Severely handicapped class arrives - The Lowell
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^/(Wo (oiuL Asua,<br />
|s there popularity<br />
after high school?<br />
• ~Bjr Timmr Karpenko and Denis Jones<br />
„• In high school they wee popular. In high school<br />
Kcwyuuc knew their narog. In high school no one tud<br />
ja parry without ccuuiting them fint. <strong>The</strong>y're not in<br />
dth ichopl 'jrj'inbi?.<br />
^She IBM to be B»rt»= Komecomingqueen and he usgcd<br />
to be Ken Vmityquaitertndc but now they are Bar-<br />
U l Ken Nobcdy. <strong>The</strong>y're namelcu. facelew<br />
i In an undergraduate college.<br />
: and Ken. though, are not alone in their<br />
1 sate. Thousands of similar individuals acrow<br />
try are experiencing this same late. What could<br />
„JSany former high school senion have done to lose<br />
?io ouch? What was their fatal mistake?<br />
r ".<strong>The</strong>y applied to college.<br />
Sit h difficult for them, perhaps even impossible, to<br />
^comprehend leaving all their friends behind, but it ts<br />
F» bet thai every coUege-bouti senior must accept.<br />
'Bow can you avoid spending your freshmsa year in<br />
g£ dtrk-jeduded corner of the library? Read on fellow<br />
• md on. . '- - •<br />
V<br />
it is not that difficult to nuke a good first impression<br />
ir you can keep five simple rules in mind.<br />
1. Befotc entering a mom occupied by sophomores,<br />
juniors and (especially) seniors, check your hair,<br />
breath, and. for females, your eyeliner «o as not to be<br />
confused with a raccoon. Also be sure that all articles<br />
of clothing are securely fastened to avoiJ the public<br />
dUp'ay of any undergarments and to protect against<br />
uncomfortable breezes.<br />
2. Upon entering a room, smile pleasantly and avoid<br />
any objects you might trip over (or which might be<br />
thrown at you). V JU should always have on hand three<br />
conversation sinner*.<br />
Examples: A. "How about them Bears?" (replace<br />
school team) B. "Was that a tough, History/<br />
Ca'culus/Frcnch test today or what7" C, "What do<br />
you think is really in the Monday night chefs surprise?"<br />
3. Avoid being overly enthusiastic or excited.<br />
Example. "Hi, everyone! My name Is Patty! I'm<br />
soooooo excited to be here. (Checrleading jump into<br />
splits and scream.) When arc cheerleading tryouts?<br />
(Shake pempotra.) Whcn's rush week? (Giggle,<br />
squeal, shiick.)"<br />
Solution: "Good ihftemoon. (deep breath of air)<br />
I'm Felicia. Could you instruct me in my search for<br />
the women's powder room. (Long sensuous drag of<br />
Virginia Slim.) Thank you everso."<br />
4. Never, under an? circumstances ask an uppcr<strong>class</strong>man:<br />
A. "Where U the bathroom?"<br />
B. "Could you possibly set me up with your boyfriend/<br />
girlfriend?" C. "Don't you think Leif Garret/Melissa<br />
Gilbert is just the grooviest?"<br />
5. Upon exiting i room, keep smiling, keep shin*<br />
ing, and remember, if you have made an absolute fool<br />
of yourself, you can always apply cbewhere ncxl year.<br />
So don't despair, your freshman year need not be<br />
spent in the confines of the campus litwy. And who<br />
knows, you mig* even fool people into A Wang you're<br />
a sophomore.<br />
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PROFILES<br />
Seniors find cost<br />
of living too high<br />
By Betsy Merzeakh<br />
<strong>The</strong>y say 'hat being a high school senior it a btccxe.<br />
but they never mention how expensive air can tc.<br />
<strong>The</strong> senior ''car of one's high school career is a very<br />
financially unsound one. Of course, seniors are luppo5cd<br />
to be done with school by mod 10. and ought<br />
to have plenty of spore time lo get employed and get<br />
rich, but it never scents to work out quite thai **y.<br />
Senior portraits — whai w great idea! <strong>The</strong> clever person<br />
who thought this idea up b one rich guy right now.<br />
Let's buy ONE 'hid, take pictures of a lot of people<br />
[•I it, pats around the word tnai giving out pictures of<br />
yourself is i cool thing to do before ) ou graduate, and<br />
charge big bucbL for them.<br />
<strong>The</strong> smullest Yearbook Associate* picture package<br />
costs around 550. that's half of a hundred dolUis worth<br />
of pictures of YOU (and you don't even get a com*<br />
plcmentary little Mack comb). And that package gives<br />
you nine wallet size pictures. Who has only nine<br />
friends?<br />
T!tc extra wallets are a steal at SS each (this price<br />
i» wii!wut the infamous Florentine Finish which makes<br />
the pictures just blurry enough so that you cannot; see<br />
the sUn blemishes). One nay also purchase a 16x20<br />
vail-size portrait for the low price of $79.95 (or. for<br />
the same price, you may have a professional tnist<br />
COME TO YOUR HOME and pal.* a poruait of you)<br />
Senior Panoramic Picture fiives an opportunity to<br />
fork over S10 for a big picture of a bunch of procle,<br />
most of whom you don't even know. But hey. one of<br />
thine smiling: people (the one with his cjc. closed?)<br />
it you.<br />
How about JOSTENS? Aren't rmmonolics outlaw*<br />
ctl in this country? Didn't large ituncMiKtc rings go out<br />
of Mylc Mmitwh-sre around filth grade? Aren't high<br />
school senion offended at the catalog of precious gifts<br />
which this company tries to entice them with?<br />
How about that Miniature Diploma? Boy. wouldn't<br />
tlv.t Ionic nice on a college Jorm wall fur only 53.50?<br />
<strong>The</strong>e is Mime brilliant fcrwn. working for JoMcn*<br />
who figured out a way to nakc senior* mink that git •<br />
ing out small *vhitc buVincjA cards lo all of their friends<br />
Ls a neat thing to dt>. Think about it. So ynu have a<br />
collection of 75 card* witli your friends* names primal<br />
on the fiont: what are VOJ going to do with them? Oh,<br />
that's right, their addrrstes, phone numbers, and c^l*<br />
!egcs are printed on the back. If you didn't know this<br />
information in die fim pbec, why do you need it now?<br />
But JostcnN best tricl ts the way they rutndlc the cap<br />
and gown purchases. Seniors order them without<br />
knowing the price. It w 11 be announced at a later date.<br />
A week before graduation, thU company could charge<br />
$100 for these satin sacl a. Who would complain? Does<br />
anyone want to be the ONLY person at grac&ation not<br />
wearing a cap and gown? And what about these JUM-<br />
BO tassels nnyway — U anybody really going to wear<br />
one of those horses* tails at the actual graduation<br />
ceremony itself?<br />
During senior year, * social life is quite expensive<br />
also. Of course, one must go out to lunch everyday<br />
to maintain m laid-back image. When Mom and Dad<br />
used to pay for you' sustenance, ti never seemed quite<br />
so expensive. Friday and Saturday nights at home are<br />
obviously a social no-no, and. unfc>nunatcly, nothing's<br />
free in the big city. As a nutter of fact, seniors arc<br />
expected to go out on school nights also, to keep up<br />
their "What me. work?" image. All this ad-ti up to<br />
big money in small time.<br />
<strong>The</strong>re are quite a few requisite dances in the senior<br />
year. Senior Boat Dance (this on* * jsts Mccp, too) plus<br />
Winter Ball plus Scrior From add UD to three overrated<br />
nights of big spending.<br />
Probably the most surprising COM is the traditional<br />
Senior Picnic. When you think of n picnic, don't you<br />
think of t bunch of people getting together for a nice<br />
CHEAP afternoon of sun and frisbee? All yru need<br />
is a towel ind sotne food, right? No. rumor is. the<br />
Senior Picnic costs 515.00 this year. Must be servinv.<br />
T'Bone Steaks and champagne, ch?<br />
Lou of students take AP tests senior year. Arc they<br />
»»lly paying $50 to take a TEST? Whit's wrong with<br />
this picture?<br />
However, while senior year may be expensive, all<br />
there is to lock forward to W next year, wlicn even<br />
books and scboo 1 cost money.