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American Subsidiary _________________ by William Pierce from Granta One spring morning―it was early May, and sunlight had just reached the ivy at his shoulder―Joseph Stone leaped up at his boss’s call, then slowly, so as not to remind himself of Pavlov’s dog, tucked his chair back under the shelf that held his keyboard. He did not have far to go: three steps, four at most, took him from his cubicle to Peter Halsa’s pale, wood door. “Entschuldigung?” he asked, pronouncing the German word slackly, as any American would. “Excuse me?” Herr Halsa was drying the inside of his ear with a white hand towel. This was nothing strange. It had seemed unusual at first, months ago, but then Joseph had asked himself why certain behaviors should be off-limits at work, especially to the boss. He tugged at his nose, waiting for Herr Halsa’s answer. He felt only mildly ridiculous thinking of his boss as Herr Halsa. Everyone else was required to use formal German address, and it seemed right, though he’d explicitly been asked to call him Peter, that Joseph not call too much attention to what was already unpleasantly obvious: the gratifying fact that his boss relied on him utterly. Herr Halsa lifted his head, looked up―he was now drying the nape of his neck, having apparently rushed from home with his head still wet―and grunted in a German way that pleased Joseph, because it meant again that Joseph worked at a German company, among Germans, who might at any time release deep, Bavarian grunts.

American Subsidiary ~285~ “Nothing, no, you can return to your work. I was just saying good morning. Good morning.” Herr Halsa nodded, still rubbing his hair with his head aslant, and closed the office door. He preferred to give orders in his own good time, when he’d chanced across things that needed doing, and in the meantime he expected his employees to stay busy on their own. Joseph returned to what he’d been doing. He was typing up another proposal for robots that would replace human workers in an engine factory. No one else in the building, only Joseph Stone, could say that his cubicle opened on to the boss’s door. The other cubicles, their short walls paneled in grey carpeting, were strung together to form two separate mazes, each of which closed in on itself and had a single entrance at the printers and copy machine, not far from the kitchen door. Herr Halsa’s office took up the corner diagonally opposite. To the gear-hobbing maze belonged seasoned American salesmen who were unable to sell machines, though not for want of escorting potential buyers to golf courses and strip clubs. For whatever reason, probably some sort of native laxness, the Americans were unsuccessful―and with them one German who was so good at selling gantries that he’d been transferred to raise the Amerikaner out of their slump, and had instead fallen into one himself. To the gantry maze belonged newcomers who had not sold anything before their arrival from Germany. They were young and hungry and German and knew how to browbeat their former colleagues at the Automationsfabrik to give them extremely large discounts. Why shouldn’t the parent division sell its robots at a loss if it meant gaining a toehold in the prestigious American car market? These good Kerle had rubbed elbows in company showers with the very men they now called on for favors. The Americans in gear hobbing had visited Germany

American Subsidiary ~285~<br />

“Nothing, no, you can return to your work. I was just<br />

saying good morning. Good morning.” Herr Halsa nodded,<br />

still rubbing his hair with his head aslant, and closed the office<br />

door. He preferred to give orders in his own good time,<br />

when he’d chanced across things that needed doing, and in<br />

the meantime he expected his employees to stay busy on<br />

their own.<br />

Joseph returned to what he’d been doing. He was typing<br />

up another proposal for robots that would replace human<br />

workers in an engine factory.<br />

No one else in the building, only Joseph Stone, could say<br />

that his cubicle opened on to the boss’s door. The other cubicles,<br />

their short walls paneled in grey carpeting, were strung<br />

together to form two separate mazes, each of which closed in<br />

on itself and had a single entrance at the printers and copy<br />

machine, not far from the kitchen door. Herr Halsa’s office<br />

took up the corner diagonally opposite.<br />

To the gear-hobbing maze belonged seasoned American<br />

salesmen who were unable to sell machines, though not for<br />

want of escorting potential buyers to golf courses and strip<br />

clubs. For whatever reason, probably some sort of native laxness,<br />

the Americans were unsuccessful―and with them one<br />

German who was so good at selling gantries that he’d been<br />

transferred to raise the Amerikaner out of their slump, and<br />

had instead fallen into one himself. To the gantry maze belonged<br />

newcomers who had not sold anything before their<br />

arrival from Germany. They were young and hungry and<br />

German and knew how to browbeat their former colleagues<br />

at the Automationsfabrik to give them extremely large discounts.<br />

Why shouldn’t the parent division sell its robots at a<br />

loss if it meant gaining a toehold in the prestigious American<br />

car market? These good Kerle had rubbed elbows in company<br />

showers with the very men they now called on for favors.<br />

The Americans in gear hobbing had visited Germany

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