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VtM - Review: Clanbook: Malkavian
done, outside of V:TM 2, WWPG, and SabPG. For C:Gan to be its equal, one had to open the covers, and
have the Wild be there, calling out to them. It does not. For C:Bru to be its equal, a fist had to come out,
and bop you on the nose, while images assaulted you to get you RILED!! In short, each book would have
to allow you to gain deep insight into the clan, to make you one with it.
Why then, can I say nothing? It is the ultimate construct to subjective reality. You find within it only
what you seek. If you think Malkavians=Beetlejuice, there's Page XX. If you think Malkavians are closet
psychopaths, there's rules for that. But most importantly, if you thought there ought to be something
more about the Madmen, well, taste and see...
And look...the Emperor's wearing no clothes!
Me: All right, for those of us without salad shooters for hands, did anyone remember to procure the
weaponry?
Bluto: Sure did. Had a talk with a guy at the local Surplus City. He let us have the entire stock.
Me: Waittaminit! You're a BRUJAH!
Bluto: Yeah?
Me: You don't HAVE Dominate!
Bluto: Well, I brought an interpreter.
Me: Who?
Bluto: Mr. Giggles. My chainsaw.
Me: URK!
Bozo, the -sure- I'm not a Malkavian: Hey pass some guns.
Bluto: Nope. YOu'll shoot your eye out.
Bozo: I do have two, you know. It's not like the other one's doing anything terribly useful.
Bluto: Oh, okay, but only ONE! Preferrably something with a low amount of rounds. Malks and autofire
do not play well...
Bozo: Hand over the light antitank weapon. If I'm going to shoot my eye out, at least I'll do it in
STYLE...
-Excerpts from Rage over Stone Mountain By Night, 2nd Edition.
Tim Toner, Jellomancer, Thanatos without a Gun, tgt33358@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
"People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the Devil. I don't know why.
No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And good is eternally difficult."
Louis, Interview with the Vampire
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