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Semolinian Equinox<br />

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by Svetlana Lavochkina<br />

from Eclectica Magazine<br />

At Donetsk University, talking about money reveals bad<br />

manners―there has been no sight of salary for six months.<br />

Students and professors go to the marketplace after classes.<br />

They stand at the stalls side by side, their ankles equally<br />

soaked in April sleet. They sell groceries, poultry,<br />

hosiery―whatever the dealers supply them with.<br />

“French socks latest cut, sexy stockings for your butt!”<br />

student Andrey recites into the drizzle, helping Professor<br />

Nikolai Vassilievich arrange listless bunches of carrots for<br />

display on the stone counter. Nikolai Vassilievich guards Andrey’s<br />

wallet while Andrey heads for an inconspicuous place<br />

at the market fringes to relieve himself. Drinking moonshine<br />

to get warm, they count their gain in inflated millions,<br />

munch the carrots, shoo mongrels from under the stalls, and<br />

never talk about the university.<br />

At summer solstice, however, the learner and the learned<br />

meet in a short circuit at the State Examination. Andrey<br />

feigns due awe of Nikolai Vassilievich of course, but, mumbling<br />

unintelligibly as he does, Andrey still knows for sure<br />

that his mark will not quite exactly mirror the fact that he<br />

has neither opened any book on the course programme nor<br />

seen the professor doing his main job at the pulpit, his silver<br />

tongue pouring out undiluted Middle English to the drowsing<br />

audience, too recently weaned from Mother Goose to be<br />

able to partake of swiche licour.<br />

Sighing, Nikolai Vassilievich scribbles ‘satisfactory’ into<br />

Andrey’s record book. After all, in the domain of cutting edge

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