Severely handicapped class arrives - The Lowell
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Question man<br />
Ed Sdlius (MOS): "1 Hole ihu<br />
guy't clothe* when he was taking a<br />
ilxmtt."<br />
Writer<br />
chides<br />
faculty<br />
Dear Editor.<br />
Prejudice cAd hate<br />
the only 'tongs 1 tec today<br />
I Brine my student rights<br />
the faculty «y* | 'm astray<br />
"I'm ttsc butt!" JI-*I thaut<br />
You abuse ycur privileges. I uy<br />
I'm wppOKd u be >our uudent<br />
1*01 not ycur drily prey<br />
Ycu rrnnr comrnunicatins. misuse<br />
jrur autficriry,<br />
hut you won't change your way<br />
Ycu Jjn't do your jon; rt*» tcachinc<br />
But you'N march and pU'krt fix<br />
higher pay<br />
Whose school spirit it red and white?<br />
My icttor ipiril i* batilc\h:p grey<br />
My four-term sentence I'll soon have<br />
served<br />
Hit the private outrage imnle me Mill<br />
never go .may<br />
Afta thh ye*r to college I'll he bound<br />
But walking through the hills of<br />
<strong>Lowell</strong><br />
FaoiJt) ham»j,*ni I* cattily found<br />
Not (St.vmmcr/Jono)<br />
Michael Suwr<br />
3*06<br />
.. . A-U.<br />
I»h«<br />
tab,<br />
.! Cm, |S<br />
Kristra Wo«g (SS1B): "When I<br />
m down the hill with my jacket over<br />
my head and i bunch of balloons in<br />
my hand, prr ending to be Batman."<br />
Eria M. Barn-tt (8808): "I<br />
bought fur; act uockingi, new v-hitc<br />
pumps, pit on my bUck minhiun.<br />
my whittanl top. HOT1 a,, (,„„ rix.<br />
»« my face and hair. «aikcd Ihrouth<br />
pounng rain, and wound up pla>;ag<br />
bwchall in the rroddls court) anJ.. .juu<br />
to imprtu him...au] it worked!"<br />
Marks<br />
extolls<br />
paper<br />
I was pleated to read thai the CeluniKa<br />
Scholastic Press Auocution of<br />
Columbia University recently conferredthe<br />
designation of "Medal iti"<br />
f<br />
•UtendyTMrnyrangramlatioas. this<br />
rcpracnti • diuina honor.<br />
Cotdially,<br />
Scnatot Milum Marlu<br />
PTSA<br />
lauds<br />
staff<br />
Ocai Editnr.<br />
TK Limeh High PrSA aJJs it*<br />
congraiulatioiM in you and ihc ju\i<br />
graduated membcrv or "<strong>The</strong> Uwell"<br />
*ulf. You all jvM'.y achieved thj<br />
Mcualut rankinr. in 19*5 of the Columbia<br />
SchoUritc I*re« AvvxrulKm.<br />
Thanlvi again fur your etccllenl<br />
and prtfeuional publication. We<br />
with you continued UKCCM.<br />
Bib Mi)imoti><br />
Limcll PTSA Pfr^iticnt<br />
Vmu AaiM. In Wi«a. StM<br />
lan.<br />
IrkU<br />
Dm-i Hrv». lUOlr.<br />
ijrM*Ud itt o»ii . a<br />
bkt.Alnla.AhaL>.>ni-aUt.rxrkk<br />
Ut..NmiUknn.ArHiU(<br />
"tile 1 altcmpccu ui lift the heavy<br />
porcelain tup olT the toilet lank,<br />
pttcnliij to be Surnman lo rmprcu<br />
my family, only lo hare it drup and<br />
•hatter into hundreds of rwra."<br />
m Lowtll. uank 7. I9t6. rtf 3<br />
.RESPONSE<br />
J. J. SpedU (BSI2): "I uood naked<br />
in green Jello. plaj lag the kazoo<br />
»the tone of •Suiivjy u Henen.' "<br />
Kevin JcfTervm tM0:): "I >aw<br />
thlt reai cute girl, and I nxamd tier,<br />
i<br />
V $ '<br />
'86defends BCO<br />
To the Edi'on,<br />
We. iSc Senior Cbu Officeri.<br />
«ouU Iikr to play the following qucv<br />
tton and smwer fiarne with the oppov<br />
en to the Boatd of C!a»» Officer*<br />
who made themselves known In the<br />
la*l luue of Tht Utwtlt.<br />
1. On the nutlet of prom*, what<br />
a involved with pUnniog m prom"*<br />
A*v**r: Unfottumtrty. nurc than<br />
anyone will ever kw*? —Omirprrurn<br />
uhomi,ir, a rdiablc penon out of<br />
many applicant*); —Hotel Htippinj<br />
(di^pfately trying to diicover (he<br />
right hotel wiih lh^ ; ! -in room, the<br />
right capacity, the n^ht time, and the<br />
right dale>; — Drptuu (giving away '<br />
SM)0. then SI.W0. and then S2.000<br />
and encountering cm-tract al^cr contnH.11:<br />
- Pfu*t*£mphtr* (wlctting ihc<br />
hot and chcipcsi pKturetalen iir iV<br />
iU> Areyl; -Srturity Guards (nxitvenn,:<br />
ftoni ihc «UKk lK»f MC need<br />
i'tpht ;.;j*d* and ixh iif Ihcm emu<br />
iiukerx wtui jnr inc«pcr->tve>ind ui I<br />
uph«4d i-ur rrqucu i.\»; —firtwuihftt<br />
(j^Hcn.v the quoittmv llalhutnv*<br />
SircamcrV* What culnm<br />
Where will v-c tunj: ihcui.' Himcr^<br />
- dead .>t ali.e) lluw n«ch SSS5'f!i.<br />
-Anti thr h\t &>n .«n...<br />
2. Who twit and plant Hie<br />
Ux-Skalin-, Nij-hf. S; .nt W«l. (fciw<br />
fXuKC. Pi/ya Night. Twin-IXiy. Scn-<br />
*H\\ t-acullylknkcthall Game. Senior<br />
Dinner. Fn>*.ball Concr^um<br />
Si*nJv, Senitir Picnic, and Craduatktn?<br />
AniMtr: Us. »ponwn, helpful<br />
chairpeopCe. and 11.8*5 oflheclaM<br />
J. Where do wv ^ct the lhnb*and\<br />
or doll^n needed to hoid the those<br />
events? Aiuntr: We don't rob. »tmbeulc.<br />
moonlighl. or pillage. Thcrefore.<br />
money muu cume from fwtdraben.<br />
food-ules, *nd SAC Sale*.<br />
4. Whetc can you rind itw Senior<br />
Orficcn on Friday afternoon* when<br />
oeryooc die ha% Icfl vhowt? Anjurr*<br />
Come join u« in nxxn 2*4<br />
where we wdl be either meeting<br />
ainorg nunclvci. talking wunctuirpeoplc,<br />
or rolling money with<br />
friends.<br />
5. WhatS •-n.il ing moncj"?<br />
A/uwri: You know all those coins<br />
Uui )ou insert into the drink mai-hincs<br />
for a drink? <strong>The</strong> coins roll ill<br />
the v. ay lo UA MI that we CJI put them<br />
in milt and rutl them to the ban*.<br />
6. Why dn we schedule fini?<br />
*u»«vr: If we cannof have a certain<br />
period free each day. him nn -A-C<br />
iiicci anj do all tS: things mem toned<br />
ahuve? suri; <strong>The</strong> Shield and Scm'l<br />
m^djv at 7: IS AM .indicate at 1:45<br />
PM: j»«) diirinj; irui perK[viatc ami riervnu. \;ii*A-n(%<br />
wh.i rjfl kill if !(*•) d,^t*t get inu*<br />
Ihcir tU*tcv<br />
In OHK*tu.HHI. V.V Mlkuld like lit *J><br />
that we enjti) wr>ing i>ur cla»% anJ<br />
malm- -u-e that Sena* Year iv tun<br />
(or c*cr>t»nf. After puitmg vi mutrh<br />
cfltift imo ixir oirtcev. it i. a crcit di%app>iintment<br />
ti< vec that v>n. jrcun<br />
apjirecuiive.<br />
Sincere!}.<br />
<strong>The</strong> CUvv of 19W» Officc'iA<br />
(Cv. AK\. Kat. Jule M.ch.<br />
Jay. May and Kare)<br />
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