C4 antho - Chamber Four
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~64~ The Chamber Four Fiction Anthology “I think there’s a guy coming,” he said. She untangled her legs and slid down alongside him and put her head on his chest just as the light licked the edges of the Navajo blanket and dazzled their eyes. “Sorry to bother you,” the man said. “I’m going to have to ask you to move.” He was gone almost as quickly as he came. He explained how it looked. The church didn’t like people making out on the lawn. Back on the median, on the way to their dorm rooms, the boy and his girl wrapped the blanket around themselves like they were a couple of refugees. It was a while before either of them spoke. The boy was embarrassed and still incredibly horny but the girl shrugged him off every time. Finally, she said, “we just had sex with our clothes on.” It was like the finger of God had come down and named it. But the boy said, “I don’t think so.” * * * * The boy, married, seven years last April. He was lying in bed depressed. His wife lay on her side with her hand on his chest. They had failed their first round of in vitro fertilization last month and they had two embryos in storage for the next. So here they were, the failed parents, in the eye of the storm, two weeks after his wife’s period, waiting. The boy remembered last month, the nights where he gave his wife progesterone shots. He would swab the bit of skin behind her hip bone with rubbing alcohol and push a needle through the fatty tissue and into the muscle. His wife sucked air through her teeth. Sometimes it hurt more than others. What did it feel like? There were little red pricks all over her hip after a full month of injections. Gave another
Seven Little Stories About Sex ~65~ meaning to needling your wife. The boy needled her every night, “shooting up” they called it, all because the boy had problems, below-the-belt problems, whirligig sperm and too few of them. Now, in bed, depressed, the boy thought of Dr. Zimmerman during their first meeting, before they signed the papers and froze the sperm and bought the progesterone-in-oil injections and shot up night after night. First, the pitch: a story that Dr. Z had probably told to hundreds of aspiring parents but was new to the boy and his wife. “You don’t have a lot of good-quality sperm,” he said. Then he used a persuasive metaphor, a metaphor that the boy never forgot and then repeated word for word to his family, to his close friends, to some of his co-workers who tittered when they heard the word sperm: You are a like a one-man army trying to invade China. Sure, there is the theoretical possibility that you’ll be successful, but you would have a lot better chance if you had a whole army. Then the stories. The first was a couple in their forties and a man with a zero-sperm count. “Zero,” Dr. Z said. They did a sperm extraction directly from the testes and came up with five blobs of biomatter that may have been healthy sperm at some point. They injected these into the woman’s eggs and surprise! Produced two embryos. They transferred both and the woman got pregnant, gave birth to a baby boy. “The closest thing I’ve ever seen to immaculate conception,” Dr. Z. said. The second was less optimistic. In this one, a woman was gifted with multiple eggs, a whole farm of them, extracted from her ovaries by the dozens, the Follistim hormones doing their job. Her partner had several good sperm injected one by one into the eggs, fifteen healthy grade-A embryos, three transferred for good measure, the others frozen, and
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~64~ The <strong>Chamber</strong> <strong>Four</strong> Fiction Anthology<br />
“I think there’s a guy coming,” he said.<br />
She untangled her legs and slid down alongside him and<br />
put her head on his chest just as the light licked the edges of<br />
the Navajo blanket and dazzled their eyes. “Sorry to bother<br />
you,” the man said. “I’m going to have to ask you to move.”<br />
He was gone almost as quickly as he came. He explained how<br />
it looked. The church didn’t like people making out on the<br />
lawn.<br />
Back on the median, on the way to their dorm rooms, the<br />
boy and his girl wrapped the blanket around themselves like<br />
they were a couple of refugees. It was a while before either of<br />
them spoke. The boy was embarrassed and still incredibly<br />
horny but the girl shrugged him off every time.<br />
Finally, she said, “we just had sex with our clothes on.” It<br />
was like the finger of God had come down and named it.<br />
But the boy said, “I don’t think so.”<br />
* * * *<br />
The boy, married, seven years last April. He was lying in<br />
bed depressed. His wife lay on her side with her hand on his<br />
chest. They had failed their first round of in vitro fertilization<br />
last month and they had two embryos in storage for the next.<br />
So here they were, the failed parents, in the eye of the storm,<br />
two weeks after his wife’s period, waiting.<br />
The boy remembered last month, the nights where he<br />
gave his wife progesterone shots. He would swab the bit of<br />
skin behind her hip bone with rubbing alcohol and push a<br />
needle through the fatty tissue and into the muscle. His wife<br />
sucked air through her teeth. Sometimes it hurt more than<br />
others. What did it feel like? There were little red pricks all<br />
over her hip after a full month of injections. Gave another