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Black Night Ranch ~193~<br />

James Carl was a big man. Notoriously big. He was so<br />

big that when people saw him for the first time, they’d say<br />

out loud, “Goddamn, that is a big man.” When he walked his<br />

steps were so far apart his gait looked like slow motion to<br />

Billy. His fists were as wide as Billy’s head, and he could lift<br />

four sheep at once when their wool was thick. And since Dog,<br />

the only sheep dog on the Black Night Ranch, couldn’t herd,<br />

protect, or do anything else that a sheep dog was supposed to<br />

do, that’s how they often had to move them. By hand, five at<br />

a time. Billy’s one to James Carl’s four. It took a long time to<br />

move the animals like that, but usually, even if Dog was<br />

around, he spent more time scattering the sheep than anything<br />

else. Billy wasn’t crazy about Dog. Sometimes when<br />

James Carl left the front door of the house open, Dog nosed<br />

his way into bed with Billy. Billy slept heavy and never noticed<br />

until he either woke up with the mutt or else itching<br />

from the dirty black hairs, cockleburs, or ticks the animal left<br />

behind. Even thinking of Dog made Billy itchy.<br />

Billy opened the gate at the end of the pen furthest from<br />

James Carl. To the sheep the opening must have looked like<br />

an entrance to hell because the front lines facing the gate<br />

were impenetrable. They weren’t going. James Carl kicked<br />

and pushed from his end, but the gray mass absorbed him<br />

like a pond takes a pebble. Finally, letting out a series of<br />

spooky high-pitched yelps, the big man grabbed a lamb and<br />

threw him over the top of the horde. It was a half-eared lamb<br />

they called Sonny, who had only been on the ground a little<br />

over a month.<br />

James Carl, who called every dog he ever owned Dog,<br />

named all his sheep. Few had simple names like Sonny did.<br />

Most were called things like That Bitch Ewe Who Almost<br />

Killed Me, The Lamb Who Got Tangled in the Fence That<br />

Time, or Billy’s favorite, The Ram with One Nut. Sonny was<br />

named after James Carl’s father, Sonny, who, a few years

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