C4 antho - Chamber Four

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~36~ The Chamber Four Fiction Anthology “If you really need to see...” “...” “I’ve got a flashlight in the kitchen,” Mrs. Chicken said. “Swell.” “How about some coffee?” she asked, tucking the sweaty lock behind her ear. The plumber grunted. “Great. That should really teach this toilet a lesson.” “It’s decaf,” Mrs. Chicken whispered, placing a proud hand on her hip. “Christ.” “...” “...” “Is that a yes?” “Lady, what did you throw down there?” “I told you. Nothing. It’s just us. And besides, I don’t know what there is to see, really.” “Shit.” The plumber replied, unscrewing and tossing the LED self-leveling camera into the corner. * * * * Mal’s video begins with a ridge of soft bumps that form the letter M. The camera then backs up until it’s obvious there are teeth on both sides and the hot presence of a tongue. Retreating further, it passes lips and emerges into broad daylight to move up the greasy length of a nose. The lens tickles the tips of eyelashes and stares down an unflinching eyeball. Then Malchicken’s whole face appears, alongside its reflection in a mirror; chin-to-chin, there’s a

Eupcaccia ~37~ tantalizing view up all four nostrils. His face goes through surprise, happiness, anger, confusion, frustration, and contemplation. Look―here’s his mother, a slanted doorway, and a hand goes up to block her face. Out in the living room, there’s a matchstick swizzled in candle wax and a partial fingerprint marring a photograph of a large crowd cheering a car race. The velvet backing the photograph is the darkest black there is. Suddenly there’s a hot flash of fluorescence, followed by an examination of the faceplate of the light switch, its screw heads perfectly vertical. Droplets of moisture define a half-destroyed spider’s web, shown with the light on and then off. On. Off. On. A painful minute focused on the spider’s leg, jerky, electric, disco. A close-up of something sways like a worm, and when the camera pulls back it’s a loose thread from the elastic cuff of Mrs. Chicken’s shirt. The tulip pattern on the fabric. Suddenly the camera is jerked as if hit by something hard; it’s Mrs. Chicken’s rings as her hand wraps over the camera’s head. Mal’s hand peels hers away. The camera tumbles to the ground. The latch of the bathroom door going in and out looks like a darting fish. The cheap gold molding still looks cheap in black and white. Inside the bathroom, there are mineral deposits clinging to the showerhead, the bleached corner of the bathtub where the soap lives and slowly decays, dark patches of grout between linoleum squares from spilt iodine or hair dye. There’s a tangled wad of hair near the corner of the tub where the caulking is riddled with spots of mold. Up near the lunar surface of the ceiling, there’s a vertiginous moment where the self-leveling camera wheels around violently, followed by a millisecond flash of Malchicken’s face, off balance. A crack running along the bottom of a picture frame merges into the etched image of a perfume bottle and its

~36~ The <strong>Chamber</strong> <strong>Four</strong> Fiction Anthology<br />

“If you really need to see...”<br />

“...”<br />

“I’ve got a flashlight in the kitchen,” Mrs. Chicken said.<br />

“Swell.”<br />

“How about some coffee?” she asked, tucking the sweaty<br />

lock behind her ear.<br />

The plumber grunted. “Great. That should really teach<br />

this toilet a lesson.”<br />

“It’s decaf,” Mrs. Chicken whispered, placing a proud<br />

hand on her hip.<br />

“Christ.”<br />

“...”<br />

“...”<br />

“Is that a yes?”<br />

“Lady, what did you throw down there?”<br />

“I told you. Nothing. It’s just us. And besides, I don’t<br />

know what there is to see, really.”<br />

“Shit.” The plumber replied, unscrewing and tossing the<br />

LED self-leveling camera into the corner.<br />

* * * *<br />

Mal’s video begins with a ridge of soft bumps that form<br />

the letter M. The camera then backs up until it’s obvious<br />

there are teeth on both sides and the hot presence of a<br />

tongue. Retreating further, it passes lips and emerges into<br />

broad daylight to move up the greasy length of a nose. The<br />

lens tickles the tips of eyelashes and stares down an unflinching<br />

eyeball. Then Malchicken’s whole face appears,<br />

alongside its reflection in a mirror; chin-to-chin, there’s a

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