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<strong>Spike</strong> | 15 YEARS OF BOOKS, MUSIC, ART, IDEAS | www.spikemagazine.com<br />

Review [published September 2003]<br />

Angus Oblong: Creepy Suzie<br />

Jayne Margetts<br />

The first time I laid eyes upon the troubled cast of<br />

Royston Vasey’s The League Of Gentlemen I almost<br />

vomited. Such grotesque, pantomime-scarred characters,<br />

which could turn the stomach with a flutter of the<br />

eyelash, stirred the strings of disturbance with all and<br />

sundry. A BAFTA Award (2000 for Production) confirmed<br />

that comedy had found a new avenue, and that<br />

it was okay to satirise all that was politically incorrect.<br />

So when a copy of Angus Oblong’s Creepy Suzie And<br />

13 Other Tragic Tales For Troubled Children landed<br />

on the doorstep the odds were tipped in its favour.<br />

Dysfunctionalism rocks!<br />

P.T. Barnum was a rock god! He was an opportunist.<br />

He was an entrepreneurial voyeurist. And by trailing<br />

his carnival freaks across the backbone of mid-America<br />

circa late-1800s, this vaudevillian parasite put the fun<br />

back into fantasy, the sacred and profane.<br />

We’ve had a host of wannabes since then; Jim<br />

Rose’s Circus Sideshow is possibly the heir apparent,<br />

and in TV terms Todd Browning’s unfortunate band<br />

of merry Freaks, and then suddenly, whoosh, out of<br />

the fictional toxic backwaters of Sacramento comes<br />

BUY Angus Oblong books online from and<br />

a new satirist of the grotesque with a posse who are<br />

anything but Ivy League.<br />

Meet Angus Oblong; 27-year-old modern day Frankenstein<br />

with a deformity fixation and sperm donor to<br />

the craziest family of contemporary abominations outside<br />

of the test tube. His (first major book deal) Creepy<br />

Suzie And 13 Other Tragic Tales For Troubled Children<br />

salutes them for their warts-and-all-mutation-of-toxicgenetics-meets-psychotic-hearted<br />

compassion. There’s<br />

grotesque mutant babies, midget albino crossdressers,<br />

siamese quadruplets, narcoleptic dogs, stupid vampires<br />

and fun, fun, fun doses of electroshock therapy galore!<br />

The fun figures that inhabit Creepy Suzie’s landscape<br />

enjoy the benefits of a contaminated environment and<br />

lifestyle. This is no Sorority House picnic peppered<br />

with sunny Californian hormones and bleached silicon<br />

smiles. The inhabitants of this bleak, black-and-white<br />

cul-de-sac have flaws galore. ‘Emily Amputee’ is a<br />

prime example: “Emily went to her doctor for her annual<br />

checkup. Some paperwork got mixed up and they<br />

amputated one of her legs.” Or if you favour a tale on<br />

the homicidal side there’s always ‘Mary Had A Little<br />

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