Severely handicapped class arrives - The Lowell

Question man
Ed Sdlius (MOS): "1 Hole ihu
guy't clothe* when he was taking a
ilxmtt."
Writer
chides
faculty
Dear Editor.
Prejudice cAd hate
the only 'tongs 1 tec today
I Brine my student rights
the faculty «y* | 'm astray
"I'm ttsc butt!" JI-*I thaut
You abuse ycur privileges. I uy
I'm wppOKd u be >our uudent
1*01 not ycur drily prey
Ycu rrnnr comrnunicatins. misuse
jrur autficriry,
hut you won't change your way
Ycu Jjn't do your jon; rt*» tcachinc
But you'N march and pU'krt fix
higher pay
Whose school spirit it red and white?
My icttor ipiril i* batilc\h:p grey
My four-term sentence I'll soon have
served
Hit the private outrage imnle me Mill
never go .may
Afta thh ye*r to college I'll he bound
But walking through the hills of
Lowell
FaoiJt) ham»j,*ni I* cattily found
Not (St.vmmcr/Jono)
Michael Suwr
3*06
.. . A-U.
I»h«
tab,
.! Cm, |S
Kristra Wo«g (SS1B): "When I
m down the hill with my jacket over
my head and i bunch of balloons in
my hand, prr ending to be Batman."
Eria M. Barn-tt (8808): "I
bought fur; act uockingi, new v-hitc
pumps, pit on my bUck minhiun.
my whittanl top. HOT1 a,, (,„„ rix.
»« my face and hair. «aikcd Ihrouth
pounng rain, and wound up pla>;ag
bwchall in the rroddls court) anJ.. .juu
to imprtu him...au] it worked!"
Marks
extolls
paper
I was pleated to read thai the CeluniKa
Scholastic Press Auocution of
Columbia University recently conferredthe
designation of "Medal iti"
f
•UtendyTMrnyrangramlatioas. this
rcpracnti • diuina honor.
Cotdially,
Scnatot Milum Marlu
PTSA
lauds
staff
Ocai Editnr.
TK Limeh High PrSA aJJs it*
congraiulatioiM in you and ihc ju\i
graduated membcrv or "The Uwell"
*ulf. You all jvM'.y achieved thj
Mcualut rankinr. in 19*5 of the Columbia
SchoUritc I*re« AvvxrulKm.
Thanlvi again fur your etccllenl
and prtfeuional publication. We
with you continued UKCCM.
Bib Mi)imoti>
Limcll PTSA Pfr^iticnt
Vmu AaiM. In Wi«a. StM
lan.
IrkU
Dm-i Hrv». lUOlr.
ijrM*Ud itt o»ii . a
bkt.Alnla.AhaL>.>ni-aUt.rxrkk
Ut..NmiUknn.ArHiU(
"tile 1 altcmpccu ui lift the heavy
porcelain tup olT the toilet lank,
pttcnliij to be Surnman lo rmprcu
my family, only lo hare it drup and
•hatter into hundreds of rwra."
m Lowtll. uank 7. I9t6. rtf 3
.RESPONSE
J. J. SpedU (BSI2): "I uood naked
in green Jello. plaj lag the kazoo
»the tone of •Suiivjy u Henen.' "
Kevin JcfTervm tM0:): "I >aw
thlt reai cute girl, and I nxamd tier,
i
V $ '
'86defends BCO
To the Edi'on,
We. iSc Senior Cbu Officeri.
«ouU Iikr to play the following qucv
tton and smwer fiarne with the oppov
en to the Boatd of C!a»» Officer*
who made themselves known In the
la*l luue of Tht Utwtlt.
1. On the nutlet of prom*, what
a involved with pUnniog m prom"*
A*v**r: Unfottumtrty. nurc than
anyone will ever kw*? —Omirprrurn
uhomi,ir, a rdiablc penon out of
many applicant*); —Hotel Htippinj
(di^pfately trying to diicover (he
right hotel wiih lh^ ; ! -in room, the
right capacity, the n^ht time, and the
right dale>; — Drptuu (giving away '
SM)0. then SI.W0. and then S2.000
and encountering cm-tract al^cr contnH.11:
- Pfu*t*£mphtr* (wlctting ihc
hot and chcipcsi pKturetalen iir iV
iU> Areyl; -Srturity Guards (nxitvenn,:
ftoni ihc «UKk lK»f MC need
i'tpht ;.;j*d* and ixh iif Ihcm emu
iiukerx wtui jnr inc«pcr->tve>ind ui I
uph«4d i-ur rrqucu i.\»; —firtwuihftt
(j^Hcn.v the quoittmv llalhutnv*
SircamcrV* What culnm
Where will v-c tunj: ihcui.' Himcr^
- dead .>t ali.e) lluw n«ch SSS5'f!i.
-Anti thr h\t &>n .«n...
2. Who twit and plant Hie
Ux-Skalin-, Nij-hf. S; .nt W«l. (fciw
fXuKC. Pi/ya Night. Twin-IXiy. Scn-
*H\\ t-acullylknkcthall Game. Senior
Dinner. Fn>*.ball Concr^um
Si*nJv, Senitir Picnic, and Craduatktn?
AniMtr: Us. »ponwn, helpful
chairpeopCe. and 11.8*5 oflheclaM
J. Where do wv ^ct the lhnb*and\
or doll^n needed to hoid the those
events? Aiuntr: We don't rob. »tmbeulc.
moonlighl. or pillage. Thcrefore.
money muu cume from fwtdraben.
food-ules, *nd SAC Sale*.
4. Whetc can you rind itw Senior
Orficcn on Friday afternoon* when
oeryooc die ha% Icfl vhowt? Anjurr*
Come join u« in nxxn 2*4
where we wdl be either meeting
ainorg nunclvci. talking wunctuirpeoplc,
or rolling money with
friends.
5. WhatS •-n.il ing moncj"?
A/uwri: You know all those coins
Uui )ou insert into the drink mai-hincs
for a drink? The coins roll ill
the v. ay lo UA MI that we CJI put them
in milt and rutl them to the ban*.
6. Why dn we schedule fini?
*u»«vr: If we cannof have a certain
period free each day. him nn -A-C
iiicci anj do all tS: things mem toned
ahuve? suri; The Shield and Scm'l
m^djv at 7: IS AM .indicate at 1:45
PM: j»«) diirinj; irui perK[viatc ami riervnu. \;ii*A-n(%
wh.i rjfl kill if !(*•) d,^t*t get inu*
Ihcir tU*tcv
In OHK*tu.HHI. V.V Mlkuld like lit *J>
that we enjti) wr>ing i>ur cla»% anJ
malm- -u-e that Sena* Year iv tun
(or c*cr>t»nf. After puitmg vi mutrh
cfltift imo ixir oirtcev. it i. a crcit di%app>iintment
ti< vec that v>n. jrcun
apjirecuiive.
Sincere!}.
The CUvv of 19W» Officc'iA
(Cv. AK\. Kat. Jule M.ch.
Jay. May and Kare)
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