Severely handicapped class arrives - The Lowell
Severely handicapped class arrives - The Lowell
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By Dcaii PoutaJUdu<br />
Fimruppy. then shocked, tU»<br />
quickly drained of all your extra<br />
energy, and oy now dying fcr<br />
another vacition (and a long one<br />
at that) — yes. these arc the basic<br />
types of feeling* we all go<br />
through those fir.: few wctlu of<br />
September. School has started<br />
xlong with all its luxuries, including<br />
spxMic, frantic, and<br />
ipiccd-out freshmen, unfair<br />
amounts of homework, hour-long<br />
<strong>class</strong>es, and Dr. Fibish's daily<br />
"emergency" announcements on<br />
Radio Iwrti. Yes. it's all back.<br />
And brtie anxious fmhmcn. who<br />
•vantcd to make sure that they<br />
didn't miss a hit of orientation.<br />
<strong>The</strong> continents hcanl frun a few<br />
freshmen were cvci. funnier, such<br />
as, "<strong>The</strong> students at <strong>Lowell</strong> an<br />
so spirited. 1 almost died when I<br />
saw all those people with red and<br />
white frisbecs un their heads."<br />
Litile did the freshmen know that<br />
thoi after <strong>Lowell</strong><br />
Zulu Scrctra members Bob 't*ravb, Dtrld Kstzneboo, and Eric<br />
Goldberg sit (n profound coalempUtioa of tbdr existence.<br />
Matthew HeJu*r and Stephen tost to Burlingamc. In her rage,<br />
Heuscr, last year** farootiX injured<br />
ccn. have been quickly<br />
replaced by Robert Wood and<br />
Derfck Un. Will the injured<br />
trcna ever go out cf style7<br />
EMERGENCY FLASH!!!<br />
Rumor has it trut the N'iglu<br />
Sulkcr's sister is now -.v-.xJai.ig<br />
I-oweil*s halls. <strong>The</strong> police have<br />
identified her a: the Day and<br />
Nigh! Talker, a-fc.a. Sbosiamu<br />
OpperJietmer. She has been<br />
J— NEW IN SAN FRANCISCO<br />
she scalped frtshman Andrew<br />
Flurry. JM now he has cntfy half<br />
ahead of hair! If you want to krep<br />
ic other half, Andrew, send<br />
money to the Zulu Scrccm Fan<br />
Club, in care of DKN.<br />
Well, yearbooks have come<br />
ota, bringing many surprises, but<br />
the Jeremiih Turner Fan Gub<br />
definitely tops Ihcsi all. Ishcwur<br />
idol? Shouid this be the ultimate<br />
goal of all males at <strong>Lowell</strong>? If<br />
SSXiftf* VT/vrrrtpk UK your bee<br />
for plcauire rradmg? Your Un U too daik? Adam Cixlduooe b your idol?<br />
You enjoy liucning ti> Radio Lo*rlt? Pcrtupi, you gn alottg wiih Mr.<br />
ZahtilU?<br />
If you've answered 'yes* to any of the above questions, look no further,<br />
for help U on tltc way! K*cryo« » neuiottc in hit own tpecul way (though<br />
tome people'* ways are more special than nthen). and Dr. B u ready to auiit<br />
you in any way he can. Dr. B speaks many laopusei, cuept English, (and<br />
alvo Ites a lot about hu 'ingiituic atnltlics), to aJdroi your cardl, kners,<br />
problem*, questions, pictures, and fan mail to him in room 5, <strong>The</strong> LawrU<br />
office. (Can you gucu what ihe D ttandi fur)? Responses will be given in<br />
rneudo-tbvic language* only;<br />