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On Castles ~179~<br />

People would vote against it, or stick flame-throwers<br />

down the chimney.<br />

* * * *<br />

I decide to go to Iraq and rescue Wesley.<br />

Accomplishing such a feat will give me direction while simultaneously<br />

saving Wesley from all but certain dismemberment.<br />

I decide this is something I should have decided a long<br />

time ago. This decision makes me feel bold and unselfish for<br />

once in my life.<br />

Why not, I think? Why don’t people just go over to a war<br />

unannounced and take away their loved ones en-masse?<br />

What is stopping them? I can see it now. Cameras following<br />

my every move through the war-torn countryside. The President<br />

wishing me luck from a verdant fairway in Palm<br />

Springs. I would find Wesley and we would steal away into<br />

the night. This would be followed by a week of hiking<br />

through the wilderness during which we would eat trout and<br />

drink chartreuse for sustenance. We would dream of Switzerland<br />

and talk about Cicero. Hot buttered rum and coked up<br />

countesses awaiting us on the winter slopes of Zermatt.<br />

The other thing that could happen is that we could die.<br />

* * * *<br />

The first leg of my trip is to Morocco via Paris. I do not<br />

like Paris, but I admire the airport bar. I drink down three<br />

French ales while pretending to watch soccer. The game is<br />

confusing, but the beer is good. Once in Morocco I find a<br />

hotel thrown together with white mud and whopping teak<br />

ceiling fans that chop at the north African heat in vain. I

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