peserta yang mengambil bahagian
Acara boling
Acara badminton lelaki
Acara ping pong lelaki
Acara futsal wanita
En. Ma’som menyampaikan hadiah kepada pemenang
Barisan ahli jawatankuasa kelab sukan

Jokes of the day
Kia and Rolls-Royce
A guy in a Kia pulled up next to a Rolls-
Royce at a red light and asked, “Hey, is
your car Bluetooth enabled?” The Rolls
owner nodded.
“So is mine. Got Wi-Fi?” The Rolls owner
nodded again. “Me too. What about a
double bed?”
“No. Do you?” asked the Rolls guy.
“Yep.” The light turned green and the Kia
took off. Jealous, the Rolls guy headed
to the Pimp My Rolls customising shop
and got a double bed put in, then drove
around until he found the Kia parked on
the side of the road. He knocked on the
window. “Guess what. I got a double bed
put in my car too.”
The Kia owner peered out. “You got me
out of the shower to tell me that?!”
Know how to pray
As the storm raged, the Captain realised
his ship was sinking fast. He called out,
“Anyone here know how to pray?”
One man stepped forward. “Aye, Captain,
I know how to pray.”
“Good,” said the Captain, “you pray while
the rest of us put on our life jackets —
we’re one short.”
A meeting in an Iron
Curtain Country
At a meeting in an Iron Curtain country,
a Party member, Comrade Dobrinsky,
got up from his seat and said, “Comrade
Leader, I have only three questions to
ask. If we are the greatest industrial
nation in the world, what has happened
to our automobiles? If we have the
best agriculture in the world, what has
happened to our bread? If we are the
finest cattle raisers in the world, what has
happened to our meat?”
The Party chairman stared at Comrade
Dobrinsky for a moment, then declared,
“It is too late to reply to your questions
tonight. I will answer them at our next
meeting.”
When the meeting opened the following
week, another Party member rose and
said, “I have just one question. What
happened to Comrade Dobrinsky?”
Send them a bill
A lawyer and a doctor were having dinner
at their country club. “I have a real
problem,” the doctor said to the lawyer.
“Members of this club ask me all kinds of
medical questions. This hurts my practice.
What can I do?”
“That’s easy,” the attorney replied. “Send
them a bill.”
Two days later the doctor received a bill
from the lawyer.
Lousy rug
Forsyth was a big-game hunter and a big
bore. He had cornered a dinner guest in
his trophy room to explain in great detail
how each of his kills had been made.
Pointing to a large tiger skin on the floor,
he boasted, “I got that one in India. Just
stumbled on him. I had no choice. It was
either the tiger or me.”
“The tiger was a wise choice,” sighed a
weary guest. “You’d have made a lousy
rug.”
Five miles a day
A doctor told Uncle Fudd that if he ran
five miles a day for 300 days, he would
lose 75 pounds. At the end of 300 days,
Uncle Fudd called the doctor to report
he had lost the weight, but he had a
problem.
“What’s the problem?” asked the doctor.
“I’m 1500 miles from home.”
Surprise tour and a lazy
young man
The owner of a manufacturing plant
decided to make a surprise tour of the
shop. Walking through the warehouse,
he noticed a young man lazily leaning
against a packing crate. “Just how much
are you being paid a week?” the boss
angrily asked him.
“A hundred bucks,” answered the lounging
guy.
The boss pulled out his wallet and peeled
off five $20 bills. “Here’s a week’s pay,” he
shouted. “Now get out and don’t come
back!”
Wordlessly, the young man stuffed the
money into his pocket and took off. The
warehouse manager, standing nearby,
stared in amazement. “Tell me,” the boss
said, “how long has that guy worked for
us?”
“He didn’t work here,” replied his
employee. “He was just delivering a
package.”
Broken into the dress shop
“You admit having broken into the dress
shop four times?” asked the judge.
“Yes,” answered the suspect.
“And what did you steal?”
“A dress, Your Honour,” replied the
suspect.
“One dress?” echoed the judge, “But you
admit breaking in four times!”
“Yes, Your Honour,” sighed the suspect.
“But three times my wife didn’t like the
color.”
Had her begging
Two men were talking at the office water
cooler. One was telling the other about a
fight he’d had with his wife. “In the end,”
he said, “I had her begging on her knees.”
“What did she say?” asked the coworker.
“She told me to come out from under the
bed.”
No future inheritances
“There’s good news and bad news,” the
divorce lawyer told his client.
“I could sure use some good news,” sighed
the client. “What is it?”
“Your wife isn’t demanding that your
future inheritances be included in the
settlement.”
“And the bad news?”
“After the divorce, she’s marrying your
father.”
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Mesyuarat Agung Kelab Sukan Boustead 2011
Kelab Sukan Boustead (KSB) telah mengadakan
Mesyuarat Agung bagi tahun 2011 pada 23
Februari 2012 bertempat di Tingkat 9, Kompleks
Sukan Menara Boustead di mana nama-nama Ahli
Jawatankuasa baru untuk sesi 2012 telah diumumkan
seperti berikut:
PENGERUSI : En. Shoib Abdullah
(Menang tanpa bertanding)
NAIB PENGERUSI : En. Md Aziman Abd Aziz
(Menang tanpa bertanding)
SETIAUSAHA : Pn. Farawahidah Md Isa
(Menang tanpa bertanding)
NAIB SETIAUSAHA : En. Farid Yaacob
(Menang tanpa bertanding)
BENDAHARI : En. Noorulhadi Mohamed
(Menang tanpa bertanding)
NAIB BENDAHARI : En. M Shamshur M Ramley
(Menang tanpa bertanding)
AHLI JAWATANKUASA : En. V Subaseelan
En. Norazman Abd Rahman
En. Mohd Nata Ibrahim
En. Azam Md Nor
Cik Suhana Surani
Cik Fazura Nur Jaafar
Cik Ida Rahyu Nasarudin
En. Muh D Walid Abd Razak
Johan acara badminton - En. Asmawi dari BEA
Mesyuarat sedang dijalankan
Johan acara ping pong - En. Aziman
dari Boustead Properties
Published by: Boustead Holdings Berhad (3871-H) Printed by: Pencetak Weng Fatt Sdn Bhd (19847-W)
Antara ahli-ahli yang hadir
Pengerusi mengucapkan terima kasih kepada ahli-ahli
kelab yang hadir pada petang itu bagi menyempurnakan
agenda mesyuarat dan juga bekerjasama untuk perlantikan
Ahli Jawatankuasa baru. Sebelum mesyuarat berakhir,
penyampaian hadiah untuk acara Karnival Sukan Dalaman
KSB 2011 telah diadakan.
Acara-acara yang dipertandingkan adalah seperti berikut:
SEPAK TAKRAW - Johan : Damansara Entertainment
Centre (DEC)/Boustead
Shipping
Naib johan : Boustead Curve A
Ketiga : Boustead Curve B
BADMINTON - Johan : Boustead Estates Agency
(BEA), Boustead
Information Technology
(BIT) & Asia Smart Cards
Centre (ASCC)
Naib johan : Boustead Holdings Berhad
& The University of
Nottingham Malaysia Campus
Ketiga : DEC & Boustead Shipping
BOLA TAMPAR - Johan : Boustead Curve A
Naib johan : Boustead Curve B
Ketiga : BEA, BIT & ASCC
PING PONG - Johan : Boustead Properties
& Mutiara Rini
Naib johan : BEA, BIT & ASCC
Ketiga : Boustead Curve B
Naib johan bola tampar - Azmi
dari pasukan Curve B
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