Severely handicapped class arrives - The Lowell

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FHTURE RE
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By JnunuritMn 1 Students
"I was the claw clews in nigh whool!" shouted Roger. "r.A
know that nvwe hearts am bn>kcn on prom rijM than 0.1 any
other!** Roger Ebcrt was dcfend'ng Pretv. in Pink on tlw movie
review program At thr Slovici. But his col leap*JC Ccnc Stskd interrupted.
"Now, / wa* cUss clown, and t know t!ut high school
Was nwirr trun just dates and cliques and thr prom!" So. who's
:'ght? Proms inevitably approach i\ date* for the events lrcily
mearvfer towards each other. To«*»:» mount . . . Junior Julie
Peacck insists. * As a last resort. >i-u can always hire a jrgolo!"
V/blle UK rest of Lowell was evacuating »he building in stanud
flrc dttll fehian, math teacher Michael DeSi-111 insir*>cd the
bells wem some «ort of joke pnd refused to let hi* CPO student,
out. sayina. "Now. no**, we don't !JIOW it for sure. kiddies!"
DCSUK? itjruged to solve t\vr- more problems before teacher Carl
Kocnfg came in and warned. **Trc!v*r» going to hang yvir butt,
Mike, it you don't set tf»c« kids out!"
Spring break acttvitici: People Ilocketi to Pretty in Pink; tock
miuicrous Hawaiian holt-lay* and Mexican fcuas. not :emcr.Ui.n
college 'our or two. Freshman Apvil Jenkrr slipped the risque
Fort l-fc^-fenjalc action, and in*vad won a pri/e for ursweiing a
KlOl $34,000 luc.tion one morning. The mivj bemfcr: "What
arc Carol DotVs measurements?" (In cas* you wondered.
44-22-38.)
On skiing, senior Jane Luni offers ihi; advice: "To .ski well.
II one tux ta do is vt on hU behind!"
Who ** w ttir water ball DO! out frorjt j vecnrkl story wirfi.>w
ito t)< txiv' lawn one sunny spring day in March? Kumar bra
it that J front court) srdcr sen: ihc shot. Date Hunt and Kva Fcsta
wr:e a 1 niiffr-d. . . Courtyard caper* iusc intensified v/ith ihc
Faster B-J . i/'s delivery of rav. eggs 10 the miilui*: ctrittyard ard
thr Milkshake Man\ ciiocol^tc milk botnh which graced ib.- f'ont
ixirtyard. The fo^r fooit gnnirn were completed with ihc flight
if fruit and veggie* to the front.
Worm kippers arnl warm sr Jiix*.. along w;ih t little >un tar.
:-il, were the main ctursc of «cni'»" Thanasi Pappus's and J*an
BragstoH'" !i»nch one Minns jjy. Such cravings ihcse young met.
have. And I alwa>; though: >(m ale kippers fur breakfast.
Grrnt Antcrira's sumir.rr shows feature Matt Slilnnkli as u
Emuri and Dents Jones .is htn-vlf. Cnirc sec IIICM: two Ijiwell
scninisiLiiwc in ll.ircd pol>c»tcr u«Hiscr>and scqiiincd ticadbsrufs?
Seniiiix Rultrrt MoL.ssi und Mute Had?r jre Mill t'n lilinj; ,»ver
the privilege i>[ CHOiung Hclga. ltu-»r st.igtnt birthda) !c!egr.(it».
1 the prcni
John Ulvsrtt's AH ChemiMry I class celebrated Robert
unscn's binhUay (Match M > with the traditional si>n^ aiht new
twist"'" a "tenfoot flantc" einittetl fiomihc inventor's imenti«n
with :hc ingenuity or a>phomi>rc Josh Thaler, who specializes in
Mich hot dispiatt.
TtK dog which senior GIna Cuuthrr was chasing ihro*t^'ti Lt>wc!i
one moninp, lurried out not 10 be a .stray hut one of stage manager
Don Pljxr** three mulls (new Mage crew recruits'.'). Happy 10
watch Cjiiu clu.se the dc^. senior Irene Kuo ic fused 10 give up
her lunchde'-evtoblcA a> bail, and .so Cina was laic to her -V4/5 class.
Evc">onc tliank Urban Ilcckrr. Science Dcpanmrn: Head, for
ridding LoweJ of some useless but dangerous chcmu'als. A gallon
of tU:s. :i liter of thai. You lauglr. l»ui next time we tusc aS.4
'in the Ricntcr. it couU be you i.\ ihc Murcnvmi snitching Doo Dads
from Mr. BcvWM'i ''ing cabinet.
Jcft (V'sCuv) Hi. is currently hoid.ngcarh Saturday morning
swim .sCMion* at the Chinatown VMCA for despcraie seniors who
still me: stay a Coal to graduate. Some claim they attend ihc early
class beCi'iic they hatcjotntogct 10. but really tltesc non-bm more months T4dl> -;ht».-ni.irj;«VtnKlilii>u. Hu-
/,nir;/^,ii >lt Srpuhifhi.tr iu7*t!i
annual "Scn».Hi|ik*' ;ti:k ihU>CJ*
.'i»r nuny rca^' *hc *J .w .1)' tfx:
pioiitu* 7.'. jvjr*. hot »hi* >cir'«
f^ltcjl (cjrw -.-vtM»n cdrt.ir. IUM'
t alien vN>n in pn-*. ninj* xh>* il-
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(lw second -*r a srrir* of '•kclchrs aliemptini: lu mplure Ih*- prrs-iui'lics'
I 1,UMI-U racall, mcmticrv. TIiIsiiH-fllK; m.uh ' b I
ltr.tr noiurt.
Learning to drive —
'That's why they call them bumpers'
II> BcU> Mcrimkh hvne. Ot^i.-u\l>.
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' "itenwm 01 lump i the ra* c»J?c. parkinj; »ru*-v. t»\ujli; . (R*
iiulU aNfJt lh:
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With Olivers' l^i ur.iict ihcif hells
JV*J\ fnmi ihc turhi. «rw iin'v^-» !»•
to Drivers' Trjiniv,.. Drivers' Trainmj:
tiiMiucii'ts tit) !** jirt l!h" rfjwt
thes tsrwrsc. Thcs JIC Jimmj; ik-
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lurn thuv the dr.vet and the
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in iw! ihc nlim.mwcrjriluv'jl
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Mlci «mj hj\ icjmcU h«>** in %;jn.
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ftir an crj
IIK- l.iul hjiOie lot ih; hoJJ.r;
Uuvcr t\ JvtojlK j:o:n^ u< lite dread
cJ IAIV i» i't-.im ihc license. M»»si
pjnmr intnecx tuve rtiphtn-.-t. jlmul
lite tJ\Vs 'hat itic lucnvc cun-.r»r
nni;ht 'tMuire ihcm ti) ;terfnnn in
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up the t.r»^>Ledcst rtnxt in the
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ilnvc skiiht'^i u^inj: v-jr (unj* Oft
teet." Altcf IIMI* jiWicirvtitm, The
Fe*l n. uvuallv rjl
.: huin-iitor J J»»j: ilte\ \» ill prot\il>!>
tilficully if (rr? on the streets
All (tunes timsiJa-^. the onl>
thin)* worw tlun hemp j no 1 * tlmct
i« dnvin): uith one.
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