Severely handicapped class arrives - The Lowell

By Dcaii PoutaJUdu
Fimruppy. then shocked, tU»
quickly drained of all your extra
energy, and oy now dying fcr
another vacition (and a long one
at that) — yes. these arc the basic
types of feeling* we all go
through those fir.: few wctlu of
September. School has started
xlong with all its luxuries, including
spxMic, frantic, and
ipiccd-out freshmen, unfair
amounts of homework, hour-long
classes, and Dr. Fibish's daily
"emergency" announcements on
Radio Iwrti. Yes. it's all back.
And brtie anxious fmhmcn. who
•vantcd to make sure that they
didn't miss a hit of orientation.
The continents hcanl frun a few
freshmen were cvci. funnier, such
as, "The students at Lowell an
so spirited. 1 almost died when I
saw all those people with red and
white frisbecs un their heads."
Litile did the freshmen know that
thoi after Lowell
Zulu Scrctra members Bob 't*ravb, Dtrld Kstzneboo, and Eric
Goldberg sit (n profound coalempUtioa of tbdr existence.
Matthew HeJu*r and Stephen tost to Burlingamc. In her rage,
Heuscr, last year** farootiX injured
ccn. have been quickly
replaced by Robert Wood and
Derfck Un. Will the injured
trcna ever go out cf style7
EMERGENCY FLASH!!!
Rumor has it trut the N'iglu
Sulkcr's sister is now -.v-.xJai.ig
I-oweil*s halls. The police have
identified her a: the Day and
Nigh! Talker, a-fc.a. Sbosiamu
OpperJietmer. She has been
J— NEW IN SAN FRANCISCO
she scalped frtshman Andrew
Flurry. JM now he has cntfy half
ahead of hair! If you want to krep
ic other half, Andrew, send
money to the Zulu Scrccm Fan
Club, in care of DKN.
Well, yearbooks have come
ota, bringing many surprises, but
the Jeremiih Turner Fan Gub
definitely tops Ihcsi all. Ishcwur
idol? Shouid this be the ultimate
goal of all males at Lowell? If
SSXiftf* VT/vrrrtpk UK your bee
for plcauire rradmg? Your Un U too daik? Adam Cixlduooe b your idol?
You enjoy liucning ti> Radio Lo*rlt? Pcrtupi, you gn alottg wiih Mr.
ZahtilU?
If you've answered 'yes* to any of the above questions, look no further,
for help U on tltc way! K*cryo« » neuiottc in hit own tpecul way (though
tome people'* ways are more special than nthen). and Dr. B u ready to auiit
you in any way he can. Dr. B speaks many laopusei, cuept English, (and
alvo Ites a lot about hu 'ingiituic atnltlics), to aJdroi your cardl, kners,
problem*, questions, pictures, and fan mail to him in room 5, The LawrU
office. (Can you gucu what ihe D ttandi fur)? Responses will be given in
rneudo-tbvic language* only;